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For me, it's pecans. The thinking mans nut.

>> No.14226584

One time I saw Warwick Davis eating a pecan...I thought to myself how funny it would be that a revolting goblin-creature such as himself should be smacking on such a simple treat, so I waked over to him and forcefully crammed the entire bag of pecans down his esophagus, causing him to be unable to breathe...it was enlightening watching the little midge struggle for air and turn purple as he clawed at the ground struggling just to stay conscious

>> No.14226587

>>14226584
this is a good post.

>> No.14226601

>>14226541
i have a pecan tree in my front yard
last thanksgiving, my neighbor made a pecan pie for me with the pecans from my tree
i like pecans
i like my neighbor

>> No.14226600
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>>14226584
>searched all the archives
>not a copypasta

>> No.14226666

I will forever love Waffle House for introducing me to pecan waffles, the best form of pancakes/waffles.

>> No.14226675

>>14226541
Walnuts. Walnuts all the way.
>>14226666
Quads

>> No.14226868
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Macadamia > pistachio > cashew > walnut = pecan > peanut => almond > brazil

This is for just eating them alone. Obvious nut butters is a different ballgame.

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>>14226541
Alright /ck/

Pee-CAN or Pee-CON?

>> No.14226904

>>14226898
pee-can
anything else is fucking moronic

>> No.14226934
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>>14226541

>> No.14226948

>>14226898
>Pee-CAN
why is this even a question?

>> No.14226975
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it's true, pecans make everything better

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Based.

Get fucked lesser nuts virgins.

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>>14226978
> << Get fucked lesser nuts virgins >>

>> No.14226995

>>14226990
LOL
and "he"'s in a VW

>> No.14227015

>>14226978
>5G
>Autotragic
>Volkswagen
>Bald
>Soy
>Picnic tablecloth on the seats to avoid staining them

LMAO

>> No.14227028

>>14226990
that's one of the many looks of depression
saved

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>>14226978
>he deleted the picture

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.14227055

>>14227046
lol
afraid of being outed as a poster on an anonymous food and cooking forum
can't blame him, this shit is shameful

>> No.14227087

>>14226541
I used to to service for a restaurant, doing maintance to the coffee machines and always stole pecans from the kitchen to eat during the long night I was trapped there
Free soda, nuts, totopos, chocolate straws

>> No.14227121

>>14226978
>>14227046
Top kek

>> No.14227195

>>14226584
Well now I have a new fetish

>> No.14227229

>>14227046
HAHA
Faggot drives an automatic.

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>>14227229
Did you also notice that the car is in P?

P like Pecan.

>> No.14227434

>>14227250
anon, I mean this in the most sincere way that I possibly can, and please...take it to heart when I tell you that you should kill yourself

>> No.14227787

>>14226898
I'm foreign living in the US and get made fun of by coworkers for how I saw pecan and pistachio. They're "p'kahn" and "p'stah-shi-oh."

>>14226868
Brazil nuts are terrible because they go rancid quickly and easily. When fresh, they're really rather good.

>>14226541
Chestnuts are not only delicious but also versatile as hell. I've had beer made from chestnuts. Good af. I'd eat pine nuts more if they weren't so bloody costly.

>> No.14227801

>>14227787
>I'm foreign living in the US
Leave, we don’t want you here

>> No.14227807

>>14227787
UK retard spotted

>> No.14227823

>>14227807
Nope.

>>14227801
Also nope.

>> No.14228285

>>14226898
peh-con

>> No.14228348

>>14227787
>"p'kahn"
actually sounds right

>> No.14228396

>>14226541
>love them as a kid
>suddenly become allergic to them
>can't even touch them anymore
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14228559

>>14227250
lmao

>> No.14228714

>>14227787
Brazil nuts are great though because my grandma called them nigger toes

>> No.14228781

people need to know

>> No.14228786

>>14226584
your a nut!

>> No.14228811

>>14228714
They’re great because of the selenium, not because of what your grandma called them.

>> No.14229089

>>14226601
Nice

>> No.14229101

>>14228714
>>14228811
which one of you faggots was this
>>14229085

>> No.14229510

>>14226541
For me it's NTR. The real thinking man's nut.

>> No.14229783

>>14226601
they are a bitch to crack though

>> No.14229789

>>14226898
payken

>> No.14229814

>>14226666
Quads confirm

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>>14226666
To celibrate my quads, I'm making some pecan pancakes. The secret is to roast your 'cans close to some bacon, so that they get lightly spattered in grease.

>> No.14229956

>>14229954
Based pecan pancake anon

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>>14229954
Lookin good. Secret #2 is to whip your batter. Fuck anyone that says you shouldn't over-beat your batter. They come out so fluffy when you whip them for a while

>> No.14229972

pecan pie is great. i had it last thanksgiving for the first time in my life, i'll be having it every thanksgiving from now on

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>>14229970
Topped with some butter and Aunt Jemima, the best syrup to pair with your pecan pancakes. Served with plain yogurt, the requisite bacon and some cold brew that I made last night.
Thanks, friends. Remember to enjoy some pecans today.

>> No.14230009

>>14229999
this guy earned his quads

>> No.14230020

>>14228348
That's how it's pronounced in Southern Louisiana, and thus it is the correct way.

>> No.14230026

>>14229999
Pecan chad

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For me, it's deviled. The thinking womans egg.

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>>14226541
I unironically love nigger toes

>> No.14230101

>>14230097
>unironically
this is the gayest, soyest shit you can say.

>> No.14230104

>>14230028
The thinking woman makes good use of her eggs as long as she's young enough to have healthy offspring

>> No.14230115

>>14230101
Okay so you agree nigger toes are tasty and better.

>> No.14230315

>>14230104
>as long as she's young enough
how young is that?

>> No.14230319

>>14230315
Anything lower than 30

>> No.14230329

>>14226541
>mans nut
haha homo

>> No.14230373

>>14230319
hi Gavin

>> No.14230400

>>14226541
Roughly chopped pecans and dates in porridge is my jam lately.

>> No.14230444

>>14230400
that actually sounds really good

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>>14226584

>> No.14230524

>>14229999
>Aunt Jemima, the best syrup to pair with your pecan pancakes
digits checked but you are still wrong

>> No.14230614

>>14230329
i love mans nuts

>> No.14230720

>>14226541
Making a pecan pie because of you OP. It'll be out of the oven in about 39 minutes.

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>>14230720
Here it is! I'm not very good at the crimping so the crust is a bit ugly but the top is wonderfully browned

>> No.14230908

>>14230882
Pls, I need it

>> No.14232335

>>14229954
that bacon being cooked on a cast iron gives me ptsd of all the times i though it was a good idea for my eggs

no they just get brown and greasy

i'm guessing its got too many preservatives in it in this type of "bacon"

>> No.14233004

>>14226898
pehKAWN

>> No.14234571

>>14233004
>typing with an accent
amazing we really reached peak culture

>> No.14234825

>>14226601
very wholesome story anon, hope you have a great day

>> No.14234857

>>14232335
I often cook an egg in that same pan after cooking bacon. Bacon first, then wipe most of the grease out with a paper towel, then cook the egg.
>>14230524
What do you prefer? I've tried real maple syrup on them, but good old Aunty J just pairs better with the pecans. You need that artificial sweetness to bring it all together.