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14185928 No.14185928 [Reply] [Original]

Where is he when we need him most?

>> No.14185943

>>14185928
probably fucking his kids like the pedo he is

>> No.14185944
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14185944

>a non-political youtube channel making a video about a dessert called Orange Fool? HE'S MAKING FUN OF LE HECKIN TRUMPARINO!

>> No.14185957

I'm frustrated.

>> No.14185960

>>14185928
Would his character have owned slaves?

>> No.14185966

If he doesn't speak out he is a facist
>>14185944
This
/ck/ is a pro trans BLM board.

>> No.14185967

>>14185960
Yes, but he would have mated with them.

>> No.14185982

>>14185967
*his wife would have mated with them

>> No.14186013

>>14185928
Will he make Orange Fool 2 in November to dab on /ck/?

>> No.14186045

>>14185957

sexually frustrated

>> No.14186079

>>14185928
IM FRUSTRATED!!!

*throws molotov cocktail at cop*

>> No.14186082

>>14186013
I'd lose it lmao

>> No.14186097

>>14186013
>4 more years
>h-haha here's my second orange fool video, that'll show them

>> No.14186163

>>14185944
>the video were he is almost crying because people started arguing in his comments
;_; heartwrenching, he just wants to grill

>> No.14186185

Imagine watching this guy's commercials for his overpriced period kitsch.

>> No.14186199

>>14186097
4 more years of Joe Biden. Except this time, he's not the VP.

>> No.14186213

>>14186199
>he actually believes there is even a remote chance of biden becoming president
;)

>> No.14186328

>>14185928
fuck off to /b/ you shitposting faggot

>> No.14186347

>>14186163
why cant people just eat food

>> No.14186387

>>14186199
will he be in prison for being a pedo?

>> No.14186395

>>14186387
Who, Biden or Trump?

>> No.14186396

>>14185943
source on him being a pedo?

>> No.14186397

>>14186396
Just look at his face dude. You just know.

>> No.14186402
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>>14186397
He seems like a righteous dude to me

>> No.14186406

>>14186402
>righteous
I don't speak ebonics

>> No.14186420

>>14185960
His character doesn't seem nearly rich enough to have been a slave owner. Remember, slave owners were only ever 1% to 2% of the population.

>> No.14186432

>>14186420
What does his character do?

>> No.14186505

>>14185944
All the people “outraged” by him being disrespectful of the president were leftist false flaggers.

>> No.14186513

>>14185928
Who the fuck is "he" in the first place?
Are you such a moron shill poster that you expect me to look it up and give you clicks? You fucking moron clickbaiter faggot!

>> No.14186563

>>14186079
kek

>> No.14186613

>>14186513
Mormon, not moron.

>> No.14186617

>>14186505
Must be dedicated trolls to inhale so much Trump shit in their public likes and favorites
/pol/ must be a leftist troll board

>> No.14186623

>Townsend's and Wife's Son

>> No.14186927

>>14186432
He makes videos of himself cooking

>> No.14186940
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>>14186927
He also makes seditious radical leftist propaganda and then pleads ignorance like a coward when he's called out on it.

>> No.14186958
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>>14186623
instilling your own values on another man's progeny is pretty based

>> No.14186967

>>14186406
>"righteous"
>ebonics
holy fuck this word has been used for centuries to imply a virtuous person. i hate you zoomers

>> No.14186968
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>>14186927
Stop defending this communist sympathizer. Traitors like him should be dragged naked through the streets and then viciously torn apart by horses. Heil Drumpf! God-Emperor of all Humanity!!!

>> No.14186970

>>14186967
Righteous has been black panther slang since the 60's, I think I know who the zoomer is.

>> No.14186987

>>14186970
lets see whats older
>the bible
>the black panthers
real tough one

>> No.14186990

>>14186987
black people have been around for like 300,000 years, are you stupid?

>> No.14187131

>>14186617
>>14186940
>>14186968

>> No.14187456

>>14185928
>Where is he when we need him most?
He's innawoods building a log cabin to cook one-pot meals in while BBQing meat over the open fire.

>> No.14187954

he grindeth notemege for ous al

>> No.14187956

>>14186402
Holy shit that picture killed me hahahaha

>> No.14187982

>>14186968
If on ship the bitch would be keel hauled.

>> No.14188031

>>14185928
probably participating in the riots, dudes a turbolib. but he still makes food, so lets focus on that.

>> No.14188037

it's really a bummer that the second best cooking channel on youtube is damned to eternal memation just because of one single video among thousands

>> No.14188437

>>14186505
>All the people “outraged” by him being disrespectful of the president were leftist false flaggers.
No, Trumpfags really are that stupid and thin-skinned.

