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14283919 No.14283919[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Just accidentally ate 2 pounds of grapes.

>> No.14283921

Die in a thousand fires, faggot.

>> No.14283935

>>14283919
You're gonna have a grape vine grow out of your belly button. Don't tear it or you'll die.

>> No.14283953

>>14283919
>accidentally
Aye, you just looked up with an open mouth and they fell in from the sky, the whole two pounds of them at once, and you had no choice but to swallow. Is that right? Own up to your grapesluttery, OP.

>> No.14283959

don't come here and wine to us about it

>> No.14283979
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>>14283919
Were they the delicious purple sour coronation grapes?

>> No.14283993

>>14283953
He filled his grapepussy...

>> No.14284001

>>14283979
Purple, black and red grapes are based. Miss me with that green shit.

>> No.14284004

>>14284001
filtered

>> No.14284005

>>14283979
Aesthetic.

>> No.14284011

Dude you're going to die from toxins. That's why wine was created (the first alcohol created by man) the Greeks had an over abundance of grapes but eating half a pound+ in one go fills you up with hertraphoginies that attatch to your liver and pancreas. They made wine to figure out how to deal with the grape toxins and shit. Holy fuck 2 fucking lbs? It is probably way too late to puke it up now. Go to a hospital bro. No one ever eats that many so people forget how toxic grapes are you dun goofed

>> No.14284020

>>14283921
Why are you so angry?

>> No.14284326

>>14284011
This is true I ate 1.5 pounds 3 years ago and almost needed a liver transplant

>> No.14284359

>>14283919
Me too buddy, me too

>> No.14284503

>>14284011
>>14284326
Yeah fuck grapes. My mom made some weird purple grape salad thing a few years ago, it was amazing so my dad ate like 6 bowls of it, 3 days later his liver failed and now he is stuck with a poopbag and had to quit his roofing job. He lost all his muscles and is tiny and old looking now. Fucking dumb bullshit. At least he just chills and fishes a lot more now.