Restaurant Stories

[Anonymous No.14238160]

[Anonymous No.14238177]

You don't need two threads, fucker.

[Anonymous No.14238203]

>>14238177
not OP but the old thread is over the bump limit, it's clearly time for a new one.
Notice how the 312 is in italic? Mouse-over it and see what it says.

Welcome to 4chan, new friend.

[Anonymous No.14238240]

>>14238203
You don't co making new threads the second the current one hits autosage, faggot. You wait until it is on page 10.

[Anonymous No.14238243]

oh good we have a faggot general and it isn't even about fucking food

[Anonymous No.14238313]

>>14238243
What's your fave food to fuck? I like slices of ham.

[Anonymous No.14238325]

>>14238313
what a humorous misinterpretation lol

[Anonymous No.14238345]

>>14238203
Yea you do

[Anonymous No.14238362]

>>14238313
>What's your fave food to fuck?
chickens, best to warm them up with some hot water first.

[Anonymous No.14238374]

>go to work
>make poopy in bathroom
>dont flush
haha

[Anonymous No.14238402]

>>14238313
Jell-O

[Anonymous No.14238451]

>ok so it was this big guy and i say im gonna fuck you up
>ffw 5 ears
>fuck his gf
pepe.jpg
Great thread retard

[Anonymous No.14238465]

>>14238362
Pussy, microwave it.

[Anonymous No.14238889]

>>14238465
Thisv

[Anonymous No.14238905]

>>14238240
>autosage
Fuck off newqueer.

[Anonymous No.14238958]

>>14238905
You’ll never be old

[Anonymous No.14239142]

>>14238958
This

[Anonymous No.14239584]

>get a phone call to the office
>it is sandwich shop from the outskirts of town doing phone promotions about their chicken sandwiches
>no one in the office wants to order due to them bringing their own lunch that day
>I get their number so I can call them the next day so I can order lunch from them
>next day
>drive to the outskirts of town and start to call them to order me a sandwich
>hello?
>Hi.
>are you guys located at outskirts lane by black forest avenue?
>oh are you the guy from the office from yesterday?
>yes
>Oh I'm sorry, we aren't open today. We only operate from Monday to Thursday
>oh I see, thank you for the information
>hang up
>drove back home with an empty stomach
>ate some cereal

[Anonymous No.14239624]

>go to Panera
>order a sandwich
>give them my (nick)name "It's for Sim."
>look at digital board of names
>SIN

[Anonymous No.14239674]

ive been to one once. ama.

[Anonymous No.14240298]

>>14239624
Lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.14241013]

>>14239674
Which one

[Anonymous No.14241018]

>>14239584
What the fuck type of days are those?

[Anonymous No.14241117]

>Working at Panera co workers are giving eachother fake names to call out with their orders
>one puts barry mcocner
>Other guy screams Burry my cock in her when the order is ready
>Girl from petstore is right at the counter waiting for her food
>She runs outside crying, and comes back the next day with her mom.
>They still scream this all day, now there are multiple nametags for barry around the store.

[Anonymous No.14241162]

>>14241018
sandwich days

[Anonymous No.14241181]

>be me
>night out in the city with some friends
>i have to piss like a Russian race horse with a glue truck behind it
>we're like 15 minutes away from the next spot that we're going to
>there's absolutely no chance i'll be able to hold it that long
>we're downtown so no quiet alleyways to duck into either
>tell the group i'll catch up with them
>walk into the nearest place that's open
>some gimmick sports bar tourist trap diner
>literally the first thing I see is a sign that says "restroom for customers only" or something along those lines
>it's saturday night so absolutely slammed
>hostess: "sorry, there's about an hour wait"
>me: "oh, my friends are already here, they're saving a seat for me at the bar"
>walk in, pretend like i'm looking for somebody, turn out of sight of the hostess area, and make a beeline for the restrooms
>piss for like 2 minutes straight
>walk out

fuck places that do this

[Anonymous No.14242185]

>>14241117
I don’t get it

[Anonymous No.14242192]

