/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14192744]

wala thread

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>>14192746
Fuck the brits jc

[Anonymous No.14192840]

>>14192795
What even is this supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.14192886]

>>14192795
Based Patrick telling the facts.

[Anonymous No.14192898]

>>14192795
You can’t shit on a plate and call it lunch, Todd, this isn’t India

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[Anonymous No.14192908]

>>14192769
It took me a good 10 seconds to figure out this was lasagna and that the lasagna sheet had been baked into a cracker. Then I decided it was actually enchiladas, then I decided I didn't know what it was but that it was clearly not a great photo of whatever it is.

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>>14192909
That's my idea of a "fuck it I need to stay alive but i have no fucking money" dinner

[Anonymous No.14192916]

[Anonymous No.14192919]

>everyone should just cook for themselves it's so much better and cheaper
>people make these abominations
How

[Anonymous No.14192922]

>>14192908
Enchiladas is a pretty good guess, I was thinking just some shitty nachos but I think you're closer

[Anonymous No.14192926]

>>14192919
>cheaper
Usually yes, unless whatever it is requires a lot of specialty ingredients or equipment
>easier
By definition, lol no

[Anonymous No.14192933]

>>14192755
>>14192916
these look edible. the rest makes me never wanna eat again

[Anonymous No.14192997]

>>14192780
i realised its in english after about 5 seconds of trying to decypher it

[Anonymous No.14193021]

>>14192783
leaving aside the awfulness of undercooked chicken, that shit isn't even medium rare. more like blue rare.

[Anonymous No.14193048]

>>14192913
>chicken
>pasta
>and a side of vomit

[Anonymous No.14193059]

>>14192916
Looks great, your just a hater.

[Anonymous No.14193080]

>>14193059

[Anonymous No.14193082]

this HAS to be satire, right?

[Anonymous No.14193085]

>>14193080
>This is the last time I use HP Lovecraft's cookbook

[Anonymous No.14193087]

>>14192769
not that bad
>>14192783
This bitch killed herself over this post (google it, it's real)
>>14192905
not that bad
>>14192916
not that bad

[Anonymous No.14193090]

>>14192759
>depression food

[Anonymous No.14193091]

>>14193087
https://247headline.com/western-australian-woman-who-posted-viral-raw-chicken-meal-post-dies/ damn thats sad to hear, surely she must have had more things going on besides this

[Anonymous No.14193092]

>>14193082
I made a bigger turd the other day

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>>14193093
the paper plate kinda ruins it

[Anonymous No.14193095]

>>14193094
lets see you defend this one

[Anonymous No.14193098]

>>14193094
Everything about it ruins it. What baffles me is what kind of mindset someone needs to be in to even consider taking a photo of this and posting it. Who looks at that and says
>Yeah, this is definitely something that I need to share with people

[Anonymous No.14193103]

>>14193095
I've never seen cheese go that colour, are they American cheese slices with the plastic still on?

[Anonymous No.14193105]

>>14193098
the tangerines remind me of this one

>>14193103
me neither and I dont know maybe it was really old cheese?

[Anonymous No.14193106]

>>14193095
why is it green, even if you burn those "american singles" kinds of cheeses they turn black, not green.

[Anonymous No.14193108]

>>14192759
cracker food

[Anonymous No.14193115]

>>14192916
bad quality pic is the culprit here more than anything

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[Anonymous No.14193155]

>>14192744
>>14192746
>>14192780
>>14192787
>>14192905
>>14192916
>>14193137
I'd like to think that meals like this, good or bad, are being praised because people want to support their partner. Even if they serve you something basic and boring and it looks crap, so long as it's edible (and doesn't have a vomit inducing flavour) you're going to want to encourage your other half and they'll keep trying and probably eventually become a decent cook... Or maybe I'm just being optimistic. Shit like beans and sausage from a can on toast isn't the prettiest or hardest thing to make but it still tastes fine and you'd be happy that your partner is cooking for you, I guess.

[Anonymous No.14193163]

>>14193155
I get supporting someone who's taking the time and effort to make you something, even if it comes out shit. I always compliment food that's been prepared for me by someone else, even if it's not all that great. But posting this shit to social media seems a step further than simple manners, it tells me these fucks think these creations are a thing worth taking pride in. It speaks to an actual lack of taste.

