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Post em'

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>>14264545
>white people cuisine btfo

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>> No.14264563

>>14264549
Imagine the Hangover.

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>> No.14264581

>>14264566
Mom found the meat sock...

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>> No.14264583

>>14264554
Didn't even need to see the guy ogling the egg sausages to know that he's a massive faggot.

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>>14264566

>> No.14264586

>>14264574
That made me drool

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>> No.14264594

>>14264558
He's in a better place now. Bye-bye, little Sebastian.

>> No.14264596

>>14264566
why tho

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>>14264563
>getting hungover from drinking 12 ounces of 30% abv spiced rum

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>>14264582
At that point, he should just move to Vegas and go to the heart attack grill.

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>> No.14264602

>>14264566
Is he gonna fug it?

>> No.14264606

>>14264598
Just further proof that webm threads are filled with nothing but board tourists.

>> No.14264614

>>14264606
Imagine making this post

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>>14264606
what

>> No.14264619

>>14264574
*taps knife*

>> No.14264621

>>14264574
>when that brisket just melts and shreds at the gentlest squish
I'm diamonds right now

>> No.14264626

>>14264614
I know, unironically stating the obvious is rather passé.

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>> No.14264646

Anyone got a webm where the food actually looks good?

>> No.14264652

>>14264566
Yes, I would at least once just to see.

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>>14264646
here you go bud

>> No.14264656

>>14264621
quarter pound of brisket?
that'll be $23.99. would you like a tall boy of pbr to go with that? only $10 during happy hour

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>> No.14264661

>>14264656
the south isn't fucking williamsburg you coastie faggot

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>> No.14264669

>>14264606
>board tourists
well shit man, didn't know there was a membership requirement to austisticly screech about food. Where do I get an application form?

>> No.14264672

>>14264629
This concoction deserves the gulags.

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White people...

>> No.14264681

>>14264669
You typically lurk for two years on a new board before posting.

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>>14264678
>DUDE AVOCADOS LMAO

>> No.14264690

>>14264678
>200 avocados for a day
Is it just me or is that number too small for what they're doing?

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>> No.14264698

>>14264681
LOL

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>> No.14264717

>>14264655
>>14264654
This isn't food. It's man, in his eternal hubris, holding his hands up to the sky and flipping both God and nature the double bird.

>> No.14264723

>>14264707
this has to be brazil

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>> No.14264732

>>14264668
I thought that was just regular old shitty Chicago style pizza

>> No.14264733

>>14264681
>You typically lurk for two years on a new board before posting.
lmao dunk your head under water for two years before resurfacing

>> No.14264740

>>14264678
Why do so many bloggers do the 'wide eye open mouth face' whenever they're pretending to be excited about something? It makes them look like toddlers.

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>>14264733
He's right, you know.

>> No.14264744

>>14264690
Tiny portions and they probably cut it with all kinds of shit to make it palatable

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bread

>> No.14264751

>>14264629
why did they cover it with olive oil? it would have been a disgusting mess either way, but atleast it wouldnt have been a greasy disgusting mess

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>> No.14264760

>>14264690
You're assuming that more than 5 people per day would want to fork over $80 for meme hipster food.

>> No.14264762

>>14264745
the NEET diet

>> No.14264766

>>14264598
Captain Morgan is 35%, 70 proof.
>Implying you wouldn't be fucked up after drinking 10 shots of whiskey back to back

>> No.14264770

>>14264678
>200 avocado's a day
The fuck? Those burgers look like they take 2 avocado's each to make at least

>> No.14264771

>>14264668
when did internet content just become blatant advertising?

>> No.14264773

>>14264704
>cocktail culture

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>>14264756
smooth

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>>14264745
As a weird teenager I'd take left over rice and make a buttered rice sandwich in the toasted sandwich maker we had. The edges were sealed perfectly, It was way better than it had any right to be and I encourage everyone to try it at least once. Pic semi-related.

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>>14264766
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>> No.14264787

>>14264599
I want porn of this.

