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Webm thread
Post em'

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>> No.14264553 [DELETED] 

>white people cuisine btfo

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>> No.14264563

Imagine the Hangover.

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>> No.14264581

Mom found the meat sock...

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>> No.14264583

Didn't even need to see the guy ogling the egg sausages to know that he's a massive faggot.

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>> No.14264586

That made me drool

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>> No.14264594

He's in a better place now. Bye-bye, little Sebastian.

>> No.14264596

why tho

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>getting hungover from drinking 12 ounces of 30% abv spiced rum

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At that point, he should just move to Vegas and go to the heart attack grill.

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>> No.14264602

Is he gonna fug it?

>> No.14264606

Just further proof that webm threads are filled with nothing but board tourists.

>> No.14264614

Imagine making this post

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>> No.14264619

*taps knife*

>> No.14264621

>when that brisket just melts and shreds at the gentlest squish
I'm diamonds right now

>> No.14264626

I know, unironically stating the obvious is rather passé.

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>> No.14264646

Anyone got a webm where the food actually looks good?

>> No.14264652

Yes, I would at least once just to see.

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here you go bud

>> No.14264656

quarter pound of brisket?
that'll be $23.99. would you like a tall boy of pbr to go with that? only $10 during happy hour

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>> No.14264661

the south isn't fucking williamsburg you coastie faggot

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>> No.14264669

>board tourists
well shit man, didn't know there was a membership requirement to austisticly screech about food. Where do I get an application form?

>> No.14264672

This concoction deserves the gulags.

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White people...

>> No.14264681

You typically lurk for two years on a new board before posting.

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>> No.14264690

>200 avocados for a day
Is it just me or is that number too small for what they're doing?

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>> No.14264717

This isn't food. It's man, in his eternal hubris, holding his hands up to the sky and flipping both God and nature the double bird.

>> No.14264723

this has to be brazil

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>> No.14264732

I thought that was just regular old shitty Chicago style pizza

>> No.14264733

>You typically lurk for two years on a new board before posting.
lmao dunk your head under water for two years before resurfacing

>> No.14264740

Why do so many bloggers do the 'wide eye open mouth face' whenever they're pretending to be excited about something? It makes them look like toddlers.

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He's right, you know.

>> No.14264744

Tiny portions and they probably cut it with all kinds of shit to make it palatable

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>> No.14264751

why did they cover it with olive oil? it would have been a disgusting mess either way, but atleast it wouldnt have been a greasy disgusting mess

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>> No.14264760

You're assuming that more than 5 people per day would want to fork over $80 for meme hipster food.

>> No.14264762

the NEET diet

>> No.14264766

Captain Morgan is 35%, 70 proof.
>Implying you wouldn't be fucked up after drinking 10 shots of whiskey back to back

>> No.14264770

>200 avocado's a day
The fuck? Those burgers look like they take 2 avocado's each to make at least

>> No.14264771

when did internet content just become blatant advertising?

>> No.14264773

>cocktail culture

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As a weird teenager I'd take left over rice and make a buttered rice sandwich in the toasted sandwich maker we had. The edges were sealed perfectly, It was way better than it had any right to be and I encourage everyone to try it at least once. Pic semi-related.

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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>> No.14264787

I want porn of this.

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>> No.14264810

Looks like it's an Asian thing, so, yeah

>> No.14264819

since the beginning my friend

>> No.14264825

That doesn't seem like a very nice combination.

>> No.14264844

>that hole in the bottom of the avocado when he scoops it out
mm, I sure love avocado skin

>> No.14264865

>getting impressed by a clearly posed shot of a dude drinking some tea in a rum bottle to shock some bimbos

>> No.14264884

>there's nothing impressive about drinking a tiny bottle of low abv girly liquor
>haha, wow, you found this webm (which i can't imagine not being fake) impressive? haha, how out of touch could you possibly be?? what a fucking loser!
You have a severe mental disability, anon, and that's assuming you're even old enough to be here (the fact that you're unironically posting in a bot thread says otherwise).

>> No.14264891

ok schizo

>> No.14264909

>wow look how manly and tough I am on the internet post
It's like a new idea that has never been presented

>> No.14264934

I'm sorry, but watching teenagers do literally anything is always cringe.

>> No.14264958

Shut up and post webms fags

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>> No.14265007

What do you think happened 10 seconds after filming finished?

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>> No.14265023

To repel the excess moisture in the sauce, most likely. Without it, the crust's texture would be fucked.

