/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14262684]

I'm going camping. What are some fun things I can cook over a campfire?

[Anonymous No.14262708]

>>14262684
2 sausages pierced on a two pronged fork

[Anonymous No.14262722]

>>14262684
a tough cut of steak, smothered with worcestershire sauce

[Anonymous No.14262759]

>>14262684
S'mores if you like giving yourself severe stomach cramps and diarrhea from eating too many

[Anonymous No.14262772]

>>14262684
Your cock and balls

[Anonymous No.14262776]

throw food into the coals themselves. im not even joking

[Anonymous No.14262782]

Fresh meat and veggies. Bring a grill cover or a cast iron pan and just cook that shit. You could even do eggs.

[Anonymous No.14262784]

>>14262684
Just hot dogs or burgers with some chips and salsa or whatever. Then start drinking heavily until late. Then eggs and bacon in the morning.

[Anonymous No.14262805]

[Anonymous No.14262810]

>>14262684
fondue
beef wellington
coq au vin

[Anonymous No.14262838]

Wrap food in foil and bury under coals. Remove once done.

[Anonymous No.14263386]

>>14262684
I always BBQ my dick then feed it to your mom

[Anonymous No.14263396]

>>14262684
I'm partial to doing foil wrapped fish, especially if you caught it that day.

[Anonymous No.14263406]

>>14262684
Hot links or steak. If you want an orgasm in your mouth toss some mesquite charcoal with the logs for the hot bed.

[Anonymous No.14263778]

Kiełbasa or any good Sausage.

[Anonymous No.14263793]

>>14262684
Hotdogs and sausages with some shitty canned chili so you can make chilidawgs. Serve with copious amounts of cheap beer.

[Anonymous No.14263842]

These boys are pretty cheap if you camp enough to justify the purchase and can bring butter.

Seconding hotdogs, classic

[Anonymous No.14263983]

>>14262684
>>14262782
Use a rack over the fire if you're making burgers or steak. A pan or cast iron is good but we here at /ck/ are trying to send you a trip to flavortown.

[Anonymous No.14264266]

>>14262838
Yes these are great. My family call them hobo dinners

[Anonymous No.14264292]

marshmallows!

[Anonymous No.14264460]

OP, there are sources over in /out
Those guys do a ton of camping and hiking over there. Will you be hiking in? Canoeing? Weeks at a time on that Applachian trail adding strained water to your single pot with packets? In a cabin inna woods? Living out of your truck next to your tent, aka tailgating or glamping? What kind of luxuries will you have to store your food?
>>14262838
>Wrap food in foil
Foil packets are indeed really easy, and keep things moist with steam during cooking or your items create the steam inside, and you can pour in wine right in there with your meat, herbs, veggies and flavorings. Pork, cabbage, apples, honey mustard. No smoke or texture though it can brown on the bottoms, want it browned on both sides, flip it over, and you can warm through sandwiches like it was a panini or a reuben or patty melt or hot ham and cheese melty in a kaiser roll.
Foil packets can also hold some nachos!
Ziploc bags will hold cold prepped meat and veggies together, meal by meal in your ice chest, and marinades can go right in, from salad dressings to yogurt curry marinade. Shake of montreal steak seasoning on some filet shishkabobs with mushrooms, onion, peppers. Tip it out onto a cutting board or paper plate. Skewer it up and grill. Shake up a mason jar of prepared dip, condiment, salad dressing, even chimmichurri.
Things fully cooked, like smoked sausages are easy esp if they are seasoned in fun ways like chicken-feta-spinach, or jerk chicken.merguez lamb, that kind of thing. There are a lot of salads easy as combining veggies of long shelf life like mini tomatoes, baby peppers slaw veggies, Hit them with some nuts, herbs. You can use the already cooked packs of rice blends or quinoa, canned beans, but use your acids in vinegars and citrus to cook everything.

Add a cast iron, do breakfast, and one skillet meals, even pizza crust cooks in them.
Add a big pot, do most everything else, from cakes, to stews, to boiling water, to one pot rice dinners.

