/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14223024]

The patrician’s BA host
>dumb
>happy
>blonde
>doesn’t afraid of anything

[Anonymous No.14223028]

>>14223024
Filtered. Carla is the true patrician's BA host.

[Anonymous No.14223032]

>>14223024
>fake front teeth
>bratty
>has severe only-child-syndrome

[Anonymous No.14223038]

>>14223024
>doesn’t afraid of anything

[Anonymous No.14223084]

>>14223024
She fears the SJW: Sohla Justice Warrior

[Anonymous No.14223091]

>>14223024
Why did Adam only ever star in videos with Molly?

[Anonymous No.14223095]

She seems to be dumb as a pile of rocks and not a very good chef, either. Almost certainly knows (((someone))).

[Anonymous No.14223101]

>>14223024
5 reasons why i'm love molly:
1. she's cute!
2. jewfu!
3. tunas her dog!
4. molly!!!!

[Anonymous No.14223147]

>>14223101
5. big titty

[Anonymous No.14223160]

>>14223101
She’s not a Jewess

[Anonymous No.14223171]

>>14223091
not a video but he did the BA podcast with carla

[Anonymous No.14223178]

>>14223160
Pretty sure she is, with that shnoz and last name

[Anonymous No.14223181]

Saw Molly and Claire deepfakes recently, wasn't ready for it

[Anonymous No.14223183]

>>14223178
Her husband is Jewish and that's his last name.

[Anonymous No.14223184]

>>14223178
Nah she’s German. Her husband is a kike tho

[Anonymous No.14223202]

>>14223084
Has anybody thanked her angry mob for attacking the oppressive elitist Jews yet?

[Anonymous No.14223230]

>>14223101
Pretty sure her family heritage is Syrian Christian isn't it? I think she's semitic not georgian.
>>14223095
She's the only one who actually started as a line cook and worked in kitchens her entire career. They worship her because of that fact.

[Anonymous No.14223234]

>>14223184
(((German))) maybe

[Anonymous No.14223256]

I like Priya now because she has big hips and tits

[Anonymous No.14223271]

>>14223234
She has specifically commented in the past that her husband is jewish and she is not and that she learned about jewish stuff from him.

[Anonymous No.14223354]

>>14223181
link

[Anonymous No.14223429]

>>14223354
>>14223181
i'm guessing they're awful but i'd also like to see this

[Anonymous No.14223470]

>>14223271
Yeah they love making the distinction that they are not spiritually Jewish just ethnically Jewish. Judaism is just a religion didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.14223492]

>>14223470
She's said things like, "I celebrate Passover because my husband is jewish." She is not of jewish descent. Have you seen her parents? They're also white and clearly non-jewish.

[Anonymous No.14223630]

I have nowhere else to post this but Rappo has been cancelled by Black Lives Matter.

[Anonymous No.14223646]

>>14223630
Old news fag now it's onto Delany getting canceled

[Anonymous No.14223760]

>>14223492
Stop arguing with a poltard. He will never not believe that Jews arent behind it all.

[Anonymous No.14223766]

>>14223038
Damn, Charlie Chaplin is a fucking gangster.

[Anonymous No.14223767]

>>14223646
Holy shit you weren't joking. KEK

[Anonymous No.14223770]

>>14223760
Educate yourself, and you will similarly, be unable to forget that fact.

[Anonymous No.14223777]

>>14223767
I always knew he was BASED.