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>> No.14265055

I wonder how many underageb&s are going to see that, go off to college, and try it before getting their tolerance up at all.

>> No.14265059

>now you can consume while you consume!

>> No.14265081

he lost a bet

>> No.14265082

i lived with a guy in college who could chug an entire fifth. Of course he would be catatonic in about 30 minute but he could do it. He also chugged his fair share of dicks too

>> No.14265172


> turks cooking fish with avocado and cheese

is he trying to get firebombed by the greek?

>> No.14265188


>> No.14265243

>mehmet, my son...

>> No.14265254

Y'all want some fried shrimp? Y'all can have some fried shrimp.

>> No.14265255

That worked me into a shoot ngl

>> No.14265266

Well I thought the point of college fraternities was to weed out the weaklings through alcohol related deaths anyway so isn't that a good thing?

>> No.14265270

it is now, faggot. thanks obama and drumpf

>> No.14265284


> instant diarrhea

>> No.14265295

I love this subreddit

>> No.14265299

This genuinely made me feel queasy

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>> No.14265349

people like you never drink as much as they think they do.

>> No.14265359

T*rks truly are another breed

>> No.14265366

>Made to decrease disposable utensil usage
Why not just carry a fork and spoon in your pocket then? And if you're the kind of retard that can't put down your phone for 3 seconds then why attach the utensils to your phone which forces you to stop looking at it every time you want a bite of food?

>> No.14265406

definitely a german thing

>> No.14265418

It looks like south california. Apparently it's a big trend at some Taiwanese restaurant and they go farther than just a shared toilet for dessert.

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With the patented Fleshlight attachment you can CONSOOM while you consume while you consume.

>> No.14265429

S-secret ingredient?

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>> No.14265466

>bun soaked in raw meat juice

>> No.14265472

>easy to eat
Because you typically need a degree in mathematics to eat regular omelettes, you fucking bugman faggot?

>> No.14265512


What the actual fuck?

Swarm of bees going around food> act like nothing's happening.

What the fuck is wrong with this idiot? And why are they doing this outdoors in a bee hurricane?

This video hurts my brain.


>> No.14265532

is there a single webm in this thread which isnt a meme

>> No.14265563

it's honey. those are bees

>> No.14265570

>snorting salt

>> No.14265574

is that farva

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>> No.14265591


Sometimes I wish world war 3 would happen and wipe out civilization. This video triggered that feeling.

>> No.14265601


I want to hit the inventor of this abomination in the face with a shovel.

>> No.14265609


I have no idea what to say, except maybe "what the actual fuck?"

>> No.14265616


You're a sick fucker.

>> No.14265618

Does anyone have that webm of a man eating spaghetti with a scissor

>> No.14265732

whats the fucking point if the alcohol evaporates?

>> No.14265776

Man I remember doing this in front of a party to try and be cool. I don't remember anything afterwards but I probably vomited alot.

>> No.14265787

Bees are harmless unless provoked so it's probably not worth the effort to shoo them off.

>> No.14265788

Is this a pasta?
If not bravo that was good writing, captivating.i was really pulled into the story.

>> No.14265799

It's raw!

>> No.14265801

This webm is cursed
Everytime I see this, and from what Ive seen from other anons. We all want to kick this guy's ass.

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>> No.14265883

That's the equivalent of 7 shots of 100 proof vodka.

>> No.14265891

I thought he was gonna wear it as a hand puppet.

>> No.14265907

Punishable by fucking death

>> No.14265908

I met these guys for real. They are french : The Palmashow

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>> No.14265917

he probably calls them "free-toss"

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>american cooking

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>> No.14265934

how does that even happen?

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>> No.14265944

And this son, is how you make a WALL

>> No.14265947

>they put burning oil in water
have people never done any degree of fire training at all.
just use a fucking fire blanket or a few damp cloths

>> No.14265954

Oh my god, that stupid fucking open-mouthed dipshit looking instagrammer at the end.

>> No.14265978

He went out on his own terms.

>> No.14265992

"American Cooking"
>For a German show
>A German PARODY show

>> No.14265998

It's an American recipe.

>> No.14265999

It's like nature is trying to tell us something.

>> No.14266006

That isn't bad I would try it. just a zoomer version of egg in bread hole

>> No.14266011

something water rapidly evaporates something something oil becomes spray and travels with water something something

>> No.14266043

Why so defensive?

