Chicken wings

[Anonymous No.14268337]

>Flats or drums?
>Blue cheese or ranch
>Carrots or celery
>By the pound ir priced individually
Most importantly favorite sauce? (Honestly the only real contenders are hot, honey garlic and salt & pepper)

Also why doea my gf say that she only likes drums? Laziness or fear of facing an internal crisis from seeing a living things bone structure?

[Anonymous No.14268366]

>>14268337
From Buffalo
Both
Bleu Cheese period
Both
Your girlfriend is a dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.14268374]

>>14268337
Hot is the best but garlic parm are also good. Everything else is shit.

[Anonymous No.14268376]

Both
Ranch
Both
Price doesn’t matter when it’s tasty
Buffalo

Fuck Germany for not being able to have buffalo sauce

Wenn jemand das schon in einem Markt gesehen hat, erzähl mir wo genau bitte

[Anonymous No.14268380]

Who's pooping right now?

[Anonymous No.14268388]

>>14268380
ME

[Anonymous No.14268398]

>>14268376
>ranch
Please kill yourself disgusting freak.

[Anonymous No.14268408]

>>14268376
You can't have creamy hot sauce? Thanks Merkel!

[Anonymous No.14268446]

>>14268337
Flats
Blue Cheese
Both
Individually because I'm not a fat

[Anonymous No.14268470]

Flats
Both
Neither
Either
New is trash but their spicy garlic sauce is my favorite

[Anonymous No.14268472]

Both
Neither
Neither
Priced per 5, 10, 15
Second hottest sauce on the menu

[Anonymous No.14268489]

>>Flats or drums?
i dont care
>>Blue cheese or ranch
neither because i'm not a w*teoid that can't handle a bit of heat and i find blue chees eand ranch gross anyways
>>Carrots or celery
celery desu, carrots are too weirdly sweet to me, i like how celery has like that lightly herby flavor to it
>>By the pound ir priced individually
by the pound of course

favorite sauce is a hard one, i usually eat them at st louis ribs and wings and there i love to get their hot sweet asian sauce, and their jerk sauce

[Anonymous No.14268499]

>>14268446
Favorite sauce? Anything spicy/sweet or habanero is good same with mustard sauces. Buffalo in general is always usually good too.

[Anonymous No.14268518]

>>14268489
Lol shut up faggot. I eat the spiciest food at Thai restuarants and I'm white as fuck and even the Thai people there say they can't handle that shit. Shut your fucking mouth bitch. Blacks don't even eat spicy food.

[Anonymous No.14268528]

For the sauce, please dont ever buy the bottled "buffalo wing sauce" melt some butter and mix it with a little more than an equal part of Frank's red hot. Takes less than a minute, tastes much better and is much cheaper

[Anonymous No.14268538]

>>14268518
Let them have their twitter meme. It's all they have.

[Anonymous No.14268544]

>>14268337
Both
Bleu cheese
Celery
whatever

Sauce? Just Frank's and butter always worked for me just fine.

[Anonymous No.14268551]

>>14268538
Let them have nothing.

[Anonymous No.14268558]

>>14268518
why are whites to fragile lol
calm down buddy

[Anonymous No.14268560]

>>14268337
>Flats.
I know British people can't speak their own language but they are called wings.

[Anonymous No.14268588]

>>14268558
We're not the one who gets people banned from shit over a certain word starting with an N. Blacks can dish it out but they can't take it. Pathetic. Most of the black people I've known could not handle spicy food.

[Anonymous No.14268600]

>>14268588
ok fragile whitey

[Anonymous No.14268602]

>>14268588
Very true. One time I bet one to eat a whole habaneros and it vomitted and poured a whole gallon of milk on its face and down his throat. Quite hilarious.

[Anonymous No.14268613]

>>14268600
>black anon here
No one believe you.

[Anonymous No.14268625]

>>14268337
Wings are the worst part of the chicken meat
Awful to eat
Messy
Too hot

[Anonymous No.14268626]

>>14268613
who are you quoting
literally never said i was black
you're seething and it's hilarious

[Anonymous No.14268661]

How do you eat your wings, /ck/?

