/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14242744]

>tfw allergic to shellfish
This is way worse than any other food problems including inflammatory bowel disease and pancreatic cancer.

[Anonymous No.14242755]

>>14242744
I am allergic to white people.

It's the nonstop racism and constant violence.

[Anonymous No.14242761]

>>14242744
I admit it would be annoying but I probably wouldn’t miss shellfish that much

[Anonymous No.14242769]

>>14242755
If you think they're bad, wait until you find out about negroes.

[Anonymous No.14242792]

>>14242744
>>14242761
Massachusetts anon here.
I would legitimately kill myself if I couldn't eat shellfish anymore.

[Anonymous No.14242805]

>>14242744
Move to a flyover state and you'll be okay. Get some hearty country corn pussy for us anon

[Anonymous No.14242808]

>>14242744
>This is way worse than any other food problems

Celiac disease here. I'd be willing to trade.

[Anonymous No.14242812]

>>14242808
Bread is bad anyway. Plus there are gluten free versions of everything everywhere now.

[Anonymous No.14242987]

>worse than inflammatory bowel disease
bitch i have inflamed bowels and because of that i can't eat shellfish, lactose, spicy foods, processed foods, anything in the nightshade family, chinese, thai, indian, or mexican otherwise i spray asspiss for 12 hours

fuck you, you entitled piece of shit

[Anonymous No.14243026]

>>14242744
>being allergic to something is worse than cancer
Kys you stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.14243042]

>>14242744
You are getting far too many (you)s with this. I'm giving you this one in the hope it's enough and you don't keep making these threads.

[Anonymous No.14243096]

>>14243042
Posts like these are what cause anons to start reposting threads daily you retard.

[Anonymous No.14243108]

>>14242744
Shellfish is probably one of the easiest things to be allergic to, it isn't in much. And it isn't any good

[Anonymous No.14243109]

>>14242987
>i have inflamed bowels
So stop earing carbs then. Keto cures ulcerative colitis and crohns. Do you really need to keep eating twinkies that badly?

[Anonymous No.14243154]

>>14243109
>Using diet to "cure" IBD
lol
https://www.healingwell.com/community/default.aspx?f=38&m=3458723#gsc.tab=0
https://www.healingwell.com/community/default.aspx?f=38&m=4018790#gsc.tab=

[Anonymous No.14243177]

>>14243109
tried it you fucking faggot. keto isn't magic.

[Anonymous No.14243186]

>>14243109
>muh panacea
i hope you develop NAFLD

[Anonymous No.14243204]

>>14243109
Why are keto-posters always so stupid? I guess since its one actual use is suppressing brain activity for drug resistant childhood epilepsy that might explain it.

[Anonymous No.14243233]

>>14242755
God forbid you run into Jews, you will gradually begin to hate them

[Anonymous No.14243243]

>>14242987
Me too

[Anonymous No.14243255]

>>14243243
IBS isn't IBD.
That's like comparing the common cold to ebola.

[Anonymous No.14243377]

>>14242744
I used to love sea bugs until one day I was eating a half lobster and the epiphany dawned on me as I was picking out the desirable bits that i'm just eating a bottom feeding insect. Haven't been able to touch them since.

[Anonymous No.14243395]

>>14243154
That's so sad. I just realized Chiron was the guy from both posts. I can relate to what he went through. I almost died within the last two months from the same shit he went through. Peritonitis and all. I think the hardest part was watching the medical professionals (doctors and nurses) reeeeeeee all over the place like they had double digit iq's, when the problems weren't difficult to answer.

I'm pretty sure hospitals aren't meant to heal anymore in 2020, they're just there to profit off of your inevitable death. They're only powers are to give you antibiotics or to cut "it" out of you. Anything else seems to be beyond the capability of a bunch a single mom nurses who graduated from no name community college.

...but I digress.

