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>>14276792>webm threadThat's a lot of eggs. How does he get out?
>>14276792__ _________ ______?
>>14276792I legitimately can't figure out if it's a joke or not.
>>14276854I wonder what other egg related food he offers.
>>14276792Until I saw the cheese, I was genuinely interested, it looked like a good brined turkey.
>>14276991he has to rippen through the canvas ceiling above him
>>14276792no way cheddar melted like that.
that turkey went straight to hell
>>14276792That turkey deserved life more that the people who made this video.
>>14276854How does the eggman leave the egg fort?
>>14276792Who would ever waste their time and money making this shit?
>>14276792An animal had to die for this.
>>14276792What the shit
This thread is going to have less webms than the last one, isn't it?
>>14276854why does she sit like that?
>>14277302bro im pissed off but also I saved this
>>14277302Is this real?
>>14276792Wet brining is fucking trash.
>>14277306it's obviously fake u fkn idiot..
>>14277302holy shit how did they train the cat to do this?
>>14277302How does he get out?
>>14276991Where is he located? I want to visit this establishment
>>14277076that's murican "cheddar"
>>14277302My friend knows a guy who was there when this was filmed. It's real. breathtaking
>>14277304>>Take your angry updoot fellow Redditor!!
>>14276792a feast fit for a gamer
>>14276792I threw up in my mouth a little while watching this.>>14276854My Liege!
>>14276863I wish I lived on Dude St.
>>14279323Do Americans really eat such meals?
>>14276792it needs soundI picture something like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQamlINx3Yc
>>14276792do americans really
>>14276854no one seems to be asking how did he get IN?
>>14279323why didn't get a larger tray?>>14279501that's a snack
>>14277374nah it's fucking real dumb cunt
>>14277356sugar and oil cannot permiate meat or very little. Salt is only thing that does anything. And if skin on its basically wrapped in plastic wrap.. So completely pointless. dry rub high quality salt under skin a few hours before cooking.
>>14276854___ ____ __ ___ ___?
anybody have the one of the healthy vegan recipe where the persons hand is so fat they must be at least 700lbs?
>>14280578looks good but that's way too much effort for fucking mac and cheese
>>14277302Isn't this cat vid pretty old? Why did it resurge in the past month? Its odd but okay.
>>14280568I don't understand the lesser races but they can be pretty cute. Like a dog gnawing a bone.
>>14280067>high quality salt
>>14276792Jesus christ where do you even get a block of cheese that big?!
>>14279501That's a kid's serving in the US.
>>14276792why salt and brown sugar?
>>14280568can someone explain to me why the fuck the pit of the avo is so disgusting
>>14276854how... does... he... get... o-out... aaahwaaa-eeeee-ee-e
>>14276836Hey don't tell anyone but I'm low-key hungry
>>14280568You have to remember that avocados don't have flavor.
>>14280616I'm worried about my dad ck. I don't think he's gonna stroke but. I still worry
>>14276792the downside of melted cheese is how quickly it dries
>>14277302how can he prepare all those eggs while dancing?
>>14279323>pouring yellow paint on friesdo americans really?
>>14277289has anyone tried this one? I'll admit its got me a little curious to see how it would turn out
>>14281123Don't do it, it makes chlorine gas.
>>14281089I almost thought it was American, but he put it in the oven before deep-frying.
>>14281333>complains about lack of content>posts the same tired jack shit we've seen a million timesYou are worse.
>>14281345This is my second time posting that webm because i just made it.You can eat shit
>>14281345>jackIt says SAM THE COOKING GUY in the fucking title
>>14281372>defending sam the reddit guy
>>14277477He has to boogie his way free.
>>14276836This is so depressing
>>14281572I hate this obsession with "da tradition" in Chinese cooking. I don't give a fuck about some authenticity bullshit when I need to get back to work
>>14281372Completely uncooked jalapeno, I'm sure the texture on that is great with everything else. And I'm sure the bacon is not a chewy mess with no texture.
>>14280994Because salt and sugar are the two key ingredients in any brine
>>14281368You can. But should you?
>>14281372I wish I knew how to make webms.The BBQ Pit boys have SO many disasters I would use.Like the cigar ash bbq sauce.Or the fried steak fries.Or beer can breakfast bacon burgers.
>>14276792>your girlfriend.wbmalso, i seriously hope they didn't 'marinade' that turkey in WATER at air temp for 1-2 daysand if they did, i hope they got really fucking sick.
