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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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14181404 No.14181404 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ stands for cock, right?

Tell me what do you guys like to do with a big black rooster.

>> No.14181423
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>>14181404
6 million Jews died in the holocaust.

Apparently that wasn't enough for OP. Coming out with this blatantly antisemitic SHIT. You'll never have the success and RESPECT of the world like the Jewish people. You PIG.

YOU ANTISEMITIC PIGLET.

>> No.14181432

>>14181423
you tell em, boss

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Sure

>> No.14181470

>>14181423
Brother i do not wish to upset or offend you

If you seek deep in your heart will you see that you can reconcile our love for black cock with your jewish faith.

>> No.14181485

probably soup, cocks get to live a lot longer than your average female supermarket broiler hence the meat is tougher.

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>>14181485
Cocks are the real chads of the food industry.

>> No.14181565

>>14181404
Coq au Vin, marinate it in shoddy red wine plus maybe some herbs, then brown it a bit with a bit of slab bacon, some onions, and maybe some mushrooms (and a bouquet garni, of course), cook it in more shoddy red wine, serve with potatoes.

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>>14181565
Cock and wine, a good combination indeed.

/ck/ is really a a place full of people not ashamed of indulge in the most extravagant of pleasures.

>> No.14182117

let it fugg and produce capons

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>>14181404
>Tell me what do you guys like to do with a big black rooster.

Stay the fuck away from them, is what you do! Back in 1977, I visited Poland with my ex-pat parents and we spent a week at my aunt & uncles truck farm where they also had some chickens for the household and the flock included a rooster.

Meanest fucking animal I’ve ever encountered and absolutely fearless. I was wandering around the property when apparently I got too close to the hens and this rooster came out of nowhere at me like a fucking velociraptor, flying up at my face with it talons extended and pecking the fuck out’a me (right thru my jeans!) and I ran away back to the house crying with the hell demon chasing me all the way.

My dad (drunk off his ass) who had grown up on a farm, called me a pussy and said he’d show me how to deal with a rooster and my uncle (also drunk off his ass) happily egged him on.

So my dad grabs a broom off the front porch and heads out into the yard and sees the rooster near a huge wood pile (back then, my aunt & uncle still used wood for heating and cooking on a big ass cast iron stove) and he goes after him. The fucking rooster sees dad coming and literally leads him on into going around the wood pile while the rooster races around and attacks him from behind!

The rooster jumped on my dad’s back and was pecking and clawing the fuck out’a him when my dad knocks him off and swings the broom like Babe Ruth, batting the rooster a 10’ feet or so, only for the vicious monster to come right back at him again and again.

Now my dad is running back to the house and my uncles is laughing his ass off, as my dad swears in a combination of Polish and English while the rooster chases him all the way.

Fuck roosters.