>>14241181
Who didn’t you just pee in an alley way

[Anonymous No.14243303]

>work in cafe/restaurant
>israeli place in my small white town but the only place that would hire me
>work hard and do well
>get to point where im training staff, sorting orders, waitering, prepping, cooking, dealing with the till, cash up end of the night, open and close, drinks and making sure customers are happy
>only thing i cant do is coffees but whatever im already doing everything else
>literally run the cafe when theyre on holiday for up to three weeks at a time
>even tho i do all this waitresses/dishwashers who have been there for a week are on a dollar less than me
>ask for a raise
>boss says if i want a raise i have to learn how to make coffee
>say im gonna quit then because im worth more than 19/h (new zealand dollars) basically doing everything
>”even without the coffees?”
“Yes”
>just walk out

Fuck working for jews and fuck small businesses, got told by another worker who was in the same situation as me the boss was talking to his friend saying he wouldnt want to work for himself because he’d earn barely any money. Same worker told me it was a mess after i left so that made me feel a bit better but i realised no one running a business is going to give a shit about you no matter how hard you work, they just want cheap labour and to pay you the bare minimum to keep you in check

[Anonymous No.14243365]

>>14243303
Kind of just seems like you passed up the opportunity to get paid to learn a new skill for no good reason.

[Anonymous No.14243373]

>>14243365
I do understand that but basically I was burnt out and got sick of people who had been there a week earn almost the same as me, i didnt see asking for a one dollar raise as world ending seeing as i was loyal to them for just under four years coming in on days off to sort shit out and doing ridiculous hours to keep the place going, plus the boss lady texted me the next day saying i was going to get a raise anyway when the minimum wage went up but i absolutely doubt they wouldve put my pay up again to reflect the min wage going up

[Anonymous No.14243390]

>>14243365
There's always something new to learn before you get what you deserve. Any place that claims that shit is putting you on a treadmill.

[Anonymous No.14243701]

>>14238177
These threads are some of the best on /ck/. Only thing better is an actual thread that somehow stays on topic on how to cook something but even when that happens it doesnt last very long. At least these stay on topic and don't devolve into cancer.

[Anonymous No.14243705]

>>14238177
Damn it, the old one had a much cuter OP waitress.

[Anonymous No.14243739]

>>14241018
God fearing men don't work on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.14243748]

>>14243739
Imagine being beta enough to fear God, an entity so insecure that he gets upset when you worship graven images.

[Anonymous No.14243854]

>>14243705

[Anonymous No.14244555]

>>14243854
Hot

[Anonymous No.14246540]

Bump

[Anonymous No.14246541]

what if all the bottom threads were bumped to the top? wouldn't that be so funny

[Anonymous No.14246560]

>>14246541
Let’s do it

[Anonymous No.14246571]

>>14243854
Imagine the vinegary smell of her coffee and avocado laden shits

[Anonymous No.14247495]

bump

[Anonymous No.14247530]

>>14243854

I like the other lady better

[Anonymous No.14247662]

>>14247530
I like you

[Anonymous No.14247679]

I watched Dirty Dancing tonight.
Any anons ever work at a fancy resort like in Dirty Dancing?

[Anonymous No.14247838]

>>14247679
I worked at a hotel for a few days in Miami before I just stopped showing up. Doesn’t really count.

[Anonymous No.14247896]

>>14247838
>Doesn't really count.
Well, before you say that, what was it like?
When were you working there (what was the general time period)?

[Anonymous No.14248875]

>>14247896
I worked there for like 3 days, it wasn’t a resort

[Anonymous No.14248994]

>Pull into a Arby’s in Pensacola
>see some kid with curly hair and a name tag that ended with “-berg” mopping the floors
>go into the restroom and lay a pair of massive logs on the floor, followed by some smaller wet spurts if poopoo
>wipe my ass with a fistful of wadded up toilet paper
>proceed to rub the paper (which contained my wet shit residue) in massive streaks against the walls and mirrors
>leave restroom and tell the lady at the cash register there’s a massive mess in the restroom someone should look into
>leave without ordering any food
>park my car right outside and enjoy a 40zona (an Arizona Tea mixed with a Steel Reserve 40 ounce) and a large pretzel I bought with my EBT card (not disabled, I just refuse to work)
>jam bass boosted nasheeds while I enjoy my pretzely goodness and Mr. Berg has to clean my stinky surprise

Phew! I do not envy him. Also, I really have to get more fiber in my diet.

