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What drinks should a grown adult never be ordering when out to eat?

>> No.14221056

>>14221050
Just drink whatever you want retard

>> No.14221073

Anything but water and brown liquor

>> No.14221079

Dick juice

>> No.14221142

>>14221050
wine

>> No.14221147

>>14221050
cyanide

>> No.14221151

>>14221050
any kind of soft drink, lemonade etc.
those are exclusively for children

>> No.14221152

A grown adult doesn't care about what others think of them.

>> No.14221399
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>>14221050
tab, only a fag would order that in public.
Only grandparents can get away with that.

>> No.14221417

>>14221056
Found the virgin

>> No.14221506

>>14221050
Basically anything except coffee, orange juice, water, whiskey, beer, or red wine. Anything else and I'm not having sex with you. Sparkling wine (absolutely not a sparkline rosé) is acceptable in a flute during a celebration.

t. femanon who has a decent following on twitter (yes I have an actual vag)

>> No.14221526

Shock Top

>> No.14221532

>>14221526
2005 called it wants its meme beer back

>> No.14221541
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14221541

I wouldn't get a soda pop, but knock yourself out. It's just between you, the floorboards and your body mass index after all.

>> No.14221545

>>14221050
>What drinks should a grown adult never be ordering when out to eat?
It might give a waiter pause and speculation if you ordered something like a chocolate milk at a restaurant that isn't a breakfast diner, or ordering a shirley temple rather than a normal soda at a restaurant that's not really even serving cocktails much to the tables.

That's all I can think of? I think people should do what they want. There's no clear children's beverages and even if there were, you would be allowed to be nostalgic or to want a sippy cup with a straw. Handicaps are invisible. How do they know you knock over items on the table 50% of the time?

>> No.14221547

>>14221506
tits or GTFO
i don't make the rules
just enforce em

>> No.14221566
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>>14221506

>> No.14221578

>>14221526
You were in my penis thread weren't you

>> No.14221589
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>>14221506
no wonder why you're a lonely roastie, just let people drink whatever they want
>am also a femanon

>> No.14221593

H2O too

>> No.14221599

>>14221417
Found the insecure child

>> No.14221829

>>14221578
I hope your enjoyed your coffee, faggot. Now I have to go to sleep horny and disappointed.

>> No.14223285

>>14221589
Cope harder.

>> No.14223295

protip: if the opinion of others define what is adult to you, you're a child or a manchild.

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>>14221506
If it only takes a drink for you to decide if you're going to have sex with them or not then it just seems like more of a problem with yourself.
I.e you're either insecure or a bitch (probably the 2nd)

>> No.14223309

>>14221599
>no standards for masculinity
Enjoy your pink dildo drink

>> No.14223313

>>14221506
Could you be more insecure LOL

>> No.14223321

Only children care about what being an "adult" is

>> No.14223345

>>14221506
>who has a decent following on twitter
that added underrated value to this post

>> No.14223352

>>14221506
This is about right (obviously there are always exceptions in extreme cases), why are men these days such fags?

>> No.14223353
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>>14223309
>standards for masculinity
WTF does this even mean?

>> No.14223355

>>14223309
>being dependent on others for self image, craving their approval like a teenaged girl
>masculine

>> No.14223365

>>14223352
Take a look in the mirror and you'll find out why

>> No.14223382

>>14223353
>>14223355
Yeah tell me how did the 2010s work out for men with no bar to reach?

>> No.14223425

>>14221050
Chocolate milk.

I still get it anyway. Fuck you.

>> No.14223435

>>14223425
If you're at IHOP or a breakfast place, neat, you're pretty normal. Chocolate milk is based and people that think otherwise are too focused on appearances about their fucking beverages.
If you're having dinner food with chocolate milk, I don't know if you're a full blown autist or the most based individual I know of.

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14223443

Daily reminder that modern """"masculinity"""" is a meme that was made up in the 50s by American marketing execs to sell shit to naive men. If your personality and masculinity hinges on what kind of products you consume you might as well transition because that's how women think.

>> No.14223493

>>14221506
Congratulations to the big catch. 8/10 bait

>> No.14223525

>>14223443
I'd like the guy on the right to take me to Rodland if you know what I'm saying

>> No.14223532

>>14223493
Your mom is a bait.

>> No.14223537

>>14221506
nice try

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>>14221506

>> No.14223573

I have a 6 and a half inch penis I can do what I want, right now I'd like a shirley temple from friendly's with the big straw and then i'd like another one to pour scotch into, making it a jon benet ramsey

>> No.14223592

>>14223443
God I wish that was me

>> No.14223600

milk/milkshake
and >>14221151
and drinking from a straw
that's hella gay if you're a man. As a woman, you're forgiven to drink anything with or without straw since you don't have to prove that you're a man.

>> No.14223612

>>14221050
The most masculine thing you can do is not give a fuck what anyone thinks about what you're thinking.

>> No.14223658
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14223658

May your first child be a masculine child

>> No.14223682

>>14223612
Actually you want to give the appearance and comfort to them so you can know what they're on about.

>> No.14223690

>>14223612
Not really. That is how you destroy a society and its culture.