>> No.14188637

>>14188037
He knew exactly what he was doing, despite his crocodile tears and cowardly backpedaling.
>>14188437
The president is above criticism.

>> No.14188656

>>14188037
it's not really a good cooking channel, he just has neat and interesting content for people who are curious about historical food preparation. you won't learn much about cooking or good recipes from him. i mean, i'm sure there are good ones once in a while, but not really as many as on a dedicated modern cooking channel.

i say this as someone who likes the channel.

>> No.14188680

>>14188637
you are such a hypocrite. So obama is above criticism. You know that the current president is fucking retard.

I am getting tired of having to vote for the candidate I hate the least.

John did not make a video about donald trump.

>> No.14188687

>>14188680
are you fucking retarded
how could you take that bait?

>> No.14188710

>>14188680
Obongo was not a legitimate president.

>> No.14188860

he's so wholesome with good content y'all don't deserve him

>> No.14188884

>>14186013
It will be three foot tall glass of stale turds garnished with cheetos, Townsend will remove his pants and piss directly on the camera while loudly sobbing before farting the nation anthem, moving his ass cheeks as if they were talking to control the notes.

>> No.14188890

>>14188884
Sounds like NPR to me

>> No.14188969

>>14186940
>>14186968
>>14188031
>>14188437
>>14188637
>>14188884
I genuinely believe you people are mental defectives.
In a good society, you'd be locked in some institution far from the public eye to spare everyone else this fake and gay bullshit.

>> No.14189011

>>14188969
Alright fine Townsend told me the turds weren't going to be THAT stale

>> No.14190246

Jon Townsend is too pure for this world. An innocent.

>> No.14190249

>>14190246
he's a convicted child molester

>> No.14190255

>>14190249
Convicted for the purest form of love.

>> No.14190271

>>14190255
A gangster of love

>> No.14191061

bump

>> No.14191075

>>14185928
He's got bad credit

>> No.14191084

>>14190249
can you blame him? have you seen his daughter?

>> No.14191100

>>14185928
>disabled comment on the episode with his daughter
I can understand why he did it but it's still funny

>> No.14191144

>>14191100
link?

>> No.14191197

>>14191144
https://youtu.be/hLO8YsSHMHY

>> No.14191218

>>14191084

...pics?

>> No.14191225

>>14191197
they come across like they have a great sex life

>> No.14191283

has anyone tried his recipes?

>> No.14191284

>>14191283
recipes?

>> No.14191289

>>14191283
I tried one, it was like a George Washington custard thing, but the name escapes me.

>> No.14191437

>>14188656
that's because he's not a tryhard minmaxer, he's a history fan who enjoys cooking a satisfying meal. masterchef has made you unable to understand humanity for want of gourmet gimmicks

>> No.14191457

>>14188860
it's a sign of the sorry state of /ck/

>> No.14191678

>>14186397
Meanwhile you probably looked at Jeffery Epstein and thought: "Gee what a nice, wholesome man."

>> No.14191696

>>14186968
I've watched his videos for years and never got the impression he was a Bernie supporter. Besides the video where he makes an Orange Fool, do you have any other links to videos where he indicates he's a commie?

>> No.14191712

>>14188437
You're deranged. I watch Townsends on the regular and at worst I thought it could be a funny joke considering how everyone else thinks Orange Man Bad! If he doesn't like Trump I don't care cause I can't really tell. He doesn't bring up politics and you're trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.

>> No.14191720

>>14188710
Facts

>> No.14192229

>>14191457
>Townsend
Makes comfy 18th century food and actually admits it if a recipe turns out like shit. It’s actually refreshing to see compared to board favorites like Babish who seem to think buttered noodles is some kind of impressive and innovative recipe.

>> No.14192491

>>14191289
The orange dessert?

>> No.14193255

>>14186990
found the retard.

>> No.14193261

>>14191437
this is so dramatically different from what i said that i can only assume one of two things
1) you're projecting
or
2) you don't cook and aren't even capable of understanding what i meant

>> No.14193288

>>14186406
it's too big of a word for you, understandable just don't post next time buddy so nobody sees the trail of retard you left

>> No.14193510

>>14193261
k. he's still not a tryhard minmaxer. this must be too advanced for you to understand.

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>>14185944

>> No.14194777

New recipe out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3NXAVPEkgE

>> No.14194838

>>14194777
I'd gladly wash that down with some fresh orange fool.

