The munchies

[Anonymous No.14245408]

What do you like to eat when you get drunk or high?
For me it’s tacos.

[Anonymous No.14245422]

>>14245408
I’ve basically been high since I was 11 and I still weigh the same 145 pounds I did when I was 11. That was 24 years ago. I guarantee they got a lot fatter off alcohol thank they did from weed munchies.

[Anonymous No.14245438]

>>14245422
No that’s definitely marijuana. When women eat like dumpsters and are lazy and do not work out they blow up like this.
Right doesn’t even looked like she gained weight she looks like she stuck her mouth in an air pump and started pumping.

[Anonymous No.14245517]

>>14245408
Burgers with eggs on them

[Anonymous No.14245524]

>>14245408
I used to just eat an entire family size bag of chips. To trick myself into willpower I just convince myself that eating anything will ruin my buzz and that I should actually just drink more instead. I'm not an alcoholic but I'm a total fatbrain so this works for me.

[Anonymous No.14245551]

>>14245524
That’s retarded

[Anonymous No.14245560]

>>14245551
Not as retarded as hating yourself the next day because drunk you told yourself that it was actually a good idea to eat 3000 calories worth of chips.

[Anonymous No.14245585]

>>14245408
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.14245628]

I intentionally avoid having snacks nearby and just drink water, I don't have any business getting any fatter.

[Anonymous No.14245635]

>>14245408
When I drink I usually don't eat. Maybe a sandwich every couple of days.

[Anonymous No.14245663]

>>14245635
>Maybe a sandwich every couple of days.
At first I thought you meant every couple of hours, but then I remembered that this is /ck/. Some of you need an intervention btw.

[Anonymous No.14245689]

>>14245663
>Some of you need an intervention btw.
you aren't wrong

[Anonymous No.14245694]

>have gotten high numerous times
>never experienced the munchies or relaxed feelings and instead paranoia

[Anonymous No.14245695]

>>14245408
all the people I knew that were fat fucks when they started smoking weed are now skinny, funny how that works out.

[Anonymous No.14245700]

>>14245663
>Some of you
heh

[Anonymous No.14245704]

>>14245408
Women who smoke weed are so gross, and weed culture is fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.14245716]

>>14245408

[Anonymous No.14245719]

I can’t eat unless I’m high. Smoked every day for almost 10 years at this point

[Anonymous No.14245723]

>>14245694
How does it feel? Like what are the steps phenomenologically. I’ve only ever been paranoid the first time. Weeds is generally very comfy.

[Anonymous No.14245779]

>>14245695
What happens is that they start to be only to be able to eat when they are high.
Chicks like OP pic have 0 appetite, become extremes stoners, don’t work out and stuff their face.
Both are unhealthy. Being a pothead sucks.

[Anonymous No.14245790]

>>14245723
Weed for me makes me feel very pensive. It's almost like the opposite of drinking. I just end up retreating into my own head and just start running through either memories or variables, I kind of work myself up into anxiety. It's honestly why I decided to stop doing it, it made me feel worked up and thinking up shit that wasn't there.

[Anonymous No.14245794]

>>14245560
Jesus Christ a sharing pack of crisps in the UK is like 700-1000 calories. The state of America ffs

[Anonymous No.14245798]

For me it's del taco after a night at my local dive

[Anonymous No.14245800]

>>14245790
Made me see myself and my face as a five year old kid running and smiling; not trying that any time soon

[Anonymous No.14245812]

>>14245408
Trail mix, peanuts, jerky. When I'm drunk I will eat anything.

[Anonymous No.14245830]

>>14245408
I never eat on days I'm drinking. It only slows me down if I eat before drinking, and knocks me out if I eat after drinking.
Back when I smoked, I liked a nice fat sandwich before I smoked. Gotta eat before you smoke to savor the full belly without it bringing you down.

[Anonymous No.14245832]

>>14245408
what was the timeline on this?

[Anonymous No.14245842]

>>14245408
I don't eat while high, I mostly drink water or soda and watch shit movies. I usually eat before getting drunk, but if that doesn't happen I prefer red meat like steak or pork.

[Anonymous No.14245852]

>>14245694
Whatever emotion I feel sober, especially with the stress of life/work etc. will come through for me with weed.
I can imagine "first time use" probably affects the high for many newbies.

> OT: haribos and the like. set me down with a joint and a bag of tangfastics and i'm happy

[Anonymous No.14245858]

>>14245832
2 weeks. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.14246285]

>>14245832

Just checked it - it's 5 years.