>>14277289i just vomited from watching that
>>14280568i fuckingi am sofucking angry and confusedheres your gold
>>14281089>>14281335isnt that the short car cuck
>>14281121Not gonna lie, looks dope for a halloween party. Also this is only good with the sound:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y
>>14281595its called prep work and its how restaurant kitchens work. no one is making your meal from scratch, idiot.
>>14277302i'm calling this fakewhere's the pan?
>>14281345i would pay $50 for this, it would feed me for 4 days straight
>>14279566There was no "in" to get into in the beginning. He built his egg home around himself
>>14279323Can I get some fries with all that "cheese"?
>>14281618>he doesnt like raw jalapeno
>>14281595yes goy your boss is more important than basic human needs
>>14281685i can just make it for you if you tell me what the episodes are called
>>14276802yes they do, i hear they even drink the brining liquid afterwards
>>14281572can't imagine how sore those thighs get
>>14281840>squeezing the lime on the wrong sidesay all you want about this video being good but that part is unforgivable
>>14280568Unironically delicious if you're not a fucking retard like this guy and just throw the ingredients in a blender. Minus the sprinkles
>>14281345GIGA HALAL SNACK PACK
>>14276854How does he get out desu?
>>14280568Frisian Flag exists outside of the Netherlands?
>>14282280When blacks say "white peepo dont season dey food XD" this is what they think of. Carrots and potatos and butter
>>14282362Waaay too much shit on that. People need to know when to stop before something tastes like slop.
>>14280616always hype when ja/ck shows up with the slop bucket of sour cream
>>14281333god i hate this prick
>>14282316I've had this once. It was good but it so rich that could only finish a 3rd of the glass. I feel like this would be better served in a smaller portion and eaten with spoon like pudding than as a smoothie.
Havent checked this whole thread yet, but does anyone have the webm/youtube video of that chick who makes sauce and fries/burns the fuck out of onions and pours hot oil into tomato puree or something?
>>14282374Carrots and potatoes have loads of flavour on their own, and the butter was seasoned with salt, pepper, rosemary and parsley.
>>14282502>Carrots and potatoes have loads of flavorwhite people cant season food lmao
how do i delete someone elses post
>>14282216The french fry part will get gross after the first day.
>>14282362action bronson defended this
>>14282464yeah i bookmarked it, it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU before she took it down
>animals died for this
>>14282622It's your choice to torture animale carcasses, really.
>>14282622>>animals died for thisYes.
>>14282280Does it make me a fat American tard if I really want to try making this one?
>>14281350don't forget to brand your soy glasses portrait on it
>>14282804More like French if anything. American would deep fry it in the end.
>>14280568this is es pokat and is pretty good ngl
>>14280578>vegan butter>kosher saltmost pointless shit, how the fuck can salt even be kosher as well?
>>14281009it’s the natural non gmo avo seed, hence it’s natural flavour and ability to be used in a dessert
>>14276792>this fucking threadShould I abandon my software engineering career and go to Burgerland to open a restaurant / food related business?It feels like there will be zero competition and make ez money.>t. Greek that knows how to actually cook tasty food
>>14282916come to aus we love cuisine here
>>14281345why the fuck did they not cut up the doner? retard turk
>>14276792culinary technique aside I can't take anyone seriously that can't lift 15 lbs by themselves.
>>14282903It's the type of salt used to draw out the blood from the meat after kosher slaughter.
>>14277874whats that? could you show me an example?
>>14282916>there will be zero competition
>>14282916>>14282924No, we're full.
>>14276792I'd eat it, does that make me a plebe?
>>14280616How does he still not have use of his right hand? I thought stroke victims recovered after a while.
>>14281345This gets posted every other webm thread, and you are complaining about reposts? fuck off.
>>14283063>feed meat scraps to chickens>feed maggots to chickens>get fresh meat and not hepatitiswhy aren't they doing this
>>14283078this is what I was about to write. what the actual fuck. Just surviving is not that hard, even for inferior races.
>>14279323wouldn't the fries get soggy if you do this?
>>14280578>vegan butterbitch it's called margarine
>>14282280WHY is there 4 shots of it being penetrated with the carrotevery fucking time
>>14283072Only if they do their assigned rehab excercises and make an active effort, none of which Jack does of course.
>>14282377perfectionRuggero Deodato would love it
>>14281827yes, Richard Hammond.