[Anonymous No.14193169]

>>14193137
Honestly I don't see much wrong with that other than the chicken. Steamed veggies are always nice and the mash looks nice and thick, my preference. No idea what that gravy is tho. Sausage gravy?

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[Anonymous No.14193185]

>>14193103
It sort of looks like that spinach lasagne. I looked into the depths of it (and it was indeed as though looking into hell itself), but looks like her 'lasagna' is actually some sort of noodle. Maybe cavatappi or similar.

[Anonymous No.14193187]

>>14192744
That’s poop. I know because my poop looked like that today after drinking a bottle of vodka last night.

[Anonymous No.14193188]

Women are baby incubators, nothing more. This shit is abhorrent. Fucking simp cucks tolerating this shit so bitches think they can cook and will continue to cook like this. Fuck all of you.

[Anonymous No.14193191]

>>14193082
Made me chuckle. My dog leaves this kind of logs.

[Anonymous No.14193202]

>>14193179
I've seen much worse in this thread even. At least it's not grey

[Anonymous No.14193207]

>>14193163
There are most definitely people in the world who just have no chance at certain things all because of pride, sadly. I assume they wouldn't take criticism too well, but maybe the positive reinforcement will make them consider going to a cooking class or buying a recipe book.

[Anonymous No.14193211]

last one I have, caption says bananas with chocolate

[Anonymous No.14193214]

>>14193155
if you're unwilling to be honest for the sake of someones feelings over such a minor thing like cooking, you're a coward and a shit person to be in a relationship
you're actively preventing someone from growing and improving by telling them they are doing a good job when they aren't

[Anonymous No.14193225]

>>14193214
I bet you wonder why you're single.

[Anonymous No.14193230]

>>14193214
My original point was if that the food is fine to begin with and they've tried their best, it's alright to say tell them that it's fine and the encouragement would lead them to cooking again - and practice most certainly makes perfect. If the food makes you throwup at the taste or is going to make you ill, of course you're going to tell them otherwise. You can help someone grow and improve without immediately telling them their effort was shit.

[Anonymous No.14193232]

>>14193093
Get rid of the bread and I am with it.

[Anonymous No.14193234]

>>14193214
>such a minor thing like cooking
Like it or not Anon, people do get emotionally invested in the things they cook. It's minor in the grand scheme of things, but on the personal level it's still something that they took time and effort to make. But then again, you're just posting to make sure everyone knows how much of a hardass you are, so who gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.14193262]

>>14193234
He is right. Nothing gets done by being a soft bitch. If the person can't take it because it is food they are no better than their base animal instincts. Treat them like the bad monkey they think they are.

[Anonymous No.14193278]

>>14193262
What a fuckin badass, kicking soft monkey bitches to the curb. Can I hang out with you and get some of your side trim bro

[Anonymous No.14193305]

>>14192840
a raw mushroom and gefilte fish?

[Anonymous No.14193332]

>>14193278
Don't have any trim. Only cucks have sex with women that have had other dicks inside of them.

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>>14192913
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on the internet. This beats tubgirl

[Anonymous No.14193477]

>>14193080
>In Kingston we like our chicken petois and dry
>fried fried chicken fried fried chicken
>ion lion from zion
Jamaican cuisine is a fucking meme

[Anonymous No.14193504]

most of this stuff isn't THAT bad, i've had my fair share of unappetizing home made meals. but holy fuck, i'm self aware enough to at least know it looks like shit and not share it on the internet unironically, that's the real problem with most of these. eat cut up hotdogs and macaroni is ok, acting like its gourmet cooking that will "keep your man" is insanity

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>>14193477
shaddap you

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>>14193631
At least the chicken gave consent

[Anonymous No.14193660]

>>14193650
That's not how that meme works, you dumb fuck.

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>>14192744
What is this in OP, tho?

[Anonymous No.14193685]

None of them compare to this atrocity

[Anonymous No.14193688]

>>14193685
What is that?

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>>14193631
>>14193650
It couldn't give consent since it was incapacitated. #chickenlivesmatter

[Anonymous No.14193693]

>>14193091
That's why you need 4chan in your life because you build up an immunity to shitposts.

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>>14193688
How you join the 700 Club.