[Anonymous No.14246293]

>>14245408
Jesus, look at the jaw on the one on the left.

[Anonymous No.14246333]

>>14245408
Drunk; extra spicy buffalo wings or a fatty 1lbs burger. I could also be talked into some teriyaki chicken and a bowl of egg drop soup.

[Anonymous No.14246339]

>>14245408
They look better in the second pic

[Anonymous No.14246340]

>>14245694
Have you tried food while high?
I don't get hungry when high, but food tastes amazing. Its like everything (taste, texture, etc) is amplified. Eating while high is an experience.

[Anonymous No.14246346]

Is that for real?

[Anonymous No.14246372]

>>14245408
Peanut butter and jam or preserves between two slices of bread, with a glass of whole milk. I make my own sandwich bread and I like it more dense than the grocery store shit.I like a variety, apricot preserves are great, strawberry and blackberry jam is great, really it's up to the individual and what you're in the mood for at the time. Not an every day type thing.

[Anonymous No.14246408]

>>14246346
Weed is a worthless drug. I have more respect for IV heroin enthusiasts than I have for DUDE WEED BROS.

[Anonymous No.14246436]

I'm the other way round. I smoked so much weed everyday for years and was skinny as fuck. I think I was too high all the time to eat or look after myself in that regard. Stopped smoking weed and now I'm a little porker.

[Anonymous No.14246449]

>>14245694
That happens to people. Sorry about your luck.
Maybe be sure to get some strain that is considered a body high instead of a head high.
I'm sure there are actual technical/scientific terms for that, but I don't think I ever learned them myself.

[Anonymous No.14246483]

>>14246339
Left is hotter right isn't

[Anonymous No.14246621]

>>14246483
Fuck no

[Anonymous No.14246646]

>>14245790
I’m so anxious right now.
I had 2.5 beers and then went to run some errands. I dont remember that much about the drive home, was just kind of in autopilot. I took a nap and then woke up and have been freaking out ever since that I did something horrible while driving.

[Anonymous No.14246656]

>>14245408
>when you get drunk or high?
I'm not a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.14246676]

>>14246646
Did you make a fool of yourself? Otherwise do not worry, because you did not get pulled over.

[Anonymous No.14246693]

>>14246656
>he doesn’t know what fun is

[Anonymous No.14246704]

>>14245694
try changing your environment or only smoking with people who you're comfortable with.

when i used to smoke sometimes i would get obsessed with the idea of someone breaking into my house

[Anonymous No.14246708]

>>14245794
We still have families in the states, we aren't just all flat mates with fur babies

[Anonymous No.14246749]

more often than not, I lose my appetite when smoking high THC strains. I usually don't get hungry until are start to come down.

[Anonymous No.14246763]

>>14246676
No not at all. Everything was totally fine and under control.
When I was driving back, though, I sort of went on autopilot mode and now I’m just freaking out thinking about what might have happened and did I do something dumb while driving and try to black it out of my memory and I’m going to have cops show up at my house this week and get arrested.

[Anonymous No.14246769]

Cakes, chocolate and warm tea

[Anonymous No.14246798]

>>14245438
Actually that's what happens when you stop being a child and start being an adult. Your metabolism won't stay the same forever.

[Anonymous No.14246829]

>>14246449
In general an indica strain is more of a body high (comfy, sleepy, munchy, spacing out) and sativa strain is more of a head high (creative, paranoid, thinking/talking a lot).

I used to smoke sativa strain first thing in the morning on a day I meant to clean my house because it would keep me going as long as there was music on and I'd just clean everything so good. Now I only drink and find it a struggle to clean. But after about eight years of smoking every single day, I'm a year sober now and I can't go back and smoke anymore because it only makes me paranoid, all of it. I find that happens to a lot of people. Once you stop, you have to stop for keeps.

[Anonymous No.14246831]

>>14245408
High: Cold fruit. Think watermelon, pineapple, or tangerines.
Drunk: Literally anything and anything if im drunk enough

[Anonymous No.14246874]

>>14246829
Weed really fucks with people's brain. Once you stop you see the horrific effects that pot smokers have smoked themselves into retardedation. Yeah, okay niggers can't really get any more retarded...like whats the difference between 70IQ and 50IQ can you tell? But once you stop and realize the people around you are totally fucked it's really scare to go back to smoking your brain into mush.

