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14247929 No.14247929 [Reply] [Original]

God bless aUStrAlia

>> No.14247995

I can eat the whole thing myself.

>> No.14247996

Greatest Allies.
gobbless.

>> No.14248014

>>14247929
Aussie here, i dont know what this is

>> No.14248126

>>14248014
It’s a Bloomin’ Onion from Outback Steakhouse.

>> No.14248137

i get them for 5 dollars :)

>> No.14248162

>>14247995
Prove it baka

>> No.14248219

>>14248137
i make them myself for 25 cents a piece.

>> No.14248489

If you cunts think that outback steakhouse is 'Australian cuisine' you need to shoot yourselves in the fucking roof of ya mouth, dickheads

>> No.14248510

>>14248489
Shut up bogan. As with everything, America takes something and makes it better. Seethe harder

>> No.14248737

>>14247929
Aus fag have no idea what it is.

>> No.14248750

>>14247929
God hates Australia, land of the sodomite damned! The fag-infested land of Australia is burning. The fire of God's wrath is sending hundreds of those filthy Australian beasts straight to hell!

>> No.14248797

>>14248737
It's George Floyd''s asshole in Hell

>> No.14248800

>>14248510
How did they make gay anal better?

>> No.14248809

>>14247929
Do Americans really think this is what we eat?

>> No.14248961

>>14248014
same, see these posted all the time but never encountered one

>> No.14248968

>>14248750
Based. I hope America is next

>> No.14248987

>>14248968
this, death to america

>> No.14249019
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14249019

>>14248809
Course you do. Gaze upon this fine australasian fare.

>> No.14249027

>>14247929
I do not trust Australia. Did you see what they do with trade deals? They subsidise barley farmers to cheat very badly. And if you love your children it is a bad idea to make them students in Australia. So much racism it is very dangerous. Especially with this pandemic that they handle so badly. No wonder they blame China to hide from their big problems. They send bad drug sellers to other countries also. It is not a good place I believe.

>> No.14249089

>>14248800
>gay anal
as opposed to straight anal? fucking retard

>> No.14249096

>>14249089
Um. Girls have poopers too. It doesn't feel good for them, so she will only let you if she truly loves you.

>> No.14249130
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>>14247929
I don't even like onions, yet I eat them everytime at Texas roadhouse

>> No.14249162

>>14249089
based. all anal is fucking gay. if you fuck girls in the ass, you are choosing a butthole over a vagina right beside it which makes you not only gross, but practicing to be gay.

>> No.14249165

>>14249019

>$10 for a fucking fried onion

Are they insane?

>> No.14249235

>>14247929
I just wanna go to a Outback and have a comfy Bloomin' Onion with a cold beer

fuck Covid and fuck 2020

>> No.14249245
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>>14249165
It's a pretty big fried onion.

>> No.14249417

>>14247929
I had one of these a few months ago. It's not that great.

>> No.14249470

>>14248014
Learn your own culture and history

>> No.14249485
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14249485

Any cunts like pic related?

>> No.14249497

>>14248510
Based and truthpilled

>> No.14249602

>>14249165
If you eat whole onion, and the sauce, it's all the calories an average person needs for the day

>> No.14249632

>>14248800
By making it between a man and a woman. God you foreignfags make it too easy

>> No.14249634
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>>14247929
These are so fucking good for like the first 20 pieces than it becomes a chore to finish them. If they just used a smaller onion itd be fine i think

>> No.14249641

>>14248014

>TFW I know more about Australia culture than their own people

>> No.14249647

>>14249019
>Clam chowdah
>Aussie

What's the sauce in the middle they use in bloomin onions anyway? Like chipotle or something?

>> No.14249656

>>14249089
>O-of course I've slept with a woman before, they just have one hole on the front r-right? Mom says I'm cool...

>> No.14249661

>>14249485
Yeah, grouse on toast mate

>> No.14249669

>>14248750
If God was gonna destroy the land of the faggots, he'd start with America.

>> No.14249673

>>14249485
American here, I've been wanting to try that and marmite for some time. What brands do y'all recommend?

>> No.14249676

>>14249673
Marmite is way better

>> No.14249677

>>14249673
Personally I think God would start in the middle east or Asia.

>> No.14249679

>>14249027
Mr. President, is that you?

>> No.14249683

>>14249677
Was meant for >>14249669

>> No.14249686

>>14249676
I'd like to try both

>> No.14249687

What do Aussies eat outside of shrimp?

>> No.14249698

>>14249687
Platypus

>> No.14249704

>>14249673
>>14249686
Start with marmite. It's straight up called marmite, no brands to argue. After that, try vegemite - I think Kraft actually owns it, or at least makes their own in Murrica. The flavours are a little different between marmite and vegemite but if you enjoy savoury salty things, you might like them. Just don't go overboard on how much you use if you're unprepared for them, they have a strong taste.

>> No.14249713

>>14249704
Thanks, I've never seen them in an American store.

>> No.14249735
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>>14249713
What he said, they are very strong tasting. Just a knife full does, I like marmite spread on toast with butter. The closest flavor I can think of is very strong salty beef stock

>> No.14249806

>>14249687
Barbies

>> No.14249957

>>14249735
>>14249704
Are Marmite and Vegemite brand names for the same product, or are they different things?