I'm a 5, maybe even a little beyond that

[Anonymous No.14268666]

>>14268661
I don't get it, I eat my wings like a normal person, by proceeding from 1 through to 5. How the fuck else would you eat something

[Anonymous No.14268670]

>>14268661
4
don't usually like the gristle on the end of the bone, but my grandma eats them like that.
she will polish a wing and a rib dry like that.
i remember commenting on it when i was like 7 like wow she sure knows how to suck a bone dry! and everyone died laughing
and i couldnt figure out what was so funny

[Anonymous No.14268679]

>>14268661
Between 4 and 5. Totally cleaning the thing involves eating cartilage, which I won't do.

[Anonymous No.14268680]

>>14268666
>not consuming all the matter on the wing in one step
bro
what are you doing

[Anonymous No.14268692]

>>14268626
imagine being this delusional. close your browser for today anon

[Anonymous No.14268695]

>>14268679
this
i can still see some good skin and meat bits on 4 that i would eat, but wouldnt go as far as 5

[Anonymous No.14268805]

>>14268366
La Nova or Imperial?

[Anonymous No.14268811]

>>14268376
Buffalo sauce is hot sauce and butter you dumb shit

[afatoldman No.14268826]

>>14268337
Both.
Blue Cheese.
Neither.
?
Pic related.

[afatoldman No.14268832]

>>14268661
4

[Anonymous No.14268844]

>>14268337
Flats
Ranch
Celery
Per pound
Pic related
Like most women, she's like a child

[Anonymous No.14268878]

>>14268661
5
used to eat drumsticks like that when i was a kid but now i just make enough that i don't do it.

[afatoldman No.14268880]

I've never heard of buying wings by the pound from a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.14268882]

>>14268880
Sports bars don't really count as restaurants

[Anonymous No.14268886]

>>14268337
>both
>blue cheese
>celery
>pound
>honey garlic or sriracha buffalo

[Anonymous No.14268901]

Death to all wingfags.

[Anonymous No.14268906]

>>14268661
Maybe between 3 and 4. My masculinity isn't that fragile so I don't feel the need to tear cartilage off the bone to feel manly.

[Anonymous No.14268912]

>>14268380
I’m pooping but in the shower

[Anonymous No.14268926]

>>14268901
Based and redpilled
Wings are the least appealing part of a chicken, just eat an actual breast or something. Make tenders.

[Anonymous No.14268947]

Y’all motherfuckers need jesus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8

[Anonymous No.14268957]

>>14268926
Not everyone is a homosexual bodybuilder or an obese bloatlord. Wings are delicious.

[Anonymous No.14268971]

>>14268661
5. good for keeping your mouth busy. anything above 4 and you should have just ordered boneless.
>>14268337
flats
dressing depends on the sauce
carrots AND celery
never bought them by the pound before
>fave sauce
all of them depending on mood, but hot and lemon pepper make my mouth water just thinking about them

[Anonymous No.14269005]

>>14268661
between 4/5 depending on the quality of the wing. if its good shit then ill suck that bitch dry but if its like shitty ghetto pub style then the gristle is usually too much

[Anonymous No.14269113]

>>14268337
Both
Ranch
Celery (carrots don't blend with wings)
Depends on the occasion

Usually lemon pepper wet or buffalo. Sometimes I'll try a dry cajun rub but dry rubs are usually shit.

Your gf is retarded and you should let me fuck her.

[Anonymous No.14269129]

>>14269113
Anyone who says ranch is sick in the head.

[Anonymous No.14269132]

>>14269005
>The gristle is too much.
Why is everyone so soi nowadays? Everybody has to be a picky faggot to make up for how uninteresting they are. No one gives a fuck about what you do or don't like. Soft life pussies.

[Anonymous No.14269142]

>>14268805
I live down the block from a La Nova. Never been to Imperial.. I prefer making my own wings so they aren't fried in basedbean oil.

[Anonymous No.14269147]

>>14269113
Simps get the rope first.

