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What is this meme that women and homosexuals do where they pretend they have an "addiction" to coffee?

I get enjoying your coffee, I do to, have maybe 3 or 4 cups throughout the day but mornings are borderline insufferable at work when I start hearing all of them go on about they can't possibly function and going on about coffee then at the same time just dump 4 or 5 sugars into it anyways.

>> No.14248540

homosexuals like coffee because they can drink it and have their asshole open prepped and ready by the time he visits Jamal after his breakfast.

>> No.14248556
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14248556

Lmao

>> No.14248562

>>14248534
Homosexuals are taught the acid from coffee fights off rectal parasites

>> No.14248565

>>14248534

Coffee is just legitimized ice cream for adults.

>> No.14248578

>>14248534
just ignore them
when you start venting, whining or bitching, you become just like them

>> No.14248730

prolly cuz they get headaches or some shit op, holy shit

>> No.14248731

>"I have maybe 3-4 cups a day"
Ok addict, enjoy the migraines

>> No.14248738

>>14248534
Throughout junior and senior year of high school I had a pot of coffee or two per day.
Throughout college I was addicted to caffeine pills, 2-4 per day.
Now that I'm a teacher I have a pot of coffee before noon and a caffeine pill when I get home.
Shit's addictive.

>> No.14248747

>>14248534
Stop bitching

>> No.14248779

>>14248534
A lot of people I know that say this do actually have a caffeine dependency. They get headaches without the coffee and can't concentrate etc. And these are people that don't add sugar to it.

What's your problem?

>> No.14248796

>>14248562
Homosexuals are so based.
Especially when they strap tits to their chest and sound all nasally and femme.

>> No.14249210

they drink it because they're addicted to caffeine, but they won't shut the fuck up about it because they load it with sugar which makes it the biggest dopamine rush of their day

>> No.14249355

What is this meme that OP and homosexuals do where they pretend they have an "addiction" to sucking dick?

I enjoy masturbation, I do to, jerk maybe 3 or 4 loads out throughout the day but mornings are borderline insufferable at work when I start hearing all of them go on about they can't possibly function and going on about dicksucking then at the same time just push 4 or 5 fingets into their asshole anyways.

>> No.14249364

>>14248534
Everybody has to be busy. We're all so busy these days. If you're not busy you mustn't be doing anything useful LOL

>> No.14249373

>>14248534
Normies exaggerate everything, move on champ

>> No.14249390

>>14248779
This. My mum has a caffeine dependency from drinking tea.

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>>14248534
> 3 or 4 cups throughout the day

>> No.14249477

>>14248534
I used to drink only two cups a day for a decade, no more and no less, because I like how coffee tastes. I never thought of myself as having a dependency, which is why I never drunk more, but if I missed either the morning or the afternoon I immediately felt it.
When I went cold turkey last year because of stomach problems I had several days of first headache and then complete listlessness.
Caffeine is addictive, whod've thunk.

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i need hot my go go bean juice

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>>14248534
>but mornings are borderline insufferable at work when I start hearing all of them go on about they can't possibly function and going on about coffee

bet what's actually triggering you is that no one bothers to approach and talk to you in the morning so no matter what anyone else talks about you would wind up feeling irritated regardless

>> No.14249544

>>14248534
I should have noted source for future reference.

Caffeine speeds your brain. Being the most important organ, the brain cannot afford to have himself needlessly tired by caffeine overactivity. So it "tire himself" with a certain neurotransmitter to go back to normal despite the presence of caffeine. In an ideal world, caffeine and said neurotransmitter fade out at the same path.

But when people overdo caffeine, the amount of neurotransmitter secreted would take more than a day to fade out. As a result, their morning baseline is tired instead of normal and they need caffeine to reach normal.

>> No.14249566

>>14248534
>but mornings are borderline insufferable at work (when I start hearing all of them go on about they can't possibly function)
Someone needs to offer OP that meme "shhhh/you may speak" coffee mug. He seems more addicted than his co-workers.

>> No.14249596

>>14249544
What do you call it when you don't drink caffeinated/sugary drinks and you still feel tired as fuck every single morning despite 8 hours of sleep? How do I fix myself?

>> No.14249738

>>14249596
Exercise and stop masturbating twice a day.

>> No.14249749

>>14249738
Both already done. What else?

>> No.14249761

>>14249749
Find something that feels meaningful, but that's something you have to figure out on your own.