>>14276796Usually makes a confused girl eat all of them
>>14281121>>14276792imagine being the animal that died so that this could happen
>>14280899your question has an answer but a strange one
>>14283106Absolutely they would. It's got to be a joke... It has to be...
>>14282535get a job nigger
>>14282535>white people cant season food lmaoMaybe if you reduced the amount of salt and sugar in your food, you'd be able to taste subtle flavors, Tyrone.
>>14281085my dad just got diagnosed with Lewy Body dementia at 68 feels bad man...
>>14282594man, i'm loving this shit.
>>14282464>>14282562Have a re-upload.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-I2LEB_AxY
>>14281333This guy seems like such a raging kike asshole.
>>14282291>>squeezing the lime on the wrong sideThat's how you're actually supposed to do, with the difference that you should cut the bottoms off.I've tried it and it doesn't get as much juice out as the 'wrong' method, though.
>>14281333I wanna punch him.
>>14283078thermodynamics. one dumpster produces a pound of insects, and a chicken converts three pounds of insect into one pound of chicken. if you're piss poor you're better off just eating the insects for them nutrients
>>14281335Hammond is basically trans-American.
>>14282594Funny, it's the same kind of retards who post that and who post wojak variants.
>>14280568Isn't avocado just butter that grows on trees?
>>14282925You don't cut it up
>tfw waiting for this thread to go under so I can make one with NEW webms.
>>14281345.There's another webm similar to this, but at the end it's brought out to some guys in trackies. It was worse from what I remember, but I've only seen it the once.
>>14282916σιγα μωρε μαλακα, με το πιτογυρο
>>14283072depends on how bad the stroke is
>>14283083>>14280903are you actually retarded? Stop with this stupid shit about "inferior races" you mongrel underage fuck.
>>14285190>do everything normally, but also add this very specific brand of hot sauce
>>14283072Bet you that fat headed doofus has not done any of his rehab exercises.ffs has he even lost any weight? He looks fatter
>>14281685>any screen recording software>cloudconvert>remember to disable audio codec
>>14285325>bro I put that sh*t on everything
>>14285351And how is he supposed to do editing?
>>14285385I use ffmpeg, myself. It's not hard to use at all.
>>14285412Or you could just use webm for bakas
>>14285228lmao fuck up retard ignore his shit if it gets yer knickers in such a knot, don't cry like a little homo. pathetic.
>>14285119Just fucking eat a block of mozzarella, it will be quicker and easier...
>>14285503Why so racist against chicago?
>>14282622Animals die all the time.
>>14285517How do you get relish that shade of nuclear-waste green?
>>14285517>that sloppa shit>"NYC hotdog"lol no
>>14285517chicago isnt a race
>>14285533It's a people, you know what I mean
This webm has many many implications in hindsight
>>14285503Don't mind if I do.
>>14276792my sister: can you make this for me?
>>14285658Japanese people can't into western food
>>14285228I really appreciate the irony in this post, thanks fag.
>>14281345God damn I wish we had this absolute pile of shit in America
>>14285722Munchy boxes are excellent. I believe you call them a 'garbage plate'
>>14281595and this is why kikes are fucking your children, yankee
>>14285228Y I K E S
>>14283063why not just. vegetables and rice? Better than that. fuck
>>14277302Now THIS is epic!1
>>14282867dogs are for fags
>>14285374how are you supposed to take a bite out of a chicken wing sandwich??
>>14285526Blue food dye
>>14280578>VegansThe meat centric of most western diets is over processed and unhealthy>Also vegansFollow my 23 step recipe for mac and cheese that only uses 35 ingredients!
>>14281685>BBQ Pit boysI can't stand their stupid music and commentary on every video, along with the fact that every single person in old biker fag gear gives a million thumbs up to the camera, and not always when their eating. Fuck, during the Holiday Ham episode both guys gives a thumbs up after every single step they take in the recipe.
>>14286253Are they like an old BDSM gay boomer fetish site?
>>14286279That's probably how they started out. Got hungry after laying a bunch of old man pipe and getting whipped all day.
>>14281558>>14282812Imagine seething this hard over someone who can cook better than you.
>>14285517>kosher>new yorkof course
>>14285735Garbage plates are different from munchy boxes. It's honestly pretty surprising that the US doesn't have something similar.
>>14282696Science has gone precisely far enough.
>>14281067Why is this fucking guy always throwing up? Seriously I don't understand why Hi-C would make you yak.
