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[Anonymous No.14225505]

Redpill me on malt liquor.

[Anonymous No.14225507]

>>14225505
two zigzags and that is all you need, baby.

[Anonymous No.14225523]

>>14225505
don't bother with anything that comes in plastic, but that's a general rule with liquor.

[Anonymous No.14225527]

>>14225505
Do you like having heartburn for several days straight?

[Anonymous No.14225532]

>>14225505
It's for pussies who can't handle cheap vodka.

[Anonymous No.14225583]

>>14225505
One does not seek out malt liquor. When you are ready the malt liquor will present itself to you.

[Anonymous No.14225587]

>>14225505
coming off alcohol is terrible

[Anonymous No.14225617]

>>14225505
Around Y2K, "hip-hop" shops around Europe and Japan used to import that stuff and sell it at a high mark up to retarded wiggers.

[Anonymous No.14225618]

cheap beer tastes better and cheap vodka is better value for alcohol content. really only exists so trashy people can get drunk on a sunday by buying some at the gas station when liquor stores are closed

[Anonymous No.14225654]

>>14225523
>tfw all the places around me stopped selling 40's in glass bottles
I have to get two 24oz cans instead and it does the trick but it's not as fun as drinking out of a fuckhuge glass bottle

[Anonymous No.14225657]

>>14225505
I only see this shit in gas stations in “diverse” areas.

[Anonymous No.14225668]

>>14225657
My town is mostly white old people and there's still places that carry malt liquor

[Anonymous No.14225673]

>>14225505
It’s bad, but it’s cheap, and drunk is good. Take from this what you will

[Anonymous No.14227427]

>>14225505
Doesn't taste that great, but fuck it, right? Watch'u no bout that? Probably nothin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

[Anonymous No.14227435]

>>14225505
I thought blacks only liked .40

[Anonymous No.14227454]

Booze of choice for joggers