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ITT: Fictional foods

>> No.14194917
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>>14194913

>> No.14194920

Ah yes, exotic and fictional dishes like ham steak and roasted chicken.

>> No.14194938
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>> No.14194958

>>14194938
I'd give it a try, probably like a savory ganache

>> No.14195001

>>14194920
I mean, you imagine what Onion Rings taste like?

>> No.14195117
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>> No.14195268

>>14194913
>stir-fried bat

>> No.14195270

>ham steak
>fictional food
RETARD

>> No.14195275
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>> No.14195280

>>14195268
kek

>> No.14195284

>>14195117
>Fictional

>> No.14195292

>>14195268
Q predicted this

>> No.14195298
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I've been seeing this sort of meat in games and cartoons and comics all my life and good god do I want to have it/the closest facsimile at least once before I die. The simple joy of a giant fucking chunk of meat on a bone, sizzling and crackling and golden-brown on the outside, so juicy and tender it's about to fall apart on the inside, tearing away in long chunks and strands as you go full caveman on it.

>> No.14195592

always wanted to eat lembas bread

>> No.14195612

>>14195298
without going too crazy, a smoked turkey leg you'd get in theme parks would give you a similar experience

>> No.14195615
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it's always looks so tasty

>> No.14195633
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>>14195268
If bat were cooked to 165°, you wouldn't get COVID right?

>> No.14195758

>>14195284
Where can I buy a pawpsicle from a fox?

>> No.14195783

>>14194913
American food with decent macros

>> No.14195796

>>14195117
>recycling is bad

>> No.14195809

>>14195117
Fucking dumbass zoomers think this movie invented popsicles... fucking hell.

>> No.14195833

>>14195284
>>14195809
imagine being this autistic

>> No.14195838
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Fuck this i'm gonna post some ghibli food.

yes, fuck you, chocolate exists irl, but not beautiful animated chocolate.

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>>14195838

>> No.14195857
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>>14195849

>> No.14195871

>>14195857
>>14195849
>>14195838
Looks like shit,, anime is gay.

>> No.14195879
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>>14195857

>> No.14195884
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>>14195871
you look like shit and you are gay.
post something better, faggot.

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>>14195884
i dont think this is ghbili but
still pretty

>> No.14195894
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>>14195888

>> No.14195900

>>14195879
>>14195884
>>14195888
>>14195894
>Normal foods, but an anime guy

>> No.14195910
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>>14195894

>> No.14195918

>>14195900
post something better, fucker. Quit bitching and contribute if you're so mad.

>> No.14195927
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>>14195927
Absolutely would.

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>>14195910

>> No.14195948
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>>14195938
not ghibli, but still anime since i know it bothers someone

>> No.14195992
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>>14195948
Anyway. I'm out of anime food gifs.
So now I'll switch to Rations for various RPG races.

Universal

Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.


(& before you faggots get your nipples in a knot, I know this shit exists. Give me a moment. Or fuck off.)

>> No.14195999

>>14195992
Why are you posting real food?

>> No.14196007
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>>14195992
Dwarf

Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.

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>>14196007
Elf
Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.

>> No.14196020

>>14196007
Why are you posting real food?

>> No.14196028
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>>14196018
Halfling
from upper left: "Honeytack" Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade "travel cake" muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.

>> No.14196035

>>14196028
Why are you posting real food?

>> No.14196042
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>>14196028
Half Orc
Came wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread "black strap", aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts

>>14196020
>>14195999
because fuck you

>> No.14196045

>>14196042
Why are you posting real food?

>> No.14196046
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>>14196042
Orc
Orcs aren't known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs....nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].

>>14196035
Thx for bumping the thread :)

>> No.14196051
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>>14196046
Gnome
Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).

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>>14196051
Lizardfolk
Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!

>> No.14196059
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>>14195298
The manga that invented it was a Flintstones knockoff and the meat was mammoth ribs.
You can't get mammoth meat but if you just search "manga meat" you'll find endless lookalikes.

>> No.14196060
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>>14196051
Drow
From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).

& that's the last one. Have a nice day.

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>>14196045
lol what a stupid bitch.
don't wanna bump the thread any more?

>> No.14196069

>>14194913
ill have the bat please

>> No.14196073
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>>14195612
>without going too crazy
And if I want to? I know there's probably nothing that can truly encompass the experience of eating one of these things by the impossible standards of media but by fucking god I want to come as close as possible, that primal fantasy's been hung before me for so long it's downright pornographic at this point.