[Anonymous No.14223778]

>>14223767
And it looks terrible like a child's attempt at baking hahaha these are the Pro Chefs this board worships

[Anonymous No.14223813]

>>14223778
>>14223767
literal witch hunt

[Anonymous No.14223822]

>>14223778
jesus christ it's not like he said "kill all blacks, dixieland forever". literally just "i'm going to miss my friend who is moving down south" and it was like 10 years ago. i don't even really like delaney but this is ridiculous. the ""brown face"" guy probably has enough money that he'll be fine, delaney isn't some hot shot who can just retire if the lynch mob ends his career

[Anonymous No.14223833]

>some girl messages brad saying they should do an internship for POCs
>brad posts a screenshot and says it's a great idea
>makes another post where he mentioned he had permission to post the screenshot of his DMs
>a dfferent girl says to brad "it's gonna be a paid internship, right?" and brad has to grovel and be like "yes! yes! of course it will be paid!"

he has literally 0 control over whether they follow through with this, he is digging his own damn grave for when it doesn't materialize. he needs to follow suit with claire and chris and just shut the fuck up and stay off social media for a bit until this quiets down. our boy is severely SHOOK

[Anonymous No.14223869]

>>14223833
>non-whites think they are ENTITLED to a job in your private company
I would probably take advantage of the current political climate too if I wasn't white, but it's all such bullshit.

[Anonymous No.14223962]

>>14223024
I hate her so much

...except for her big naturals

[Anonymous No.14223973]

>>14223962
she's such an asslet though, I think it actually goes in instead of sticking out.

[Anonymous No.14224012]

>>14223822
It obviously was a sort of anti-racist joke, like "HAHA you're moving to redneck land." And yeah he said some douchey bro shit that most adolescent males say-- just like when he 'sprung fuck, marry, kill' on Brad in a video recently. He hasn't done anything worth being fired over. And neither did Rapo, who is generally creepy and repulsive. Imagine being the boss and calling a meeting and some new employee demands that you resign over a 15 year old Halloween photo. He should have kicked her to the curb and told her to pack her shit instantly. Sohla left Serious Eats calling everyone racist, her restaurant closed in less than a year not because it sucked but because "whites are racist" and now she does this. She even said she knew that she would get a better contract soon-- but she just couldn't contain herself. Now everyone at BA's job is fucked. Nice work. The lesson is: don't pander to quirky, resentful race agitators with a score to settle because they will always be a conniving little goblin.

[Anonymous No.14224019]

>>14223492
>They're also white and clearly non-jewish.
Man I thought for sure she was a mischling princess. But it's true her parents didn't look Jewish at all.

[Anonymous No.14224053]

Molly is okay. She is smart but acts flaky.She's up for anything and is a trooper. She is a princess, though, with her 15 pairs of $500 boutique jumpsuits..

[Anonymous No.14224062]

>>14223084
She really stuck a knife in the side of the company. Their youtube show is gonna die sadly as they now rush to jam in mosquito burger african bullshit. Imagine going to work in that atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.14224076]

>>14223091
They were fucking

[Anonymous No.14224079]

>>14223646
OH NO NO NO DELANY BROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.14224081]

>>14224076
I was shocked to find out he was straight. He was always kinda pissy with Andy and I was convinced they were screwing.

[Anonymous No.14224083]

>>14224012
Sauce on her restaurant closing?

[Anonymous No.14224086]

>>14223833
He made a post saying how he has no control over these things and can only voice his opinion to higher ups then posts that
It's over for Brad

[Anonymous No.14224093]

>>14224083
If you google there's a whole big article about how it failed because white people didn't want to eat white people food cooked by brown people. Because it wasn't an 'ethnic' restaurant those white racists didn't want to eat there.

[Anonymous No.14224106]

>>14224081
>I was shocked to find out he was straight.
Same. And of course Chris. Dude even worked at Vogue before BA. Only thing not gay about him is his fashion sense.

[Anonymous No.14224119]

this is the menu for S*hla's aborted race project of a restaurant. Im glad it failed, it must have been a shitty place

[Anonymous No.14224120]

Today I will remind them

[Anonymous No.14224137]

>>14224120
>tfw no molly gf

[Anonymous No.14224145]

Literal Judas. She complained about a $50k salary while I'm sure Brad and others were making the same at the same level. And how would one know whites are getting paid for pop-in appearances? Is salary a regular topic of discussion at BA because everywhere I worked it's not.

I ended up on the BA subreddit while reading into this and how monstrously retarded they are. This show won't exist in a year and I'm sure Brad and Claire are looking to gtfo as soon as possible.

