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>ITT webm

>> No.14192198

If god is real, why does he allow such evils to exist?

>> No.14192443

free will

>> No.14192460

thats a fucking long winded way to extract MSG

>> No.14192537

And you can just buy MSG from a store. I bought some from a local Asian gas station/grocery store hybrid.

>> No.14192543

can anyone get me some egg-related webms?

>> No.14193020

kill yourself

>> No.14193795
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My kind of thread

>> No.14193804
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>> No.14194278

wtf???? is this real?...???

>> No.14194436

Yes. I've travelled throughout asia and these types of stalls are pretty common at night markets

>> No.14194522

How does the cat get out?

>> No.14194569

Very disappointing webm thread :(

>> No.14194588

Oh this is how American cheese is made.

>> No.14194589
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>> No.14194601

yea its real its called King of the Catfort

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Is this guy some kind of "Artist" that is doing these abominations to show the world his "art" or just some fucked up /b/tard reject?

>> No.14194908
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>salts the doritos

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>"Chef" Gordon Ramsay

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>> No.14195269

I literally have no fucking idea what I just watched here.

>> No.14195281

Meh. Not too bad. Still wouldn't go to the effort, though.

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>> No.14195327

Based. Would eat/10

>> No.14195333

Got bored at 00:23

>> No.14195350

Why does he make such a big fucking deal about chewing? What a fucking amateur. Should just swallow them whole. Fucking cunt. Only redeeming quality of the whole thing is he's forced to swallow back some of his own puke towards the end.

>> No.14195373

Most fucking retarded and inefficient cooking method I've ever seen.

>> No.14195427

10/10. Love the twist.

>> No.14195437

Excruciatingly too long. Looks radioactive anyway. No, thanks.

>> No.14195444

Kawaii, but looks shit to have to actually eat.

>> No.14195447

Meh. Doesn't look like it would taste that great.

>> No.14195475

Tourist gimmick shit. Look raw anyway. Would not eat.

>> No.14195479

Very nice. 10/10 would eat

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>> No.14195488

Have they not fucking discovered fire or are they just pranking that white guy?

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>> No.14195507

Why is he on a racetrack?

>> No.14195542

>skewer snaps off inside egg

>> No.14195543

They probably separate the yolk and white, and beat them separately, while beating the whites into a meringue then folding it with the yolks.

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>> No.14195571

You know the board is fucked when this is what is posted in a simple "webm" thread.

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>> No.14195625

stop with the FUCKING EGGS I have not been on this board for over a year and its still just FUCKING EGGS you stupid fucking retards I swear to god
I hope you all fucking burn in hell you dumb pieces of shit

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>> No.14195760

Why aren't you?

>> No.14195771

>guacamole with egg yolk in it, put it in the egg white

ok? I feel like his wouldn't be bad, but also neither of these things add enough to eachoher to be worth he effort?
Like you could just have guacamole or deviled eggs, combining them seems pointless.

>> No.14196011

theyre probably just pranking him. "primitive" people often find it hilarious to trick white people into doing or saying stupid things

>> No.14196135

I have an avocado tree and would never make so much effort, just eat scrambled eggs and sliced avocado with some salt, everyday, avocados are great on their own

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Anything besides eggs?

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What in the fuck did I just watch.

>> No.14196380

the bagel looks v undercooked

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>> No.14196402

if they stopped on phase 2 and have larger bread so it all fit, i would eat the fuck out that

>> No.14196418

I'd honestly rather have a normal omelet

>> No.14196421

That would be Homer Simpson's favorite sandwich in the world.

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>> No.14196429

Is this satire

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>> No.14196465

No wonder africa is a shithole. Theres something missing in jogger brain

>> No.14196606

holy shit

>> No.14196613

>Should just swallow them whole.
he is not a snek

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>> No.14196634

Any respect I have ever had for this man was immediately thrown out the window after viewing this Webm.

>> No.14196637

I don't think you can swallow a raw egg whole.

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>> No.14196658

Raw egg, meh.

>> No.14196666

"they're just like us"

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>> No.14196696

looks like a piss-soaked tampon

>> No.14196701

Based Finnish server goblin.

