/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14257688]

Don't eat seeds.

[Anonymous No.14257690]

>>14257688
I'll guzzle as much semen as I want, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14257693]

no

[Anonymous No.14257706]

>>14257688
go fuck yourself, using the seeds preferably

[Anonymous No.14259159]

>>14257688
Seeds are like the eggs of plants.
Very nutritionally dense and good for you.

[Anonymous No.14259162]

>>14257688
But they're tasty

[Anonymous No.14259247]

>>14257688
give me the semechki and no body gets hurt

[Anonymous No.14259253]

>>14257688
It's a passtime activity.

[Anonymous No.14259288]

>>14259247
Back off Pyotr, these are my semechki

[Anonymous No.14259293]

>>14259247
My dad used to call me Semechka as a nickname.

[Anonymous No.14259336]

>>14259253
The toxicity of our city, our city

[Anonymous No.14259352]

>>14259293
That's cute anon

[Anonymous No.14259410]

>>14257688
Anon did you eat the all the shells and then try to take a dump?

[Anonymous No.14259416]

>>14259410
W-wait, you mean there's people who actually eat the shell?

[Anonymous No.14259433]

>>14259416
>W-wait, you mean there's people who actually eat the shell?
>W-wait

[Anonymous No.14259465]

>>14257688
seeds good

[Anonymous No.14259469]

>>14259433
You caught the /v/edditor redhanded

[Anonymous No.14260154]

>>14257688
Agreed. But I have a trash bag filled with roasted unsalted sunflower seeds so I gotta work on that first

[Anonymous No.14260158]

Can you at least tell us why before anti-shilling seeds?

[Anonymous No.14260222]

Sneed

[Anonymous No.14260287]

Sneed

[Anonymous No.14260313]

>>14259410
>>14259416
Not him but I used to eat coffee grounds because I was in a hurry and wanted to mainline a big strong caffeine dose, they gave me pretty bad hemorrhoids eventually.

[Anonymous No.14260329]

>>14259433
>haha look le epic wojak posting XD

[Anonymous No.14260350]

>>14260313
Sounds horrific. What did you do about your broken butthole?

[Anonymous No.14260380]

>>14260350
I stopped eating the grounds and applied witch hazel often to tighten it back up, they haven't come back so far

[Anonymous No.14260557]

>>14257688
When I was 9 years old, I ate an entire bag including the shells. The sheer amount of undigested shells was one of the most painful shits I had ever had in my life and took half an hour to pass.

[Anonymous No.14262591]

>>14257688
seeds are actually one of the most european foods there are.

european people have lower activity of the cox enzyme, which converts linoleic to arachidonic acid. This means we require a higher intake of both polyunaturated fats. AKA foods like seeds, nuts, pork, wild fowl.

These fats turn into arachidonic acid, which essentially develops muscle and fertility, and makes you not a soifag.

tropical people adapted to a lower-fat but proportionally higher saturated-fat environment. Coconuts, palm nuts, cacao beans, shea nuts, etc. Animals that grow in the tropics are usually very lean. So the diet was lower fat, and the fat that existed was highly saturated.

[Anonymous No.14262740]

>>14259288
stop right fucking there, semintele belong to me.

[Anonymous No.14262796]

>>14259410
>>14259416
ones like pic related are pretty oily which makes them taste far better. Also, the shells are soft, so if you eat less than like 2 handfuls, you won't shred your asshole. ymmv

[Anonymous No.14263255]

>>14259162
I can't get enough of these.

[Anonymous No.14263268]

>>14263255
Mix a bag of Black Pepper and those together. its peek pepper BBQ flavor.

[Anonymous No.14263325]

>>14259416
I did that when I was a kid

never had any issues

[Anonymous No.14263827]

Fuck you, słonecznik is all I consume nowadays

[Anonymous No.14263882]

>>14257688
Make me.

[Anonymous No.14263911]

>>14259416
>stutter posting

[Anonymous No.14263931]

>>14257688
i eat them all the time at work

but i have canker sore from eating too many oranges or something the other night. so i cant enjoy them.

I enjoy salt variety most. the other flavors are okay when you want something new, but nothing as good as just salt. Salt and Cracked pepper is okay. I have some chinese ones that are "chinese pecan " flavor and have yet to try them.
>>14263827
would like to try these they look like a different species of sunflower.

[Anonymous No.14263932]

First a kvass thread. Now a semechki thread. What next? A syrok thread? I wish I was back home.

[Anonymous No.14263948]

>>14257688
ate a bag of pumpkin seeds a month or two back and let me tell you that was the most excruciatingly painful shit I've ever had to go through, literally bled out my ass for weeks afterwards.

[Anonymous No.14263951]

>>14263948
I think the rough anal sex you had after might have been the real cause

[Anonymous No.14263959]

>>14263951
nah all the lube helped soothe my bleeding rectum anon

[Anonymous No.14265273]

>>14257688
Got it, sv3rige, hehe.

[Anonymous No.14265498]

>>14259433
>memecenterdotcom

[Anonymous No.14265500]

>>14260154
Fukkin based

[Anonymous No.14265623]

i like the chinky brands where even the flesh of the seed is flavored rather than just the shells