>> No.14223697

>>14223690
Why would you want to do that in the first place?

>> No.14223702

>>14223690
Do you go around in a pleather jacket wearing an A in a circle on the sleave?

>> No.14223715

>>14221050
water

>> No.14223786

>>14221506
I hate whores

>> No.14224045

Doesn't matter, I usually order a decent cocktail or beer if they have one of my favorites or something that I haven't tried or interests me. But the whole point of being an adult is being able to make your own decisions & doing whatever you want. Some people are recovering alcoholics or just don't like drinking so let them drink what they please and don't be a dick to them.

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>>14221506

>> No.14225034

>>14221399
or Homestucks

>> No.14225046

>>14221506
b8

>> No.14225048

>>14221506
>(you)

>> No.14225054

>>14221578
>>14221829
kek

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>>14221506
>>14221506
I'm upset too!

>> No.14225082

>>14221056
based
>>14221417
pathetic

>> No.14225091

>>14221506
>t. femanon who has a decent following on twitter (yes I have an actual vag)
AKA, “Whore”

>> No.14225146

How about a bat drink?
"Bats"
CINESONY - 973 Wed, 6/10, 2:50 PM 1 hr 40 min
1999, Horror, Sci-fi, Thriller
Grisly deaths caused by unexplained attacks by genetically mutated bats that have escaped from a research facility bring a zoologist to a small town, where aided by the local sheriff, she attempts to stop them before they kill again.

>> No.14225149

>>14225091
Given this board it's more like a boi pucci for you.

>> No.14225336

>>14221506
nice bait retard

>> No.14225356

Vodka and juice/cola etc.

>> No.14226859

>>14225076
I don't get it

>> No.14226894

Arnold Palmers are fine, right?

>> No.14227047

this is one of the easiest boards to bait into a furious froth
Come the fuck on guys

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>>14221050
>What drinks should a grown adult never be ordering when out to eat?

Milk.

Even though I drink milk with every meal at home, I’d never order it at a restaurant. Shakes are fine but not regular milk, otherwise you’ll come across as a babby.

>> No.14228271

>>14227047
Go fuck yourself you stupid fucking piece of shit.

>> No.14228275

>>14227366
If you drink milk at every meal you are mentally five years old

>> No.14228301

>>14228271
>t. cope and seethe

>> No.14228317

>>14221050
i usually get a double rum and coke and a beer, try to be on my 2nd or 3rd of each by the time my food comes so i have some sort of appetite

>> No.14228344

Seabrease, it's just vodka and cranberry juice but not something a guy should order in public.

>> No.14228546

>>14223309
Needing others' approval to validate your image is peak femininity.

>> No.14228572

>>14221050
non alcoholic cocktails

also pink lemonade what fucking adult drinks that shit

>> No.14228585

>>14228317
you need to drink to be hungry?

>> No.14228696

This is not reddit and you don't need to "prove" your manliness or maturity by drinking from a sanctioned list, that's pathetic and only cucks care about other people's opinion

>> No.14229051

>>14223690
societies and cultures are in constant evolution and change.

remember
only the most competent survives

>> No.14229107

>>14226859
Will they ever learn?

>> No.14229215

>>14221506
Funniest bate I’ve read today so I’ll give you a (you) for it

>> No.14229222

>>14221050
If you were truly a man you wouldn't care.

>> No.14229230

>>14221050
I've been ordering just water and it makes people uncomfortable

>> No.14229682

>>14221566
>>14221547
>>14221589
>>14223305
>>14223313
>>14223345
>>14223786
>>14225091

Look at these retards getting baited by a 400 lb neckbeard sitting in his basement role playing as a tranny on 4chan

>> No.14229961

>>14221050
You order whatever the fuck you want. That is what it being an adult is, doing whatever you want.

>> No.14229980

i always order cherry coke or if they don't have it coke with grenadine. if they refuse to do it (which has happened several times before) i don't leave a tip.

>> No.14230013

>>14226859
t. a mixed up teen

>> No.14230072

>>14221506
>implying that lemon soda isn't the patrician food accompaniment.

>> No.14230395

Ordering a zima makes any guy a card carrying fag

>> No.14231040

>>14221050
>never
A fancy black dress party is fundamentally different from a beachside relaxation meal, so many drinks are just context-sensitive

No-go drink are basically ones that are disgusting, prohibitively cumbersome, or dangerous. I would say shots that you light on fire are terrible and dangerous because you're adding flaming liquid into your throat. Everyone thinks you're retarded and there's no benefit. Drinks that require a lot of special equipment are a bad idea. Otherwise I can't think of much else.

>> No.14231127

The two most childish things are having hard rules about the beverages you're allowed to drink and not being able to determine, based on social cues, what would seem out of place at the time. So ordering the double pineapple flaming tiki volcano at a lunch meeting is about as immature as going
>no, I will NOT have a coke with my cheeseburger because coke is for BABIES and I'm GROWN UP

>> No.14231137

>>14231040
You're retarded, flaming shots are meant to be carefully blown out before consuming. It's pretty clear you've never done one

>> No.14231149

>>14223382
they had a bar to reach. pube beards. they set it low so the vag trannies could reach it.