/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14228165]

Do you like octopus?

[Anonymous No.14228176]

>>14228165
only the anus and the genitals

[Anonymous No.14228186]

>>14228165
I wish I had a Japanese gf with cute feet so fucking badly, bros.

[Anonymous No.14228197]

>>14228186
Go to her.

[Anonymous No.14228407]

>>14228165
yeah but I prefer squid

[Anonymous No.14228417]

>>14228176
I'm more of a puss fan myself.

[Anonymous No.14228423]

there aren't any octopuss where i live

[Anonymous No.14228447]

Only had it once, was pretty good

[Anonymous No.14228495]

>>14228165
Yes I love it, absolutely.

It’s also easy as fuck to make but people don’t know this so it’s ok.

Protip: use a frozen and eviscerated octopus because frozen octopus is more tender thanks to its fibres being broken by the low temperature

[Anonymous No.14229318]

Yes, I like octopus sashimi.

[Anonymous No.14229325]

>>14228186
Living the dream

[Anonymous No.14229330]

>>14228165
Yea

[Anonymous No.14229345]

No i dont like octopus

[Anonymous No.14229372]

>>14228495
nice
>>14228186
have what you're asking for - it is 8/10 but you could make up those two extra points just b-ing urself

[Anonymous No.14229388]

>>14228186
That's seriously not hard to do if you're white, and can afford a plane ticket to Japan.

[Anonymous No.14229437]

>>14229388
It's not worth having the Japanese GF though if they can hardly speak English or anon can't speak Japanese. It won't work out.

[Anonymous No.14229689]

[Anonymous No.14229693]

1220

[Anonymous No.14229697]

[Anonymous No.14229759]

>>14229693
but...............why

[Anonymous No.14229761]

is wh*te w*m*an to dog what asian wo*mn to octo?

[Anonymous No.14229774]

>>14229437
>thinks qt japanese girls want anything more than to be a good, obedient wife to their white hubby
You don't need language.

[Anonymous No.14229782]

>>14229774
Why not have both? My GF is Japanese and thankfully we can speak each other's language quite well. That makes it even better.

[Anonymous No.14229787]

>>14229689
There's a beak in there. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.14229907]

Yes, but only as a friend.

[Anonymous No.14229911]

>>14228495
> It’s also easy as fuck
It's not, I don't know where you get that from

[Anonymous No.14229914]

>>14229787
The beaks are easily removed

[Anonymous No.14229985]

>>14229911
>1 onion cut in two, a carrot, black pepper grains and celery in a high pot filled with water
>boil octopus until a toothpick encounter almost none resistance when you stick it in the thickest part of the tentacle (35-45 mins for a 1,3 - 1,8 kg octopus)
>Cut the eyes and the beak
>Cut the tentacles and remove the excess skin (it comes off by itself)
>Open the “head” and clean it

Choose

A) stir fry everything in a pan with hot oil like I did until crispy

B) chop the tentacles in slices and the head in strips and put everything in a casserole with boiled potatoes (not 100% done but still with some consistency that doesn’t make them fall apart), add a generous amount of EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil, add some salt and black pepper then let it reast overnight in the fridge and add another layer of oil and mix before eating it (let it rest half an hour outside the fridge before eating)

I repeat it’s easy but you have to buy a frozen and already eviscerated octopus.

[Anonymous No.14229991]

>>14229985
>B

Also add some chopped parsley as decoration it you like

[Anonymous No.14230141]

>>14228165
yeah

[Anonymous No.14230149]

>>14230141
If that was a movie it would be

*ahem*

PULPO FICTION

[Anonymous No.14231063]

Yeah, but only when my brother and a handful of other people cook it. For some reason, my 'pus always come out terribly when I try to cook it.

[Anonymous No.14231079]

>>14228165
Hell yes, although I do feel a bit bad for eating a reasonably intelligent animal. I tend to lean towards eating squid because squids are assholes but equally delicious.

[Anonymous No.14231094]

>>14228165

I love eating it but it's seriously one of the most disgusting animals to clean up and prep for a meal.

[Anonymous No.14231656]

I do. What I don't like are Asians and lonely white men.

[Anonymous No.14231706]

>>14229437
He'll have better chances in Thailand or Taiwan. Lots of citizenship seekers makes it easy to get laid and suck toes.

[Anonymous No.14231840]

>>14228165
I do, it's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.14231849]

I might, but I can't eat it. Not kosher.

[Anonymous No.14231867]

Octopus is one of my favorite seafoods. I've had no problem in the past, but since learning about how intelligent and consciously aware they are (and even kinda friendly sometimes) they can be, I've not had a lot in the recent past. I won't turn it down if offered to me on a plate, but I don't go out and purposefully shop for it anymore. I've actually kinda been thinking about making my way towards a more vegetable-based diet anyway.

[Anonymous No.14231891]

>>14231094
How? It's easy af. Cut out the eyes then use scissors to cut out the mouth then pull out the innards and Bob's your uncle.

[Anonymous No.14232064]

>>14228165
Yeah it's yummy as hell, sauté it in some spicy stuff and it's really good.

[Anonymous No.14232163]

>>14229914
Yes, but a hole you just pulled a sharp beak out looks less ...appetizing. If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.14232173]

Eating octopus is wrong. They're sentient beings.

[Anonymous No.14232191]

>>14229437
they are good learners, a japanese woman can become fluent in english in under a year