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>>14194913
>harpy egg omelette

>> No.14196082

>>14196073
>>14195612
Turkey legs I've had at theme parks are always fucking terrible.

>> No.14196092

>>14196082
What did you expect from a theme park

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>>14196073
Moose or deer shank

>> No.14196125

>>14194917
>>14194913
what ethnicity is the artist that they've never seen food before

>> No.14196145
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>>14196125
George Kamitami is Japanese. These images are for food items in his game Dragon's Crown.

>> No.14196146
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Who here read Redwall books as children? The descriptions of the feasts in those books always sounded amazing.
>Ever read a Redwall novel and wonder exactly what Abbot’s Special Abbey Trifle is? Or how to make Shrimp ’N Hotroot Soup, that delicacy of otters everywhere? Or Mole’s Favourite Turnip and Tater Deeper ’N Ever Pie? From the simple refreshment of Summer Strawberry Fizz to Great Hall Gooseberry Fool, they’re all here, along with dozens of other favorites sure to turn young hands into seasoned chefs, illustrated in full color with all the charm and magic that is Redwall. A gift like no other for fans of the series, old or new.

>> No.14196150

>>14196145
he doesn't actually know shit about cooking does he

>> No.14196151

>>14196060
gonna be using some of these
thanks brah

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>>14196150
I don't think that knowledge is pertinent to making a side-scrolling action game.
The food is just a minigame to give your characters stat boosts.

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>>14196145
Not food, but Kamitami is hilarious. This was after an American "journalist" complained about the sexualized sorceress in the game.

>> No.14196174

>>14196165
exceptionally based

>> No.14196247

>>14196165
That's making me rethink my stance on Dwarves.

>> No.14196259 [DELETED] 

>>14195992
Man, if someone tried to make me eat these while playing their DnD game I'd treasure that friendship forever

>> No.14196265

>>14195992
>>14196007
>>14196018
>>14196028
>>14196042
>>14196046
>>14196051
>>14196056
>>14196060

These are all awesome man. Someone actually posting fantasy food they made themselves. Fuck and it's like even lunch box like stuff too, man that makes me hungry!

>> No.14196288

>>14196046
>>14196056
>>14196060
>Serving marrow, century eggs, and fucking grasshoppers to his tabletop buddies

Unrelentingly based

>> No.14196452

>>14196265
just a heads up, I didn't make these. I should have corrected the text i copied & pasted.
sorry man

Found it here: https://imgur.com/gallery/BWnHF

>> No.14196915

>>14195857
>>14195849
>>14195838
>>14195879
>>14195894
>>14195910
>>14195938
how does it look so good

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>>14194913

>> No.14196931

>>14196102
what is that sitting on, cheese?

>> No.14196942

>>14194913
tfw ywn have a bouillabaisse served in an obnoxiously big mutant mussle

>> No.14196956

>>14195992
been toying with this idea for a while and this convinced me to go full larp meal tomorrow

>> No.14197011
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muhfuggin krabby patty.
i know about the gummy candies, those don't count.

>> No.14197064

>>14195298
Closest thing I can possibly think of would be a tomahawk steak.
Probably not what you are looking for but it's the only thing that comes to mind.
An alternative would be to rip off the leg and thigh of a cow and bbq that

>> No.14197077

>>14196146
Based

>> No.14197108

>>14196931
mashed potatoes probably

>> No.14197348

>>14194913
>>14194917
>just bisect a whole herring into cutlets bro
good FUCKING luck eating that without getting bones stuck in your throat

>> No.14197354

>>14196060
a drow will eat a fucking rock if it's goth enough
based.

>> No.14197358

>>14195857
i've always wanted one of those soup dumpling looking fuckers. The big fat chicken bags. Idk what they'd even be called. Not a clue what they are, but I want to eat them.

>> No.14197467

>>14196146
These books might be the reason why I got into cooking. I always wished I was at one of those feasts...

>> No.14197480
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Cakes in anime always look so delicious even though I know in reality they would be way too sweet.

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These aren't technically fictional, but they look so amazing in the comics

>> No.14197547

>>14196045
Fuck off.