[Anonymous No.14193697]

>>14193225
I know why I'm single
because when the corona virus started my GF moved from NY to kentucky, her birthday was on march 25th and I didn't drive there to see her
I told her the reason I didn't go is because it's an 11 hour trip and at that time I wasn't anticipating my job being shut down for this long

I figured she would be understanding that it's a pretty big ask for me to drive that far for one day and then have to rush back home for work
ended up drifting apart because of that plus the distance and now we are broken up as of 2 weeks ago

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>>14192780
Who doesn't like boiled steak and hotdog pudding?

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>>14193697
Do cucks really?

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>>14193169
The gracy has the same color as the chicken lmao

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>>14193230
This is a grown ass man. Respect brrethren

[Anonymous No.14193756]

>>14193087
>get called stupid on the internet
>kill yourself
jesus why

[Anonymous No.14193763]

>>14192909
>ketchup on waffle
extremely unholy

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>>14193788
I’d eat that. Nothing that wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.14193811]

>>14193211
That's probably good though even if it does look questionable.

[Anonymous No.14193814]

>>14193093
looks like something my mom would give me as a snack, kek
you know the hearts in it when the tangerine is all split up

[Anonymous No.14193816]

>>14193697
>because when the corona virus started my GF moved from NY to kentucky

Idiots like her are why it spread so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.14193837]

>>14192780
>>14193703
bro its rare steak, the best kind of steak.

[Anonymous No.14193844]

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.14194138]

>>14193688
Nyquil Chicken

[Anonymous No.14194151]

>>14192909
That's a lot of dogs

[Anonymous No.14194168]

>>14193844
congrats you're a sociopath

[Anonymous No.14194174]

>>14193080
im pretty sure this is what they pulled out of the world trade center when it collapsed.

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>>14194168
it's pasta.

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>>14193844
god i love this one so much

[Anonymous No.14194211]

do yt pipo really?

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>>14193188
dry dong detected

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>>14193816
not her fault really
her family lives in kentucky, she was living in NY with her moms friend
when all the colleges shut down her sons had to go back home so she needed to give up the room
I told her to just come stay with me but she didn't

[Anonymous No.14194315]

>>14193844
based and white trash pilled

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>>14193080
That looks like a fucking crime scene

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>>14193080
this is why black people will die of colon cancer before heart disease or diabetes

[Anonymous No.14194439]

voila

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>>14194439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Cz8r-FLZo

[Anonymous No.14194474]

>>14192915
Iv had simmular but like with actual sausage and eggs istead of waffles, threw some chipotle in the beans and it was actually bretty good. Definately a "i aint going shopping today" meal

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>>14192909
despite looking trashy this is probably the best tasting meal in this entire thread. Can't go wrong with hotdogs, waffles, and beans.

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>>14192759
Would eat. I used to do this with tortilla chips as a lad.

[Anonymous No.14194516]

>>14193844
old pasta

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>>14192780
I would murder someone if they served me this.

[Anonymous No.14194528]

>>14194519
It just looks like shit. I bet it is fine.

[Anonymous No.14194533]

>>14192780
Smothered porkchop and lima beans with sausage. It probably was pretty good. Could use some gravy on the chop but those limas look fine.

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>>14194528
>>14194533
>t. made that monstrosity

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>>14194508
Not gonna lie I used to do this with fritos.

[Anonymous No.14194614]

>>14192744
Looks like someone needs to call their gastroenterologist because your poop isn't supposed to look like that.
>>14192746
For England James/10
>>14192755
The Weed is Wearing Off/10
>>14192783
Did they died?
>>14192787
Shit like this is why we have so much domestic violence.
>>14192795
I can't even.
>>14192900
What the fuck is up with people not knowing how to cook chicken?
>>14192905
Vomit/10
>>14192909
Why even live at this point?
>>14192913
Worst so far. Whoever made this should be given a taste of my shoe, by allah.
>>14192916
This bitch may actually make something edible one day. Where there's life there's hope.
>>14193080
And black twitter says whites can't cook? Looks like Auschwitz on a plate. Somebody call the U.N.
>>14193082
Dog turd aside, it may be edible.
>>14193091
I remember my time in county lockup/10
>>14193093
Karen/10
>>14193095
What the fuck...
>>14193137
This would concern my mother. Maybe she'd feel bad for her and give her a tutorial before filing for divorce for me.
>>14193179
Re-entry/10 but need a cross section to confirm. They execute people for shit like this in California.
>>14193211
Got to schedule a vet appointment for Rex.
>>14193631
I'd actually eat that. Becky/10
>>14193685
This should earn you a boat ride to Liberia.