>> No.14264800

>>14264783
based

>> No.14264810

>>14264680
Looks like it's an Asian thing, so, yeah

>> No.14264819

>>14264771
since the beginning my friend

>> No.14264825

>>14264693
That doesn't seem like a very nice combination.

>> No.14264844

>>14264686
>that hole in the bottom of the avocado when he scoops it out
mm, I sure love avocado skin

>> No.14264865

>>14264598
>getting impressed by a clearly posed shot of a dude drinking some tea in a rum bottle to shock some bimbos

>> No.14264884

>>14264865
>there's nothing impressive about drinking a tiny bottle of low abv girly liquor
>haha, wow, you found this webm (which i can't imagine not being fake) impressive? haha, how out of touch could you possibly be?? what a fucking loser!
You have a severe mental disability, anon, and that's assuming you're even old enough to be here (the fact that you're unironically posting in a bot thread says otherwise).

>> No.14264891

>>14264884
ok schizo

>> No.14264909

>>14264884
>wow look how manly and tough I am on the internet post
It's like a new idea that has never been presented

>> No.14264934

>>14264909
I'm sorry, but watching teenagers do literally anything is always cringe.

>> No.14264958

Shut up and post webms fags

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>> No.14265007

>>14264996
What do you think happened 10 seconds after filming finished?

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>> No.14265023

>>14264751
To repel the excess moisture in the sauce, most likely. Without it, the crust's texture would be fucked.

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>> No.14265051

>>14264549
baseed

>> No.14265055

>>14265051
I wonder how many underageb&s are going to see that, go off to college, and try it before getting their tolerance up at all.

>> No.14265059

>>14264999
>now you can consume while you consume!

>> No.14265081

>>14264616
he lost a bet

>> No.14265082

>>14264549
i lived with a guy in college who could chug an entire fifth. Of course he would be catatonic in about 30 minute but he could do it. He also chugged his fair share of dicks too

>> No.14265172

>>14264693

> turks cooking fish with avocado and cheese

is he trying to get firebombed by the greek?

>> No.14265188

>>14265082
Scott..?

>> No.14265243

>>14264693
>mehmet, my son...

>> No.14265254

>>14264590
Y'all want some fried shrimp? Y'all can have some fried shrimp.

>> No.14265255

>>14265041
That worked me into a shoot ngl

>> No.14265266

>>14265055
Well I thought the point of college fraternities was to weed out the weaklings through alcohol related deaths anyway so isn't that a good thing?

>> No.14265270

>>14264661
it is now, faggot. thanks obama and drumpf

>> No.14265284

>>14264776

> instant diarrhea

>> No.14265295

>>14264934
I love this subreddit

>> No.14265299

>>14264629
This genuinely made me feel queasy

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>>14265082

>> No.14265349

>>14264783
people like you never drink as much as they think they do.

>> No.14265359

>>14264693
T*rks truly are another breed

>> No.14265366

>>14264999
>Made to decrease disposable utensil usage
Why not just carry a fork and spoon in your pocket then? And if you're the kind of retard that can't put down your phone for 3 seconds then why attach the utensils to your phone which forces you to stop looking at it every time you want a bite of food?

>> No.14265406

>>14264810
definitely a german thing

>> No.14265418

>>14264680
>>14264810
>>14265406
It looks like south california. Apparently it's a big trend at some Taiwanese restaurant and they go farther than just a shared toilet for dessert.

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>>14265059
With the patented Fleshlight attachment you can CONSOOM while you consume while you consume.

>> No.14265429

>>14264545
S-secret ingredient?

>> No.14265444

>>14264677
kekked

>> No.14265466

>>14264638
>bun soaked in raw meat juice
disgusting

>> No.14265472

>>14264554
>easy to eat
Because you typically need a degree in mathematics to eat regular omelettes, you fucking bugman faggot?

>> No.14265512

>>14264545

What the actual fuck?

Swarm of bees going around food> act like nothing's happening.

What the fuck is wrong with this idiot? And why are they doing this outdoors in a bee hurricane?