[Anonymous No.14224167]

>>14224145
yes. judas. now every time i see a brown person on the thumbnail on a BA video, i'll know whats up, why they are there. the show is now effectively ruined for me, every time a brownie or darike makes a cameo in a claire vid, i'll know why. the seemless and easy atmosphere is now ruined by the aires of greed and race

[Anonymous No.14224182]

>>14224119
what a boring fucking menu

[Anonymous No.14224192]

>>14224145
And I thought she was better than Priya... Disappointed in myself honestly

[Anonymous No.14224197]

>>14224145
I see Sohla has chosen the "Anton Chigurh" fade

[Anonymous No.14224204]

>>14224145
Did you see the shit about her wanting the GoFundMe money donated to an organization for black transvestite chefs? JFC.....people are fucking crazy

[Anonymous No.14224215]

BA is totally reddit-tier.

[Anonymous No.14224228]

imagine being a white no-one in the test kitchen now

[Anonymous No.14224340]

It's all fucking connected.

[Anonymous No.14224347]

>>14224340

lets fucking goooooo

[Anonymous No.14224354]

>>14224204
>americans will try and crowdsource someone's salary themselves before they hold a billion dollar corporation responsible
wew

[Anonymous No.14224355]

I miss the old BA where it was 10-15 minute episodes of brad with good but minimal editing. It's too much now and the other personalities are grating.

[Anonymous No.14224368]

>>14224355
Someone should make an archive of their videos before they start nuking them.

Feel bad for Brad as he has a home and 3 kids. He's obviously fighting to salvage what's left. Chris and Claire I imagine are pissed. All because of a couple of cunts.

[Anonymous No.14224371]

>>14224368
Brad with Hunzi can survive outside of BA. Dunno about the others though.

[Anonymous No.14224385]

>>14224371
they can just move back in with their millionaire parents

[Anonymous No.14224401]

>>14224079
>I know it doesn't cut it, but I am truly sorry
nigga, it was just a fucking cake. the people who care need to be euthanized.

[Anonymous No.14224405]

>>14224401
people have A LOT of time on their hands right now and everyone is trying to score points with the blacks and twitter virtue signaling is something you can do from home

[Anonymous No.14224410]

>>14224405
honestly this whole thing is fucked
like i knew the whole "cancel culture" thing existed but it seemed peripheral
now it seems like a literal witchmob, not just at ba but at the new york times, philadelphia inquierer, etc
is this the social media reckoning?

[Anonymous No.14224414]

>>14224410
it's mainstream corporate propaganders being affected. i'm not losing sleep over it.

[Anonymous No.14224417]

>>14224414
This. Liberals eating themselves alive here.

[Anonymous No.14224437]

>>14224340
im not buying into that

[Anonymous No.14224516]

>>14224340
REALLY makes you think

[Anonymous No.14224524]

Is Bon Appetit dying? Thank God

[Anonymous No.14224596]

>>14224524
It's over. Racial resentment suicide bomber Sohla killed it. Killed everyone's cushy gig. Maybe she thinks the whites are going to grovel before her and the other ethnics in the tk, and everything will be great? If they dont end it outright they may try to turn it into some godforsaken diversity panderfest, and that will end it soon enough.

[Anonymous No.14224646]

>be Sohla
>force insert yourself into every fucking video
>Sohla stop, that's not your job
>I didn't get paid lol

[Anonymous No.14224650]

>>14224145
She really hammed it up in front of the camera for those fake relatable quotes.

>>14224596
>cushy
I highly doubt any of them were making six figures, and in a place like New York City, that is awful.

[Anonymous No.14224682]

>>14224650
>highly doubt any of them were making six figures, and in a place like New York City, that is awful.
It was fairly low, like 50k for the first year salary, but presumably more money if you were good enough to get your own show and a cut of your video views-- like Claire who was getting 20k a video because her views were so high. Also very easy and lots of exposure for whatever else you had going-- for nothing. Everyone agreed that Sohla was good, and it sure looked like she would get her own show, and god forbid you might have to pay a few dues showing up in racist white peoples' videos in your first six months on the job. But I guess those racists just had to be dealt with, so now nobody will have a job.