>>14286435It was like 30 years old
>>14286435It's a 3-40 year old Hi-C
>>14279566It's like a ship in a bottle.
>>14285217it's not about pitogyro. Learn to actually cook before you speak.Also, pay denbts.
>>14285887>t. pic related
>>14283072uh Anon. . .
>>14282280the fuck are the peaches for
>>14282366No garlic? No oregano? No basil? Not even any olive oil? The fuck they doin
>>14285529Dye, especially with cheapo pickles
>>14287126>a drizzle of oil
>>14280616you guys have never had cucumber salad? it's pretty good
>>14283535All the more reason to eat meat and do it justice. One less animal defiled in such a manner.
>>14282622Yes, and you'll die someday too you animal
>>14285415or you just grow up and learn something, baka
>>14282366Why is this edited like a bad modern action movie, ugh
>>14282823Is this woman clinicaly retarded or something!
>>14282916>to open a restaurant >zero competitionAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>14285896those arent wings and its not a sandwich either you gay retard.
>>14287415Hi, I see youre from the Based Department.
>>14287415VERY prejudiced post
>>14281368lurk more new fag
>>14285719This is basically just like a bad baked ziti
>>14282280That rice would be undercooked and turn into a gelatinous glob mess when it cools down
>>14283124lul i thought the same thing
>>14285658For a race notorious for high rates of lactose intolerance, the Japanese sure do love their cheese.
>>14285228they evolved in a different climate that made them lazy and slow. its a simple truth and easy to understand once you open your closed little mind
>>14282804look at these fucking pigs. holy shit
>>14282916Yes, please. We need more kitchen nightmares episodes.
>>14287119>>14287072How long until Ja/ck/ kicks it?
>>14281089why not put it in a freezer before deep frying it?
>>14289075He doesn't kick, he only strangles.
>>14289075 > already suffered a stroke > has limited use of his bad arm because he likely doesn't do the prescribed exercises for his arm, doesn't exercise in general. > still eats like shithis days are numbered, I'll be amazed if he doesn't die in the next 5-10 years
>>14281595beep boop must return to work post, chop chop chang
>>14282594>someone hates that gif so much they made this
>>14282916>most saturated market in the US>no competition
>>14282362mouth watering but heart throb at the same time
>>14289174Between corona, the riots, and possibly a second wave of corona, if he times it right he could grab a building and equipment for super cheap.
>>14276854Finally. Some good fucking food
>>14282280These guys only has one functional nut.
>>14283063I'm not gonna lie. That shit actually looked tasty when that dude was eating it.
>>14287072>I would like to thank Jesus for healing my armBut what about the physical therapist you've been seeing the past 3 weeks? >I SAID! I would like to thank JESUS for healing my arm!
>>14288963I sleep naked so I can feel if there's a single crumb on the bed. So no food on the bed pls
>>14281345I'm Scottish and this is making me coom.
>>14282216Munchy Boxes are cheap, that would probably only cost $20.
>>14281345>tfw you know he puts less meat when the camera is not around
>>14281089I'd eat that.
>>14287072Can't wait until that arm is fully ready to choke out his son again
>>14287860okay there bud :)
>>14287415This is incredibly dumb.If you truly believe yourself superior to some other group, it's easy to jump to the most negative explanation for concepts you don't understand.what ignorance
>>14289584yeah, you're pretty ignorant. how long are you going to ignore the reality of the african? answer this: do black people smell bad?
Someone post the webm of Jack eating that sandwhich please
>>14290122That bread looks hard and dry as fuck.
>>14290601french bread dough, that's why
>>14287072His arm is still dead. He's basically just lifting his shoulder up. It would've probably regained its function but he was too lazy to do physical therapy
>>14290122>mustard on top of lettuce and not under meat its a yikes from me dawg
>>14279323>heated up in the can>probably over a burnerfries smothered in BPA
>>14287940I thought they were vegetarians
>>14290915No, only the monkey people are veggies
>>14290915vegetables don't grow in Africa.
>>14281121I am but common cooking folk, but how would one realise when thats cooked or even burning on the grill? And biting into it and seeing nothing but flesh-and-blood red, how would you feel comfortable and salmonella-free?
>>14290601They also didn't flip it over so the side that's on top is the bottom.
>>14285374Half a boney chicken sandwich please!
>>14279323That's a lot of mustard for cardboard logs.
>>14282368this was my main takeaway question from this webm too