>> No.14249959

>>14249687
Kangoroo and aboriginals.

>> No.14249976

>>14247929
>(((australian))) american created this
nice try amerilad

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14249983

>>14249704
>>14249735
>>14249957
Would you agree with this comparison? I think I'll just order a smaller jar of both, and experiment with them. What are they good with other than toast? That's the only thing I've ever seen y'all use either for.

>> No.14250022

>>14249976
Outback steakhouse house has absolutely nothing to do with Australia except for the decorations and the commercials, it's a gimmick. So I wouldn't even call it Australian American. The only food item that claims to be Australian is the OP and it's just a deep fried onion with a side of horseradish mixed with ketchup.

Plus there's no such thing as an Australian- American. Brits, Australians, Canadians, and Americans are the same people living in different locations. When you guys argue with eachother it's like your kids arguing who's the favorite.

>> No.14250026

>>14249647
It's called 'bloom sauce' and is used in several of outback's dishes. Also, they put 'bloom' seasoning in practically everything. I worked there for several years. AMA

>> No.14250036

>>14249957
Different things. Slightly different tastes. They're similar in ingredients but I think they're produced differently or something - I don't know, I've never looked into that.

>>14249983
I suppose that's right? I always felt marmite was "beefier" in taste, but maybe that's just me. A small jar will go quite a long way as well. Personally, I quite like it with macaroni cheese, but I bet you could put it with anything mild - it basically demands the centre stage of taste so anything that competes with it hard might just turn your meal into a mess.

>> No.14250044

>>14249983
You can add marmite to soups and shit to give it a salty kick.

>> No.14250147

>>14247929
australia is like the most useless place and people in the world....only loose to africa

>> No.14250163

>>14248510
>takes something and makes it better.
You didn't take anything because we here in Australia literally don't have our own cuisine. We eat chinese noodles, lebanese kebabs, american hamburgers, and british pies and sausage rolls. The closest thing to Australian Cuisine is a woolies chook and a sixpack of Carlton. That's for one person btw.

>> No.14251522

>>14248489
Be nice. Somebody has to drink Foster’s, and it sure as hell isn't going to be any Australians.

>> No.14251552

>>14250026
Why did it take multiple years for you to get your life started?

>> No.14251559

>>14248014
It's onion rings with HJs spicy sauce

>> No.14251561

>>14250026
Who the FUCK does Outback buy their god tier carrot cake from?

>> No.14251563

>>14251522
Americans don't like Foster's either

>> No.14251566

>>14250163
Dumb cunt why are you on a cooking board if you know SFA about our food culture? Maybe in Toowoomba or Ballarat or whatever shithole you live in people don't eat Australian food.

>> No.14251692
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14251692

I think my Outback might be overstaffed

>> No.14252076

>>14247995
I should try it to help with my crippling constipation

>> No.14252086

>>14247929
the one time I had this it was so greasy, it made me dizzy before my main dish had even arrived

>> No.14252089

>>14252086
pathetic, you got defeated by an onion

>> No.14252137
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14252137

>>14249019
>alice springs quesadilla
hmmmmm
>toowoomba seafood pasta
HMMMMM

>> No.14252480

>>14247929
Very sly, OP. You are quite a cheeky boy.

>> No.14252563 [DELETED] 

>>14252137
Seething

>> No.14252575

>>14249019
>New Zealand lamb
Fucking sick of Kiwi cunts constantly undercutting us on the export market.

>> No.14252656

>>14252563
Am an Aussie and while the menu is laughable always enjoyed their food. The steaks are solid.
Toowoomba is nowhere near the ocean though and easily one of the biggest shitholes in the country. Only to be outmatched by Alice Springs which is the domestic violence and petrol sniffing capital.

>> No.14252666

>>14251566
Name an australian food that isn't fairy bread.

>> No.14252770

>>14249470
kek

>> No.14252787

>>14249019
Chain restaurants should be MOAB'd

>> No.14252995

>>14249019
Are places in Hawaii generally more expensive? I haven't seen prices like these at any of the mainland Outbacks I've been to

>> No.14253050

>>14252995
>does it cost more to be on a tiny island chain in the middle of the fuckin sea and have everything imported?

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>>14252666
FUCK! the devil has checkmated us!

>> No.14253249

>>14252666
Vegemite on Sao. Chiko Roll. Neenish Tart. The list goes on and on.

>> No.14253276

outback didn't invent the onion mum

>> No.14253284
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14253284

>>14253249
>Yeah nah m8 oim off ta Bunnings, brb.

>> No.14253439

>>14250026
>AMA

so what is holding up your suicide?

>> No.14253464

>>14249602
>If you eat whole onion, and the sauce, it's all the calories an average person needs for the day
Epic shits and gas to kill.

>> No.14253484

>>14251561
My father ran one back in the day, they got their cakes from a company called Jeff's. This was many years ago, so I don't know if they've changed suppliers since then.