>> No.14196705

These are so much better when there's sound and you can hear his insane Finnic rambling going on constantly.

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>> No.14196752

Can we please just find where these people live and burn them alive already?

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whats this guys channel again? is this the same guy who undercooks like 5 eggs in a saucepan, then pours them out on a plate?

>> No.14196906

fucking WHY

>> No.14197033

Pasi Viheraho but if you dont speak finnish the channel is pretty useless to you

>> No.14197166

>red fritos

how in the fuck? those chilli cheese fritos aren't even remotely close to that color. It looks like the red fritos Taco Bell used to put in burritos and shit

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>> No.14197331

how is it a trick when they do it themselves? ie. eating sand eggs etc.

>> No.14197347

the sound this machine makes is pretty good

>> No.14197450

Who would go to all that effort doing that to the hotdogs ffs. Besides, it would've been better with cheese.

>> No.14197453

They're not raw, they're boiled, dope. Have you never watched a professional gorge competition? They literally just dip whatever it is in water and then swallow whole.

>> No.14197486

Yeah, I'm always a little surprised that stuff like this doesn't happen faster. Same with that Chef Boyardee in the lava.

>> No.14197493

total fucking waste

>> No.14197497


They're raw. He's chewing the shells.
You can see the yolk dribble from the first one.

>> No.14197499

Fucking Japanese. Of course.

>> No.14197501

Because not being able to see the screen every time you lift food to your mouth is infinitely preferable to just holding a fork in the other hand and being able to see the screen constantly.

Fucks sake.

>> No.14197524

im geting some Tetsuo vibs from this

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>> No.14197536

I swear everytime I see a food webm with latex or opaque gloves it's going to be some nightmare/cringe shit.

>> No.14197576

takeaway prison food?

>> No.14197599

Fucking japs come up with the worst versions of foods. And I know it's a jap because of the shitty knock off weber grill they sell at Cainz for 50 fucking bucks....

>> No.14197611

Absolute pig slop.

>> No.14197833

Literally eating catfood

>> No.14197851

I thought they were trying to reconstitute it to make tortillas. But this is worse.

>> No.14197862

now eat it you pussy

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>> No.14197877

>that cheeky grin towards the end
old cunt had me going for a minute but now I know he was taking the piss

>> No.14197880

I'm starting to understand the terrorists.

>> No.14197888

ah, finally some eggs that aren't fucking raw

>> No.14197925

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.14197929

I will choose free will

>> No.14198201

Those literally look the same. Is Jack just gaslighting everyone?

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>> No.14199279

What in the fuck?

>> No.14199879

AVE's BOLTR vid of this is fantastic

>> No.14199919

I'm really beginning to think the US and the USSR should have nuked the world into oblivion so that my generation couldn't grow up and give birth to the fucking millennials.

>> No.14199928

Kinda like how I separate my kids from my wife and beat them separately

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>> No.14199945

>Kinda like how I separate my wife's kids from my wife and beat them separately

>> No.14200069

>it's real

>> No.14200146

>flaccid penis

>> No.14200192

Bitch, what the fuck? I thought she was trying to make polenta

>> No.14200212

Fucking 60 IQ shit here.

>> No.14200290

this is great

>> No.14200356

Why the fuck am I still range banned?

>> No.14200420

their humour is too advanced for you to comprehend

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>> No.14200582

Absolutely disgusting. Fuck

>> No.14200602

Lays makes Flamin' Hot Fritos to go along with all the other shitty red chips they shit out while they keep on getting rid of the actual good stuff.
Bring back Fiery Habenero Pepsi, I will donate my right nut.

>> No.14200647

conceptualize the sense of the olfactory

>> No.14200698

>shows sticking toothpick into quad stack
>never shows taking it out
Imagine biting into a burger to get a big hole in your palate.

>> No.14200700

>Starting with sesame oil
Fucking dumbass, you use it to finish because all the flavor burns off really easily.

>> No.14200732

This is ultimately just following the long and goofy Japanese tradition of Chindogu:

>> No.14200741

They cut out the bit were the boigah was sliced in half, no doubt the toothpick fell out after that which is why they had to stick two new ones in either half.

