/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14196994]

>chill anon
>it's just one bite and I'll give it back

[Anonymous No.14197004]

>>14196994
>takes heart meds

[Anonymous No.14197006]

>>14196994
im 110% okay with it if its my buddy. We share food like that all the time and I was his best-man at his wedding.

[Anonymous No.14197035]

>>14196994
>You can take a bite from my dick :)
*Unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.14197046]

>>14196994
Why are tiny nail beds so unsettling and untrustworthy?

[Anonymous No.14197061]

>be male
>take w*man out on date
>already expected to pay
>must let her get what she wants
>”oh heehee anon I’ll just the salad/shrimp scamp [or some other girly low cal shit]”
>order actual real food for myself
>girl just steals part of my food after eating not even half of hers
>payed for her meal
>payed for mine
>she wastes half of hers and steals half of mine because “teehee I’m so playful an funny, IM A GIRL ANON hee hee give me the food you wanted for yourself :)))”
>internalseethingrage.mp4
>no one was satisfied with their meal
>all on my dime
>literally a waste of an outing because she felt the need to order girly non-food but use the playful guise to just eat half of mine

This literally never ceases to enrage the absolute fucking shit out of me, and will without a shadow of a doubt, ruin any positive image of the girl I took out. JUST GET WHAT YOU FUCKING WANTED TO ACTUALLY EAT INSTEAD OF WASTING YOUR MEME FOOD AND DEPRIVING ME OF MY MEAL THAT I AM FORCED TO PAY FOR! SHOW SOME FUCKING CONSIDERATION.

[Anonymous No.14197063]

>>14196994
I wish my dick was that burger

[Anonymous No.14197069]

>>14197061
autism

[Anonymous No.14197071]

>>14197061
Look at Chad Mcthunder cock here with his memories of dates

[Anonymous No.14197072]

>>14197069
get your own food stacy
getting my dick wet just isn't worth the shit you pull

[Anonymous No.14197073]

>>14197072
She's flirting with you

[Anonymous No.14197078]

>>14196994
>ywn be devoured live for social media likes

[Anonymous No.14197081]

>>14197072
women need to share food with men, just like how men need to taste a woman's expletive

[Anonymous No.14197082]

>>14197069
>>14197073
It’s genuinely annoying as shit to me, i don’t care if it’s flirting or not.

[Anonymous No.14197085]

>>14197082
Learn how to socialize; often those on the spectrum lack practice and therefore talent at it

[Anonymous No.14197090]

>>14197085
But thats rude inconsiderate behavior, I am not obligated to tolerate it.

[Anonymous No.14197104]

>>14197090
If a woman placed her bare feet in your lap, is that assault?

[Anonymous No.14197105]

>>14196994
>>No problem, I'll just take a bite of yours too.

Imagine not sharing your food when you go out with friends so that you get to try more things. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14197121]

>what men don't actually get upset by
you're on a date and your date does this

>what men do get upset by
some roastie whore shows up with her boyfriend to a social gathering and she just sits down and starts eating off some dudes plate, thinking shes being cute, because women are entitled cunts.

[Anonymous No.14197145]

>>14197121
don't beef shame pls

[Anonymous No.14197151]

>>14196994
>bite from the same spot
haha, it's like we're kissing....... can you imagine haha..... just kidding......... unless?

[Anonymous No.14197212]

God I wish that burger was me..

[Anonymous No.14197660]

>>14197061
Why are you mad at them when you only have yourself to blame? Stand up for yourself and tell her no, pussy.

[Anonymous No.14197674]

>>14197061
Fag. I bet you didn't even get your pee pee wet because you're so neurotic

[Anonymous No.14197675]

>>14196994
Heh. Remember that episode of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? lmao

[Anonymous No.14197679]

>>14196994
>No don't put your WHORE CUM STAINED LIPS on MY meal
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.14197681]

>>14197078
Not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.14197704]

>>14197061
it's a ritual and woman generally do this if they want to get you attached to her

the logic is cavemen tier
>be hunter
>come home with hunted meat
>throw it to women to prepare it
>they bring the meat to the men according to hierarchy
now comes the women
>woman tries to get meat from man she thinks she belongs to
two outcomes:
>man bashes woman with club
woman was wrong and tries the same with man further down the hierarchy
>beta man does not bash her, because he is afraid of her
option 2
>man wants to bash woman with club but does not because attachement/mother of his children/married to him/whatever other emotional reason not to bash someone who steals your food
>man brain thinks: if we don't bash her, we must like her
woman knows where she stands and has attached man to her

tl:dr; it is a ritual to see if you slap her for stealing food - if you don't, she knows you are attached to her or a beta

if you are too neurotic do deal with it in a playful manner you will not get laid
always remember: the urge to slap her is natural and normal - not to follow it means either you are a beta and below her and/or you are attached to her
in general, getting angry playfully is okay, woman love to assume you could totally beat her up for touching your food

[Anonymous No.14197729]

>>14197061
>>14197704
All this nonsense is why I just avoid dating altogether. It's not worth all the stupid bullshit.

[Anonymous No.14197752]

>>14197729
its an exhausting silly game with no real payoff

[Anonymous No.14198203]

>>14197061
Try dating people that aren’t as stupid as you

[Anonymous No.14198205]

>>14197006
nice anon <3

[Anonymous No.14198211]

>>14197704
This is pure comedy. Try not to conflate Flintstones cartoons with actual evidence-based science, fucktard.

[Anonymous No.14198245]

>>14197752
I have never not gotten laid after the second date.

[Anonymous No.14198265]

>>14197729
>>14197752
>>14198245
imagine being this beta

[Anonymous No.14198277]

>>14198203
>I should know a woman's IQ before asking her out

That's literally the point of a date you stupid fucking virgin, I'm not going to get a full background check on some cute lay I met 5 minutes ago.