[Anonymous No.14264729]

>>14262684
God tier campfire foods:
>steak/chicken/fish/pork
>bratwurst/smokies
>chili from scratch
>peel and eat shrimp
>grilled mixed veggies
>baked scones/bread
>grilled peaches with vanilla icecream

Angel tier campfire foods:
>baked potato
>corn on the cob
>hamburgers
>beans
>grilled onion
>marshmallows/s'mores

Human tier campfire foods:
>popcorn
>hot dogs
>pasta/rice
>peanuts in the shell

Subhuman tier campfire foods
>sandwiches
>anything from a can
>chips
>cake

[Anonymous No.14264739]

>>14264729
What kind of faggot goes camping and cooks as if they're in their kitchen? The entire point is to feel like a homeless person for a few days aka "roughing it." Trashy shit like canned goods, hot dogs, and fresh fish that you just caught are top tier camping foods.

[Anonymous No.14264748]

>>14262684
Meat on a stick. If you wanna get fancy, add vegetables.
You don't wanna deal with cleaning pots in the woods.

[Anonymous No.14264781]

>>14264739
most "campers" are car camping nancies who aren't real /out/ists
most of /out/ is like this

[Anonymous No.14264784]

>>14262784
Eggs and bacon on a campfire are fucking delicious for some reason.

[Anonymous No.14264785]

>>14264739
>Trashy
yep

[Anonymous No.14264794]

>>14264781
what board do you think you are in?

[Anonymous No.14264799]

>>14264739
chefs, you slop-lapping dolt

[Anonymous No.14264812]

>>14264794
>anon asks why campers don't rough it
>another anon replies most campers are posers, including the ones on the outdoor board on these forums
Is this hard to understand?

[Anonymous No.14264868]

>>14262684
Just dogs (no buns) and onions. Precut the onions so no hassle. No carbs. Some soup or coffee if you can cus hot liquids make you feel civilized. Oranges for dessert. Tropical mix for energy cus dried fruit is best. Lots and lots of liquid, thirst outdoors is no fun. Also weed.

[Anonymous No.14264876]

>>14264799
I can just picture some autist busting out a chopping board in the middle of the woods in order to make "homemade chili." I'd laugh my fucking ass off if I saw that in real life.

[Anonymous No.14264941]

>>14262776
onion in foil with garlic butter cant go wrong mate

[Anonymous No.14264947]

>>14264876
I went on a backpacking trip with some nu-males who insisted on brewing coffee every morning and had special little meals and specific gear for their fancy meals
Fuckers couldn't cover more than 4 miles a day

[Anonymous No.14264951]

>>14264947
The thing is, I enjoy cooking but I'd never do that shit during a camping trip. It just sounds like something that a sheltered cityfag or coastfag would do. I grew up in a rural area and I'd never see shit like that when I'd go camping. It's laughable to me.

[Anonymous No.14265033]

>>14262684
Bring some foil and you can cook a trout or salmon fillet. Just be careful about where you put your garbage. The bears will put a few new doors in your tent, and maybe your belly.

[Anonymous No.14265062]

do some lamb kebabs. You won't regret it unless you overcook them terribly or something
>>14262722
idiot. Marinate it in something like koji at least\
>>14262759
fatty
>>14262776
caveman memer
>>14263396
based eat-what-you-catch anon
>>14263406
car camper detected
>>14263778
gb2 /pole/

>>14263793
>>14263842
enjoy your pig anuses
>>14263983
>>14262838
>>1426426>>14264460
enjoy alzeimters, boomers
>>14264729
little bitch dunno bout muh cast iron peach cobbler
>yes I hiked the pot up the whole way

[Anonymous No.14265104]

watch one of townsends vids, everything is done over a campfire, although still using cooking utensils

[Anonymous No.14265211]

>>14262810
I have actually done fondue with a sterno can while camping and it was fantastic

[Anonymous No.14265215]

>>14263793
this is correct

[Anonymous No.14266245]

>>14265062