/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14270393]

tfw sev is out of claw and you're forced to pick one of the other objectively inferior brands of alcoholic seltzer

[Anonymous No.14270401]

ye i drink macrobrew beer so i dont understand this feel

[Anonymous No.14270411]

>>14270393
I honestly do not understand what sets the claw above other brands. To me they all taste the same.

[Anonymous No.14270412]

snowmelt if you're around the mountain west states, someone brought them to a part once and they do taste nice

[Anonymous No.14270423]

the real move is to just mix vodka and lacroix

[Anonymous No.14270424]

>>14270411
It has the most inoffensive taste. I picked up bud's knock off for tonight and it's syrupy, you can taste it in the back of your throat. With claw you can barely tell it's alcoholic half the time

[Anonymous No.14270435]

>>14270412
Nice packaging, I feel like half my issue with the other brands is that they don't know how to do trendy packaging. My runner up for claw is these guys, these are honestly not bad and I'm not disappointed with a 12'er of these

[Anonymous No.14270439]

>>14270424
KEEL is the true patrician spiked seltzer if you can afford it. Made with great Vodka and and the flavoring is actually natural whereas white claw and all the other brands are artificial.

[Anonymous No.14270470]

>>14270439
>4%
why

[Anonymous No.14270483]

>hard seltzer

[Anonymous No.14270535]

>>14270411
It was a meme with social media influencers several months ago, that's basically it. It's really low sugar which is preferable to brands like Trulys which will leave you with a nasty hangover and low in calories so it's popular with women and men who care about that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.14270557]

>>14270439
High Noon is also really good.

[Anonymous No.14271033]

>not just drinking your liquor on the rocks

[Anonymous No.14271229]

>>14270393
soda water + vodka.
why did everyone become such lazy fucks?

[Anonymous No.14271261]

>>14270393
I mixed sparkling water with sake a while ago and thought it tasted like a better version of White Claw. Give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.14271277]

>>14271229
"hard seltzer" isn't just spiked soda, it's actually a kind of malt liquor.

[Anonymous No.14271491]

>>14270393
>sev

[Anonymous No.14271762]

>>14270393
What's alcoholic seltzer?
Just have some vodka sodas

[Anonymous No.14271802]

I bought claws the other day and I very much regret it, they taste like shit

[Anonymous No.14271806]

>>14270483

This is proof enough that zoomers are a doomed generation. Also them being the most brand-loyal generation ever.

[Anonymous No.14271817]

>>14270393
I live in China, if I ask my wife to pick me up a claw, it means Monster.
White Claw is Monster Zero.
*sip*

[Anonymous No.14271819]

>>14270535
>a meme with social media influencers
That sounds like literal shilling.
Fuck I hate "influencers". Who the fuck follows instathots anyway.

[Anonymous No.14271852]

>>14270435
I find these disgustingly sweet. The cans smell like candy when they sit in the recycling bin

[Anonymous No.14271863]

>>14271491
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.14271923]

>>14271819
I know them from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FApbkER3uIY

[Anonymous No.14272154]

>>14271491
>the pic on the bottle
god I hate that guy

[Anonymous No.14272317]

>>14270411
>>14270424
>>14270535
White Claw was first, that's literally it you retards.

[Anonymous No.14272333]

>>14271819
>That sounds like literal shilling.
That's because it is. Welcome to the post-television era

[Anonymous No.14272586]

>>14270393
Meme claw is fine if they're free but I'm never spending money on that shit

If you're going the "fruity booze" route, find a punch recipe. Invest in a blender or food chopper, used is ok. Buy some fruit and liquor. So much better than watered down alcosoda-water

[Anonymous No.14273044]

White claw seltzer is only very slightly better than its competitors.
I actually prefer this stuff but I wouldn't call it seltzer, its a lot more akin to mikes hard lemonade