>> No.14200758

ofcourse, that's so genius!

>> No.14200795

He likes it

>> No.14200804

What is the capital of Merengue?

>> No.14200823

this. It would be much better with a runny centre.

>> No.14200849

Nigga what effort you lazy fuck?

>> No.14200872


I will choose a ready guide in some celestial voice

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I want to flip that obnoxious fag upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.14200997

How does a dinosaur know what foods is?

>> No.14201050
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He's a clever guy. Like all corvids

>> No.14201065

Rustic, simple, delicious.

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>> No.14201138

Except by being a serious product intended for actual commercial sale, it's inherently no longer chindogu by that same site's own criteria.
>5. Chindogu are not for sale
>If you accept money for your invention, it ceases to be chindogu. You have violated its spirit.

>> No.14201248

i'm pretty sure that if you're a tribe dude in the buttfuck of nowhere this is the best way to eat it since you can get some pretty nice nutrients from mud, there's a reason why parrots literally eat mud

>> No.14201316

Have you ever been in a screaming match with lentils?
Lentils are delicious. I have no idea why plebs don't absolutely love lentils.

>> No.14201423

What the fuck is in the water in new york? They really need to clean up their waterways.

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>> No.14201479

Because they need grit in their gizzard to digest seeds.

>> No.14201484

And when your wife tried to stop you from doing your duty, you corrected her, too.

>> No.14201489

made my night

>> No.14201535

This seems like a great way to get infested with whatever parasites were living in the dirt.

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It's like a hipster scotch egg. Also, the way she was cutting that avocado is just begging to end up in the hospital.

>> No.14201548

how does that even happen

>> No.14201552

Do Italians really?

>> No.14201560

Pretty sure he was trying to stick the knife into the pit to pull it out, and it not only went all the way through the pit, but his hand as well.

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time for some spicy asian food

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What the FUCK was that? Was that cool ranch rennet?

>> No.14201569

>muh free will
Is there a more brainlet theodicy?

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Scottish food, anyone?

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>> No.14201577

it was this thing called the "avocado challenge" which basically tricked a bunch of people into stabbing their hand. It's been completely scrubbed from the internet its an interesting case study.

>> No.14201578

O Kawaii koto...

>> No.14201579

Absolutely not

>> No.14201583

>Do Italians really?
They sure do.

>> No.14201668

my god she is so beautiful!

>> No.14201669

no, it's simply what happens when you spend your whole life drinking on state's dime.

>> No.14201855
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Just ... why?

>> No.14201876

nah unless you were raised to be a no taste fast food eater you wouldn't come up with this

>> No.14201891

COMPLETELY based and "O kawaii koto"-pilled

>> No.14201902

Stop ruining the magic.

>> No.14201904

you dropped your copy of thus spake zarathustra you philo 101 cuck

>> No.14201911

Now think long and hard and you might realize something. I don't know how people on the internet are still so naive.

>> No.14201922

yeah ok

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>> No.14201944

james vs gordon is far more superior than whatever this prick is doing.

>> No.14201955

It's Richard Hammond from Top Gear making fun of how the Scots deep fry fucking everything.

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i want to see satan herself make satan himself eggs.

>> No.14202127

Yes and that reason is that a big part of their diet is poisonous, and the mud contains an antidote to that posion.

>> No.14202172

More importantly, why the fuck didn't he just open the god damn bag like a normal human being.

>> No.14202175

Could you explain? Like you said< I couldn't find anything on this.

>> No.14202193

looks delicious. Would eat, no doubt about it.

>> No.14202256

we have ascended

>> No.14202262

Anon is pulling your leg, dumbfuckery like that isn't illegal and thus would never manage to get scrubbed off the internet because there's no grounds for dmca'ing anything.
A common method to remove the pith is to stab it with the EDGE of a chefs knife and remove it with a twist of the knife. The guy in the pic stabbed the pith with the pointy end instead, and as a result ended up impaling himself. Because he's a fucking retard.

>> No.14202337

It's really good if you don't take away so much of the avocado and put in crumbled bacon and cheese. I usually top it with some salsa too.

