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14177865 No.14177865 [Reply] [Original]

Rhubarb? You mean celery's disgusting cousin?

>> No.14177867
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>>14177865
they're alright as a sweet quiche

>> No.14177868

>>14177865
World's best pleb filter.

>> No.14177893
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>>14177867
>sweet quiche
wat

>> No.14177900

>>14177893
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W%C3%A4he

>> No.14177921

strawberry rhubarb jam > huckleberry jam > all else > whatever the fuck marmalade is

>> No.14177973

>grow it yourself
>turn the leaves into a salad
>make a strawberry rhubarb vinaigrette
>enjoy

>> No.14177977

>>14177865
Haha, yeah OP you tell em!

>> No.14177996

>>14177973
Love that oxalic acid taste

>> No.14178036

>>14177865
>Celery's disgust cousin from the north
You said it best. And northern volk think it's a good ingredient too make jam out of

>> No.14178042
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>>14177973
Enjoy razor sharp oxalate crystals in your organs and joints, pissing them out is the biggest pleasure

>> No.14178050

>>14177973
WTF you can't eat the leaves!

>> No.14178055

>he's never had rhubarb pie
missing out

>> No.14178100

>>14177973
Attempted homocide.

>> No.14178354

>>14177865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDKuWphUaWI

>> No.14178357

>hating on rhubarb pie
Ok retard

>> No.14178361

>>14177973
i'll skip the salad, thanks

>> No.14178362

Rhubarb is like a fruit bro. Make dessert type shit with it not savoury shit.

>> No.14178366

>>14178042
eh, the sensation is so unpleasant having it in your mouth that even swallowing would require an impressive amount of determination

>> No.14178376
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>>14178354
What the hell happens to women after 30?

>> No.14178392

>>14178376
That’s a live leak?? Some chick stealing rhubarb.
Seriously though, I dunno... it’s nature I guess

>> No.14178393

Isn't it related to sorrel? It tastes lemony like sorrel and it looks like a swollen, mutant version of sorrel.

>> No.14178431

>>14177893
Hooligan shoes!

>> No.14178438
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>>14178376
They hit the wall, DUH!

>> No.14178482

That’s not very beebop-a-reebop of you

>> No.14178497

>>14178354
This is why you dont get married

>> No.14178500

>>14177865
My mother used to make rhubarb crumble when we first moved into our home - the garden was wild and messy and just happened to have a few growing there, I assume from a previous owner that had started before the thing (and the house, at the time) fell into ruin. It was honestly a favourite childhood treat - tart and sweet and very delicious. I generally never think of rhubarb, but when it comes up, I know that no matter what tastelets say, it can make a damn good dessert that absolutely delivers on taste and meal satisfaction.

>> No.14178532

I feel like this is the other way around

>> No.14178536

>>14178532
based

>> No.14178561

What does it taste like? We don't have these in my country.

>> No.14178572

>>14178561
Sweet and a little tart, but not sour. They've a good amount of water in them so they're quite moist, and they have a crunch when uncooked but aren't tough. They go very soft when cooked.

>> No.14178573

>>14178561
somewhere between sour red berries and carrots

>> No.14178701

>>14178357
Rhubarb pie is only good because it's usually made with strawberries or some better fruit, you rhutard

>> No.14178791

It's ALWAYS strawberry. What other fruits would go with roobabr?

>> No.14179622

>>14178431
What? no those are eddie bauer

>> No.14179640

Rhubarb/gooseberry/sour warhead pie is the greatest thing to ever exist. Your mouth will pucker so hard so fast, you'll likely lose a few teeth.

>> No.14179648
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Used to do pic related when I was a kid. Shit was so cash

>> No.14179650

>>14179648
You made money dipping rubard in sugar?

>> No.14179704

>>14178701
I like rhubarb crumble. No strawberries.

>>14178701
I'd bet peaches, nectarines or plums would go well.

>> No.14179708

>>14177865
Fuck off strawberry rhubarb pie is the best

>> No.14179769

Growing up in northern ontario, everybody who was outdoorsy, or who had a camp shilled rhubarb, myself included. It's got a unique nice flaour if you find a good stalk and mix it with sugar, but aside from that it's just something that grows locally that you can happen to eat, not worth buying.

>> No.14179783

It's good in pies with strawberry

>> No.14179850

Can you even eat this as a vegetable? I've only seen it used as a fruit

>> No.14180017

>>14179769
>it's just something that grows locally that you can happen to eat, not worth buying
That's a good way of putting it, rhubarb is overpriced if you're buying it in the store. The flipside is that it's a fairly vigorous perennial plant that you can easily grow in parts of your yard where vegetables won't take or aren't practical. It's a no-brainer for gardening for how little effort you need to put into it.

>>14179850
The taste is tart and fruity so it just makes sense that it's treated as a fruit in cooking, much like many fruits like tomatoes are treated as vegetables.

>> No.14180025

>>14177865
Boil it and save the water as a refreshing unsweetened drink.