[Anonymous No.14246898]

>>14246798
People have been telling me this since I was 10. 34 now, still eat whatever I want whenever I want, still underweight. Pretty much everyone else I know who eats like me has gotten fat, though, so I guess I'm the exception.

[Anonymous No.14246918]

>>14245408

Looks like the typical progression for a young woman who gets pregnant.

[Anonymous No.14246953]

>>14245408
Well then.

[Anonymous No.14246962]

>>14245704
>Women who smoke weed are gross.
I grew up around women like this and They are gross as fuck.

[Anonymous No.14246968]

i like spicy chicken sandwhiches when im high when im drunk though its burritos

[Anonymous No.14246994]

>>14246953
Her next move is to take nigger dick.

[Anonymous No.14247004]

Scrolling down their YouTube vids is like a flipbook for 2 fat skanks getting thin.

[Anonymous No.14247006]

>>14246994
Why are you faggots so obsessed?

[Anonymous No.14247014]

>>14247006
JIDF is getting warmed up for election season

[Anonymous No.14247017]

>>14247006

[Anonymous No.14247021]

>>14247014
I have no idea what means, but keep shaking over black cock or something I guess

[Anonymous No.14247028]

>>14247017
What's an "Amerimutt"?

[Anonymous No.14247034]

>>14247006
>>14247014
>>14247017
Nigger lovers.

[Anonymous No.14247038]

>>14247028
Fuck back to plebbit/Facebook newfag.

[Anonymous No.14247040]

>>14247034
Yes I love niggers. Any nigger is smarter and has a bigger cock than you little faggot. Good thing I have a normal brain and with a normal cock so I'm not threatened by some subhuman negroid.

[Anonymous No.14247044]

>>14246994
She was cute 3 years ago

[Anonymous No.14247049]

>>14247040
You don't have to tell me twice cuck boy.

[Anonymous No.14247050]

>>14247038
What does that retarded shit even mean? I've been a while and only dumb faggots like you are worse than reddit and facebook.

[Anonymous No.14247056]

>>14247050
Learn English you brain dead groid.

[Anonymous No.14247058]

>>14247049
I don't get it are you the cuck? Am I the cuck? Because I'm not obsessed with black dicks, but you are? You zoomie kids are too quick for me I guess

[Anonymous No.14247062]

>>14247056
What? I speak four languages how retarded are you? I can undersand you are fucking slow though

[Anonymous No.14247067]

>>14247040
>Any nigger is smarter
lol they are literally retarded

[Anonymous No.14247068]

>>14247058
I know you are a Brain dead fugee/FB tard but you need to fuck off back there and never come back.

[Anonymous No.14247072]

>>14247067
Yeah? How embarrassing to be even more retarded than a nig

[Anonymous No.14247073]

>>14247062
Fucking NEWFAG trash, die or lurk moar. Best to just gtfo.
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.14247074]

>>14247068
a what? what's a fugee/FB? go suck your uncle off or something you fucking inbred mongoloid

[Anonymous No.14247076]

>>14247072
Don't be embarrassed that you are dumber than a NIGGER. I am sure your parents didn't mean to drop you on the head as a baby.

[Anonymous No.14247078]

>>14247073
From 1-10, how retarded does your doctor tell your mom you are?

[Anonymous No.14247083]

>>14247074
1/10. You got me, still die.

[Anonymous No.14247084]

>>14247076
I'm not embarrassed at all, I'm not the one obsessed with nigger dick like you LOL

[Anonymous No.14247085]

>>14247072
but im white so that's not possible. sorry jamal but your race is trash

[Anonymous No.14247091]

>>14247078
From 1-10, how many nigger dicks can you fit inside of your asshole at once?

[Anonymous No.14247092]

>>14247083
You should just go chimp out with your brown skin homeys hopefully the cops will snuff you out for "resisting arrest"

[Anonymous No.14247095]

>>14247085
Sorry retards and homos get the gas too

[Anonymous No.14247096]

>>14247084
Is that why you keep replying to me nigger lover? Seems like you fancy the continued discussion of them

[Anonymous No.14247103]

>>14245408
The Zinger Stacker from KFC

[Anonymous No.14247104]

>>14247091
I don't know, I don't obsess about nigger dicks like you faggots lol

[Anonymous No.14247105]

>>14247092
Now you have stopped the broken English. Bad larp troll. Try again.