>> No.14266055

We would do this with wine in college. Girls would invite us over for wine night and we'd show up with like a sweet rose or moscato and chug it then enjoy our more dry choice throughout the night.

>> No.14266056


The person is probably going to stuff the roast and wants to reduce the risk of food poisoning. Sometimes the internal temperature of a stuffed meat is too low in the center after the stuffing has been cross contaminated, by doing this they are reducing the risk of cross contamination.

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>> No.14266087

me irl

>> No.14266099
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dude this porn is getting weird

>> No.14266123

I guarantee this guy has sex

>> No.14266125

The guy looks like a Jewish Justin Trudeau

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>> No.14266170

image getting so mad at food that you film yourself doing this

>> No.14266188

Oil burns at a temperature higher than water boiling. When it burns, only the top layer of the oil can burn. When you introduce water into burning oil, it sinks down (because oil floats on water), then heats up to boiling, it expands and blows up and now exposes more oil to oxygen and it all burns while spraying everything with burning bits of oil.

>> No.14266207

Why not just put it on stilts all the time?

>> No.14266213

dumbass mukbangers cant even drain a geoduck

>> No.14266217

The DEFINITIVE slop o shit

>> No.14266244

That was a pork butt or shoulder.

>> No.14266259

bread sammich with extra bread

>> No.14266314

I want this person to die.

>> No.14266333

He's lost the plot

>> No.14266346

how much for a meal like this?
don't have any bbq restaurants near me

>> No.14266347

where is
>the egg man

>> No.14266357

I don't think that's bread.

>> No.14266360

find him... and when you find him...

every youtube cooking video ever.

I hate humans

it's like a drunk clown barfed.


this actually made me not hungry.

>> No.14266400

>farmed seabass with cheese
This was made on purpose to make us vomit.

>> No.14266433

where did you find this picture of me? you are distributing it without consent and i demand you delete it immediately or face prosecution.

>> No.14266444

Baz Barrington, fat bastard and Norf FC fan

>> No.14266450

Or just cover the pot with a lid.

>> No.14266472

You can then sear that side and get much more sear surface which is tasty.

>> No.14266527

That is awesome

>> No.14266644

high quality bong cuisine

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>> No.14267262

Except that wouldn't be anything even close to fried or even slightly cooked

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>> No.14267282

When did Mike Stoklasa become an awful cook?

>> No.14267336

t. can't go 10 seconds without thinking about America

>> No.14267386

3rd world country if you don't sell you starve. Gotta make the best of a bad situation.

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>> No.14267471

>The pitcher of soda
Alright, messa triggered

>> No.14267501

legit chuckle

>> No.14267533

And then one day for no reason at all, people elected Hitler to power.

>> No.14267572

Blog post, but when I was a kid in cub scouts and they were teaching us about how to handle fires, I legitimately thought "grease fires" could only happen in Greece. As I've gotten older and experienced a few grease fires, some by my own hand, but largely other people, it does amaze me how people instinctively react with grabbing water. Flour or cover people.

>> No.14267586

Please go back.

>> No.14267623

Thank you for posting. I appreciate your feedback.

>> No.14267632

useless thread. no actual recipe or new videos.

>> No.14267665

so not only is he ugly, hes stupid

>> No.14267676

why does he bully the dog

>> No.14267765

It's bland.

>> No.14267781

Hey there kiddo, there's no alcohol in the eggnog until you add it. Do you feel kool acting like a grown-up?

>> No.14267793

Fuck you.

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Did not expect the faggot hipsters swallowing a 2 foot hot dog before making out

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>implying there were no hipsters 100 years ago
Reminder that back then it was hip to literally wear two pairs of pants, because Oxford students weren't allowed to wear knickerbockers to class and covered them up with a second pair of oversized pants to get away with it.

>> No.14267834

All you needed was the lid or a fucking tea towel. Jesus.

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>> No.14267907

sorry those are on my other computer, I have a picture if you want it though.

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>pizza cupcakes
I did something kinda like that, I was making dinner rolls and I forgot we were making pizza for supper so I repurposed them, savory nipples of venus.

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>> No.14268034

Fuckin' Canadians...

>> No.14268035

Why did he do it, bros?

>> No.14268040

I used to make toasties with left over stew, it was amazing.

>> No.14268057

Maybe in your country, here it's almost exclusively alcoholic

>> No.14268078

imagine the rank decomposing egg in these things after you stop giving a fuck cleaning some shitty little hole.

