/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14178409]

People who prefer grape jelly

>10k/day CEO
>8+ dick
>6'1
>Has a girlfriend
>Healthy social life
>Wealthy
>Handsome
>Ripped

People who prefer strawberry jelly

>Incel
>Poor
>Ugly
>Fat or hungry skeleton
>30+ virgin
>Has a furry fetish
>Lives in his mum's basement

[Anonymous No.14178426]

>>14178409
I hardly see the difference, really. I just use whatever is available at the time and give no fucks about it.

Why are you so obssesed with jelly anyway?

[Anonymous No.14178429]

>>14178409
blackberry

[Anonymous No.14178440]

>>14178426
OP is very familiar with petroleum jelly for easy anal access from his man

[Anonymous No.14178441]

Bramble preserves.

[Anonymous No.14178459]

>>14178409
The second one sounds like a comfier life

[Anonymous No.14178479]

lol, its cute that you think this

[Anonymous No.14178487]

>>14178426
>>14178440
>>14178459
>t. Strawberry jelly incel lovers

[Anonymous No.14178488]

>>14178409
why do americans call it jelly when its actually called jam?

[Anonymous No.14178498]

>>14178488
>why do americans

[Anonymous No.14178510]

>>14178487
Oh, by no means, I never said I love the strawberry one. What I said is that I don't give a single fuck about the flavor of the jelly, it is all sweet paste to be spreaded over a toast to me.

Again, what the fuck does it matter what the flavor is? Are you a little kid that can't stand to eat different fruits or something?

[Anonymous No.14178512]

>>14178488
No, jam still has fruit and seeds in it.
Their "jelly" is just congealed fruit juice.

[Anonymous No.14178514]

For me it is cherry preserves

[Anonymous No.14178544]

>>14178488

[Anonymous No.14178545]

>>14178510
Imagine having a brain aneurysm over someone liking a flavor of jam

[Anonymous No.14178555]

>>14178409
Neither, I prefer blackberry

[Anonymous No.14178571]

>>14178555
>I prefer black
of course you do cuck

[Anonymous No.14178595]

>>14178488
Yeah I wish we were in britain where they do things right

[Anonymous No.14178606]

Raspberry Jam is where it's at

[Anonymous No.14178631]

>>14178409
ahem

[Anonymous No.14178648]

>>14178409
>virgin jelly
>chad preserves

[Anonymous No.14178653]

>>14178409
Not mentioning jam or preserves. You done fucked up, OP.

[Anonymous No.14178655]

>>14178488
seething yuropoor or cUcK doesn't know the difference between jelly and jam.

[Anonymous No.14178664]

>>14178631
fatass

[Anonymous No.14178671]

>>14178653
OP here. I'm not gay that's why.

[Anonymous No.14178688]

>>14178655
can't jelly me dick down yer throat

[Anonymous No.14178815]

Preserves are superior to jams and jellies

Lately I've been eating some black currant preserves, they are available in the US now.

[Anonymous No.14178833]

>>14178815
jams and jellies are preserves, retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.14178842]

>>14178833
Preserves have pieces of fruit and aren't just fruit juice gelatin.

[Mcalisters No.14178935]

>>14178409
WTF I LIKE STRAWBERRY

[Anonymous No.14178938]

>>14178488
Jam, jelly, and preserves are different things.

[Anonymous No.14179786]

>>14178409
leave me alone

[Anonymous No.14179789]

What about people that prefer apricot jelly?

[Anonymous No.14179966]

Both are disgusting baby tier flavors. Cherry is for real patricians

[Anonymous No.14180050]

>>14178409
>Welch’s Grape jelly
Could eat it straight outta the jar.
I HAVE eaten it straight outta the jar.

[Anonymous No.14180406]

J A M S P R E A D S B E T T E R

[Anonymous No.14180432]

>>14178606
This is the right answer, although apricot or blueberry are also solid choices, especially if paired with blue cheese

[Anonymous No.14180480]

H..how do we feel about apple butter guys?

[Anonymous No.14180481]

>>14178409
Get on my level, mortals

[Anonymous No.14180973]

Where does crab apple jelly fit on this scale? I started making it a couple years back and it's the only stuff I bother with anymore.

[Anonymous No.14180976]

>>14178409
Raspberry Jam is better.

[Anonymous No.14180981]

>>14178409
For me it's raspberry preserves.

[Anonymous No.14180983]

>>14178544
>Wow 30 people decided to go for McDonalds because it was going to close for months.
>Truly this is proof all Brits eat nothing but McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.14180987]

>>14180976
>>14180981
rasp gang

[Anonymous No.14181010]

>>14180973
Based/10. I made that with my mommy a few years ago and it was really good and turned out interesting. I liked it on jam and with chicken and pork.

[Anonymous No.14181018]

I gave up making gravy a few years ago and stick to jellies and jams now for my homemade biscuits. There's something simplistic about it.

[Anonymous No.14181034]

>>14181018
Why gave up? Gravy is so easy to make a caveman could do it. You just cook it and stir it.

[Anonymous No.14181042]

>>14178409
>why yes, I do make my own jam. How did you know?

[Anonymous No.14181079]

>>14178409
Jelly is gross. Lemon custard or apricot preserves are far superior in every aspect.

[Anonymous No.14181090]

>>14178631
That just tastes like sugar

[Anonymous No.14181095]

>>14178935
She's naked. You posted CP. I suggest you get your affairs in order.