[Anonymous No.14194625]

>>14193106
>>14193103
Especially shitty cheap American cheese will do that. It's not green but a weird gray–brown, and the picture just has shit lighting and white balance.

[Anonymous No.14194680]

>>14194614
holly massreply
nobody cares about your snarky comments you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.14194686]

>>14193650
Don't quit your day job

[Anonymous No.14194688]

>>14194680
Yet you replied.
Don't you have a footlocker to loot or something?

[Anonymous No.14194726]

>>14192824
We don't do that, anon.

[Anonymous No.14194737]

>>14193693
Honestly 4chan is nothing like real-life social media. Nothing on 4chan approaches how horrendous it is to get dogpiled by niggers on an account with your actual name and actual face on it.

[Anonymous No.14195076]

>>14193685
tree nyquil chickn got me floatin thru the dextroverse ...

[Anonymous No.14195090]

>>14193688
Newfag detected

[Anonymous No.14195091]

>>14194614
fuck off

[Anonymous No.14195198]

>>14194614
Didn't ask, faggot

[Anonymous No.14195252]

>>14194614
what kind of retard does this

[Anonymous No.14195377]

Does anyone have the one that says "bout to go in on these hoes" and it's a plate of shitty ass nachos or something?

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>>14193188
wew lad/10

[Anonymous No.14195449]

>>14193697
Reasonable, but extremely autistic person detected.

[Anonymous No.14195517]

>>14193844
based
>>14194176
you know pasta can be based on truth right? It being pasta does not mean it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.14195529]

>>14192908
>>14192922
I think it's enchiladas. You can see the tortillas more clearly on the other person's plate

[Anonymous No.14195531]

>>14194519
Especially if it's for Christmas dinner, like they claim.

[Anonymous No.14195544]

>>14193688
Sleepytime Chicken

[Anonymous No.14195656]

>>14195517
t. daddy issues

[Anonymous No.14195695]

>>14193650
I for one thought it was funny Carlos

[Anonymous No.14195745]

>>14193211
I've never seen bananas shaped quite so... non-banana shaped

[Anonymous No.14195767]

>>14192780
the pepper looks like a bad instagram filter

[Anonymous No.14195779]

>>14193021
It’s a shitpost. She also an heroed, possibly from the massive amount of hate she got for it.

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>>14193697
Fuck that hoe bro.

[Anonymous No.14195819]

>>14195784
Looks like gargabe but still better than some of the shit that passes for pizza around here.

[Anonymous No.14195848]

>>14193080
>>14193085
>this is how you get a niggerman and keep a niggerman

[Anonymous No.14195870]

>>14195784
bruh....

[Anonymous No.14195893]

>>14192769
>>14192916
These ones look okay.

[Anonymous No.14195896]

>>14192840
raw portobelo mushroom and 4 balls of wonder bread ad water shaped by hand like playdoh

[Anonymous No.14195917]

>>14193080
so this is all the spice black people talk about
now i get it

[Anonymous No.14195954]

>>14195784
i made my first pizza from scrtch last week and i dont know how to bake and stiill looked way better than that shit

[Anonymous No.14196201]

>>14192759
I love how you can still see exactly where the three slices of cheese landed, even after they’re supposedly melted.

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>>14196680
Is that burger just frozen or is that cheese moldy?

[Anonymous No.14196821]

>>14195517
>sociopaths beat their wives
yeah no shit

[Anonymous No.14196837]

>>14194614
shut the FUCK up fuckin dork as nerd

[Anonymous No.14196857]

>>14193137
>charlotta
... joggers.

[Anonymous No.14196887]

>>14193477
its insane how unbelievably stingy they are with the portions, like the worlds gonna fucking end if you give me more than 3 mouthfulls of chicken and 4 mouthfulls of rice and a thimble of hot sauce

[Anonymous No.14196892]

>>14194439
people who order pasta from takeaway pizza joints get what they deserve

[Anonymous No.14196893]

>>14196680
Those are the frozen angus burgers from costco. They're not bad, but I recommend that you take off the cheese, follow the cooking directions (even microwave works if you follow what they say) and once it's done, put a slice of fresh cheese on it, and microwave for 15 seconds.