[Anonymous No.14250033]

I was at a restaurant recently with some friends and the waitress kept sitting in my booth and talking to me. Spilled a lot of spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.14250041]

>>14250033
why would you go to a restaurant if you had your own spaghetti in your pockets anon

[Anonymous No.14250538]

>>14248994
based

[Anonymous No.14250581]

>>14239584
stuff like this happened to me like 5 times when the pandemic started, oh my god it's so annoying
obviously to be expected though

[Anonymous No.14250586]

>>14241181
well played
>>14242192
he did say in the post there wasn't an empty alley

[Anonymous No.14250592]

>>14239624
I have a coworker from Ukraine who is named Vlad. When he goes to Panera, he says "Vlad" but his thick accent fucks them up, and the first time he went they put "Blood".

[Anonymous No.14251148]

>>14248994
lmao

[Anonymous No.14251317]

>be 8 or 9
>dad took me to friendlys
>tell him I think the waitress is pretty
>waitress comes over to ask how it's going
>"he thinks you're pretty"
>aww thank you!
>turn red in embarrassment
To this day I hope friendlys goes bankrupt

[Anonymous No.14251941]

>show up to work for morning shift
>empty plot where building used to be

[Anonymous No.14251948]

>>14251317
Heh, he was using you to get in. A very old trick. He probably went back later and fucked her brains out.

[Anonymous No.14252025]

>17
>working at a restaurant in St Augustine
>meet this cutie who gets hired same day I do
>we hit it off immediately
>find out she has a boyfriend through some body else
>Don’t worry about it, we start hooking up
>her boyfriend finds out
>her boyfriend is some dude who’s father was extremely wealthy
>he confronts me in the back of the restaurant, tells me to stay away, girl quits the job, I get fired since he made a scene
>very next day I see the girl again
>she breaks up with the guy
>get a new job
>he comes to my job and says he wants to talk
>tell him to leave, my manager tells him to leave as well, he shoves my manager to the floor and pushes me
>I glass him
>immediately leave
>get my shit from my sisters house
>drive back home to South Florida.
>stay at a friends house
>girl and sister call me saying the cops are looking for me
>tell them both I’m at my moms house
>mom calls me the next day, says cops are looking for me
>decide to leave Miami and head up the east coast since I have family scattered all in the NYC and Boston area
>pop Ritalin and make the drive in 21 hours
>get a call from the sheriff in St Johns County
>he says that the situation is serious, I have a warrant out for battery and assault with a deadly weapon
>hang up and throw my phone out the window
>get to NYC, call my mom ask for family members information
>she begs me to turn myself in
>refuses to give me families contact info
>go to an Internet cafe, log onto MySpace, contact my cousin
>get to his place
>at this point I have 0 money so I sell him all my Ritalin and he gets me a job as a busboy working under the table
>did this for a year
>was actually a great year in my life
>eventually get arrested after my friend gets pulled over and they see my warrant
>shipped back down to Florida
>Plead down to a misdemeanor do a 364 days in jail bid, actually end up doing half that for good behavior.

[Anonymous No.14252051]