[Anonymous No.14247107]

>>14245832
>>14246285
From >>14246953 it looks like 3 years, max.

[Anonymous No.14247109]

>>14247096
Huh? You faggots keep bringing them up to insult me like anyone gives a shit except in your insecure retarded brain lol

[Anonymous No.14247110]

>>14247104
So all of them. Your asshole just look like a sperm bank.

[Anonymous No.14247115]

>>14247105
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm saying stop obsessing about black dicks you retard

[Anonymous No.14247116]

>>14247109
Still replying. Here you go, NIGGER DICKS.

[Anonymous No.14247118]

>>14247110
Why would you even think this shit? You have some weird interracial homoerotic fantasies

[Anonymous No.14247145]

>>14247118
Because it is fun and too easy to fuck with normalfags like you.

[Anonymous No.14247159]

>>14247118
He's American. They're obsessed with interracial and gay porn.

[Anonymous No.14247160]

>>14247107
Do all women blow up like this?

[Anonymous No.14247164]

>>14247145
You think I give a shit about what some degenerate is fantasizing about? LOL Well if not obsessing with black cocks makes me normal, have your fun...

[Anonymous No.14247166]

>>14247160
You gotta meet her mom first

[Anonymous No.14247181]

>>14247058
kek, bruv you just got BTFO

[Anonymous No.14247202]

>>14247181
How? By not being the one not obsessed with black dick?

[Anonymous No.14247205]

>>14247164
Newfag and a normalfag Extra gay faggot.

[Anonymous No.14247210]

>>14247205
You are just a faggot obsessed with black dick though? I'm not new and how is being normal an insult?

[Anonymous No.14247211]

>>14247202
By being a retarded newfag.

[Anonymous No.14247215]

>>14247211
So you're just a retarded faggot? I'm

[Anonymous No.14247217]

>>14247210
If you are not new then you would understand 4chinz language which you clearly don't. Lurk moar newfag.

[Anonymous No.14247220]

>>14247217
What language? All I said is stop obsessing about black dick? Somehow that triggered you retards LOL How much of an insecure baby nuts faggot are you?

[Anonymous No.14247232]

>>14246408
>t. Doesn’t enjoy the glory of dopesmoker

[Anonymous No.14247237]

>>14247220
Forever a newfag. Every post proves you are a fugee newfag or just a plain newfag that heard or read about the hacker known as 4chan. Lurk moar newfag.

[Anonymous No.14247247]

>>14247237
What the fuck are you even saying? Speak english. You seem like you are too young or too dumb to be posting here

[Anonymous No.14247253]

>>14247247
Fucking 9fag/plebbit/FB/fugee trash. Go back to Ifunny you insufferable NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.14247266]

>>14247253
What the fuck is all that zoomie gibberish?

[Anonymous No.14247272]

>>14247253
I don't think this is even English anymore

[Anonymous No.14247278]

>>14245694
A lot of weed is very high in THC and low in CBD, the former can cause anxiety but the latter alleviates it, if you can't find a better mixed strain take some CBD supplements before hand and you'll find you can enjoy it properly

[Anonymous No.14247282]

>>14247266
>>14247272
Newfags are fucking hilarious. Claims to be an oldfag and can't even understand you are here forever lingo. Turn 360° and walk away.

[Anonymous No.14247283]

>>14247166
this, is kinda smart. The father too, but to a lesser extent.

>>14247160
Diet and race are important. Just like some guys get muscle more easily, some girls get fat more easily

[Anonymous No.14247286]

>>14247283
Most Turn into braphogs.

[Anonymous No.14247293]

>>14247160

It is easy to blow up lie this if you live in the US, never exercise and eat at least 2 meals daily.

I was thin when I exercised daily, quit exercising without literally changing anything else and I gained like 100lbs. It was ridiculous how quickly I gained weight.

[Anonymous No.14247303]

>>14245408
Basically anything greasy or salty. Pickles are nice to snack on while I'm drunk and burritos/tacos/burgs/etc are great when the drunk munchies hit full force.

[Anonymous No.14247313]

>Thread about munchies.
>Autism strikes and ruins it.
Typical.

[Anonymous No.14247511]

>>14247313
Don’t sully the name of my people by associating it with these faggots

[Anonymous No.14247582]

>>14245408
Girl on the left got hotter, she was underweight before. Girl on the right was ok before, now less hot.

[Anonymous No.14247583]

>>14245408
Are they English? I can smell their Englishness through the camera. It smells like sweaty feet.

