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I’m ordering Chinese what do you want?

>> No.14222190

>>14222176
'27 and '53, food of the gods.

>> No.14222200

>>14222176
I want avocado and cream cheese smoked salmon sushi cones and some pork gyoza haha!

>> No.14222213

Western? General Tso’s, fried rice and some potstickers.

Authentic? I’ll take the toad dumplings and elephant snot soup.

>> No.14222219

>>14222213
Don't forget pangolin and bat deluxe soup

>> No.14222224

>>14222176
SUM TING WONG

>> No.14222243

>>14222176
Kung Pao chicken

>> No.14222249

Tbh months before corona I kinda got grossed out by Chinese food cause I would stare at my general tsos or my beef and broccoli and couldn’t make out what animal it was.

For “chinese” I opt for cleaner stuff now like Panda Express where I can actually make out the meat.

>> No.14222273

>>14222176
Rangoons and spring rolls

>> No.14222276

>>14222176
If you're ordering western? Palace Style chicken. Spicy, saucy and fucking delicious.
If you're ordering authentic? Gua bao. Bread wrapped in pork. Fucking delicious.

>> No.14222292

>>14222276
What's "palace style?" I've never heard of that one before.

>> No.14222294

>>14222176
The driest day old pepperoni pizza slice you have, water with clams in it, and shrimp covered in unidentifiable sauce. And some water from the dishwasher’s sink to drink please

>> No.14222300

>>14222294
Seems like italian wedding soup, that's akin to dishwater.

>> No.14222306

Gen Tso's extra spicy
Pork fried rice
2 egg rolls

>inb4 extra spicy just means they include that one little packet of red sauce even though you've ordered from them multiple times

>> No.14222310
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>>14222292
basically a sweet and spice sauce, breaded chicken, pineapple, onion, green peppers and red peppers.

>> No.14222313

mapodofu. if they don't have that then leave

>> No.14222325

>>14222310
ahh, mall court stuff

>> No.14222332

>>14222310
That's sweet and sour chicken

>> No.14222334

coof coof

>> No.14222345

>>14222332
sweet and sour is way less spicy than palace style, at least at the place I go to.

>> No.14222348

>>14222332
Fixed that...
Sweet and sour cat and pigeons

>> No.14222356

Crab stuffed fried wontons.
Egg drop soup.

>> No.14222362

>>14222356
That's never with crab, it's surimi.

>> No.14222366

>>14222176
i want some spare ribs please

>> No.14222374

>>14222366
Them chink joints with the ribs, it's always bone.

>> No.14222390

>>14222176
Just had chinese myself. Got the DELUXE combo which was three shrimp rolls, fried rice, four chicken balls, two BBQ ribs, salisbury steak and veggies. All for ten bucks.

>> No.14222396

>>14222390
JFC. for ten bucks I can't even get an order of fried rice.

>> No.14222402

>>14222374
sorry *boneless spare rib*
Ill only get the bone in ribs if I'm eating inside at a decent place

>> No.14222420

>>14222390
One of these things is not like the other

>> No.14222434

>>14222420
Yeah, no way that lardass eats veggies.

>> No.14222435

No thanks, had too much Chinese last week: poo poo platter, egg drop wanton soup, and orange chicken. I'm good for a while.

>> No.14222446

Garlic Chicken and Wontons in Hot Oil

>> No.14222452

>>14222402
If one asks nicely the qt chicks will take care of your bone if you know what I mean, just leave a proper tip.

>> No.14222485

>>14222446
That sounds good but no way at 10+ pm at night where I am, I'd do better trying that myself.

>> No.14222519

>>14222446
There's always a goofy time window and I always seem to not be in it. It is what it is.

>> No.14222520

western chink food places are all the same shit

>beef, chicken, or pork in watery MSG sauce with rice that all tastes the same
>or shrimp above but tastes slightly different and better imo
>deep fried dough with cheese in it

although i am a sucker for cream cheese puffs or whatever the local place is calling them, i might google how to make them now that i think about it since it's always overpriced and takes too long to get here.

>> No.14222528

>>14222520
That's mall shit, not everyone eats mall crap.

>> No.14222538

>>14222520
Don't forget the surimi for you "traditional" faggots, gotta mix that with your "traditional" cream cheese. Now get "traditional" and pissed off.

>> No.14222550

>>14222528
it describes 90% of the takeout places in the united states, yes chang i'm sure there's a fancy joint in NYC that serves tortured goat udders but that's clearly not what this thread is about.

>> No.14222556

>>14222520
How's that commie chink shit doing for you?

>> No.14222564

>>14222550
What are you, some kind of fancy eater that doesn't like goat udders?

>> No.14222923

Human Garden in Lakewood, Washington.
Black pepper chicken. Shrimp fried rice. And an order of the best hot and sour soup in America.

>> No.14223229

>>14222190
Is this a reference to that book?

>> No.14223247

>>14222923
>Human

>> No.14225096
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sweet and sour!