>>14195992
>>14196007
>>14196018
>>14196028
>>14196042
>>14196046
>>14196051
>>14196056
>>14196060
Cool stuff. I'll take dwarf or drow.

>> No.14197554

>>14196146
man I loved redwall

>> No.14197655

>>14195948
Stop ruining the thread . It's 2020, stop posting gifs

>> No.14197840
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I love looking at fictional food. You can tell the art teams had fun designing them like in Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold. According to the artbook there was going to be even more recipes and fully fledged cafe storyline but the devs decided they were going too far and left it as is.

1/4

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2/4

>> No.14197850
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It's nice seeing how monsters in the labyrinth would get prepared as dishes.

3/4

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4/4

>> No.14197961

>>14194913
Spice Melange

>> No.14197965

>>14195849
This scene made me so hungry the first time I saw it. Afterwards I went out to the store specifically to cook a meal that looked like this. Fucking delicious.

>> No.14197999

>>14195633
dallas
sallad

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>>14196060
drow niggas be like

>> No.14198308

https://youtu.be/XesCTqVdDjM

And

https://youtu.be/0DPcwGLI4iU
Excuse the gay music on this one

>> No.14198379

>>14196146
>The descriptions of the feasts in those books always sounded amazing.
Half the book was descriptions of food. It's like Jacques started writing as soon as he got hungry.

>tfw fed Nettle Soup because I climbed the Abbey walls again

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Guild Wars 2 has such a wide amount of delicious food I want to try to make.

>>14196146
I've been meaning to get into these books.

>> No.14198894

>>14195992
>>14196007
>>14196018
>>14196028
>>14196042
>>14196046
>>14196051
>>14196056
>>14196060
Holy based Batman. Nice posts, I'd follow up with recipe pics from the TeS cookbook, but my laptop is broke, so can't get the pdf.

>> No.14199073

>>14196075
>not wanting to eat her period

>> No.14199109
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>>14194913
pic related

>> No.14200642

>>14195783
It is nice to have food, yes.

>> No.14200702

>>14196060
Ah, that's what that black fungus this ramen joint was adding to their menu was. I was not impressed. No notable flavor and unpleasant, jelly-like texture.

>> No.14200820

>>14199109
Ah, Khajiit. They're like Somalians, but with the feature of actually being aesthetically pleasing, Shor love 'em.

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>>14194913
great choice op the art for food by vanillaware is amazing

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>>14194913
Oopy doopy

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>>14194913

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i’m pretty sure these are fictional

>> No.14200947

>>14195117
that bunny

>> No.14200952

>>14195633
>he overcooks his bat
rather be served covid desu

>> No.14200968

>>14200947
id eat that rabbit

>> No.14200972

>>14200914
i hope so because im upset
would suck blood dew tho

>> No.14201000

>>14200914
>>14200972
This is just a blood muchroom.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydnellum_peckii
It's not toxic, but unedible. And incredibly bitter.

>> No.14201061

>>14201000
Yeah man, no way that’s fucking real

>> No.14201086

>>14195298
Bone in leg of lamb, is what your looking for. The haunch in the pic is obviously a leg of something. Nothing else is structured like that.

>> No.14201090

>>14195592
same

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>>14201086
Manga meat is originally from an old comic book called Gon the Stoneage Boy and in that comic it was mammoth ribs.
The comic isn't known for its realistic artstyle.

>> No.14201516

>>14196028
>>14196042
These, please.

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The power-up food in Splatoon always looked really tasty.

>> No.14201623

>>14195992
Would be cool to make these up and serve them to your players in a D&D session based on their character's race.

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>>14194913

>> No.14202514

>>14201610
something about pouring sauce on something crispy puts me off

>> No.14202524

>>14196075
I’ve been having crazy panic attacks these days.
Do you think watching anime could help me feel better??

>> No.14202529

>>14196146
I always just wanted to drink their cordials

>> No.14202550

There is an old song that begins with a list of fictional foods. I remember the words "developmental valley" in it. It was a listing of the weeks school lunches. I get no results from google though.