[Anonymous No.14247657]

>>14247583
American

[Anonymous No.14247659]

>>14247583
They're American.

[Anonymous No.14247673]

>>14245408
>>14245585

[Anonymous No.14247795]

>>14246898
The difference therein being the amount which you want to eat. You say you "eat whatever you want," but if you're thin and you've always been thin, that just means what you want is less than what other people want. If you spent your whole life consistently not eating very much, you'll have grown a microbiome accustomed to processing the things you eat and an appetite accustomed to the amount you eat, and it becomes sustainable for you without effort.

A lot of people foster very unhealthy gut flora with poor diet. Your stomach and intestines hold checks-and-balance systems of fungi and bacteria that help you digest what you eat, and they are kept healthy with good diet, or sabotaged by a poor one. For instance, if you don't eat enough fibrous vegetables and complex carbs to feed your Prevotella bacteria, they can wane in numbers and become less competitive in the microbiome; combined with eating too many simple carbs (junk food), this can easily foster an overgrowth of Candida albicans, a type of yeast in the body usually kept in check by competing microorganisms. A C. albicans overgrowth in your intestinal tract can actually cause you to crave sugar and sweets, which feeds it and thus the infection persists. Those people you see who chug Mt Dew all day every day are almost certainly suffering from Candidiasis of the intestinal tract.

If you don't struggle with your diet or your weight and don't find satiety to be a problem, consider yourself very lucky indeed.

[Anonymous No.14247834]

>>14247657
>>14247659
By birth, but they are clearly English slags genetically

[Anonymous No.14247836]

>>14247834
I think they’re Hispanic

[Anonymous No.14247843]

>>14246898

>eat whatever I want
>proceeds to eat 3 cookies
>wew I'm stuffed!

[Anonymous No.14247865]

>>14247834
No you autist.

[Anonymous No.14247924]

she became big macdizzle

[Anonymous No.14248024]

>>14247282
kys newfag

[Anonymous No.14248051]

>>14245694
Me too, which is why I've come to the conclusion that weed just isn't for me. Which is funny because if the situation comes up a familiar conversation happens:

>hey do you want some of this?/do you smoke?
>no, I don't like pot. It makes me anxious.
>haha, dude you just haven't tried X!

I've tried indica, sativa, hybrid, high thc, low thc, high cbd and low, flower, vape, edible, tincture etc.

[Anonymous No.14248128]

>>14248051
>haha, dude you just haven't tried X
As a pot head, I hate those people. No one should be pressured into drugs.

[Anonymous No.14248130]

>>14248051
Yeah but have you taken tried taking high cbd cum up your tight asshole?

[Anonymous No.14248142]

>>14247217
>4chinz language
No one fucking calls it that. You mean board culture, stupid fucking newfag.

[Anonymous No.14248308]

>>14245694
weed isn't for you, maybe you should try something more interesting like 5me0dmt.

[Anonymous No.14248318]

>>14248142
>Board culture.
>Scared of the use of 4chinz.
Eat dick doubleniggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.14248320]

>>14248318
Have you even finished puberty? So many children past their bedtime

[Anonymous No.14248323]

Two girls got fat, because they are stupid fucking whores. Instant replies.

[Anonymous No.14248325]

>>14248320
>Implying anyone on 4chan sleeps.
Top ZEZ.

[Anonymous No.14248327]

>>14248318
>>14248320
ITT: Americans

[Anonymous No.14248330]

>>14248323
No, it is instant replies with any thread on this extra gay foodstuffs reheating underwater geocache round table discussion.

[Anonymous No.14248337]

>>14248327
How many non-americans visit this thread?

[Anonymous No.14248338]

>>14248327
We never sleep obsessionpoor.

[Anonymous No.14248357]

>>14246829
I smoked daily from 14-20 and never had a problem. Then I got locked up for a bit after a possession charge and had to quit for a year thanks to twice weekly piss tests.
Now I can't touch the shit without getting anxiety attacks. It's been well over a decade and the only times smoking doesn't make me miserable is when I'm alone and have enough booze or benzo's to take the edge off. Doesn't matter what strain or form it's in either. It always happens.
Ironically enough my GP and gastro both suggest I get a medical card and smoke instead of drinking. My liver is basically dead at this point and they keep me chugging along with scripts for Librium and Ativan.

[Anonymous No.14248369]

Listen up faggots. I've been smoking since I was 10 years old.