>>14252025
>while I was working at this pizzeria the NYPD frequently ate there
>after a month the cops that were always there and I got on a first name basis
>would always tip me for taking their plates early
>one time even had a 45 conversation with this old fart who was going to retire soon
>fucked all the waitresses and the cashiers
>rarely had days off but if I did I would take the bus to Boston and visit my other degenerate cousin there
>got a fake ID and began going to clubs, raves and rooftop parties all the time and doing a lot of MDMA
>I would party till 6 am and go to work at 930 am and help prep
>all of it was cash and I was saving most of it
>even took two road trips with my cousin, one to LA to smoke medical marijuana and another to Detroit for Movement Detroit
>eventually learned how to make pizzas and start making much more money, cash
>long term goal was to save up 10-15 grand then go back and spend it on an attorney to try to get my charges dropped
>ended saving 20 grand in 8 months
>mailed it my mom so she could hold on to it
>one night a rooftop party gets shut down By the cops and I get jumped outside and since I don’t like loosing fights I glassed someone with a bottle of Hennessy and finished breaking it on someone else’s face
>cops saw but I outran them got to the subway, told my cousin to cover my shift and spent 3 days doing drugs and wandering NYC
>never got caught for that. But on the last day I called a friend to pick me up and he didn’t use a turn signal and that’s how I got arrested.

[Anonymous No.14252070]

>>14252051
>waive my right to an extradition hearing and immediately get sent down because I didn’t want to spend more than a few weeks in rikers Island
>get transported in a van with a bunch of other guys who were all being dropped off at various jails on the east coast
>van smelled like piss and shit
>one guy was mentally disturbed and had a violent schizophrenic episode in the van and the guards took him out and beat the shit out of him while we just sat in the van and watched
>if you didn’t go pee and shit during your allotted time to pee and shit you were shitting and pissing yourself
>the only other guy going to Florida from NY was wanted on a triple murder and kept asking me what the fuck I was looking at before we both started talking shit to the other inmates
>finally get to Florida after a year and change gone

[Anonymous No.14252080]

>>14252070
>after I did my time I went back to NYC and worked at the pizzeria for a little bit but I started to hate the cold and moved back to Miami
>saved enough money that I opened my own pressure cleaning and paint business
>I could barley get employment work so I opened my own business
>still running it to this day
>all the money I saved on the run helped me open up this business
>never regret glassing that dude in the face in a crowded restaurant because of this
Had a couple other restaurant jobs and got arrested a couple other times for fighting. Ironically it was fighting people in restaurants.

[Anonymous No.14252100]

>>14252080
Liked your story. Driving on ritalin sounds like a good time

[Anonymous No.14252108]

>>14252100
Not when your 17 and are on the run. It was extreme paranoia the whole way through.

[Anonymous No.14252131]

>>14252025
>>14252051
>>14252070
>>14252080
you sound like a fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.14252441]

>>14252131
Sorry tough guy

[Anonymous No.14252500]

>>14241181
no, fuck people that use the restroom in the establishment customers are in so that the customers can't when they have to piss like a russian race horse with a glue truck behind it

[Anonymous No.14252538]

>>14250592
Anon I don't want to alarm you but I think you are friends with a dracula.

[Anonymous No.14252652]

>>14252131
He's a negroid if you can't tell by the cowardice and griminess while pretending to be a tough guy

[Anonymous No.14252658]

>>14252131
I would fuck you up irl lol.

[Anonymous No.14252662]

>>14252658
Naw faggot you wouldn't do shit you little pussy.

[Anonymous No.14252668]

>>14252662
Cope anon

[Anonymous No.14252672]

>>14252668
Naw, but keep crying and suck my dick you little bitch

[Anonymous No.14252676]

>>14252672
Cope and seethe. You would be in protective custody if you spent an hour in jail.

[Anonymous No.14252687]

>>14252676
Naw, but keep crying you triggered little bitch

[Anonymous No.14252690]

>>14252687
Yea

[Anonymous No.14253095]

>out with my 2 brothers
>we get hungry
>decide to try hooters for the first time
>get seated
>waitress brings water, asks if we're ready to order
>"Nah, give us a few minutes. Thanks."
>airhead sits down with us to wait
>we look around at each other like why the fuck is she sitting down
>she's doodling, oblivious to the fact that we want her to leave so we can continue being assholes about the women in the establishment
>she tries to chalk up a bullshit convo
>brother tells her to leave
>order, eat, request check
>bill comes with a fucking heart and other doodles
>pay
>bare minimum tip
>we leave wondering & joking about what was she on/expecting

For the "alphas" that are gonna say she was flirting and we were oblivious, no she was not. This girl was straight up empty headed. I thought the idea of hooters waitresses being ditzes was a stereotype, but holy shit, it was on full display that evening.