This video hurts my brain.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.14265532

is there a single webm in this thread which isnt a meme

>> No.14265563

>>14265429
it's honey. those are bees

>> No.14265570

>>14264616
>snorting salt

>> No.14265574

>>14264582
is that farva

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>> No.14265591

>>14264680

Sometimes I wish world war 3 would happen and wipe out civilization. This video triggered that feeling.

>> No.14265601

>>14264704

I want to hit the inventor of this abomination in the face with a shovel.

>> No.14265609

>>14264707

I have no idea what to say, except maybe "what the actual fuck?"

>> No.14265616

>>14264778
Did you say BUTTERED. RICE. SANDWICH?

You're a sick fucker.

>> No.14265618

Does anyone have that webm of a man eating spaghetti with a scissor

>> No.14265732

>>14264654
whats the fucking point if the alcohol evaporates?

>> No.14265776

>>14264549
Man I remember doing this in front of a party to try and be cool. I don't remember anything afterwards but I probably vomited alot.

>> No.14265787

>>14265512
Bees are harmless unless provoked so it's probably not worth the effort to shoo them off.

>> No.14265788

>>14264783
Is this a pasta?
If not bravo that was good writing, captivating.i was really pulled into the story.

>> No.14265799

>>14264634
It's raw!

>> No.14265801

>>14264554
This webm is cursed
Everytime I see this, and from what Ive seen from other anons. We all want to kick this guy's ass.

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>> No.14265883

>>14264598
That's the equivalent of 7 shots of 100 proof vodka.

>> No.14265891

>>14264566
I thought he was gonna wear it as a hand puppet.

>> No.14265907

>>14264704
Punishable by fucking death

>> No.14265908

>>14264730
I met these guys for real. They are french : The Palmashow

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>> No.14265917

>>14264634
he probably calls them "free-toss"

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>>14265580
>american cooking
"PURES LEBEN"

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>> No.14265934

>>14265846
how does that even happen?

>> No.14265938
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>> No.14265944

>>14265867
And this son, is how you make a WALL

>> No.14265947

>>14265846
>they put burning oil in water
have people never done any degree of fire training at all.
just use a fucking fire blanket or a few damp cloths

>> No.14265954

>>14265938
Oh my god, that stupid fucking open-mouthed dipshit looking instagrammer at the end.

>> No.14265978

>>14264558
He went out on his own terms.

>> No.14265992

>>14265580
"American Cooking"
>For a German show
>A German PARODY show

>> No.14265998

>>14265920
It's an American recipe.

>> No.14265999

>>14265801
It's like nature is trying to tell us something.

>> No.14266006

>>14264686
That isn't bad I would try it. just a zoomer version of egg in bread hole

>> No.14266011

>>14265934
something water rapidly evaporates something something oil becomes spray and travels with water something something

>> No.14266043

>>14265992
Why so defensive?

>> No.14266055

>>14264549
We would do this with wine in college. Girls would invite us over for wine night and we'd show up with like a sweet rose or moscato and chug it then enjoy our more dry choice throughout the night.

>> No.14266056

>>14264584
>>14264596

The person is probably going to stuff the roast and wants to reduce the risk of food poisoning. Sometimes the internal temperature of a stuffed meat is too low in the center after the stuffing has been cross contaminated, by doing this they are reducing the risk of cross contamination.

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>> No.14266087

>>14264558
me irl

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>>14264599
dude this porn is getting weird

>> No.14266123

>>14264616
I guarantee this guy has sex

>> No.14266125

>>14264678
The guy looks like a Jewish Justin Trudeau

>> No.14266155

>>14264776
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DIFeceVPm7Do&ved=2ahUKEwjKo77bw4vqAhWnmuAKHYJwDwYQwqsBMAB6BAgHEAM&usg=AOvVaw3ySD5nCo-_jM656DJ33dIX

>> No.14266170

>>14264730
image getting so mad at food that you film yourself doing this

>> No.14266188

>>14265934
>>14266011
Oil burns at a temperature higher than water boiling. When it burns, only the top layer of the oil can burn. When you introduce water into burning oil, it sinks down (because oil floats on water), then heats up to boiling, it expands and blows up and now exposes more oil to oxygen and it all burns while spraying everything with burning bits of oil.