[Anonymous No.14248379]

>>14248369
My mother injected liquid thc Into My brain everyday while I was still in the womb.

[Anonymous No.14248381]

>>14248369
You're so hardcore, dude. Totally badass.

[Anonymous No.14248388]

>>14248357
Is this supposed to be sarcastic? Because it's not far from the truth

[Anonymous No.14248394]

>>14245716
based

[Anonymous No.14248397]

>>14248388
I had to quit for 8 months once because of court. When I smoked again I smoked 3 hits of super dank hash. It got me so high I had to crawl for a 1/4 mile to my cabin where I layed in bed trying to go to sleep and couldn't because I was too high.

[Anonymous No.14248404]

>>14248397
So don't smoke 3 hits of super dank hash. Unless you like crawling on all fours which is fine just make sure you sign up for disability and ebt

[Anonymous No.14248406]

>>14245694
same

weed sucks cigars win

[Anonymous No.14248409]

AYE YO NIGGITY
I GOT THAT DIGGITY
DIGGITY DIGGITY DANK
MAH NIGGITY

[Anonymous No.14248449]

>>14247795
Was a wall of text but a nice read, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.14248867]

>>14248369
Cool

[Anonymous No.14248904]

>>14245694
i don't get paranoid but i get incredibly nauseous when i smoke, so i can't eat anything while high without throwing up.

i feel everything else with no problem, and so long as i have water to drink i'm okay

[Anonymous No.14248917]

>>14245408
Horse burgers if I have time to cook, sunflower seeds if I'm too blzd lel

[Anonymous No.14249040]

>>14245408
>What do you like to eat when you get drunk
usually just drink until i pass out

[Anonymous No.14250314]

>>14248917
>horse burgers
Uhhh

[Anonymous No.14250325]

>>14248369
So have I actually. A lot of people don't believe me first some reason but when I was ten, my aunt (through marriage, not blood) made me smoke a joint with her.
I already knew what it was cause both my parents smoked weed around me when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.14250334]

>>14245694
you're lucky, pot never helps people.

[Anonymous No.14250358]

>>14245694
I've had full on mental breakdown anxiety attacks in front of people multiple times, fuck that shitty drug. I get more relaxed smoking a cigarette

[Anonymous No.14250501]

>>14245408
Did they do 2girls1cup ?

[Anonymous No.14250848]

>>14246962
they're gross because ? I know a lot of women who smoke weed and they're all fine ladies.

[Anonymous No.14250861]

>>14246408
Ok junky

[Anonymous No.14250869]

>>14250848
Same here. I'm female and I smoke, and so do my female friends and none of us are gross.
That anon probably just thinks smoking weed is unlady like or something.
It's really hard to normalize smoking weed to people who don't live in places where it's legal or if they're constantly effected by weed tourism.

[Anonymous No.14250879]

>>14245408
Whatever I want. On weekends I’ll do a long run of 15+ miles and fast all day til after the run. I’ve got to eat 4000+ calories to reach my daily limit after but there’s no way I can eat all that in one sitting. Feels good man

[Anonymous No.14250947]

>>14245408
I think my favorite munchies are little salami sliders, I take two crackers and put a thick slice of some fancy salami, a slice of cheese to pair with the salami with a little brown mustard, pic kind related when I made them with pretzels, I also like home made chili

[Anonymous No.14251466]

>>14245408
How do these people not look at themselves and realize they need to change?

[Anonymous No.14251579]

>>14250869
No you all are, you just don't think you are.

[Anonymous No.14251616]

>>14250947
based, I'd devour a plate of those

[Anonymous No.14251626]

>>14245694
pop a xanie before smoking up
seriously
or go to therapy, whatever

[Anonymous No.14251658]

>>14246656
yes you are

[Anonymous No.14251670]

>>14247034
lmao rattled /pol/cuck retard

[Anonymous No.14251674]

>>14245408
>WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE?

[Anonymous No.14251675]

>>14247313
this
thanks retards
/pol/ was a mistake

[Anonymous No.14251687]

>>14247021
>>14247034
JIDF detected

[Anonymous No.14251689]

Honey and Mustard flavored Snyder's, ice cold beer and Dr. Pepper.

Fuck I need some weed

[Anonymous No.14251811]

>>14245438
>No that’s definitely marijuana. When women eat like dumpsters and are lazy and do not work out they blow up like this.