[Anonymous No.14243424]

>>14243154
>>14243395
dear god i hate most ibs patients, them and fucking fibromyalgia shitheads think they have their own unique disease state that no doctor understands. every single person i've seen go into colectomy tried all the trendy microbiome-correcting diets/supplements, and still found no relief. by all means try everything, most doctors will encourage basically anything that helps after a certain point if it avoids surgery, but you'll be one of the lucky ones if it works

[Anonymous No.14243436]

>>14242744
I hope you never need to go through IBD OP. It's way worse than just not being able to enjoy seafood.

[Anonymous No.14243444]

>>14242812
For many people with celiac disease their colon is so compromised, it's easier to lost foods that don't irritate them. Even gluten free foods like dairy and rice can cause episodes with a leaky colon.

[Anonymous No.14243446]

>>14243109
Getting AIDS has a better chance of curing IBD than changing your diet. It's an autoimmune disease.

[Anonymous No.14243451]

>>14243424
Have you met the chronic Lyme disease people yet?

[Anonymous No.14243454]

>>14243446
>Getting AIDS has a better chance of curing IBD than changing your diet.
Please don't say things like that. After the COVID-19 hysteria and mass murders committed by people like Cuomo forcing nursing homes to accept known infected patients and immediately putting everyone on ventilators I no longer trust doctors to not start pushing retarded treatments of that sort just to be more progressive or something.

[Anonymous No.14243459]

>>14242744
I'm allergic to onions and have Crohn you insensitive hack.

[Anonymous No.14243466]

>not allergic to shellfish
>can't eat them anyways because the texture makes me gag
i die

[Anonymous No.14243467]

>>14243424
>ibs patients
That's IBD, not IBS. Completely different. IBD (Inflammatory Bowel Disease i.e. Crohn's or Ulcerative Colitis) is what you get colectomies for because you're shitting torrents of blood 30 times a day. IBS is just you have mild diarrhea or constipation sometimes and doctors don't see any actual evidence of a serious cause for it.

[Anonymous No.14243474]

>>14243451
Those people should legitimately get reimbursements for life from the United States government since it was the C-I-GAY who let it escape from Plum Island Animal Disease Center. Lyme disease is an experiment gone wrong, it is United State's equivalent to the Chinese manufactured coronavirus.

[Anonymous No.14243481]

>>14243474
Correction,
Department of Defense

[Anonymous No.14243489]

>>14243395
>I almost died within the last two months from the same shit he went through. Peritonitis and all.
Yeah, I recently had an intestinal rupture which led to the swollen abdomen infection deal where it burst open and left a giant hole because of all the flesh there getting dissolved by the intestinal contents / digestive enzymes flowing out of the rupture.
Also had the kidney failure mentioned, although that was something that happened on a different ocassion for me. I was given a bunch of high dose antibiotics for an abscess and that's when the kidney failure happened. Fortunately I didn't get bad enough for dialysis and never had any heart attacks like that guy did. Heart attacks sound pretty terrifying since you can feel them, you know they're killing you, and you have no way to get away from it like you can with most any other problem.

[Anonymous No.14243551]

>>14242744
lactose intolerance (specifcally the one where your body produces yeast and you have to poison yourself to get it out)
especially since soymilk is being phased out for coconut milk. i can't even find soymilk ice-cream that isn't just vanilla, much less local.

though for some reason safeway has neapolitan from so delicous; something not listed at all on so delicous's website.

[Anonymous No.14243557]

>>14243489
Many threads posted on /ck/ within the past few weeks really opened my eyes to how many of us have Crohn's/IBS/IBD/and other gastro issues. I never could have imagined, kind of makes sense though since most of us are starving and deficient in nutrients... looking at food is the best next thing I can do since I can't always eat it

Love you guys

[Anonymous No.14243572]

>>14243551
>soymilk is being phased out for coconut milk
What? No it isn't. You can still buy a hundred different brands of soymilk from Amazon or Walmart.

[Anonymous No.14243581]

>>14243572
I guess I more meant soy ice-cream than soymilk on it's own.