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>>14218948I need this
>>14218961am i supposed to be disgusted?everything on that plate looks appetizing
>>14219393jfc what a waste
>>14219193Always buy local and in season to mitigate these things. Small scale is even better. It doesn't even cost more than those from the store.
>>14219196You'd have all of them at once?
>>14219393the brine triggers me so muchits not even fully submergednot enough salt, too much brown sugar no aromatics fking Tabasco sauce so it will be slightly pickled too
>>14218956I saw someone literally shitposting this on twitch the other day, can't believe its real
>>14218965I don't know how anyone could eat all of that
>>14218948looks like an awful lot of moving parts than can wear out & break
>>14218953defnitely read "beans" as "benis"
>>14219833im glad im not the only one
>>14219393its crazy to me that someone that would make that is familiar with how to brine a turkey, but also calls it a marinade.
>>14219927actually, maybe they weren't even going for a brine and thought thats how you marinade shit
>>14219826And cleaning it... It's be a fucking nightmare. Anything that has food touching should be cleaned off every few days, even if it's fully enclosed.The internal dough paddle/hook is probably a bitch to get at.
>>14219193>a single plant delivers a fixed amount of flavor components that end up in the fruit. so the more fruit, the more diluted the flavorcitation neededgrow a single tomato plant and pluck all the baby tomatoes until there's only 1 remaining. enjoy the greatest tomato on god's green earth.
>>14219833>"i;m thinking about those benis"
>>14218946The shot of the dude bouncing right next to the eating customers made me laugh.
Have you seen this?Incredible.
>>14219993Yes, we can and will make sandwiches out of anything and everything.
>>14218948holy shit what a fucked up looking finger
>>14219188>chives in oilwhat for? season your wok not the food, right?
>>14220035Fucking disgusting... All that fat and grease from the cheese. I know mac and cheese is supposed to be a comfort food, but that's still a unreasonable amount of junk. There's literally no nutritional element to the entire thing. I'd rather eat a box of KD, if only to lower the salt and fat intake.
>>14219993this is some regressive level shit
>>14219588if you work in manual labor it's pretty typical to load out like this
>>14220107No, it's just to absorb excess oil. You can also use potato peels, or anything high in cellulose.
>>14220034I've heard that method for growing grapes. It's all well and good if you want only a small amount of whatever fruit at a high quality, but what do you do for the rest of the year?
>>14218961"That'll be eleven cents, sir."
>>14220034i don't do it for tomatoes but i do it for my fruit trees because my fruit trees are kind of weaki don't trim all the fruit but i trim most of themdifference between having lots of crappy fruit and a handful of good fruit
>>14218956I'd try it.
>>14218961Literally me at every buffet I go to
>>14219080Does anyone have the the one with the little girl who is just not fucking having it?
>>14219188Do you have to do this every time?
>>14220259mother fucker edited at 1:29, the thing was precut already!
>>14220259did a tonne of shit you don't need to do at all 0/10
>>14220398YEAH! THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>14220414this is an annoying recipe. just make a bechamel sauce and add monterey jack.
>>14220388not bad but he should have let his pulled pork slowly cool before pulling. He lots tons of moisture letting it steam away.
is this the jack thread
>>14219993My teeth hurt just watching this
>>14219826More than that, roti's like the easiest fucking flatbread to make.
>>14220491Don't eat mushrooms or fungi in general. They are not to be trusted.
>>14219393what a fucking retard could he not afford like 2 more cups of water
>>14220035They remade this episode
>>14220034Look up how japanese grow their expensive ass fruits. They often trim to one fruit per plant.
>>14220046>equal parts cherry juice and schnappsoh arnie
>>14220102They're just yorkshire puddings without the beef dripping
>>14220213>grapeseedI thought it was rapeseed
>>14218965Rochester-bro here, Garbage plates are the fucking best thing in the goddamn world after a night of drinking. It's literally just carbs, fat, and protein. Plus the traditional meat sauce is absolutely delicious.
>>14218946fucking lol at the filenamecuz the first 7 seconds you're like waat?
>>14220383that pan will 1000% give you cancerwhat the fuckI couldn't even focus on the recipe because all the teflon on that pan was so distracting, but it looked like shit.
>>14219993i'm honestly nauseous just looking at this. it's just so much sugar on top of sugar
>>14220035death by food.
>>14220060how does he get out?
>>14220804this was deeply disturbingfrom baking large carrots into a pastry to the devil being channeled during the baking process
>>14220800>sugarI'm not sure how much sugar there actually is in american diets.
>>14220804this isnt /x/ wtf
>>14220530Brown mushrooms are edible.
>>14220046Why are the sides of his hair white, but the top that weird color?
>>14220913Imagine the smell.