[Anonymous No.14253140]

>>14253095
Faggot

[Anonymous No.14253240]

>>14253095
>For the "alphas" that are gonna say she was flirting
She was flirting for tips you moron.

[Anonymous No.14253258]

>go to restaurant
>being the autistic that i am i always order the same thing since is my favorite plate
>walk in
>the waitress who's still works there looks at me and shouts "you want the same as always?"
>i stood still and felt the other customers slowly turning to look at the retard who orders the same thing all the time like a child who orders tendies and fries at some 4-star restaurant because he refuses to try anything new
>i turn around and leave
what a bitch, glad the covid made the restaurant close, i hope it closes for good

[Anonymous No.14253260]

>>14238160


>>14243739
The Jew fears the weekend line cook.

[Anonymous No.14253264]

>>14253095
>not flirting with her and having a good time
jfc did you and your 2 brothers went home and suck each other dick?

[Anonymous No.14253265]

Bump based restaurant thread

[Anonymous No.14253277]

>>14253258
lol'd
very autistic

[Anonymous No.14253355]

>have birthday dinner with just immediate family+grandma so 4 people max
>grandma decides a tiny ass hole in the wall BBQ joint is the perfect place to have a massive extended family get together
>take every seat and table in the place
>whole affair gets turned into a cousin's birthday party with everyone bringing him presents
>see multiple families turned away because no room for the three hours we were all there
>feel bad for the staff working and so embarrassed I haven't returned in over a decade

[Anonymous No.14253376]

>>14251317
Friendly’s are disappearing like crazy in New England, I think I know old one left off the top of my head

[Anonymous No.14253410]

>go out to "chinese" buffet with grandma and dad
>getting some sushi
> nigger whispers in my ear "whus dat green stuff
> I tell him watermelon rind puree
> go back to table
> see same black guy walk past my table with a plate full of it
> mfw

[Anonymous No.14253421]

>go to ihop drunk with my brother
>ask for a coffee but they don't serve that at like 3am
>they give me a hot choco instead
>we eat our meal and bounce
>i leave 10 cents as tip

[Anonymous No.14253515]

>be kid me
>go to huddle house with grandpa
>we rarely eat out but I always ordered butterfly shrimp when we go there
>chicken tendies of the sea
>order is a 6 piece meal
>notice i have 7
>tell the waitress i have too many
>"that's alright, it'll be our secret."
>mfw

[Anonymous No.14253524]

>>14253515
That waitress definitely wanted to bone you.

[Anonymous No.14253564]

>>14253095
they're trained to do that. boomers who go to hooters like that shit, and is basically why the franchise exists

[Anonymous No.14253567]

>>14253355
read that as "tiny asshole in the wall"

[Anonymous No.14253656]

>>14252676
lol dude I’ve been to jail, it’s not like federal prison at all

[Anonymous No.14253665]

>>14253656
Lol based

[Anonymous No.14253714]

>>14252131
sounds more like some scumbag entering his 30s, and wondering what he has to show for it. At least he has a business, but it sounds like he has no one who loves him.

[Anonymous No.14253719]

>>14253714
Love is just chemicals.

[Anonymous No.14253723]

>>14253410
hahaha
have sex tho for real

[Anonymous No.14253735]

>>14243303
Working for a local company made me realise just how shitty small businesses can be, they'll nickel and dime you just as much as the big ones if not more. Though I think the owner might have also been a ((())), wasn't completely sure on that but he sure acted like it.

[Anonymous No.14253738]

>>14253719
it's just an agreement in your mutual interest. If you've got no one, area you really better off tho? If you die, is there even a cat to eat your corpse?