Okay cool but those two sentences have nothing to do with each other. Loads of women eat bags of trash and haven't had a sweat since high school and they've never smoked weed. The problem with weed isn't weed it's the stoner lifestyle that's inherently lazy and goes hand in hand with cigarettes and beer. You can smoke weed everyday and eat healthy but these two beanbag chairs aren't examples of it.

[Anonymous No.14251849]

>>14245408
this fucking image

[Anonymous No.14251853]

frozen of course

[Anonymous No.14252008]

>>14251466
Fat acceptance culture

[Anonymous No.14252046]

Women were a mistake

[Anonymous No.14252448]

>>14252046
Would be hot if she was skinny

[Anonymous No.14252471]

>>14251849
the image you posted was drawn by probably the most famous furry hyperscat artist ever (friend of a friend told me)

[Anonymous No.14252484]

>>14252046
Would be hot if she was hot

[Anonymous No.14252551]

>>14245408
Chips and salsa for either, spicy chips like takis are great for drunchies

[Anonymous No.14252574]

>>14245694
>>14248051
>>14248406
>>14250358
All the people I know who get anxious from weed have underlying anxiety problems. One of my friends who didn't smoke because it made him anxious suddenly was able to smoke just fine after he graduated from his high-pressure engineering program.
Get some therapy regardless of whether you try blazing again

[Anonymous No.14252617]

>>14245408
Kinda hot desu

Weight gain best fetish

[Anonymous No.14252670]

>>14245408
>>14252617

[Anonymous No.14252678]

>>14245408
Im a every-other-weekend smoker and my go to is jack in the box tacos or dominos pan pizza, I make sure I pig out when I'm within my calorie count lol

[Anonymous No.14253005]

>>14247062
>I speak four languages
And English is not one of them clearly.

[Anonymous No.14253067]

>>14246953
>2017
uh-oh

[Anonymous No.14253084]

>>14250947
Why do Americans have such ugly plates and glassware?

[Anonymous No.14253528]

>>14253084
Obsessed !

[Anonymous No.14253536]

>>14247062
plus blanc que toi, sodomite.

[Anonymous No.14253935]

>>14246798
t.
fat sack of shit

[Anonymous No.14253946]

>>14245694
Contrary to what a lot of stoners and (bad) mystics would like to tell you, marijuana isn't a panacea. Some problems simply cannot be solved without a serious intervention with a professional.

[Anonymous No.14253949]

>>14245408
Poor girls. How bad are their genetics when they've still got C cups at their BMI?

[Anonymous No.14253953]

>>14252670
There's a difference between classy and trashy weight gain.

[Anonymous No.14254955]

>>14245408
My local grocer sells cow tails at the register and i only ever get them when buying beer for the night. They dont get enough credit really theyre 9/10 candy

[Anonymous No.14255056]

when i am high i eat these things like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.14255061]

>>14245408
I try to avoid buying snack shit in general, it just makes me feel bad. But if i know im gonna be drinking a lot, i'll go chips or carne asada fries

[Anonymous No.14255220]

>>14253953
I know a cooking board isnt the wrong place to sperg out about what makes you horny but whatever

You're not wrong, but that isnt to say ones better than the other. Theres something to be said for being the architect, but theres also something hot about losing self control and falling into indulgence

[Anonymous No.14255232]

>>14245408
what happened?

[Anonymous No.14255257]

>>14255220
>Theres something to be said for being the architect, but theres also something hot about losing self control and falling into indulgence
Where did the "architect" thing come from?
I know it's a meme with Pierce Brosnan fattening women up which would have come up when people noticed his wife had gotten overweight.
But why "architect?" Why that word? Was he in a movie that's a reference to or something?

[Anonymous No.14255349]

>>14245408
Anything that has a lot of meat, carbs and/or cheese

[Anonymous No.14255385]

>>14245716

Did he Brosnanded the hamburger?
I dont get it

[Anonymous No.14255432]

>>14255385
See:
>>14255257
It's a meme about Brosnan fattening women for his feeding fetish based on the observation his wife got fat.
I just can't figure out the part where he gets called "The Architect."

[Anonymous No.14256076]

>>14253536
ah t'es blanc...ok mec. Moi j'suis bleu turquois ?

[Anonymous No.14256102]

>>14246339
I don’t get this image macro. It’s not a meme, it’s just an image macro so what’s up with the keyboard spaz at the end?