>> No.14194854

>>14191696
>implying bernie supporters arent commies

hahahahahahaahaha

>> No.14195347

>>14194838
Makes sense, that one is a dessert

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>>14185928
>Sister, that was a funny post
>Father, you always say that

>> No.14196038

>>14191283
The baked onions were pretty good. The bread pudding sucked

>> No.14196099

>>14196038
>the bread pudding sucked
What went wrong?

>> No.14196124

Did he even mention Trump in the Orange Fool video? I am not going to go watch it, I will get my information secondhand from this board.

>> No.14196207

>>14185928
i just made those scrambled eggs today. they were pretty cool. actually i had no nutmeg so it wasnt super cool just regular cool.

>> No.14196555

>>14185928
he's participating in the #BlackOut and will not be posting for the duration.

>> No.14196561

>>14196207
the butter eggs?

>> No.14196564

>>14196555
He just posted a new video today, anon...

>> No.14196565

>>14196124
Literally all he does is bitch about Trump. He's just another Liberal with a bunch of hot air for brains. Don't seek out this channel unless you want to see Confusion & Propaganda from a dem troublemaker

>> No.14196596

>>14196555
>>14196564
>>14196565
Who is right????

>> No.14196627
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>>14196596
It's literally a recent recipe. Check the youtube.

>> No.14196630

>>14196627
>a pork pie to celebrate the death of cops (aka "pigs")

wow............just wow.

>> No.14196639

>>14196630
18th century cops?

>> No.14196647

>>14185960
He's from southern Indiana so it is unlikely.

>> No.14196650

>>14186420
why are there so many fucking niggers today then

>> No.14196651

>>14186940
I genuinely believe it was an honest mistake.

>> No.14196700

>>14196639
just like the orange fool video, he could have chosen literally anything else. Its all passive aggressive signalling. Expect 17th century "roasted pig on over a fire pit" next. Horrible!

>> No.14196711

>>14196700
>17th century
He's from the 18th century (1700s). Try again.

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>>14196711
>people roleplaying a 18th century character cant cook a recipe from a few decades earlier

>> No.14196733

>>14196650
america is such a racist terrible place to its very core that black people leave their home countries to come here on purpose

>> No.14196737

>>14188884
I'm diamonds

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>>14196732
>roleplaying
Nah. Townsend's a legit time traveler from the 1700s. He's come to teach us the ways of nutmeg and bark canoes.

>> No.14196806

Orange. Fool.

>> No.14196810

>>14196806
Bold. Brave. Powerful. Inspiring.

>> No.14196938

>>14186432
clothing merchant

>> No.14196947

>>14188680
>reddit spacing
>retard libturd opinions
>faggot
go back

>> No.14196950

>>14191283
I tried the baked onion today. It wasn't awesome, but decent enough to eat a whole onion straight up. Glad this guy looks out for us /downtrodden/.

>> No.14197378

>>14196124
>>14196596
Just watch the fucking video and make up your own dam mind. Not even that long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2AG545WIsg
The slander and libel some (((people))) are capable of knows no bounds.

>> No.14197838

>>14196950
>/downtrodden/
Make these next, these are a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgNuPXIIvC8&t=4s

>> No.14197845

>>14196938
Spice merchant too, he literally sells spice kits

>> No.14197852

>>14196124

No, he made 0 references to current politics. Just some shitty orange-egg-jelly desert.

It's just fun to pretend that it's about Trump so that we can shitpost

>> No.14198324

>>14197852
Orange fool is a classic /ck/ meme and always will be

>> No.14198663

>>14196038
>put an onion in the oven for 45min
>recipe

>> No.14198705

>>14198663
Its more about roleplaying as a peasant.

>> No.14198784

>>14191284
Heh

>> No.14198831

>>14198663
You'd be surprised the things some people need a recipe for. Still better than Babish releasing a recipe for butter noodles

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>>14185928
Here's some genuine cringe.

>> No.14199505

>>14185960
I didn't even know he was jewish

>> No.14199524
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>>14185960
Townsend does have slaves, actually. He's peak NEET culture having others hack bark for his canoes while enjoying an 18th century drink in the innawoods tent.

>> No.14199859

>>14199505
Kek

>> No.14200676

>>14186505
You actual retard.

>> No.14201512

Will anyone ever make the corn and eels?

>> No.14201694

>>14198324
>classic /ck/ meme
hello newfriend

>> No.14201820

>>14201694
>orange fool is a new meme
You sure you’re not the new one here?

>> No.14201827

>>14201820
It didn't even happen long enough ago to be classic.

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Probably out murdering someone over nutmeg

>> No.14202170

>>14199524
Based.
Did they ever finish the dugout canoe?

>> No.14202198

>>14186505
I don't know about leftist, but most of them were definitely just trolling. We see the same on this very board.