[Anonymous No.14224694]

>>14224682
>20k a video
Proof?

[Anonymous No.14224719]

>>14224694
Dunno. I saw it somewhere. Prior thread here or on plebbit.

[Anonymous No.14224722]

>>14224682
it sounds like they’ll be going the way of the buzzfeed yt channel
>hire producers to make videos
>let them participate in others’ videos to emulate a cool working environment
>they actually get treated and paid like shit behind the scenes, but they get a ton of exposure
>a bunch of them leave for better gigs or start their own channel
>buzzfeed hires new faces
>repeat

[Anonymous No.14224736]

>>14224719
I ask because everyone else is saying the same thing with no proof and it doesn’t align with the compensation and view counts of Hawa’s videos.

Hawa: 550-600k average views for $400 per video
Claire: 5-6m average views on Gourmet Makes for $??? per video

[Anonymous No.14224754]

>>14224736
didn't claire """""quit""""" when her popularity was rising so she could become an independent contractor for more money
we'll probably never know the details unless they come out and explain everything and someone pulled the 20k figure from their ass

[Anonymous No.14224777]

>>14224736
Maybe there were other metrics at work, like driving other views? Or maybe she got more period because she was the most famous. Maybe both. Who knows. Maybe that was just her contractor payment.

[Anonymous No.14224842]

>>14224093
White people literally don't give a shit about who is making the food. We know that it's all mexicans in the back anyway.

[Anonymous No.14224847]

>>14223024
Look at that Adam’s apple

[Anonymous No.14224848]

>>14224119
>>14224182
I'll admit it's nothing special. There's nothing unique about fancied up diner food, but I'd refuse to go there based solely on the font choices.

[Anonymous No.14224853]

>>14223833
>take time to conceive of a measured thing to write and get slammed for being slow or complicit
>write immediately and get lambasted for decisions you have no control over beyond giving your support

[Anonymous No.14224858]

>>14224340
>date billionaire heiress
or
>be loved by internet people

I know which one I'd choose.

[Anonymous No.14224867]

>>14224754
Is she independent? I head she ended up working directly for Conde Naste. Maybe that's part of the contractor thing.

[Anonymous No.14224888]

>>14223833
"Let's cut before I say something stupid"
-Brad, in Doughnuts part 2

[Anonymous No.14224894]

>dude just wants to make pickles
>has to defeat racism instead

[Anonymous No.14224911]

>>14224894
such is life in 2020

[Anonymous No.14224921]

>>14224596
brb buying her cookbook

[Anonymous No.14224932]

>>14224894
>>14224911
We're probably not too far off from randomly being accosted in the street and being forced to voice our loyalty to <cause of the day>. You aren't allowed to have private opinions any more.

[Anonymous No.14224955]

I'm surprised that Delany has fared so well during all of this
Not only pic related, but people are getting angsty about a vine he did
https://streamable.com/jj67xj

[Anonymous No.14224958]

>>14224932
it's not even an opinion or a statement, it looks like he was just in some makeup to look like a mexican banger for a halloween party

[Anonymous No.14224960]

>>14224955
People have realized that 100% of politicians are and celebrities are shit, so it's no fun digging up dirt on them. So, they've all decided to start fucking up the next tier of public figures.

[Anonymous No.14224976]

>>14224958
Are togas racist? That's literally going to be the only option.

[Anonymous No.14224987]

I just read that mommy Carla walks around the office barefoot...

[Anonymous No.14224995]

>>14224976
togas are a little too close to klan regalia better steer clear

[Anonymous No.14225038]

>>14224995
good point...
>literally anything ever worn by white people
Nope, white people are bad
>anything ever worn by non-white people
That's cultural appropriation
Why haven't we banned costumes altogether?