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rush fren

>> No.14202396

>I was only pretending to be retarded.

>> No.14202405

Their water has some of the lowest mineral content of major urban centers, which is fucking hilarious because those cucked retards are always talking about how its the "minerals in the NYC water" that make the dough so good.

>> No.14202412

Ah, I remember Rick Stein's India show. Had some great looking dishes.

>> No.14202439

>still blaming the millennials
Millennials are in their 30s now brother. Blame the zoomers.

>> No.14202451

Russian video farms. They own thousands of youtube channels and just churn out video after video after video. What the video is doesn't matter, enough go viral for stupid kids for them to turn a profit.

>> No.14202457

LOL! how do i upvote this?

>> No.14203456

They could've just steamed the egg on a bowl. This is retarded.

>> No.14203766

I made it once. Pretty good

>> No.14203802

Those are clearly tits anon. And not the man kind.

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>> No.14203825

Shit on my chest and call me animal names, you're right. I never noticed that until now.

>5 rounds of mozza
I can feel my arteries clogging up just from watching that. Chicago Pizza indeed.

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>> No.14203976

He's one step beyond that. He knows that people get in these moving boxes, so there must be some way inside.

>> No.14203990

same here, bretty gud

>> No.14204056

kind of a weird mukbang

>> No.14204070

I'm with Guy Fieri

>> No.14204080

Whoever raped this burger,
I hope Guga finds you and kills you.

>> No.14204096

Why not just make chili cheese dogs using the beer cheddar sauce?

>> No.14204111


I'm inspired to make brick toast pizza without the Japan.

>> No.14204137

America is a blight on the world.

>> No.14204168

thanks for posting the full video, that was hilarious. I wish gordan ramsey could cook me a special dish, anons :(

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>> No.14204455

Fix your eyes, she's a 5/10

>> No.14204498

literally burst into tears when they cut to the bowl of 200 gutted hot dog strips

>> No.14204532

This dude has a fuckin' cute dog

>> No.14204554

>cutting the bag open with a knife
>breaking the chips up with his hands in a bowl instead of while still in the bag
>salting the fritos
"Professional chef", huh?

>> No.14204641

What a whole lot of work for something so pointless.

>> No.14204667

omelettes get really gross when they are still creamy in the middle. my dad's would often turn out that way when he put in too many ingredients. that thing looks gross tasting

>> No.14204688

are there any frozen pizza brands that use city water and try to use it as a selling point?

>> No.14204883

If there were, it'd be as new yorker as Jon Stewart.

>> No.14204913
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Even without the candy it would still be s slop of you-know-what. I can't imagine what kind of retard thought that was worth filming and sharing.

>> No.14204970

Japanese humour seems kinda childish and retarded to me. But maybe I'm just never exposed to the good stuff. After all, the West produces plenty of really shitty comedy too, and maybe an outsider would only or mostly see that instead of the really sharp witty stuff that also exists.

>> No.14205017
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I've been wondering that too. Considering the force needed, I'm thinking she must have held the knife, blade upright, against a table and slammed the avocado down on it.

>It's been completely scrubbed from the internet
I believe you, buddy.

>> No.14205283

And here I can't draw jack shit even with a fucking 500 screen tablet and this motherfucker can draw perfect anime faces on fucking pancakes.

I'll go back to loomis

>> No.14205325
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The fucking puppy is so cute holy shit

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>> No.14205393

is that a fucked up Miku Nakano at 0:30?

>> No.14205416

Ishigami Yu from Kaguya-Sama: Love is War.

>> No.14205424

ah thank you

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>> No.14205536

>the current year
>not cooking your eggs with a blowtorch and thermite

>> No.14205543

>Considering the force needed
He was probably drunk, saw how you get a pit out of an avocado and just did it with some retard strength.
I've chopped some good skin cooking when I was drunk, at least I can still retain basic skills. Imagine trying something totally foreign to you like pitting an cado when you're drunk and on opiods. Shits about to turn sour quick.

>> No.14205546

>crumbled bacon and cheese
Adding two more fats to a fat egg wrapped in avocado fat

>> No.14205571

off by one letter

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>> No.14205592

all that work for what is essentially just scrambled eggs lmao

>> No.14205604

This is definitely the end times, bros.