[Anonymous No.14269161]

>>14269142
I also enjoy making my own food so I don't have to eat soioil and juans feces and Kyle's cum. I Also enjoy growing my own food so I don't have to consume round up and juans shit in the farm field feces.

[Anonymous No.14269167]

>>14269132
>No one gives a fuck
Same applies to you.

[Anonymous No.14269182]

>>14269129
ok
>>14269147
dead meme. back to the band hall

[Anonymous No.14269188]

>>14268337
Flats or drums
Lemon pepper and hot/spicy

Bon chon has some amazing wings

[Anonymous No.14269196]

flats
blue
both
whatever
I try standard buffalo/hot and whatever the place's specialty is if they have one. Occasionally some garlic parmesan. I usually try to do one standard hot wing variant and one other type. Salt and Vinegar wings are great if you haven't tried them.

[Anonymous No.14269220]

>>14268661
I'm a 5 but I've been a 3 when they were kinda shit quality and tasted almost gelatinous in the middle. Also when I've ordered 20 and only had the stomach for 15 I'll probably be a 4 on the last two or so.

[Anonymous No.14269226]

>>14269196
What wing joint doesn't have a temperature gauge for their sauces? Am I just supposed to guess their naming intentions?

[Anonymous No.14269275]

>>14269226
It's a small town bar known for their wings so you can just kinda ask. I didn't know what half of the shit meant when I first went there. The locals seem to already know what all of it means. Most of the ones that don't mention the heat levels aren't hot.

[Anonymous No.14269395]

>>14268337
>chicken
Enjoy your toxic flesh. I eat cauliflower wings.

[Anonymous No.14269401]

>>14268518
>I eat the spiciest food at Thai restuarants and I'm white as fuck
It's all about continually exposing yourself to hot foods. Too bad you fell for such weak bait lol

[Anonymous No.14269405]

>>14268692
But he didn't say he was black. I don't get what your problem is. That anon could be Mexican or Indian, for all we know. You're clearly seething, and it's embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.14269407]

>>14269395
>>chicken
>Enjoy your toxic flesh. I eat cauliflower wings.

[Anonymous No.14269409]

>>14268957
>homosexual bodybuilder
True. Oiled up shaved men in thongs is gay asf lmao. Nothing wrong with that (I'm actually addicted to musclegirls because coomerism), but I wish most guys in bb would recognize that they are engaging in gay and effeminate behavior. I've heard that bb was actually started by gay men.

[Anonymous No.14269412]

>>14268337
>flats or drums?
Boneless
>blue cheese or ranch?
Honey mustard
>carrots or celery?
Potato wedges
>By the pound or individually
I guess individually my mom is the one that buys them so I dont know
>favorite sauce
Mild

[Anonymous No.14269414]

>>14269407
Nice soya man meme, but I don't even eat soy. I'm a vegetarian who eats eggs and onions (typically a 1/3 or half an onion in one sitting), two of the most test foods on the planet.

[Anonymous No.14269426]

[Anonymous No.14269438]

>>14268337
Hooters calls the flats "flaps" or at least they used to
Anyhoo (haha Hooters), the flaps are better, and blue cheese is the only true Patrician dipping sauce
Hot sauce
No one cares about the carrots or celery

[Anonymous No.14269593]

>>14269412
GTFO

[Anonymous No.14269625]

>>14269412
>Pb in the fridge
>Hot sauce in the fridge
>Canned mother fucking soup in the fridge

[Anonymous No.14269636]

>>14269405
Anyone spamming shit like that is obviously asian.

[Anonymous No.14269667]

>>14268337
Drum, but I do like flats as well
Bleu cheese
Celery
Only flavors I like are garlic parmesan and dry rub buffalo.
Never did by the pound, I'm not a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.14269679]

>>14268337

Drums growing up, flats as an adult
Blue Cheese
Both
Pound feels like a better value. Priced individually it really feels like you're getting shafted with 1$+ per wing

[Anonymous No.14269767]

>>14268661
4.33