>> No.14180355

>>14178376
the same thing that happens to men after 30. people age. there's no such thing as a "wall" and it's an incel concept.

>> No.14180375

>>14180017
fruits like tomatoes are treated as vegetables

most vegetables are fruits. Those terms arent mutually exclusive. Squash is a fruit, peppers are a fruit, etc, etc.

>> No.14180377

>>14180355
Nah, most men get more attractive as long as they don't overeat. I was an incel until 32, now I'm swimming in pussy. But my libido died, so I turn most of it away.

>> No.14180381
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>>14177867
>sweet quiche
You mean pie?

>> No.14180387

>>14180355
>same thing that happens to men
Fucking cope, lol

>> No.14180389

>>14180381
not everything that isn't salty is "pie", american

>> No.14180398

>>14180389
>american
Damn, they always know...

>> No.14180414

>>14177867
>quiche
ahahah a clafoutis maybe but that's a stretch

>> No.14180422

>>14177900
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W%C3%A4he
a quiche is savory

>> No.14180430

>>14180414
>>14180422
ahahah, look at the incel having a meltdown over this
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W%C3%A4he
> The preparation is thus very similar to that of the French quiche or tarte.
cope, seethe and kys

>> No.14180464

>>14180430
very similar as in not a quiche

>> No.14180471

>>14180464
go be an insecure frenchman somewhere else

>> No.14180473

>>14180471
>you're very similar to your father
>we're two different people though
>GO BE INSECURE SOMEWHERE ELSE

>> No.14180474

>>14180473
autism

>> No.14180479

>>14180471
quiche is very clearly savory, there's no example of "sweet quiche" in civilized countries fucking g*rm

>> No.14180489

>>14180473
>>14180479
>>14180464
>>14180430
I can literally picture a scoliotic cripple named Jean-Jacques furiously typing this as the cold sweat is dripping from his deformed forehead.

>> No.14180494

>>14180489
you're free to have gay fantasies, still not a quiche

>> No.14180500
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>>14180494
>you're free to have gay fantasies, still not a quiche

>> No.14180511

>>14180500
cool down hansi

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>>14180511

>> No.14180525

>>14180520
>resorting to spewing wojaks
no matter how many eggs you add you'll never be a quiche

>> No.14180853

>>14180377
Men do not even become attractive to women until mid 30s.
Young men are so undervalued

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>>14180474
I love how the low IQ types now see logic as autism

>> No.14180940

>>14180918
>he's still seething hours later
top jej

>> No.14180958
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14180958

>>14180853
Not to be mean but old guys are ugly

>> No.14181059

song about rhubarb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUpkAhw4Zo0

>> No.14181109

>>14178362
If you have to dump a ton of sugar on something to make it edible then i would avoid. Try savoury recipes like poached rhubarb with smoked mackerel or with chickpeas.

>> No.14181117

>>14181109
By that logic chocolate should be avoided

>> No.14181126

>>14181117
bitter chocolate si good you wimp

>> No.14181131

>>14181126
Even that has sugar in it

>> No.14181149

>>14181109
but rhubarb desserts are the best desserts

>> No.14181187
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14181187

For Royals only

>> No.14181191

>>14177865
Make a nice tangy sauce with it and have it with some fried herrings

>> No.14181192

>>14177865
Rhubarb? You mean celery's more based cousin?

>> No.14181194

>>14180489
It’s like calling a pizza an open/faced sandwich. Almost correct is still incorrect.

>> No.14181197

>>14177865
No, I mean that stuff you put in cake

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>>14181192

>> No.14181221

>>14180489
you triggered an avalanche of french autism. they can't stand not being in the spotlight for more than 5 seconds.

>> No.14181244

>>14180958
>old guys are ugly
to gays, yes

>> No.14181258

>>14180381
>>14180389
swede here, that pic is called rhubarb pie here so..

>> No.14181270

>>14181258
Swedes will imitate Americans on every step.

>> No.14181275

>>14181270
i have to agree with you in general but in this particular case it predates american popular influence

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>>14178482

>> No.14181304

>>14181270
>being american, thinking youre not just a big heritage cocktail mix of every fucking ethnicity, only inventing few things that can only be claimed by the whole world

>> No.14181481

>>14181192
Celery and rhubarb are not related. They don't even look alike. Rhubarb = 1 leaf per stem, no branching off. Celery = several leaves per stem, lots of branching off.

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>>14181481
Have you ever even seen rhubarb or are you just looking in a book?
>>14181258
Sweedes know nothing about quiches

>> No.14181601
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>>14177865
never rub another man's rhubarb

>> No.14181639

>>14178042
Potato chips also gives you kidney stones.

>> No.14181824
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BEHOLD!
RADISHES WILL HAVE THEIR REVENGE!

>> No.14182364
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>>14181601
>and as you can see, I'm a lot happier

>> No.14182378

>>14180958
I'm guessing you're not a heterosexual woman.

>> No.14183292

>>14182378
correct

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>>14183292
How did you know I'm bi