>>14186968
Jon is a Libertarian.

>> No.14202310

>>14202198
More like a survivalist per se. Have you seen his online store? He is more of a doomsday prepper than a politically-leaned dude

>> No.14202392

>>14202170
Yep.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yqO5sG14x38

>> No.14202505

>>14202149
what's so special about nutmeg, taste and smells like pine tree to me.

>> No.14202519

Faggot bakes cock

>> No.14203324

>>14185966
fuck off faggot

>> No.14203550

>>14202505
It’s good in chili and on meat.

>> No.14203685

>>14203550
Also in Orange Fool.

>> No.14205477

>>14185928
Probably throwing oyster shells at Brits.

>> No.14205817

>>14203685
Someone really should make it and post the results

>> No.14205821

>>14205477
I'm sure gordon deserved it.

>> No.14205861

>>14185960
Considering the time period he likes to make food from, he probably couldn't afford a slave but he might be able to have an indentured servant.

>> No.14205872

>>14186513
>Who the fuck is "he" in the first place?
His actual job is I believe he owns a company that makes authentic 18th century clothing and supplies for reenactors, museum people, and such, and his YT channel promotes it by using his products in producing food that people actually ate in the time period, cooking it the way they did.

>> No.14205873

>>14186940
He was at worst being cheeky for the sake of timing. The Orange Fool is a genuine dish from the time and anyone that knows about custard-based desserts has heard of it.

>> No.14205886

>>14191283
I've made pemmican. It doesn't taste all that great but I can tell it'll last forever

>> No.14205891

>>14196639
But america didn't have a police force in the 18th century, the best it had was a constabulary

>> No.14205901

>>14202505
The issue wasn't that it's a nice spice, it's that originally nutmeg grew only on a single island in the entire world. The Dutch genocided the native population of the island just so they could hold a monopoly on its production.

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>>14205891
Exactly right. Formal police departments weren't established until a certain...green wave hit our fair shores.

>In 1838, a bill passed in the General Court that allowed the city to appoint police officers, paving the way for the creation of a formal police department.[7] The Boston Police Department was formally founded in May 1854.

>The Municipal Police were established in 1845, replacing an old night watch system. Mayor William Havemeyer shepherded the NYPD together, originating the phrase "New York (City)'s Finest".[22] In 1857, it was tumultuously replaced by a metropolitan force, which abolished the Municipal Police.

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>>14185928

claiming his slaves and nutmeg from the docks.

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>>14185966

>> No.14206876

>>14205872
Ah, a merchant!

>> No.14206885

>>14206876

No, I think he's a Christian

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>> No.14207978

>>14186505
>waahhh it’s impossible that us based and redpilled right wingers aren’t just as retarded as the lefties so it must be a false flag!

>> No.14207983

>>14207970
>I'm not frustrated.

>> No.14207988

>>14207983
>when the recipe is frustrating but you don't let it show

>> No.14207992

>>14186505
Also, you’re claiming that the board that thinks that a pizza place kidnaps children to sell to Barack Obama to perform satanic rituals wouldn’t possibly claim that “orange fool” represented trump. Why are /pol/dditors so lacking in self awareness?

>> No.14208169

>>14185928
I wish I could hug this man

>> No.14208933

>>14205953
It wasn't an America-only thing, after the Roman Empire fell police were just generally not used worldwide.

>> No.14208947

>>14186505
Proof?

>> No.14208967

>>14208169
does it make you frustrated that you can't?

>> No.14209407

>>14196647
Where at in southern Indiana?

>> No.14209537

>>14186395
The one on camera sniffing and fondling children, aka not POTUS45

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>>14191084
>>14191100
>>14191225
He's got an elder daughter if you want to have a less guilty fap.
His wife isn't bad either, I'm partial to smirk-fus.

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>> No.14212490

>>14209537
So... not the Epstein guy? Just want to be sure we're not talking about one pedo when we meant the other

>> No.14212497

>>14186396
He took that video down. It's frustrating.

>> No.14212718

He's been preparing you for this all his life. Has he taught you nothing?

>> No.14212721

>>14210820
what a cuck family

>> No.14213715

>>14212718
If any of you haven’t prepared your bark canoes, log cabins, and hardtack yet, rest assured he’s probably ashamed of you.

>> No.14213723

>>14212718
All I learned was to add nutmeg to every dish.

>> No.14213747

>>14186940
I wish it was on purpose just so I could enjoy how trolled you fucks are.

>> No.14215112

New recipe video today!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qpaBeS7bTIU

>> No.14215365

>>14215112
yummy!