>> No.14205625

what the fuck is going on here?

>> No.14205628

But perfectly rubbery.

>> No.14205964

this should piss me off, but chicago pizza is a fucking abomination anyway so who cares.

>> No.14205974

To allow man to punish himself through his own hubris. Ultimately dismantling pride and returning to the Lord.

>> No.14205985

Thanks for contributing

>> No.14206010

Im not even being hyperbolic, this webm made me more aggravated than anything else Ive ever seen here. FUCKING WHY, ITS THE WORST POSSIBLE VERSION OF ANY EGG DISH

>> No.14206015

so, perfect for you

>> No.14206027

this is just a scotch egg, why add bacon

>> No.14206034

He seriously looks like the highest functioning downie

>> No.14206060

There's a few videos of that guy fixing shit with instant ramen noodles. I also remember seeing one with a car and another with a sink.

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>> No.14206158

In a thread full of culinary atrocities, this is the worst

>> No.14206171
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Made this for dinner today, pretty good.

>> No.14206192

what's the easiest way to get tumeric stains out of pots and pans

>> No.14206204

didn't know the mcgriddle was still around

>> No.14206271

>Cooking chicken breast for an hour
Dry and fucking inedible.

>> No.14206284
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Does anyone have the webm for a chicken stew?

>> No.14206304

i bet that smells horrendous

>> No.14206318
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>> No.14206351

Egg curry is so delicious and amazing, cheap too if a poorfag.
Please give it a try anons.

>> No.14206363

I'd eat this, but not with ginger. Ginger is nasty.

>> No.14206368

yots be like

>> No.14206374

>Starts with a really shit brine
>Gets worse from there

>> No.14206397

wtf ginger is so tasty but I do agree it's really overpowering if not in moderation

>> No.14206751

i just dont fucking get it. cook eggs in a pan and spread avocado on toast instead of this weird bullshit

>> No.14206757
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because "everything good" is a boring hell-like existence with no trials.

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>> No.14206901

Oh no...are they eating caked blood from crushed mosquitos? What bug is that?

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>> No.14206947

>I'm soooo sorry honey!
>I was just so used to eating those cakes...
>No, please don't go ;_;

>> No.14206948

you don't :)
Real answer: repeatedly washing them and drying them.

>> No.14206995

Instead trash.

>> No.14207030

>the cheddar block
my sides

>> No.14207042

I got soy poisoning just from watching this.

>> No.14207140

Its never your generation, huh? If you guys gave birth to millenials, who do you think made them this way

>> No.14207172

They're called Kunga cakes. They're usually made out of a fuckload of flies or midges. Yes, some midges suck blood.

>> No.14207954

It might take longer and be more difficult BUT at least it tastes worse.

>> No.14207965

How does the cat get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.14207974

I'm browsing this board on my iPhone. Can somebody give me a brief synopsis of what's going on in this webum?

>> No.14207977

lmao oopsie woopsie someone hasn't cooked chicken properly before!!

>> No.14208000

They have to be fucking with the white guy.
"Yeah we eat like this, also have some cow shit it's good for you"

>> No.14208007

you can hide your weed in there

>> No.14208009

Classics. You know what it is.

>> No.14208018

completely awful brine, there is no equilibrium what so ever. Literally no doing anything.

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>> No.14208057

That looks fucking disgusting. Why are flaming hot Cheetos used in so many of these webms?

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>> No.14208134

miko is still a shit , ishi is for tsubame

>> No.14208278
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the last time i saw this vid was 8 years ago... back then it was a gif.

>> No.14208291

>Fuck watermelon
>Fix watermelon
Good as new and you get one time fleshlights

>> No.14208329

This looks fucking terrible. All that effort for basically some kind of shitty frozen kid food.

>> No.14208348

Wow. Pretty cool.

>> No.14208353

Should've added coconut milk.

>> No.14208420

And used thighs, not breasts.

>> No.14208448

HA! Japan absolutely annihilating Chicago

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>> No.14209555

whoa there moneybags

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