[Anonymous No.14196912]

>>14192795
hahaha the response kills me

[Anonymous No.14196955]

>>14193844
Been so long

[Anonymous No.14196979]

>>14192780
those butterbeans with sausage look good tho
although I'd rather have it with cornbread than rice

[Anonymous No.14197024]

>>14193844
It's still tasty to this day

[Anonymous No.14197057]

>>14193844
You are a disgusting person and I hope your wife leaves you one day and divorces you. You better hope I don't find out where at in Oregon you live, bucko.

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That's you, the middle section is me karate kicking you for being a womanizing shithead.
HIYAH!!!

[Anonymous No.14197093]

>>14197057
lol!! great post anon!!! lmao!

[Anonymous No.14197095]

bros whats it like living a lie? whats it like having to choke down your girlfriends horrendous excuse for food and pretend that you even slightly enjoyed it? when she presents with you literal kindergarten tier cuisine and your immediate reaction is to just stare at her and say "what the fuck is this shit?". How do you stop yourself from doing that? mediocre pussy can't be enough of a driving force here, its not like you're banging super models.

[Anonymous No.14197096]

>>14193844

[Anonymous No.14197098]

>>14194614
God damn I wanna beat the shit out of you

[Anonymous No.14197099]

>>14194614
based

[Anonymous No.14197107]

>>14197095
Banging super model here. I don't let her cook anything but breakfast food which I hardly eat. Because I do all the real cooking and she can tell the difference, she is too intimidated to feed me slop

Know your strengths in a relationship bro. She does a lot of things better than I can too so I let her do those.

[Anonymous No.14197116]

>>14197107
oh so you just don't let her cook at all then, makes sense.

[Anonymous No.14197129]

>>14197116
I let her make me eggs occasionally and tell how amazing they are.

[Anonymous No.14197155]

>>14192900
I realize that there's the phrase "winner winner chicken dinner", but apparently the loser gets one too.

[Anonymous No.14197191]

I thought my cooking was bad because I fuck up every time I try new stuff till I found out what some friends cooked and it's terrible like meal prep tier boiled dry chicken.
I make the ugliest food but it tastes pretty good now because I know how to match up fat with acid and fresh food to make it not gross.

[Anonymous No.14197194]

[Anonymous No.14197213]

>>14194614
I feel so much secondhand embarrassment when I see shit like this, do these people even think before they submit something this insane

[Anonymous No.14197256]

>>14194614
I don't get the hate for this one, I think mass replies have character

[Anonymous No.14197262]

>>14195767
>implying there's a such thing as a good instagram filter

[Anonymous No.14197514]

>>14192769
ah, a perfect slice of 'go 'za

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[Anonymous No.14197597]

>>14193844
wtf man that's like abuse or something, that's not cool

[Anonymous No.14197658]

>>14197561
That could be Gordon Ramsay

[Anonymous No.14197895]

>>14193105
>>14193105
tangerine tacos could be pretty fuego desu

[Anonymous No.14197907]

>>14193650
CAAARLOOOS

[Anonymous No.14197915]

>>14196892
same applies to people who get pizza from pasta places
why the fuck can these places do one but not the other?

[Anonymous No.14197927]

>>14197915
>pasta places
never heard of such a place

[Anonymous No.14197963]

>>14197927
you should get out more

[Anonymous No.14197967]

>>14193756
"the straw that broke the camels back" comes to mind. she obviously didn't end her life purely because she cooked chicken wrong this one time

[Anonymous No.14198073]

>>14197191
You cook that?

[Anonymous No.14198124]

>>14195784
That one was a classic, probably some of the worst cheese on a pizza I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.14198155]

>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself
>>14194614
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.14198157]

>>14193080
would eat

[Anonymous No.14198427]

>>14192780
>4 Xmas
This is a Christmas meal. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.14198478]

>14194614

[Anonymous No.14198620]

>>14197658
>could be

[Anonymous No.14198838]

>>14198155
Based

[Anonymous No.14198841]

>>14193234
No shit? That's why you want them to improve, anon. Help them use their time and effort better. You don't gotta go drill sergeant about it straight away, make a creatively worded suggestion first, all the way up to drill sergeant, or whatever level you deem necessary. If this person cooks for you daily with no possible way for you to cook at the time and you're one bland meal away from going insane, yeah, you might wanna step it up or something.

[Anonymous No.14198901]

Do people unironically eat from plastic/paper dishes at home?
Im from Eastblockshitistan and even we have dishes and a dishwasher

[Anonymous No.14199016]

>>14198901
yeah because its one less step in the cleanup

[Anonymous No.14199129]

>>14192755
This doesn't look that bad I would definitely try it. Photo skills aren't doing any favors though.