>> No.14215370

>>14213723
That's all you need

>> No.14215407

>>14185928
barbequed salted crackers

>> No.14216285

>>14212721
If you think a wife and husband and two children are somehow related to cuckolding then you have serious problems and need to stay away from /r9k/ and /pol/.

>> No.14216699

>>14216285
Don't bother with that orange fool, he's just frustrated.

>> No.14216793

>>14215112
based and nutmegpilled

>> No.14216815

>>14213723
good, that's the first step in the right direction.

>> No.14216818

>>14216285
You have to go back to your cuck board
>>>/o/

>> No.14216860

>>14185928
While I enjoy his cooking videos, I really wish he'd expand his vocabulary to describe food.
I can only hear "Wow it tastes good" so many times before it get repetitive.

>> No.14217366

>>14216860
He doesn’t always say it tastes good, in fact sometimes he says it’s quite bad.

>> No.14217784

>>14205901
>genocided

No we didn't. Link proof.

>> No.14217813

>>14217784
me indon, fuck you

>> No.14217857

>>14185928
He should lock himself away until the world is good again. We don't deserve him.

>> No.14217868

>>14210820
His wife is comely and his daughters look EXACTLY like him.

>> No.14218033

>>14216818
>You have to go back to your cuck board
>>>>/o/
But I'm not /o/. I even said so.

>>14217868
>His wife is comely and his daughters look EXACTLY like him
They really do, much more than their mother. Puts the lie to the cuck argument I guess though I don't think anyone was taking that very seriously.

>> No.14218057

>>14186940
>He also makes seditious radical leftist propaganda and then pleads ignorance like a coward when he's called out on it.
holy shit ahhahahahahhaahahhaa pathetic losers, the guy can't even make an orange man bad joke and you expect a cooking channel to do a videoessay on the current state of american politics holy fuck

>> No.14218263

>>14217784
>we know little of the trajectory of Bandanese history until it collided with that of an expanding
>Europe in AD1512, when the first Portuguese ships dropped anchor under the smoking
>Gunung Api volcano. That history became sharply declined in April of 1621. Over the course of
>a few months, Dutch East India Company (VOC) forces,aided by Japanese mercenaries,
>massacred, enslaved or banished some 90 per cent of Banda’s population, and the islands
>were subsequently repopulated by Dutch planters and their Asian slaves (Hanna 1978; Loth 1995a, 1995b, 1998).
http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.500.4009&rep=rep1&type=pdf
p39

The conduct was so heinous that the Dutch at the time even censured themselves you fee-fee snowflake.
The Dutch committed a genocide by any definition of the word except yours, you contrarian faggot.
I've linked proof but it's not going to be good enough for you is it, you revisionist edgelord.
There's always some pseudosceptic who insists that obvious shit never happened and for whom no proof is ever good enough, ever credible enough. The 6th highest h-index ranked Archeology journal in the world but you're going to dismiss it as some SJW hugbox aren't you, you failed wanna-be intellectual with sub-distinction grades.
The author of the article is an anthropology professor at University of Washington and Curator of Archaeology at Burke Museum with a life-long specialisation in the Indonesian area and warfare in particular but that's not going to be enough for you is it, you uncultured mouth-breather.

Go back to 5g coronavirus theories on facebook you smoothbrain Dunning–Kruger retard.

t. Anthropology student

>> No.14218281

>>14218057
>the guy can't even make an orange man bad joke
It wasn't even a joke, I actually doubt that he could name the last five presidents although I'm sure he could tell you in-depth contemporary gossip about the first ten and their families.

>>14205901
>originally nutmeg grew only on a single island in the entire world
That's not actually true, there were several varieties of nutmeg frown from Papua up to India but the Bandan one is considered much better and more potent and people paid for it.
The Bandan cultivated it and traded it (and mace too) all the way up to China, the Dutch wanted a monopoly on it mostly to force out the English and Portuguese, they tried to buy it without success so after a bunch of small conflicts where they tried to force a "treaty" at gunpoint but got BTFOd, they eventually invaded and slaughtered everyone.
Even if they'd bought it under a treaty, they'd probably have tightened the screws and demanded more concessions and lower prices until eventually they felt like they had an excuse to invade anyway.

>> No.14218885

>>14218263
genocide as a concept isn't real because we're all one human race

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>>14218885

>> No.14219123

>>14185928
beating his wife and protesting for BLM

>> No.14219134

>>14186396
He May not like trump, therefore he is a pedo.

>> No.14219150

fucking s.oyboy libtard cuck

>> No.14219163

>>14217784
Dutch faggot

>> No.14219187

>>14186990
Modern day black people have only been around for 80,000 years. The Khoisan and Pygmies are older.