>> No.14268079

What you don't understand is that damaged left wing skanks put out. Dude on the right has to tuck his hog so it doesn't hang from the bottom of his jorts and slays more pussy than you can imagine.

>> No.14268084

Awe look at him pretending to be a big boy, so cute!

>> No.14268103

This took me a good minute to process

>> No.14268104

Why do people do the most retarded shit with food? Fucking hell.

>> No.14268107

ill take that over what we have now and you would too

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>> No.14268190

That'll be $95 plus tip.

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A fine example of how the MSM lie to you all the time.
"Is it safe? The EU banned it!"
They don't actually say that it's unsafe, because that would make them liable (since it's not) but they carefully word their shitty copywriting to make you think they said that.
The EU banned it because they consider it dishonest and because if you glue together filthy cuts of meat it is indeed "unsafe". But those small cuts were unsafe already because of age or poor hygiene. It has nothing to do with the perfectly harmless, albeit dishonest, practice of gluing them together.

>> No.14268230

The beef brisket was the second shown, after the ribs

>> No.14268241

Why do they have to look like foreskin? What sort of evolutionary curse is this?

>> No.14268265

uh oh indeed

>> No.14268285

>And that's it!
Fucking what kek

>> No.14268303

I need this, lowkey! it's lit

>> No.14268360

Flour will cause it to flare up as well, you need to use salt or baking soda

>> No.14268397

the other thing is when they imply that its being sold in super markets, any cut that is made of other cuts glued together must be marked as such and if they sell it without this marking they can be sued, you won't see it at walmart or any big chain since they would be found out and sued for millions depending on how long they get away with it.

>> No.14268445
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>> No.14268456
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git gud

>> No.14268460

Is this just to prove that McDonalds will make off-menu items if you ask?

>> No.14268497
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>bong cuisine
>not slathered in lard or custard

nah senpai

>> No.14268505

>mmm steak au prolapse

>> No.14268509

But how does he get out?

>> No.14268522

In the UK we get taught this in school at age 7 as part of basic "not being a retard" curriculum. Do other countries not get that?

>> No.14268534

UK also banned fire extinguishers from some apartment buildings for fear that people would try putting out fires themselves instead of calling the fire department, so let's agree not to point finger here.

>> No.14268535

>pepperoni nipples.jpg

Unironically love that song


>> No.14268539

I'm not sure that's true, but it probably is. Deal.

>> No.14268559
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Granted, it was a while ago.

>> No.14268598

God the UK has become such a disappointment.

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No idea what you mean lad

>> No.14268659

judging by the article, they didnt ban them they simply removed them from state owned housing complexes.

which is still retarded if they had them to begin with, i dont actually see something wrong with it considering if it was a privately owned complex each proprietor would have to have its own fire extinguisher. it was just a cost saving measure.
but as always media has to put a spin on what the real truth is and tell you what you should be thinking

>> No.14268762

wow, just wow
still one of the funniest>>14264707
Based doggo

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>> No.14268969

shut the fuck up

>> No.14269002

Why did you teach me about this? I want to die now.

>> No.14269024

3...2...1... shoenice!

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>> No.14269235
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inb4 "I'd like Jess to pull my pork, if you know what I mean"

>> No.14269306

God I love jackfruit. I just can't stand my entire kitchen being sticky for weeks.

>> No.14269323

Women feed their children and how their child poo's is important. I think this bitch is brainwashed into making everything about some kind of competition regarding boys vs. girls and men vs. women like it's a zero sum game and not a complementary relationship.

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>> No.14269340

Now she's going to unironically without a whiff of shame encourage her crotch goblin to grow up making art with her bodily functions in order to express her "femininity".

>> No.14269351

The thing is we are reluctant to call someone a retarded faggot in public. I'm skeptical these "journalists" actually believe the shit they write...but all they can do is write the same outrage pieces over and over because it nominally gets attention. It's easy, it's lazy, and they couldn't write anything worth reading even if they tried so why bother.

>> No.14269402

Mmm prolapsed angus

>> No.14269454

This is self-abuse

>> No.14269459

>implying that wasn't some faggy Austin restaurant

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>> No.14269473

You suck my dick even in austin it's not that expensive

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>> No.14269607

I dont understand

>> No.14269612
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Oh man I haven't had a good laugh like this for a while

>> No.14269677

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

>> No.14269680

>that straw
never noticed that before. smart

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>> No.14269773

Did he died?

