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I need to get drunk but only have 22$ (bills) in my bank account what do?

>> No.14247715
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>only $22
>wants to spend it on alcohol

>> No.14247725
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14247725

no wonder he only has $22 with that mindset

>> No.14247735

>>14247704
If you can scrounge up like 1.50 more, at a binny's or something that can be two handles of gutrot vodka.

>> No.14247737

>>14247704
$22 is a handle of vodka and a 6 pack of a decent 7% IPA. Based on the fact that you're even asking such a dumb question, this should be enough alcohol to literally kill you.

>> No.14247816

>>14247715
>>14247725
Yeah I made it another month through this manufactured crisis with money in the bank. Would like some booze to celebrate.

>> No.14247825

>>14247816
It's the 15th.

>> No.14247849

>>14247825
Yes and my bills are paid

>> No.14247856

>>14247704

buy mickey of everclear, put it up your butt

>> No.14247861

Sell nudes on the internet for money

>> No.14247891

Trying to get drunk for a night or just awhile?

>> No.14247900

>>14247704
Olde English comes in various strengths depending on where you live, including 40oz at 10%. Hard liquor is 40% abv. You get 6.66 shots out of that fucker.

>> No.14247901

>>14247704
7 four lokos

>> No.14247910

>>14247704
Ignore the malt liquor posters, go bud ice

>> No.14249237

>>14247704
Get a 30 rack of Busch Light, you could probably get slightly more alcohol per dollar if you got like 2 handles of revolting hand sanitizer vodka but you'll enjoy the beer more

>> No.14249262

>>14247704
Really depends where you live. In Australia, look for the boxed sherry. As cheap as boxed red wine, but a significant higher alcohol content. Sometimes it isn't shelved with the other box wines. Excrutiatingly sweet, however.

>> No.14249296
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>>14247704
>>14247816
Holy shit this is stupid. So many layers of faggotry here.
How about you save the money for somthing important? You paid your fucking bills whoopty-do. You're presumably an adults so it's expected of you, you didn't do anything worth celebrating.
Be honest with yourself, it's a vice that youre seccumbing to.
Dont complain about "da struggle" when you blow your money on entertainment,
Your life is like this because your constantly fuck yourself over with shitty decision's like this.
You are your own worst enemy.
You will become homeless and you deserve it.

>> No.14249313

>>14247704
Just get some bottom shelf liquor. Fuck, with $22 you could probably get 2 handles of bankers club or something of that sort.

>>14249296
t. 15 year old wannabe chad who has never worked a day in his life

>> No.14249320

xqc dog
xqc dog

>> No.14249321
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Yeah, I'd go for a handle of Platinum 7x vodka.
Usually runs around $13 here; may have a mail in rebate so you can get $5 back as a check in 8 weeks.
Clean enough to drink neat, mixes well, and it's cheap since their advertising spend is pretty low.
Certainly look around the bottle shop; mail in rebates (if available) drastically lower your cost.
If you're looking for a buzz on the lowest possible spend, you're probably looking for one of those tiny single serving box wines. I know, all box wine is single serving, but you might be normal people instead of sucking down a space bag by your sad pathetic self.

>> No.14249496

>>14247704
Buy some cheap vodka, lemons, sugar and ice.

In a cup, squeeze one lemon with a help of a pestle, add a couple of ice cubes, add 1 or 2 tablespoons of sugar and add 1 or 2 shots of vodka.

Wow, you just made a caipirinha, anon. Drink it and repeat the process.

Knock yourself out!

>> No.14249510

Buy yeast and sugar and make some kilju / sugar wine. Mix yest and sugar with water, wait few days and enjoy your 16 % alcohol drink. Costs like few bucks if you have bucket already.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilju

>> No.14249529

thats like 25 cans of 8.5 if youre a degenerate, otherwise just buy some bottom shelf spirits you fucking retard.

>> No.14249534

>>14247704
Buy a handle of the cheapest vodka. Cheapest per ounce of pure alcohol.

>> No.14249545

>>14247704
Smirnoff.

>> No.14249609

>>14249510
do this, but use wine yeast, wait three weeks after fermentation finishes, filter it with activated charcoal and add koolaid and sugar or orange juice or whatever poorfag flavors you enjoy