>> No.14219192

>>14194854
I'm not a communist. I want a mixed economic system, capitalism strengthened with social programs. You should never go full left or full right.

>> No.14219199

>>14196650
They owned a lot of slaves, and pig-skinned monkeys like you raped them and produced mixed race slaves.

>> No.14219383

>>14186940
Funnily enough if right wing conservatives didn't watch his channel he'd be done. Lefties would rip him to shreds for glamorising America's evil past.

>> No.14219412

how anyone could possibly have beef with this guy is beyond me

>> No.14219414

>>14219412
Underage memespouters will do anything the internet tells them to.

>> No.14219415

>>14185928
probably baking a standing meat pie in an earthen oven

>> No.14219430

>>14219412

he lets me fuck his wife so i am cool with him

>> No.14219534

>>14186406
Are you retarded? In the slang sense, I've only ever heard hippies/punks/skaters say this.

>> No.14219541

>>14219412
Living in the leftist bubble will do that

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>>14185966

>> No.14220081

>>14219415
He just wants to grill

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>> No.14221479
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14221479

>>14185960
yes and they would be extremely well fed and frankly happier under his roof than in the jungles of africa

>> No.14221584

>>14221479
Saying "the jungles of Africa" is like saying "the tundras of Europe".

>> No.14221600

>>14221584
"the Fools of Orange"

>> No.14221602

>>14221584
thanks dr. geography, want to do a ted talk about it?

>> No.14221952

>>14185928
Editing a multipart special where he recreates an 18th-century post-lynching feast

>> No.14222473

>>14221952
The frustration must have gotten to him.

>> No.14222588

>>14185960
no, his main larps are "indiana trapper who builds cabins and makes deer jerky" or "solitary cook in a small household or member of a large one with an entire staff" but both of those types of people are more prone to being in servitude themselves.

>> No.14222628

>>14222588
In no way does knowing how to dehydrate food and build log cabins make you a servant. Wasted dubs.

>> No.14222637

>>14221584
Do you... think...
oh no...

>> No.14222660

>>14222628
sure whatever but the point was that type of guy isn't going to own literal slaves just like he isn't going own a literal southern plantation, these were big industrial operations not some shit the average american was involved in. at best a family might have an indentured servant but that wasn't even the norm either. a dude who cooks for a living is a fucking prole and while the 1% back then were undoubtedly better outdoorsmen since the US was still big on frontier memes and english propriety, townsends doesn't come off as "18th century rich larper who fox hunts between writing enlightenment shitposts"

>> No.14222690

>>14186505
>>14208947
That's what I thought. Conspiratards scurry off when asked for evidence.

>> No.14222723

>>14222690
>Conspiratards scurry off when asked for evidence.
Anon, that idiot didn't scurry off, he triumphantly marched off secure in his confidence that he'd owned the libs yet again!

The kind of /pol/tards who post those claims don't consider that they might need proof or that there'll be any credible attacks to their claim, it's all so obvious to them that they can merely "drop a redpill" and all right-thinking anons will go "of, of course it's libs again". You're just a paid shill of the MSM for thinking otherwise.
The anon likely never opened the thread again, it's why the best thing is just to report and ignore them.

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>>14221600

>> No.14222884

>>14186940
This. he needs to be executed for high treason.

>> No.14222893

>>14212721
He'll crush your nutmegs you little faggot

>> No.14222938

>>14222893
>crush your nutmegs
Please, they're only ever grated.

>> No.14223128

Anyone else think its weird that a shill thread for a food and kitchen appliance salesman stays up for a week?

>> No.14223136

>>14185944
yeah I had a pretty decent kek

>> No.14224451

>>14223128
He makes recipe videos, anon

>> No.14224491

>>14224451
I guess anon is commenting on how it's lasted much longer than a Babish vid but it seems clear to me.
/ck/ like Townsend, he comes across as a nice guy and isn't any of the things that /ck/ hates about Babish/BA etc, there's no self-aggrandisment, flexing or ego to him in the slightest.

>> No.14224860

>>14224451
no, his primary business has always been selling food and appliances and the youtube channel was always just a way to promote those products

>> No.14224872

>>14187956
I don’t get it

>> No.14224897

>>14224872
Think long and hard about it... Washington... President... Orange Fool...

>> No.14224915

>>14186199
If you honestly think that the dems are trying to win and not having Biden do a fake dementia routine so they can't prosecute him, you're deluded.

>> No.14225131

>>14224491
Exactly this. Townsend's videos are the recipes and the backstories of them and that's pretty much it. No meme recipes like Babish and no bizarre life hacks-type stuff like Ragusea.