>> No.14269778

Because their audience is comprised of kids
You now understand e-celeb culture!

>> No.14269786
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>The Lighthouse (2019).webm

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>> No.14269813

This belongs in a /b/ gore/rekt thread. FUCK YOU.

>> No.14269830

Freak with a shit fetish

>> No.14269850
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Define looking good

>> No.14269880

There's no way a few bees didn't get crushed into that.

>> No.14269902

That's just impressive.

>> No.14269908


>> No.14270014
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Here you go you useless whiny complaining little non-contributing bitch-ass fuckstick

>> No.14270095

>try to cut it
>it deflects your blade

>> No.14270194

Absolutely wrong.

>> No.14270270

yeah? what gave it away?

>> No.14270278

evolved to let chink women want to breed them

>> No.14270294

kek, I love japanese variety shows

>> No.14270296

I wish this... wasn't

>> No.14270354

What could you possibly take issue with here?

>> No.14270387


>> No.14270398
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why not just take a big shit on it. would make it actually funny.

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>> No.14270436

That could be radically improved by omitting the bread and onions.

>> No.14270446

you're boring

>> No.14270448

why he opens the bag with a knife lmaooo

>> No.14270457

ok kid.

>> No.14270459


I love having extra bees in my food, yum.

>> No.14270465

Famous Nippon Pork Belly, folded 10,000 times.

>> No.14270477

bread will dull the taste. Sandwiches are for combining less desirable foods into a better meal.

>> No.14270484
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imagine that slime coating the inside of your mouth. its so thick, the only way to consume it is to swallow it whole. then it turns into a cement in the bottom of your stomach, forcing you to pass out from exhaustion after you finish it.

it looks like bliss.

>> No.14270502

This webm made me kek

>> No.14270524

Get out?

>> No.14270528

thatts so fucking cool

>> No.14270580

the way that the spatula scoops up grease when it goes to pick up the burger stack makes me want to shoot myself

>> No.14270631

for some reason those white stains are grossing me out far more than the actual chocolate ice cream.

This is why Taiwan should be annexed by China

>> No.14270697

that looks good AF

>> No.14270731

There is no eggscape

>> No.14270836

Avo isn't even ripe

>> No.14270848

>This is why Taiwan should be annexed by China
Sure thing, chang.

>> No.14270856

How often do you cook avocado ripe enough as is?

>> No.14270864


They threw it out because no one would eat that trash.

>> No.14270926

Have you never scooped out an avocado? That's the hole where the stem connects.

>> No.14270945

I mean it's objectively not as safe because you can no longer kill the surface bacteria on the steak unless you cook it well done, because the entire steak is made up of the outer surfaces of other scrap pieces.
Also, the blood sourced enzyme used has to be thoroughly cooked itself to kill any bacteria it might have.
The EU sided with the consumer, that there was a high risk of consumers being misled, thinking they were buying regular steaks.
The US sided with the businesses, and has put no regulation on it's use at all.

>> No.14271010
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>I'm skeptical these "journalists" actually believe the shit they write...
I sometimes wonder this too, although not just applying to journalists but to other social media shit where people state opinions. I'll read it and say to myself, "this is so stupid, nobody can possibly be this retarded, right? They must be trying to appease the jewish leader or something." Yet more often then not, I find out they're 100% serious. All of them are serious.

>> No.14271022

I think it looks good

>> No.14271608
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>omg blessed, I need this so i can scroll reddit and eat my kale avacado salad at the same time!
Just drink soylent or something

>> No.14272077

what a faggot.

>> No.14272139

nice mental gymnastic.
>hey guys ! I got some nice steak for you ! it's not actually a steak but several garbage pieces of spoiled meat glued together, couldn't be harmful right ???

>> No.14272192

>raw egg white
I'd rather eat semen.

>> No.14272204

How does the eggman get out of the egg fort?

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>> No.14272237

Yea but you prefer semen over most things, so that's not saying much.

>> No.14272243

I'm blind, can someone describe what's going on for me?

>> No.14272257

no that's retarded at best.

>> No.14272267

well, it appears to be an indian man running an egg shop from what appears to be an egg fort.
Legends says he can't get out but some people swear they saw him leave but they can't explain how.

>> No.14272279

mind if I collect a sample from you ?

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Of course not! Anything for a fellow anon.

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>bump limit reached
>only fuckin 77 images

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