/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14189890]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.14189896]

Is that a bit of weed next to your mouse pad?

[Anonymous No.14189912]

>>14189890
british "cuisine" never fails to make me laugh

[Anonymous No.14189919]

>>14189912
>Austrailian cuisine

[Anonymous No.14189954]

>>14189896
That’s basil leaf residue from the toast sandwich lad
>>14189912
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.14189976]

>>14189954
>Toast sandwich
>Basil
Piss off ya posh cunt

[Anonymous No.14190023]

>>14189919
What was it called again? Faggot crumpet?

[Anonymous No.14190024]

>>14189890
What is that near the upper left? It kind of looks like a maggot.

[Anonymous No.14190029]

>>14190023
Fairy Bread

[Anonymous No.14190033]

Mouse turds and maggots, that's the UK in 2020.

[Anonymous No.14190043]

>>14190029
Even the feral kid wouldn't deserve that.

[Anonymous No.14190518]

>>14189919
Getting tons of those stuck in your teeth would be a fucking nightmare.

[Anonymous No.14190537]

lol anglos cooking is like children playing with food not knowing what to do with it

[Anonymous No.14190546]

>>14189919
do australians really?

[Anonymous No.14190556]

>>14189896
t. the american police

[Anonymous No.14190558]

>>14189890
I’m British and I can assure you this is a meme. I’ve never seen this anywhere in this country. Chip butty, or a fish finger butty, or a bacon butty, sure. Toast sandwich? Never. Pure nonsense.

[Anonymous No.14190563]

>>14190043
Is that Joe Dirt?
>just some pussy shit skoal
MM was dead after 1, 2 was decent.

[Anonymous No.14190564]

>>14190518
Worse is pussy hairs

[Anonymous No.14190570]

>>14190563
Emil Minty

[Anonymous No.14190578]

>>14190558
LIES, we know you like your icewiches, you just keep them secret.

[Anonymous No.14190579]

>>14190558
>I'm British

Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.14190587]

>>14190558
She looks like she's put that smoke out in her beer then forget and drink it.

[Anonymous No.14190604]

>>14190558
>Carlsberg
boyo give her a Stella and a wee chestie red

[Anonymous No.14190606]

>>14190570
It went over you're head. Mad Max was amazing 2 was OK.
A Boy and His Dog was pure postapoc kino. Mad Max 2 was too on the nose.

[Anonymous No.14190607]

>>14190579
>Stopped reading there
Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.14190627]

>>14190587
Been there, done that. It’s a British rite of passage.

[Anonymous No.14190658]

>>14190627
USA too cleaning up after a party in a family house, drink a beer thinking it's just a leftover and some ciggy butt goes in the mouth. It's pretty nasty.

[Anonymous No.14190680]

>>14190604
Stella, aka wife beaters.
The high majority of Stella drinkers also beat their wives.

[Anonymous No.14190729]

>>14190658
Same here. Except it’s in your uni flat with your mates, and your mum’s coming round to make you a Sunday roast but you just remembered the only roasting pan you have is in the bathroom full of sick. Good times.

[Anonymous No.14190757]

so what would american cuisine look like

[Anonymous No.14190806]

>>14190558
It's an old victorian recipe for invalids.
The Royal Society of Chemistry did a little publicity stunt in 2011 after the recession, saying "This sarnie costs 7.5p name a cheaper meal cunts I dare you" and shitposters haven't stopped beating this dead horse since.

[Anonymous No.14190858]

>>14190806
You forgot they tried to bring it back as a "student meal" for "cultural reasons" in 2015 as an alternative to beans on toast, the same institution that receives tax payer money to brain storm schemes to encourage young people to drink tea instead of coffee
Yes these are the most pressing problems in the UK

[Anonymous No.14191208]

>>14189890
Cool it with the anglophobia ITT, pigs.

How about zero racism at all? Whites are people too.