>>14221058He dyes his beard grey.
>>14221044It was good until 1:26, where it just throws all sense out the window.
>>14219993Im willing to bet this was thrown away after the video was made, i refuse to believe people can eat this
>>14220259>marble rolling pin
>>14221105What a fucking failure
>>14221105>filling seeping to the bottom of the wellAbsolute disaster
>>14218953this looks delicious
>>14219080Based Turk. That was awesome.
>>14219393.crushing flammin cheetos with bare handsI bet they're still red today
>>14219992Looks fucking unbelievably delicious.
>>14220006Lot of effort for something that's so shit looking.
>>14221105> Chicago pizza.Kek.
>>14221105>white breadthat's some poorfag tier cooking right there>tomato saucegotta be more specific about what kind of sauce>cheeseacceptable>onionpersonally don't like it but again acceptable>cheese againborderline too much cheese at this point but let's keep going>mushroomnot a fan but again, acceptable>salaminot really interchangeable with pepperoni but it's not unheard of for it to show up in a proper pizza>cornwhat the fuck japan
>>14218956This is what little Ceasars meant when he said "Pizza Pizza"
>>14221390what the fuck kind of resolution is thisalso i think this would be better if the jalapeños were briefly sauteed
>>14220046This guy cracks me up. I personally know the son of a couple he used to board with in East London and that he was jacked out his mind on dianabol most days. Americans really have very low standards.
>>14220620Anon you can't say that, it's 2020
>>14218972>enough sugar to put a horse into a diabetic shock>salad
>>14221463He's quite open about his sturoid use
>>14219992Looks dry as fuck
>>14221293>hidden corn>corn flour
>>14220035They fucked up on the bechamel sauce. They didn't properly thicken it.
>>14220499This actually looks really nice and probably tastes banging
>>14218961do americans really?
>>14220918Just don't eat them at all. You shouldn't trust fungi, they are up to something ominous.
>>14220373well every time you clean it which you shouldn't do too often if you do everything right
>>14220407>frying the onion before it goes is the zaretarded
>literally just carbs, fat, and proteinso it's food?
Need to re-encode this one sometime. I've made it and it turned out great.
>>14220774How did the camera man follow him up there?
>>14221463>Americans really have very low standards.what do you mean by this?
>>14221688They filmed that in creative mode.
>>14221627imagine being this much of a fucking noob
>>142211052 nukes weren't enough
>>14221743imagine eating caramelized onion in pizza
>>14220655>It's literally just carbs, fat, and protein.hmm, you don't say
>>14218956>>14219581>>14220126>>14221439do none of you Zoomer fucks remember Pizza Hut's Insider Pizza?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtDzO_RxZ0
>>14220035>only seven types of cheeseweak
>>14218956Yo dawg! We heard you liked pizza, so we put a pizza ontop of your pizza!
That's all I've got. Hope some anons saved some.
>>14219555>>14219927>>14220559>you niggas talkin' about the brine and not fucking cheese loaf...
>>14219393Some people deserve to be put in camps.
>>14220137i use butter these days
>>14220124sauce looks fantastic
>>14218965Honestly not even half as bad as the Mexican dishes with 10 layers of sour cream and soggy crushed doritos. Most of my bulking meals are basically this--carbs under some pieces of meat with hot sauce
>>14221044It seems like more of a Timpano than a Lasagne
>>14222018I'd devour that sammich
>>14221044>timpano>japaneseYou people make mme sick!
>>14222050Don't try this. it makes mustard gas.
>>14222186Cheese blocks roam free abundantly in the states so they're not concerned.
>>14221690Where's the ham?
>>14221560Unf... imagine the smell!
>>14220059I don't understand the point of a steak this thick.Its just too big to be eaten properly.Anything more than 2" is just too large.
>>14220102Really glad that they chose not to give any kind of measurements for this.
>>14222115These aren't desserts. They're higher-end French pastries.
>>14221701hes the governnor of california
>>14221926Are they actually making cocaine or something else?
>>14218956Do Americans really?
>>14222580wtf is this shit?
>>14220086Oh my God hahhaa lol I'm so glad I researched after seeing this post
>>14221058he either dyes something or he's a bi-colored mutt
>>14222425I think that mustard gas would be more appetizing than whatever the fuck that was
>>14220809He doesn't, until all the eggs are gone
HOW DO THE EGGS GET OUT WITHOUT HIM BREAKING?
>>14222866"Just slice into the skin 4 to 6 inches."
>>14221967Delicious with mashed potato.
>>14221699I like crispy fried tofu. That looks like garbage.
>>14221850Yeah not a vitamin mineral or other micronutrient anywhere in the whole dish!