>> No.14225105

>>14222176
if im sober, chicken and broccoli with white rice.
if im drunk, chicken fingers, char siu and pork fried rice

>> No.14225127

>>14222374
>joints with the ribs, it's always bone.
is this a pun?

>> No.14225148

>>14222249
nice b8

>> No.14225186

>>14225096
>based

>> No.14225194

>>14225096
Based

>> No.14225201

>>14225096
I got cheese fries baby!

>> No.14225204

>>14222176
Sweet and sour soup with tofu, white rice and some kind of spicy pork.

>> No.14225403

>>14222520
western chinese food is better than "authentic" chinese food made in china.

>> No.14225436

>>14222176
Oh look. It's the daily CCP troll thread where we all get to pretend Chinese 'culture' is still a thing worth wanting.

>> No.14225496

>>14222176
>I’m ordering Chinese what do you want?
Mongolian beef, house special fried rice, order of potstickers. I'll be set for today and tomorrow.

>> No.14225559

>>14222176
Get me the lemon chicken lunch combo with pork eggroll and vegetable fried rice. If they got those little Chinese donuts with the sugar grab those too. And make sure to get a cup of the chili sauce and hot mustard, please and thanks

>> No.14226211

>>14222362

Shut the fuck up nigger.

>> No.14226277

LOL 420 time for chinks

>> No.14226508
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14226508

>>14222176
>>14222176
>Live on east coast
>Chinese chow mein is greasy chewy fried noodles

>Move to west coast
>Chow mein is fucking corn starch bullshit pic related

Why does west coast chinese food fucking suck?

>> No.14226522

>>14226508
I'm on east coast and all the chow mein I've ever had looks just like that

>> No.14226528

>>14225201
What kind of Chink joint has cheese fries?

>> No.14226548

>>14226528
Never seen cheese fries but Chinese food place fries are top tier

>> No.14226549

roast pork lo mein
pepper steak
beef w/ broc
roast pork fried rice
chicken on a stick

>> No.14226550

>>14226508
Anything from the left coast sucks, that's a given.

>> No.14226558

>>14226548
I like the fried apple sticks myself, we get those in NYC from a few joints.

>> No.14226579

>>14226548
I think timing has a lot to do with it, if in the middle of the day or at some off time and the proper chef isn't on then one might get some crap. It's always better to go at busy times.

>> No.14226635

I could really do with some millet porridge right now.

>> No.14226921

>>14222176
Chicken satay
Salt and pepper chips
Prawn toast
Singapore chow mein

>> No.14227900

>>14223229
Nah it’s the number of of the item on the menu

>> No.14227903

I don't even like American Chinese, I usually just eat the chicken wings, crab Rangoons and fried rice.

>> No.14229277

>>14227903
The problem with chicken wings from Chinese joints is that they never get it right, 99.9% of the time it'll be overdone.

>> No.14229286

>>14227903
I think only blacks order chicken wings from Chinese joints.

>> No.14231443

>>14222176
3 and 23b

>> No.14231464

>>14222176
fried wonton or spring rolls those are fire

normal soup wonton tastes like slippy rotten shit

>> No.14231474

>>14222176
orange chikky and white rice with a side of steamed pork dumplings please

>> No.14231562

>>14222520
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.14231564
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14231564

Curry chicken, pork fried rice, cold sesame noodles, and an egg roll. And of course plenty of sauces.

>> No.14231682

>>14222452
Westernized Chinese places never have QTs, all the kuh-ai are at the authentic spots running food up from the dungeons

>> No.14231717

>>14222176
Japanese

>> No.14231728

>>14222176
Her back

>> No.14231733

>>14231564
Man, curry chicken is the best. Good flavor, and not *as* unhealthy as deep-fried shit covered in sugary sauce. also baby corn rocks

>> No.14231745

>>14222176

Get me that good Sichuan stuff

>Mapo tofu
>stir fried green beans
>Chongqing chicken

>> No.14231806

>>14222176
>Twice cooked pork
>Beef Ho Fun
>Lamb with coriander

>> No.14231811

>>14231806
*Lamb with cumin

It's been so long since I last had any Chinese takeout.

>> No.14231923
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>>14222176
Whatever the best deal is in terms of carbs+protein/price

In my experience, usually chicken or pork fried rice

Can always put some sriracha on if it tastes a bit bland, no worries

also, that place had better have an incentive for paying with cash, like free wonton soup or something

love me some free wonton soup

>> No.14232097

>>14226528
It's was a reference from The Wire.

>> No.14232103

MENU PLEASE

>> No.14232138

Chicken with black bean sauce please.

>> No.14232149

Moo Shoo Chicken
And Tin foil wings

>> No.14232192

>>14222176
HOT N SPICY NOODER

>> No.14232649

>>14222224
HO LEE SHEET

>> No.14232656

>>14222176
Cream of sunyungai

>> No.14232659

>>14226211
eat your surimi anon

>> No.14232660

I’ll have the cream of sum yung gai please

>> No.14232661

>>14222176
wuhan bat soup

>> No.14232709

>>14222176
Get me some chow fun. Love me some thick noodles with beef.