>> No.14266207

>>14265005
Why not just put it on stilts all the time?

>> No.14266213

>>14264599
dumbass mukbangers cant even drain a geoduck

>> No.14266217

>>14264707
The DEFINITIVE slop o shit

>> No.14266244

>>14264621
That was a pork butt or shoulder.

>> No.14266259

>>14264745
bread sammich with extra bread

>> No.14266314

>>14264629
I want this person to die.

>> No.14266333

>>14264634
He's lost the plot

>> No.14266346

>>14264574
how much for a meal like this?
don't have any bbq restaurants near me

>> No.14266347

where is
>the egg man
>jack

>> No.14266357

>>14264745
I don't think that's bread.

>> No.14266360

>>14264677
find him... and when you find him...

>>14264730
every youtube cooking video ever.

>>14264776
I hate humans

>>14264996
it's like a drunk clown barfed.

>>14264999
here's an idea. PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN AND EAT.

>>14265867
this actually made me not hungry.

>> No.14266400

>>14264693
>farmed seabass with cheese
This was made on purpose to make us vomit.

>> No.14266433

>>14264725
where did you find this picture of me? you are distributing it without consent and i demand you delete it immediately or face prosecution.

>> No.14266444

>>14264582
Baz Barrington, fat bastard and Norf FC fan

>> No.14266450

>>14265947
Or just cover the pot with a lid.

>> No.14266472

>>14264596
>>14264566
You can then sear that side and get much more sear surface which is tasty.

>> No.14266527

>>14264590
That is awesome

>> No.14266644

>>14264745
high quality bong cuisine

>> No.14267253

>>14264656
>>14264661
BTFO'd

>> No.14267262

>>14265254
>>14266527
Except that wouldn't be anything even close to fried or even slightly cooked

>> No.14267280

>>14264558
LE POISSON LE POISSON HEE HEE HEE HON HON HON

>> No.14267282

>>14264693
When did Mike Stoklasa become an awful cook?

>> No.14267336

>>14265998
>>14266043
t. can't go 10 seconds without thinking about America

>> No.14267386

>>14265512
3rd world country if you don't sell you starve. Gotta make the best of a bad situation.

>> No.14267424

>>14264558
>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

>> No.14267471

>>14264582
>The pitcher of soda
Alright, messa triggered

>> No.14267501

>>14264677
legit chuckle

>> No.14267533

>>14264996
And then one day for no reason at all, people elected Hitler to power.

>> No.14267572

>>14265846
Blog post, but when I was a kid in cub scouts and they were teaching us about how to handle fires, I legitimately thought "grease fires" could only happen in Greece. As I've gotten older and experienced a few grease fires, some by my own hand, but largely other people, it does amaze me how people instinctively react with grabbing water. Flour or cover people.

>> No.14267586

>>14267572
Please go back.

>> No.14267623

>>14266360
Thank you for posting. I appreciate your feedback.

>> No.14267632

useless thread. no actual recipe or new videos.

>> No.14267665

>>14265010
so not only is he ugly, hes stupid

>> No.14267676

>>14265005
why does he bully the dog

>> No.14267765

>>14264634
It's bland.

>> No.14267781

>>14265732
Hey there kiddo, there's no alcohol in the eggnog until you add it. Do you feel kool acting like a grown-up?

>> No.14267793

>>14264693
Fuck you.

>> No.14267805
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>>14264668
Did not expect the faggot hipsters swallowing a 2 foot hot dog before making out

>> No.14267825
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>>14267805
>implying there were no hipsters 100 years ago
Reminder that back then it was hip to literally wear two pairs of pants, because Oxford students weren't allowed to wear knickerbockers to class and covered them up with a second pair of oversized pants to get away with it.

>> No.14267834

>>14265846
All you needed was the lid or a fucking tea towel. Jesus.