[Anonymous No.14199184]

>>14195848
Look st this cracker mad that the jew runs his life

[Anonymous No.14199219]

>>14194226
Seethe harder hag

[Anonymous No.14199235]

>>14193844
I love that this one is guaranteed newfag replies. It's a timeless classic.

[Anonymous No.14199265]

>>14195449
You aren't being reasonable

[Anonymous No.14199301]

Karelian pie with butter, avocado, cream cheese and strong blue cheese. Originally from >>>/int/124571176

[Anonymous No.14199374]

>>14199301
Sounds weird. Probably isn't that good. But id be damned if I wouldn't at least try it.

[Anonymous No.14199509]

>>14193844
Hey it's been a minute

[Anonymous No.14199517]

>>14194614
You're not funny and you will never see a vagina in your lifetime

[Anonymous No.14199523]

>>14194737
Idk man tripfags get bullied all the damn time

[Anonymous No.14199608]

[Anonymous No.14199619]

>>14199517
Uh, but I just have to go to a nude beach?

[Anonymous No.14199646]

>>14193091
>two and a half years after a successful troll
>kills self because troll is so successful
Pretty sure that's not why. Getting off on trolling is often accompanied by being unbalanced at a fundamental level.

[Anonymous No.14199803]

>>14196680
The meat? looks like someone scooped up cat litter and molded it into a patty

[Anonymous No.14199822]

>>14198155
likk yourself

[Anonymous No.14199869]

>>14192780
i think this is probably a case of bad photography. the bone does have a char. you can see that the hotdog actually kinda looks like it might be kielbasa.

maybe its likea german potato salad type thing.

its could be good and just be that the flash is on.

[Anonymous No.14199897]

>>14193137
>am i the only one that sees it?

[Anonymous No.14199952]

>>14196680

[Anonymous No.14199989]

>>14192916
How is anyone saying that steak looks oky?

[Anonymous No.14200024]

>>14194737
>Honestly 4chan is nothing like real-life social media. Nothing on 4chan approaches how horrendous it is to get dogpiled by niggers on an account with your actual name and actual face on it.
Don't post stupid shit on the internet, it's not that hard

[Anonymous No.14200027]

>>14192783
>#healthy

[Anonymous No.14200102]

>>14199897
good shit

[Anonymous No.14200109]

>>14192795
Looks bad Todd

[Anonymous No.14200136]

>>14194614
Fuck you and your replies

[Anonymous No.14200153]

>>14198155
based

[Anonymous No.14200221]

>>14200024
Go ahead and un-post this post just to show me how not hard it is, retard

[Anonymous No.14200230]

>>14200221
My post is fine, you're a normalfag crying about "real social media" and getting dogpiled and having your feefees hurt like a woman

[Anonymous No.14200237]

>>14200230
You'll look back on these posts in around five years and consider yourself to have been retarded, if you're a child like you sound. If you're a manchild, you've never looked back on anything, and you won't start now.

[Anonymous No.14200247]

>>14200237
Okay faggot, you sound like a woman

[Anonymous No.14200250]

>>14196887
You've clearly only been to meme restaurants or had a box lunch
A real jamaican place is giving you 3/4 box of rice. Depends on where you go and what you get but some places are stingy with the meat

[Anonymous No.14200286]

>>14200221
Tell me that Anon's name or location. Or just point out which Anon he is in any other thread. Then your parallel might hold some water.

[Anonymous No.14200339]

>>14200221
His point was don't stay stupid shit in the first place, not say stupid shit and then cry it can't be removed.

>>14200230
Your neckbeard is palpable.

[Anonymous No.14200417]

>>14196201
That's four slices baby, we ain't sparing no expenses today.

[Anonymous No.14200446]

>>14192905
>>14192913
>>14193380
>>14193048
yalls never had creamed corn?

[Anonymous No.14200465]

>>14192913
>So what kind of sauce should we dress the chicken with? BBQ? Buffalo?
>NAH BRO JUST PUT SOME MELTED LARD AND PEPPER ON IT

[Anonymous No.14200489]

>>14195745
Thank the nannystate for banana laws. And GMO for the traditional Cavendish.