>> No.14225337

>>14225131
Almost every other youtuber is promoting their personality and brand, Townsend just does his thing and keeps it at that instead of trying to be a camwhore with their clothes on.
You can tell the difference because he never once suggests that he has a special relationship with the viewer, he doesn't pretend to have insincere feelings about their lives and he doesn't attempt to fake a closeness with them to keep them paying him on patron or subscribing or whatever. His content stands on its own without doing all that Brand and friendship-simulator bullshit that everyone else does.

>> No.14225533

>>14185928
>Where is he
Up his own ass

>> No.14225539

>>14225533
Get a load of this Trumpturd lmfao

>> No.14225926

>>14222690
>>14222723
What was your dumbass expecting? Someone openly saying "hey lets false flag as drumpf supporters"? It's reasonable to think it was false flaggers because that kind of behaviour is more far common amongs left wingers. And this air of superiority you pretend to have is just pathetic.

>> No.14226021

>>14225926
Thank god, the behaviorist is here. What do you think of the baked onion?

>> No.14226112

>>14207992
Wait so you actually think Epstein killed himself?

>> No.14226118

>>14226112
Nah, Trump did it to prevent his story from getting out. Duh

>> No.14226126

>>14226118
Wait you just said there’s no such thing as pedophiles among the rich and powerful?

>> No.14226134

>>14226126
Different guy

>> No.14226170

>>14226134
Wait so you don’t understand what the word you means? Or are you just giving up because you got called out? Do you think anyone is that retarded to fall for that?

>> No.14226178

>>14226170
I'm saying Trump and Epstein are old friends, deflector

>> No.14226181

I made his campfire omelette in a cast iron and it's really good but I expected it to be since I was floating eggs on a quarter lb of butter

I make the barley water and that shit is truly refreshing, on par with mum tea

>> No.14226185

>>14225926
>that kind of behaviour is more far common amongs left wingers.
Proof? I'm not just going to take your word. You should politely bow out and admit your claims are baseless.
>And this air of superiority you pretend to have is just pathetic.
Never implied that I am superior, but I appreciate you for saying so.

>> No.14226216

>>14226178
Wait so now you know what you means? But you didn’t before? Why is that?

Is it maybe because you got called out?

>> No.14226229

>>14226185
You are proof mate

>> No.14226243

>>14226216
I told you I was a different guy. You're the one who drove home with your 'there are two people on 4chan theory' Suddenly you stopped talking about Epstein. Funny that

>> No.14226256

>>14226243
So you really don’t know what the word you means? You think anyone actually believes that?

You think a single soul in the entire universe believes that you don’t know what the word you means? Why pretend otherwise? Because you got called out?

>> No.14226266

>>14226256
I think the same adept detective work that informs you that there's two people on 4chan is the same mindset that led to you identifying with an 18th century custard recipe

>> No.14226294

>>14226266
Why are you using a word you “admitted” you didn’t understand? Could it be, perhaps, that you do understand what you are and impotently seething that one person would ever believe a single word you’re saying?

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>>14185928
He's teaming up with pic related to fight against BLM and antifa

>> No.14226305

>>14186420
And most of these Jooos

>> No.14226310

>>14226294
I said Trump killed Epstein to hide their shared past and you haven't stopped day-of-the-coping ever since. Was also my first post ITT. You going to respond or not?

>> No.14226324

>>14217784
Probably in cahoots with King Loepold of Belgium who personally murdered 600 million African scientists!!!

>> No.14226338

>>14226310
Wait why do you keep using a word you admitted you don’t understand when it completely contradicts what you’ve been saying?

Why are you even bothering? Because you got called out? This entire meltdown because you got called out?

>> No.14226352

>>14226338
>reddit spacing
>reddit grammar complaining
>broken record
So no comment on the Epstein thing, got it. One of us is having a meltdown, but it's not me :)

>> No.14226366

>>14185944
I mean, he's from Indiana. Why would people even think that?

>> No.14226371

>>14186199
>Joe Biden becomes president
>Immediately resigns so VP can be real president and Nancy can be VP
I hope he picks Lori Lightfoot for his running mate.

>> No.14226380

>>14226366
Snowflakes

>> No.14226457

>>14226352
Wait so you think arguing that you don’t know what you means isn’t a sign of a total meltdown? Why else would you respond otherwise?

Because you got called out? And can’t cope?

>> No.14226652

>>14226457
He's still going lol

>> No.14226661

>>14225926
>>14226185
BTFO

>> No.14227395

>>14210820
What a cute family

>> No.14227901

Townsend is the comfiest watch on /ck/, its telling how only people from the tw*nty f*rst century criticize him

>> No.14227999

>>14227395
Happy families don't come any more trad than that.