>> No.14267840

>>14264545
>bugsnax.webm

>> No.14267861
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>> No.14267907

>>14264646
sorry those are on my other computer, I have a picture if you want it though.

>> No.14267946
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14267946

>>14264668
>pizza cupcakes
I did something kinda like that, I was making dinner rolls and I forgot we were making pizza for supper so I repurposed them, savory nipples of venus.

>> No.14268007

>>14265030
NO YOU FUCKERS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO JUST BAKE IT NOT PRESS AND CHILL, EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS I FORGET HOW TOO FAR THEY GO.

>> No.14268034

>>14264658
Fuckin' Canadians...

>> No.14268035

>>14264558
Why did he do it, bros?

>> No.14268040

>>14264778
I used to make toasties with left over stew, it was amazing.

>> No.14268057

>>14267781
Maybe in your country, here it's almost exclusively alcoholic

>> No.14268078

>>14264554
imagine the rank decomposing egg in these things after you stop giving a fuck cleaning some shitty little hole.

>> No.14268079

>>14267805
What you don't understand is that damaged left wing skanks put out. Dude on the right has to tuck his hog so it doesn't hang from the bottom of his jorts and slays more pussy than you can imagine.

>> No.14268084

>>14268057
Awe look at him pretending to be a big boy, so cute!

>> No.14268103

>>14264693
This took me a good minute to process

>> No.14268104

Why do people do the most retarded shit with food? Fucking hell.

>> No.14268107

>>14267825
ill take that over what we have now and you would too

>> No.14268115
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14268115

>>14264654

>> No.14268190

>>14264655
That'll be $95 plus tip.

>> No.14268221
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>>14264600
A fine example of how the MSM lie to you all the time.
"Is it safe? The EU banned it!"
They don't actually say that it's unsafe, because that would make them liable (since it's not) but they carefully word their shitty copywriting to make you think they said that.
The EU banned it because they consider it dishonest and because if you glue together filthy cuts of meat it is indeed "unsafe". But those small cuts were unsafe already because of age or poor hygiene. It has nothing to do with the perfectly harmless, albeit dishonest, practice of gluing them together.

>> No.14268230

>>14266244
The beef brisket was the second shown, after the ribs

>> No.14268241

>>14264599
>geoduck
Why do they have to look like foreskin? What sort of evolutionary curse is this?

>> No.14268265

>>14264629
uh oh indeed

>> No.14268285

>>14264566
>And that's it!
Fucking what kek

>> No.14268303

>>14264999
>>14264999
BLESSED
I need this, lowkey! it's lit

>> No.14268360

>>14267572
Flour will cause it to flare up as well, you need to use salt or baking soda

>> No.14268397

>>14268221
the other thing is when they imply that its being sold in super markets, any cut that is made of other cuts glued together must be marked as such and if they sell it without this marking they can be sued, you won't see it at walmart or any big chain since they would be found out and sued for millions depending on how long they get away with it.

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>>14264549

>> No.14268456
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14268456

>>14264554
git gud

>> No.14268460

>>14264582
Is this just to prove that McDonalds will make off-menu items if you ask?

>> No.14268497
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14268497

>>14266644
>bong cuisine
>not slathered in lard or custard

nah senpai

>> No.14268505

>>14264566
>mmm steak au prolapse

>> No.14268509

>>14267861
But how does he get out?

>> No.14268522

>>14265846
In the UK we get taught this in school at age 7 as part of basic "not being a retard" curriculum. Do other countries not get that?

>> No.14268534

>>14268522
UK also banned fire extinguishers from some apartment buildings for fear that people would try putting out fires themselves instead of calling the fire department, so let's agree not to point finger here.

>> No.14268535

>>14267946
>pepperoni nipples.jpg

Unironically love that song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdqU6Erw3kk

>> No.14268539

>>14268534
I'm not sure that's true, but it probably is. Deal.

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14268559

>>14268539
Granted, it was a while ago.

>> No.14268598

>>14268559
God the UK has become such a disappointment.