>>14221293>Cornstarch>Corn syrup>Corn flour>Corn and vegetable oil>Maize>Semolina>Ethanol (might be surprising if you somehow have no clue how liquor is made)>Polenta
>>14221991What's the bread for?
>>14222609That's real life cocaineGordon Ramsey did a shoot for this cuz his friend died from coke.
>>14222963Not to defend candy noses, but it's hilarious hearing him cry about what goes into producing a concentrated and purified product like cocaine. Like, bitch, chemistry is fuckin ugly. You don't even want to know what goes into producing most medicine.
>>14219993>Nice. Ok haha thats a bit much cool. Ok you can stop now. Srsly stop
>>14222946I assume it's meant to break down and add some thickening.
>>14220046I hope that I can be as much of a silver fox as Arnie is when Im that old.
>>14220060and my boss says i can't wear a tank top in the kitchen because a deep fryer is 10 feet away from my station. bullshit.
>>14222041Fuck you don't do this to Chef John videos
>>14219993Wouldn't cotton candy make a great insulator? It'd probably keep that ice cream cold for a good while.
>>14222050>How to get energy and study better>1. Open a red bull>2. Crush up a Xanax/Adderall and some Ketomine, combine thoroughly>3. Mix thoroughly
>>14223169Xanax and Adderall aren't interchangeable kid.
>>14223169Xanax and ketamine are both downers you underage faggot.
>>14219993too much of a good thing
>>14223002A lot of medicines also built off of how we understood how some herbs helped us. We understood which compounds were having positive reactions with our bodies during certain illnesses, isolated them, then increased their concentration. That's why natural home remedies can be fine for minor aches and pains. For serious shit though, go see a doctor.
>>14223227>t. cope and seethe
>>14223253Stay mad, kid.
>>14220072>creme fraiche>bechamel sauceseriously
>>14221688He stands up.
>>14221560>0:24 - oh god, they're mixing it in a canoe
>>14222680what did your research uncover, did they have another person's finger sewed on or is that some kind of scrotum graft?
>>14223169Yeah, man, xanax plus ketamine should definitely perk you right up.
>>14223356I hate everything about this.
>>14222171yeah, get that egg up into that motor
>>14221626They had to have added black food dye to that dough, right?
>>14223404black dye matters.
>>14223356>i wanted to do something more with potatoes>does even less than french fries
>>14223356"Under communism, there is only one fry! Any more is bourgeoisie decadence!"
>>14219993Neat looking cross section but my whole body has become sticky looking at it
>>14222874I wonder why faggots here get so triggered by this. Are they just so autistic that they cant understand what a movie is?
>>14222580that fucking mayo
>>14223544it's probably sour cream
>>14221390Is this 100fps wtf
>>14219393this turkey went straight to hell
>>14221633I love salmon
>>14220396Could watch that for hours.
>>14220776That was so cool. How the fuck did he get it open so cleanly? I can't work it out...
>>14220804>cooking with a ring onshould be shot dead in the street
>>14223709>how to make homemade yogurt>ingredients used include yogurt?????????????????
>>14218956reminds me of Pizza that had mini pizzas as a topping...
>>14218984looks goodi like peanut butter...
>>14219393>oh okay they're brining it>not enough water, but whatever>that's an awful lot of tobasco>potatoes, okay, probably carrots and celery next->oh>oh no
>>14218956I've seen worse.
>>14218965>frank's red hotThat sauce is milquetoast.
>>14222454You're thinking of carbanara
>>14218984>using smooth peanut butter
>>14223856Well yea. The only person who knew how to make yogurt died over a million years ago, since then we took a bit of the original source and expand it with other ingredients, and keep on in this fashion. Why do you think yogurt tastes more bland now than when you were a kid?
>>14220456Jack it, baby.
>>14220666By satans trips that looks amaing.
>>14220428>just make a mornaylol @ you
>>14221524I was working in this hotel kitchen and a bus load of old Italian tourists asked to borrow a big stewing pot. We were like, no problem. That night they brought it back and gave us the best goddamn (pic related) i've ever had. Feels good man.
>>14220788>>14221548every pan i buy turns out like this other than case iron. what is a decent price for a non scam pan?
>>14221926>cement powder>sulfuric acid>gasoline >battery acid
>>14221954>B- but muh bones
>>14223393Quiet! I cant hear the eggs.
>>14220102>>14222567Click-bait in .webm format so people can go to their fucking website for measurements
>>14224379thats not in the final product, its used because thats what is are needed to extract the chemicals out of the leaf
>>14223356why does everything have to be fucking novelty these days?
>>14223709Yogurt requires a certain bacterial culture to turn milk into yogurt. The bacteria would be mostly dead by the time you did this, and so you would have a "watered down" version of yogurt.