[Anonymous No.14200490]

>>14193093
>single slice of processed cheese
>toast with vegemite? nutella? blackberry jam?
>rolled up Ham
>two tiny tomatoes
>banana half
>buttered toast
>5 orange slices
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.14200503]

>>14199608
This looks like a angry video game nerd joke come to life
>INSTEAD OF PLAYING THIS GAME, I'D RATHER EAT A PUKE SALAD WITH EXTRA POOPOO CACA ON TOP AND KIWIS ON THE SIDE

[Anonymous No.14200525]

>>14199608
What is this? I am guessing uma delicia of origin.

[Anonymous No.14200542]

>>14200490
nutella is very light brown, blackberry jam is purple, marmite/veggimite is that colour.
cheese looks like cheddar not pasteurized processed. my guess is UK.

[Anonymous No.14200583]

>>14193093
looks like a fancy lunchables equivalent for a kid
don't hate this at all

[Anonymous No.14200659]

>>14193091
Rest in Peace.

[Anonymous No.14200751]

>>14192795
>Looks bad Todd

[Anonymous No.14200766]

>>14193844
fucking BASED

[Anonymous No.14200777]

>>14194439
I think you meant "wa-la"

[Anonymous No.14201100]

>>14193080
Do black people really?

[Anonymous No.14201110]

Todd btfo

[Anonymous No.14201164]

>>14194614
Tired of this crap

[Anonymous No.14201496]

I don’t understand how anyone forgets this legend

https://youtu.be/ItcgIIGeFnc

[Anonymous No.14201654]

>>14198073
Yeah it tastes pretty good but its a mess.
It's hamburger paddy with cheese on top, bacon, egg, mayo, hot sauce, pickles, egg, fried onion, capsicum and lots of really thin slices of tomato though almost every layer that makes it way better.

[Anonymous No.14201830]

>>14192744
Looks more like an abortion than a defecation to me

[Anonymous No.14201958]

>>14192905
What kind of fucking barbarian lets cream corn touch their mashed potatos?

[Anonymous No.14201960]

>>14197057
XD

[Anonymous No.14201994]

>>14201496
Anyone know if he’s still alive? Hasn’t posted in awhile.

[Anonymous No.14202002]

>>14192916
How can you fuck up baked potatoes?
Steak looks mutant wtf

[Anonymous No.14202008]

>>14193105
How do you know it’s not bad?

[Anonymous No.14202014]

>>14193650
CARLOS!!!
>send help, sides

[Anonymous No.14202017]

>>14193660
How’s it suppose to work? I thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.14202026]

>>14200777
>14194240
Damn trip 7s

[Anonymous No.14202060]

>>14201994
Jack is still alive, last I remember he was testing a new brand of sauces

[Anonymous No.14202449]

>>14202060
The the real roast is always in the comments.

[Anonymous No.14202560]

>>14200525
I assumed thick oatmeal with fruit but the longer I look at it the less I’m sure.

[Anonymous No.14202604]

>>14193187
>>14194614
fixated on shit - you must be germans, scat lovers

[Anonymous No.14202975]

>>14202449
Go away. Post that YouTuber spam in the webm threads.

[Anonymous No.14202981]

>>14197095
Most "men" are desperate cucks with no self respect that latch onto the nearest pussy so they aren't "lonely". Bunch of slack jawed faggots.

[Anonymous No.14203266]

>>14197057
yea, kick his ass anon!

[Anonymous No.14203384]

>>14193844
Pasta asides, do people really have problem with cooking when in couple? I unironically almost always cooked for my partners (except when I didn't have the time to do it after work obviously), I find it quite soothing to try to make something good idk.

[Anonymous No.14203433]

>>14192780
This is why every man needs to learn how to cook. Seriously, I'm not saying you must shit on your gf because she makes bad food, but at least take turns cooking or cook with her so you don't have to be reliant on this shit.

[Anonymous No.14203457]

>>14193155
>t. rostie

[Anonymous No.14203469]

>>14198155
dubs of basedness

[Anonymous No.14203806]

voila

[Anonymous No.14203817]

>>14203806

[Anonymous No.14203834]

>>14192900
Doesn't Jack Scalfani already have his own cooking show?

[Anonymous No.14203848]

>>14192744
Blueberry cake?

[Anonymous No.14203932]

>>14201994
He just posted a video on "gamer food" yesterday.

[Anonymous No.14203953]

>>14198155
Thisvm??