>> No.14202561

>>14202507
Humans eating Klingon food have radicalized me into joining the anonymous hacker known as /pol/

>> No.14202597

>>14202550
PLAIZMENTARY SCHOOL


MON: Paper Stack; Boneless Burrito; Paste; Kitten on a Stick; Milkaroni

TUE: White Bread on Toast; Glass of Sugar; See-Through lettuce; Liquid Milk

WED: Sponge; Sugar Sandwich; butter Plate; Cloth Pudding; Milk

THURS: Simple Pie; Banana Split; Sugar Mound; Blanched Cookie; Milk

FRI: Diaper Surprise; Clear Peaches; Steamed Cereal Boxes; Sugar; Milk

MYSTERY ISLAND SCHOOL FOR GIRLS


MON: Soft Eggs on a Mirror; Hard-boiled Hollow Birds; Handful of Tacos; Milk

TUE: Rack of Clever Hans; Whisked Apple Fly; Coronation Ham; Nylon Bunnies; Big Carton

WED: Mystery Potato; Curd; Slippery Tart; Milk Pie; Leg Salad Sandwich; Clear Liquid

THURS: Oysters Frightened by Chickens; Liver Mounds; Nest of Interesting Spiders; Mai Tai; Pack of Camels

FRI: Breast of Clam a la “Eddie”; Wieners in a Basket under a Blanket; Teacher’s Surprise; Milk

EARNEST BOYS ACADEMY


MON: Beef Throats; Smoked Leg; Hind Quarters; Gros Livers; Old-Fashioned Milk; Cigars

TUE: Flat Motor Pies; Fisherman’s Regret; Loin of Fat; Stunned Ducks in Alcohol Sauce; Milk

WED: Tart Bottoms; Slick Fritters; Breasts of Toast; Sweetbreads in Hand; Cuckoo Punch; Cigars; Milk

THURS: Roast Puffins; Revenge Pudding; Pancakes in Water; Baked Salad; Ring of Fire; Milk

FRI: Ducklings a la Moron; Smothered Rodents; Closet Pie; Turbo Skeletons; Champagne; Brandies; Cigars; Milk

WILLY LOMAN PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL


MON: Horse Butter Sandwiches; Hot Jello Salad; French Kisses; Curb Cake; Milk

TUE: Toads in Blanket in a Hole; Complicated Salad; Ice Bread; Lomax Pie; Milk Cocktail

WED: Hat with Cheese; Insurance Salad; V6 Bread; Field Surprise; Milk

THURS: Battered Vegetables; Wax Wrappers; Wallet and Raisin Salad; Adult Milkshake

FRI: Fried Chuck; Paper Salad; Responsibility Pie; White Dessert; Retirement Milk

ALTERNATE CURRENT MAGNET SCHOOL


MON: Eco-Veggie Bar; Rainbow Krazy Krunch; Twig Sticks; Turkey Straws; Cow Milk

TUE: Helpless Nuggets with Sour Sauce; Gator Tots; Tri

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Blue Tornado on a hot summer day.

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>>14200968
>>14200947

>> No.14204896

>>14200947
>>14200968
Bunnies are not for sexual

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>>14204896
Bunnies are only for sexual.

>> No.14205168

>>14202524
Disgusting post.

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>>14202524

>> No.14206549

>>14196146
all i remember was the show and the scenes where the voice i now understand more as a metaphor for god kept telling the main guy "I am, that is" from when i was a kid, never read the books.

>> No.14206564

>>14206549
"I am that is" is an anagram of Matthias I

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>>14195298
A real human bean. He knows what he wants but this damned, hopeless world wouldn't give it to him. I want that fall off the bone meat leg the size of a fat lady's thigh. I don't want to share it or use a fork and knife. Caveman mode is how it should be, anon.

>> No.14206957

>>14206339
Did not expect to see Neopets again, so many memories

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>>14206339
>>14206957

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>>14206339
>>14206957
>>14207006
i still check in sometimes.... i'm scared it's gonna die when flash does.

>> No.14207255

>>14207009
I don't think I can handle the nostalgia if I ever went back.
Where did the time go.

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>>14194917
I loved dragon's crown as much as the next man but that shit is inexcusable.

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The food in Final Fantasy XV would actually make me hungry.

>> No.14207634

>>14207580
I thought the game itself was pretty average, but the food always looked so good

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>>14207634
>>14207580

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imagine if they were real lmao

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>>14207800
lmao yeah

>> No.14207971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFIXAvOQBMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHxwmmmPgVw

>> No.14207998

>>14196060
This thread has been blessed and now I must seek out these foods in a vain attempt to recreate this

thank you anon