[Anonymous No.14253895]

>>14253277
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

[Anonymous No.14253980]

>18
>working at a Pizza Hut to earn money for travelling before university
>flirt with cute 16-18 waitresses on weekends when they're not at school, bro out with the rest of the staff during the week
>restaurant manager (Adam) is the most last-minute man I've met before or since
>one of the shift managers (Ron) is currently the only one who knows how to change the soda syrups and machine around, has been badgering Adam for weeks to let him train someone
>eventually Ron grabs me and shows me how to do it
>Ron hands in his notice and quits two weeks later
>THE SODA MUST FLOW
>a month later I hand my two weeks notice in.
>tell Adam that I need to 'train' a few people, can he tell me who I need to show.
>"none of the girls, they can't lift the boxes. None of the back of house staff, I need them on the lines cooking. I'll come up with someone"
>remind Adam of this literally every day. He always puts me off.
>my last day. "Adam, I am literally getting on a plane to New Zealand tomorrow. I will not be coming in to show someone."
>"Sure, sure, I'll get back to you."
>end of shift comes, no word. No volunteers from staff, nobody gives a shit.
>I shrug and leave
>later found out from a qt3.14 waitress that the Coke box ran out the next day. Restaurant went a whole Sunday without Coke, and Adam got chewed out and demoted by the regional manager after complaints.

[Anonymous No.14253981]

>>14253421
>i leave 10 cents as tip
Base

[Anonymous No.14254054]

>>14253980
the technological dark age of soda

[Anonymous No.14254091]

>>14248994
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.14254093]

going to a restaurant tomorrow for the first time in my life

[Anonymous No.14254117]

>>14254093
which one?

[Anonymous No.14254121]

>>14253980
People would file complaints because there was no Coke? How fucking childish can you be?

[Anonymous No.14254138]

>>14254117
http://miorita-timisoara.ro/

[Anonymous No.14254154]

>>14254138
but do they have casu marzu?

[Anonymous No.14254175]

>>14254121
You vastly underestimate the pettiness of middle-aged sugar addicts.

[Anonymous No.14254346]

>>14254175
Dude for real. I worked at Whataburger a while ago, and these middle aged white women would get so pissed if we ran out of sweet tea. I like sweet tea as much as the next guy, but damn. These people treat sweet tea like it's water from the fucking fountain of youth or something.

[Anonymous No.14254353]

>order food on Postmates
>always tip $0.69

[Anonymous No.14254403]

>>14239584
You didn't stop at a beat or quiz s on the way back?

[Anonymous No.14254426]

>>14252080
If you're still here, how did the pigs figure out your real identity?

[Anonymous No.14254446]

>>14253258
Man you're a literal retard but this made me laugh so hard. Based waitress

[Anonymous No.14254567]

>>14252080
>opened m own pressure cleaning and paint business
wat
how could one do that from restaurant experience

[Anonymous No.14254592]

>>14248994

Ignatius J Reilly-pilled

[Anonymous No.14254610]

>go to dinner in the capital city
>enjoy a full meal while paying a perfectly reasonable 5-10% tip depending on the service cause i dont live in a shit country where retards are dumb enough to accept being paid shit salaries

its a good life

[Anonymous No.14255102]

>>14253258
>not ordering "the usual"
You ruined a good thing.

[Anonymous No.14255122]

>>14253515
: )

[Anonymous No.14255137]

>>14254426
Presumably he wasn't quite stupid enough to show the cops his fake ID, which would have got him into a lot more trouble.
They obviously ran his real ID for warrants, what do you think would happen if they pulled up his fake? It would have just been a doctored one and at least had a different photo (maybe they wouldn't have gotten that in the car, depending on how long ago) but definitely had a different DOB and that's assuming they just didn't recognise it as fake because cops care more about that than bouncers.

[Anonymous No.14255191]

>>14238160
Went to our local wing place
>notice theres 3 workers in the restaurant
>takes forever for us to get ordered
>we wait probably 20 minutes
>no drinks no food
>another 20 minutes go by, nothing
>our waitress is literally turning her head away when I try to get her attention
>after waiting over an hour they bring our food with no sides
>another 20 minutes passes and they bring us some dirty tasting water
>10 minutes after that we get our sides
>I twist up all the silverware into pretzels
>I go into the bathroom and piss all over the floor and sink
>no tip