[Anonymous No.14204051]

This one comes with a story. Dude wanted a roast duck for New Year dinner, but the shops didn't had whole ducks, only duck parts. He felt bad about not having whole duck, so he tried to make a whole duck by sewing the parts to each other. Before that his sister was baking gingerbread on the kitchen and some food coloring got onto a duckenstein making it look like it's moldy or rotten, dude was unable to wash it away, so he decided to paint entire duck blue. And then he shoved an orange and celery stick up its ass because he can.

[Anonymous No.14204103]

>>14204051
this is horrifying

>sukka blatt!!

[Anonymous No.14204190]

>>14203848
Kind of looks like there are melted cheese shreds on it too though.

[Anonymous No.14204243]

>>14193844
beyond based

[Anonymous No.14204293]

>>14198155
based

[Anonymous No.14204299]

>>14199608
my my my, what do we have here?

[Anonymous No.14204304]

>>14198155
excellent post

[Anonymous No.14204319]

>>14198155
Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.14204365]

>>14198155
turbobased

[Anonymous No.14204371]

>>14192795
looks bad todd

[Anonymous No.14204375]

>>14199301
Now that you know how to make them go back to using rice and topping with egg butter / normal cheese

[Anonymous No.14204380]

>>14204051
That's fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.14204431]

>>14194726
I mean it IS beans on toast, just not the cucumber slices.

[Anonymous No.14204502]

>>14198155
dubs of truth

[Anonymous No.14204531]

>>14201496
>only taking pulled pork to 160

[Anonymous No.14204544]

>>14192783
This is actually quite nice.
I also make raw chicken breast jerky

[Anonymous No.14204550]

>>14204531
Thats plenty

[Anonymous No.14204575]

>>14200503
kek

[Anonymous No.14204597]

>>14204051
>he tried to make a whole duck by sewing the parts to each other.
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.14204797]

>>14196680
>Covered in burger dust

Dust your hamburger, you slob

[Anonymous No.14204823]

>>14203806
I'm contacting the Hague right now. Prepare for your warcrimes trial in 7-10 business years.

[Anonymous No.14204876]

>>14204051
Holy shit I’m crying

[Anonymous No.14205534]

>>14204797
Its ice.

[Anonymous No.14205585]

>>14194614
I don't approve of mass replying but I also feel bad about you getting so much hate. Have a smile instead :3

[Anonymous No.14205596]

>>14192905
sorry, what are those octopus arm looking things? are they octopus arms?

[Anonymous No.14205598]

>>14193694
I don't get the reference but I'm in tears

[Anonymous No.14205599]

>>14192909
those look like the potato waffles, not sweet kind

[Anonymous No.14205614]

>>14192926
where in that post did it say it was easier?

[Anonymous No.14205623]

>>14193844
>Do with this information what you will

[Anonymous No.14205646]

>>14205596
Now that you've said that I can't unsee it, I thought they were bacon that had burned where it was in contact with the pan

[Anonymous No.14205680]

>>14193844
always upsets me when the volume of newfag replies is greater than I expect

[Anonymous No.14205686]

>>14205646
I think you're right, I can see the bacon now. thank you kind stranger.

[Anonymous No.14205702]

>>14198155
i agree with you but don't stoop to his level

[Anonymous No.14206084]

>>14205623
Who comes up with this shit

[Anonymous No.14206112]

>>14194614
Yeah, I'm thinking this post is based

[Anonymous No.14206116]

>>14205534
Nah it's dust.

[Anonymous No.14206384]

>>14194614
I hope you stub your toe and it becomes a serious wound that requires going to the ER

[Anonymous No.14206408]

>>14192795
Looks great Todd my schoolfellow

[Anonymous No.14206572]

>>14192900
What is that? Poached salmonella?

[Anonymous No.14206665]

>>14193091
classic braaivleis good food

[Anonymous No.14206863]

>>14193155
The reason why I am best cook from my relatives is that I post my creations here sometimes as a reality check.
You don't get better by having honey rubbed on your ears, but by having someone shit all over you.

[Anonymous No.14207449]

[Anonymous No.14207732]

>>14193179
the only thing i see wrong with this is the baby portion of potato

[Anonymous No.14207902]

>>14207449
Sloppily presented but it doesn't look terrible. The ratio of filling to bun is way off though, but I think that's a problem with most modern burgers that try to be "gourmet".