>> No.14268639
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14268639

>>14268598
No idea what you mean lad

>> No.14268659

>>14268534
>>14268559
judging by the article, they didnt ban them they simply removed them from state owned housing complexes.

which is still retarded if they had them to begin with, i dont actually see something wrong with it considering if it was a privately owned complex each proprietor would have to have its own fire extinguisher. it was just a cost saving measure.
but as always media has to put a spin on what the real truth is and tell you what you should be thinking

>> No.14268762

>>14264545
wow, just wow
>>14264558
still one of the funniest>>14264707
>>14264756
Based doggo
>>14265846
Brilliant

>> No.14268951

>>14265010
lolll

>> No.14268969

>>14268762
shut the fuck up

>> No.14269002

>>14268639
Why did you teach me about this? I want to die now.

>> No.14269024

>>14264549
3...2...1... shoenice!

>> No.14269038

>>14267825
tools

>> No.14269235
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14269235

inb4 "I'd like Jess to pull my pork, if you know what I mean"

>> No.14269306

>>14269235
God I love jackfruit. I just can't stand my entire kitchen being sticky for weeks.

>> No.14269323

>>14269002
Women feed their children and how their child poo's is important. I think this bitch is brainwashed into making everything about some kind of competition regarding boys vs. girls and men vs. women like it's a zero sum game and not a complementary relationship.

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14269335

>>14269323

>> No.14269340

>>14268639
Now she's going to unironically without a whiff of shame encourage her crotch goblin to grow up making art with her bodily functions in order to express her "femininity".

>> No.14269351

>>14269335
The thing is we are reluctant to call someone a retarded faggot in public. I'm skeptical these "journalists" actually believe the shit they write...but all they can do is write the same outrage pieces over and over because it nominally gets attention. It's easy, it's lazy, and they couldn't write anything worth reading even if they tried so why bother.

>> No.14269402

>>14264566
Mmm prolapsed angus

>> No.14269454

>>14264582
This is self-abuse

>> No.14269459

>>14264661
>implying that wasn't some faggy Austin restaurant
kys

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>> No.14269473

>>14269459
You suck my dick even in austin it's not that expensive

>> No.14269549

>>14269402
kek

>> No.14269607

>>14264693
I dont understand

>> No.14269612
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14269612

>>14264693
Oh man I haven't had a good laugh like this for a while

>> No.14269677

>>14269612
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

>> No.14269680

>>14264549
>that straw
never noticed that before. smart

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>>14269402

>> No.14269773

>>14264558
Did he died?

>> No.14269778

>>14264740
Because their audience is comprised of kids
You now understand e-celeb culture!

>> No.14269786
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14269786

>>14264566
>The Lighthouse (2019).webm

>> No.14269787

>>14264686
DOCTORS HATE HIM

>> No.14269813

>>14264693
This belongs in a /b/ gore/rekt thread. FUCK YOU.

>> No.14269830

>>14268639
Freak with a shit fetish

>> No.14269850
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14269850

>>14264646
Define looking good

>> No.14269880

>>14264545
There's no way a few bees didn't get crushed into that.

>> No.14269902

>>14264549
That's just impressive.

>> No.14269908

>>14264566
angusprolapse.webm

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14270014

>>14267632
Here you go you useless whiny complaining little non-contributing bitch-ass fuckstick

>> No.14270095

>>14269850
>try to cut it
>it deflects your blade

>> No.14270194

>>14266056
Absolutely wrong.

>> No.14270270

>>14267262
yeah? what gave it away?

>> No.14270278

>>14268241
evolved to let chink women want to breed them

>> No.14270294

>>14264601
kek, I love japanese variety shows

>> No.14270296

>>14264629
I wish this... wasn't

>> No.14270354

>>14269335
What could you possibly take issue with here?

>> No.14270387

>>14265082
kek

>> No.14270398
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14270398

>>14264996
why not just take a big shit on it. would make it actually funny.

>> No.14270428
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14270428

>>14270014
bros...

>> No.14270436

>>14270014
That could be radically improved by omitting the bread and onions.