[Anonymous No.14225073]

>>14224192
same
but still, at least she doesn't mention her family or india every 5 seconds - so she's still better than priya, I'd argue

[Anonymous No.14225079]

>>14224340
Did Delaney kill Epstein?

[Anonymous No.14225104]

There is an article in business insider with lots of juicy gossip, pretty much everyone is a racist in the test kitchen
>rapapport swung golf clubs inside the office breaking shit up while talking with staff
>rick was brought to do exclusively mexican recipes in videos because of his heritage and his looks
>priya advised for more diverse cuisine in videos but was denied because "it would confuse white readers", producing more videos of "gourmet makes" and "100000 ways to cook an egg"
>carla prohibited 3 staffers from entering the test kitchen, 2 black women and delaney, who kept doing it and never was reprimanded for it
And of course priya and sohla who did videos for free
>mfw

[Anonymous No.14225111]

>>14224894

[Anonymous No.14225126]

>>14224976
togas are racist if you are not a greek persn

[Anonymous No.14225137]

>>14224371
Only Brad and Claire's shows have identity. They're going to try some crazy stuff and it's either going to work or not. Either way the audience wins.

I honestly wanted to see Sohla make by developing a show like theirs. Her experimental cooking skill is high. I doubt this underhanded move is going to pay off in the long run, justified or not.

[Anonymous No.14225151]

>>14223024

[Anonymous No.14225161]

>>14224596
It's far from over. BA will do whatever they have to do to appease or remove Sohla. Then they'll raise the main hosts pay to keep them from leaving. There will probably be several months of new and improved diversity BA shows before youtube view count determines that they suck.

[Anonymous No.14225167]

>>14224736
i don't think the stuff scales linearly, but yeah there is no way she's making 20k per video unless they have some separate sponsorship thing she's getting a cut from

[Anonymous No.14225173]

>>14224867
she's a "contributor" now, which basically means she's freelance. lucky for her, her videos are popular enough that she doesn't really have to worry about getting stead work though since BA will always want more of them

[Anonymous No.14225187]

>>14225167
It’s not just about direct revenue. I read some stat that as a result of BA’s virtual presence, print sells went up 600% in one year. If you’re their biggest e celeb/influencer, you have a lot negotiating power

[Anonymous No.14225189]

>BA hires a bunch of non-whites
>non-whites turn on each other
oh me oh my who could've seen this coming?
I do feel bad for the TK staff. I hope they don't purge old recipes or videos. Brad, Claire, and Chris are decently good cooks. I could see each one of them starting something without BA, like with america's test kitchen or even a youtube channel. I give it a year and BA will be shit. they are devouring each other.

[Anonymous No.14225193]

Bros I'm legitimately getting depressed over this whole situation. Why did this bitch have to do it? I was fine with Rapo getting screwed but all the other non darkies? It's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.14225197]

>didn't do my part to fight racism today
>not woke enough to watch any new vids

[Anonymous No.14225203]

>>14225193
honestly the content was getting shittier lately anyway so I'm pretty whatever about all of it.

[Anonymous No.14225213]

>>14225193
It's not like BA or any Conde Nast publication going die. Even if they loose a few subscribers they'll always have their caucoid fanbase to peddle hummus recipes to.

[Anonymous No.14225235]

>>14225203
Everyone's content has gotten shittier because they moved to doing at home content thanks to the virus. It's a good time to get off YouTube and be a little more productive.

[Anonymous No.14225241]

>>14225193
Good for Sohla for popping the bubble. I thought it was weird how recently in most BA she'd be featured in some way or someone would go to her for help on things like tempering chocolate or some shit. Funny how quickly this place switched up on her.

[Anonymous No.14225251]

Statement on bon app mag Instagram . Basically making a promise to accelerate the careers and pay of “BIPOC“ and prioritizing a brown editor in chief.

[Anonymous No.14225261]

>>14225251
am i crazy for thinking that a food magazine shouldn;t have to provide a comprehensive world view. if you want somalian food as an editorial priority start your own afro centric food magazine.