[Anonymous No.14256213]

>>14245408
Damn I'd fuck them double. Get some McDonald's after, then roll a blunt on her back while burried balls deep in fat stoner pussy. You guys can't appreciate anything.

[Anonymous No.14256233]

>>14251811
dubs of truth
I like to smoke but eat healthy bc my ocd forbids me from consooooming toxic chemicals if I can avoid it

[Anonymous No.14256239]

>>14256233
my favorite munchie snack is dates or other dried fruit. something sweet

[Anonymous No.14256278]

>>14246340
yeah I get this
shit like a random packet of crisps, pesto pasta, or takeaway pizza are all fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.14256350]

>>14247116
I know you are but what am I?

[Anonymous No.14256418]

>>14246646
Get professional help

[Anonymous No.14256627]

>>14256102
At some point in the early 2010s meme went from "the framework of an internet joke" to "an internet joke". I always think back to the philosoraptor or bachelor frog as memes with their own underlying context. Now it's just literally any picture joke.

[Anonymous No.14256639]

>>14245408
If I’m drunk and by myself then it’s stuff like spaghetti and meatballs or chips and salsa.

If I’m drunk with my friends then it’s shit like steak and pork chops and mashed potatoes and stuff. I have a good friend who likes cooking and cooks some bomb recipes.

When I smoked the jazz cabbage I would eat like 2 Red Baron pizzas and a Family bag of fun sized snickers or Twix. I also would drink gallons upon gallons of Canada Dry ginger ale when I used to smoke the devils lettuce.

[Anonymous No.14256648]

>>14245694
Me too anon.

[Anonymous No.14256670]

>>14245800
Holy shit are you me

[Anonymous No.14257038]

>>14245408
I just order in some thai food if I'm at home, but a a friend's pad in the hood, we like to go to those soul food joints.
If i'm hungover, fatburger

[Anonymous No.14257412]

>>14257038
Is fat burger any good?

[sagesage No.14257435]

>>14245694
>>14245408

You don't really get "munchies" you just get to the point where you don't care about what you're doing and are willing to eat massive amounts of food. Sane thing as alcohol.

You also only get paranoid if you are insecure with yourself.

[Anonymous No.14257479]

>be me
>genuinely allergic to weed
Weed is for suckers anyways

[Anonymous No.14258652]

>>14245408
Call me a degenerate but I find them significantly hotter in the bottom pic

[Anonymous No.14259373]

>>14245422
>I still weigh the same 145 pounds I did when I was 11
you're supposed to go through puberty and put on some muscle cabron. maybe the weed killed your hormones

[Anonymous No.14259445]

>>14247293
Dude, are you eating like 3000 cal a day? I've gone from working out 5 days a week to sitting on my ass for 12 hours a day and my weight stays constant (after I lost 20 pounds of muscle weight). I only eat when I'm hungry so maybe that helps. You're just a fat fuck with no self control.

[Anonymous No.14259458]

>>14245694
>eat edible once
>high for 3 days straight, extremely depersonalized/numb for a week after
fucking horrible experience

[Anonymous No.14260138]

>>14257479
hey Anon, please don't be sad. Life is full of different things to enjoy, maybe your allergy to weed will make you enjoy other things that'd make you feel 10 times better than smoking weed.
Stay strong anon.

[Anonymous No.14260640]

>>14257435
the drugs understander has logged on

[Anonymous No.14260649]

>>14245694
Do it alone, you'll like it more. Thought I didn't like getting high, but I just hate other people and it highlighted the torture of being near them.

[Anonymous No.14260669]

>>14259373
my dr pumps me full of whoremones

[Anonymous No.14260726]

>>14246763
Your too paranoid man

[Anonymous No.14260775]

Master P taught me real smokers don't get high with an empty stomach

[Anonymous No.14260829]

>>14260726
I remember telling my friend this when we were high.
He then got paranoid about being paranoid.
It was pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.14260983]

>>14260669
Are you making a joke about the fat girls? Cause that ain't funny bro.

[Anonymous No.14261005]

>>14260829
I get paranoia a lot as well. I get the worst paranoia when I get shit faced, and cannot quite remember the difference between dream, reality, and what action, or things I said.

[Anonymous No.14261016]

>>14258652
Dont worry anon, it just means your third eye has opened

[Anonymous No.14261789]

>>14251811
>>14256233
Your anecdotes dont change the fact that weed generally effects your motivation and increases your appetite. If it doesnt for you specifically, you are the exception, not the rule. Stop getting high, deviants