>> No.14270446

>>14270436
you're boring

>> No.14270448

>>14264634
why he opens the bag with a knife lmaooo

>> No.14270457

>>14265732
ok kid.

>> No.14270459

>>14264545

I love having extra bees in my food, yum.

>> No.14270465

>>14269850
Famous Nippon Pork Belly, folded 10,000 times.

>> No.14270477

>>14270446
bread will dull the taste. Sandwiches are for combining less desirable foods into a better meal.

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14270484

>>14265867
imagine that slime coating the inside of your mouth. its so thick, the only way to consume it is to swallow it whole. then it turns into a cement in the bottom of your stomach, forcing you to pass out from exhaustion after you finish it.

it looks like bliss.

>> No.14270502

>>14270484
This webm made me kek

>> No.14270524

>>14268509
Get out?

>> No.14270528

>>14266079
thatts so fucking cool

>> No.14270580

>>14264996
the way that the spatula scoops up grease when it goes to pick up the burger stack makes me want to shoot myself

>> No.14270631

>>14264680
for some reason those white stains are grossing me out far more than the actual chocolate ice cream.

>>14265418
>>14265591
This is why Taiwan should be annexed by China

>> No.14270697

>>14268456
that looks good AF

>> No.14270731

>>14268509
There is no eggscape

>> No.14270836

>>14264693
Avo isn't even ripe

>> No.14270848

>>14270631
>This is why Taiwan should be annexed by China
Sure thing, chang.

>> No.14270856

>>14270836
How often do you cook avocado ripe enough as is?

>> No.14270864

>>14265007

They threw it out because no one would eat that trash.

>> No.14270926

>>14264844
Have you never scooped out an avocado? That's the hole where the stem connects.

>> No.14270945

>>14268397
>>14268221
I mean it's objectively not as safe because you can no longer kill the surface bacteria on the steak unless you cook it well done, because the entire steak is made up of the outer surfaces of other scrap pieces.
Also, the blood sourced enzyme used has to be thoroughly cooked itself to kill any bacteria it might have.
The EU sided with the consumer, that there was a high risk of consumers being misled, thinking they were buying regular steaks.
The US sided with the businesses, and has put no regulation on it's use at all.

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14271010

>>14269351
>I'm skeptical these "journalists" actually believe the shit they write...
I sometimes wonder this too, although not just applying to journalists but to other social media shit where people state opinions. I'll read it and say to myself, "this is so stupid, nobody can possibly be this retarded, right? They must be trying to appease the jewish leader or something." Yet more often then not, I find out they're 100% serious. All of them are serious.

>> No.14271022

>>14264629
I think it looks good

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14271608

>>14268303
>omg blessed, I need this so i can scroll reddit and eat my kale avacado salad at the same time!
Just drink soylent or something

>> No.14272077

>>14264626
what a faggot.

>> No.14272139

>>14268221
>dishonest
>harmless
nice mental gymnastic.
>hey guys ! I got some nice steak for you ! it's not actually a steak but several garbage pieces of spoiled meat glued together, couldn't be harmful right ???

>> No.14272192

>>14264686
>raw egg white
I'd rather eat semen.

>> No.14272204

>>14267861
How does the eggman get out of the egg fort?

>> No.14272208

>>14265908
ok

>> No.14272237

>>14272192
Yea but you prefer semen over most things, so that's not saying much.

>> No.14272243

>>14267861
I'm blind, can someone describe what's going on for me?

>> No.14272257

>>14270528
no that's retarded at best.

>> No.14272267

>>14272243
well, it appears to be an indian man running an egg shop from what appears to be an egg fort.
Legends says he can't get out but some people swear they saw him leave but they can't explain how.

>> No.14272279

>>14272237
mind if I collect a sample from you ?

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14272313

>>14272279
Of course not! Anything for a fellow anon.

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14272361

>bump limit reached
>only fuckin 77 images
TAKE YOUR JACKET OFF AND GET OUT

>> No.14272388

>>14272361
Bump

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