>> No.14229002

>>14227901
m*dernists will never know that comfy feel of eating parched corn in the woods while cutting down a tree.

>> No.14229010

>>14188437
This is pretty true in my experience. I'll say a couple things I like about him, but one criticism and you're the enemy for a lot of his voter base

>> No.14229023

>>14205861
He might have BEEN an indentured servant.

They used to give people a choice in England: either Debtor's prison, the Navy, or indentured servitude in the colonies.

>> No.14229056

>>14229010
>he actually thinks this is serious and not just people shitposting

go back

>> No.14229220

>>14185966
Lol

>> No.14229239

>>14226181
Corn and eels when?

>> No.14230135

great thread

>> No.14230172

>>14216818
>/o/
I've never been there, but I just went there and the first fucking post is a Serial Killer asking if he can convert human bodies into bio diesel
What the fuck kind of fucked up board did you just send me to?

>> No.14230466

>>14230172
We don't call them /o/range fools for nothing.

>> No.14230571

>>14219163
Pound me daddy

>> No.14230885

this guy teaches us so many ways our ancestors cooked great tasting stuff using what they had. Thoses recipies helps me eat well even if mere crumbs and a carton of milk are all I have left. Cheese soup, baked onions with bread are my absolute favourite recipes from him. His british counterpart, mrs crocombe, teaches recipes which are "fancier", but great dessert recipes there, especially if you have guests coming round.

>> No.14231349

>>14191225
10/10 post, gave me quite the laugh

>> No.14231940

>>14186406
Americans, everybody

>> No.14233217

>>14230885
cope

>> No.14233926

>>14198324
turkey heh

>> No.14234209

>>14230172
We have posts here all the time about cooking human flesh though.

>> No.14234219

>>14199272
Yes this guy is Rebecca brand tier

>> No.14234294

>>14208947
>>14226185
>>14222690
i honestly don't understand why you'd lie like this and intentionally ignore previous replies that provided proof. the proof being falseflagging posts in this very thread. here, i'll link the post again for you.
funnily enough, when proof was provided, it's you people who stopped replying and then ignored the post and came back to post again pretending you didn't see it.
here you go>>14187131

and here are some falseflagging posts
>>14186940
>>14186968
>>14188637
i guess this is where you pretend those posts are genuine
dealing with you people is so tiresome. i honestly don't understand how you can live with yourselves, being such dishonest slimy rats.

>> No.14234720

>>14234219
>>14199272
If he seems pretty smashed already then it's because he is. He and his team do a full day of filming and get about 20 episodes done then he releases them one by one.
At the end of it, he's been sipping strong cocktails for ten hours and probably drunk more than half of them as full glasses.

>> No.14234730

>>14234294
show us your piss bottles you giant crying fucking pants pissing manbaby.

>> No.14234937

>>14199272
I can't stand this turd

>> No.14234942

>>14234720
There are few things more embarrassing than people pretending to be drunk on the internet.

>> No.14234947

huh

>> No.14234953

what

>> No.14235024

Stop making these foolish threads

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>>14234942
One of them is childishly smearing our President under the guise of "comedy" and then backpedaling and feigning ignorance when vigilant patriots call you out.

>> No.14235427

>>14235121
why are conservaturds such fucking snowflakes?

>> No.14235575

>>14234942
>people pretending to be drunk on the internet
Nothing pretending about How to Drink, that guy gets pretty messed up.

>> No.14236238

>>14209537
One uncredible rape allegation vs like 50 for trump. not that i matters to his base. its legitimately a boon to be a rapist if your a republican.

>> No.14237100

>>14235121
>NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU GOTTA FELLATE THE PRESIDENT/AUTHORITY FIGURES NO MATTER WHAT!!!1!

>> No.14237108

>>14218281
You have been outmaneuvered by the clever historical food puns of a master disinfo agent. Banda was a summer camp for what will become of western conservative man when castrated in the custard mines. You orange fools have done nothing but stumble to the edge of the antlion pit.

>> No.14237218

I'm frustrated that this foolish thread is still up

>> No.14237268

>>14237218
you should sage

>> No.14237739

>>14235575
>le wacky fat man drinks alcohol in his man canve
Adulting for the win!

>> No.14238169

>>14237739
awe yeah man, good job, you're the real adult on 4chan right now

>> No.14238315

>>14238169
I raise my Whiskey to you, good sir! I went on theartofmanliness.com and bought 2 new cardigans and an Oxford shirt!

>> No.14239237

>>14185960
>>14186958
I'm unsaving this thread and won't see any replies to these comments.