>> No.14253785

>>14253484
Jim's Carrot Cakes

>> No.14254322

>>14252656
>Toowoomba is nowhere near the ocean though and easily one of the biggest shitholes in the country.
i agree with you on the seafood pasta having nothing to do with T-ba bit but you're kidding yourself if you've traveled there recently and think it's a shithole.
No chinks, no abbos, only pure white country Aussies. It's the only decent city left in Australia.

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>>14249687
>eat
pic related
we dont.

>> No.14254376

>>14249983
No, that is precisely backwards. The Aussies get some weird version of Marmite with molasses, which is why they thing Vegemite is better. Marmite is stronger and meatier, while Vegemite has a bit of this awkward bitter cardboardy taste. Last time I bought Vegemite I had to throw it away as I can't even force myself to eat it, I can eat Marmite out the jar, although it's fucking strong like some kinda soy sauce paste.

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>>14252995
of course you fucking haole
everything here is expensive as fuck because of shipping costs

>> No.14254511

>>14249027
legit have to live in aus to meme about all this

>> No.14254581

>>14254391
Do you ever think about moving somewhere cheaper?

>> No.14254678

>>14249687
>grubs
>roo meat
>crocodile meat
>beetroot on burgers
etc

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>>14249673
Not sure about marmite, because I've always had vegemite. Easiest way to get into it is to heavily butter some toast and put like a quarter of that amount of vegemite on top. Sure it won't grow hair on your chest, but it's a start. If you spread it like nutella for your first time, you're a spaz.

>> No.14256488

>>14249165

Its literally 5000 calories anon.

>> No.14257494

>>14252666

roasted kangaroo,
artichoke dip,
bloomin onion,
Dingo steak,
anything else they have on the outback steakhouse menu.

>> No.14257741

VB LOOOOOOONG NECK

>> No.14257905

>>14249470
based

>> No.14257975

>>14257741
Fairy

>> No.14258188

>>14251692
They're probably all part time so they don't have to give them bennies.

>> No.14258211

>>14249165
It's Hawaii everything is expensive there.

>> No.14258258
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14258258

God bless Ameristralia. You blokes are a beaut!

>> No.14259168

I worked at one on and off from 2008-2013 and occasionally I'll buy all the stuff to make the chicken quesadillas. Bacon, mushrooms and honey mustard makes for a pretty decent quesadilla, believe it or not.

>> No.14259226

>>14249704
>Vegemite
That shit can be gayer than a 3 dollar bill. Whatever you do, don't look up "Vegemite Sandwich"

>> No.14259359

>>14247995
Don't know how it's hard to finish it, it's just one onion you know?

>> No.14259581

>>14249704
The rights to Kraft branding in Australia and its associated products, including the Vegemite label that Kraft acquired many years ago, was sold to Bega Cheese a couple of years ago. Vegemite was always made in Australia, however. The Vegemite factory is in Victoria.

>> No.14259671

>>14250026
But what's in Bloom Sauce, anon? Is it worth it to make it at home?

>> No.14259854

>>14247929
My favorite vegetable

>> No.14259856

>>14248219
Is owning a deep fryer unwieldy? How’s cleaning? Are they very stable and safe? They don’t knock over ever, do they?

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14259858

>>14249019
For me, it’s the Mac-a-roo and Cheese

>> No.14259884

>>14259856
you have to be completely retarded to knock off a fryer. They're bulky af

>> No.14259907

>>14259884
Okay, just a little paranoid about a vat of hot oil lol

>> No.14260017

I don't have a deep fryer, can I make this to be just as good if I use smaller onions and just use a saucepan full of oil?

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14260169

>>14259168
Yea real shocking bud... How many brain cells do you have left? I already know it's less than 10.

>> No.14260173

>>14260169
Was meant for >>14259226

>> No.14260180

>>14259671
Horseradish and ketchup.

>> No.14260445

>>14247929
Aussie here.
No idea what this is.
I can only assume it's a tempura artichoke.

>> No.14260507

>>14260445
Haha
American deep fried onion

>> No.14260570

>>14260507
Why would you even?
It must be some kind of gimmick

>> No.14260615

>>14260570
It’s Outback Steakhouse’s (extremely popular shareable fried onion appetizer, and has been at the forefront of their commercials for decades

>> No.14260627

>>14260570
its great, basically like pull apart onion rings

>> No.14260636

>>14260570
>Onion rings

>> No.14260663

>>14260615
tourist food in other words.
>>14260627
>>14260636
shame, shame on you all

>> No.14260690

>>14249019
Toowoomba pasta??????

Toowoomba? Of ALL places... toowoomba? Wtf

>> No.14260699

>>14252076
I haven't had constipation in decades. Why don't you just eat healthier food?

>> No.14260743

>>14260663
>tourist food
Anon, we’re Americans. The themed restaurants in our midwestern suburbs aren’t for visitors, they’re a product for people who never leave

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14261629

>>14260690
Pasta capital of Australia.

>> No.14261634

>>14248014
then maybe you should go back to china

>> No.14261656

>>14249019
>Chocolate Thunder from Down Under
this could not sound more like diarrhea if it tried

>> No.14262048

>fried toenails