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what do you guys know about this?

>> No.14171132

it tastes way to sweet and skunky, but for the price it's your best bang for your buck to get drunk from convinient stores. Get Coulsons from Walgreens, those go for $5+ or so for a fifth if you're that desperate.

>> No.14171136

>>14171123
Hurricane High gravity is far better. Less bitter and easier to choke down.

>> No.14171202

>>14171123
used to fuck with this back around 2002-2003.

>> No.14171254

I've likely drank 50 24oz cans of steel reserve since March began. Not all of my alcohol consumption in that time frame, but maybe 60% of it, usually just two a night and that's reasonable enough; the times I've hit 4 in a few hours usually is a fragmentary blackout

>> No.14171271

Prolly tons

>> No.14171279

>>14171271
Gotta get my mind right, also kid pix

>> No.14171289
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>>14171123
I fucking love steelies, I pound two if I want to get fucked up for cheap

>> No.14171292
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14171292

superior

>> No.14171293

COLT 45 AND TWO ZIG ZAGS BABY THAT'S ALL WE NEED
WE'LL GO TO THE PARK AFTER DARK AND SMOKE THAT TUMBLEWEED

>> No.14171294

Gollum piss, googyweet, apfelbeer.. it goes by many names

>> No.14171297

>>14171279
Nigga, would you like to have a seat over there?

>> No.14171343

>>14171123
Prolly nothin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI&t=2s

>> No.14171384

>>14171292
Steelies taste better but now that Natty Daddy comes in 15-packs for the same price as a twelver I've made the switch.

>> No.14171411

If you want to puke, drink it warm

>> No.14171419

>>14171123
Good for drinking alone in the park late at night with, and then smashing the bottle on a school property

>> No.14171458

>>14171297
Lol imagine being this new

>> No.14171465

>>14171132
Too much
>>14171132
It's only skunked in the clear bottles. If you get a 211 can, it's fine.

>> No.14171521

>>14171123
The darkest time of my entire life.

>> No.14171547

>>14171292
based natty daddies making me feel like fucking shit in the morning for 99 cents

>> No.14171567

>>14171547
that's why you keep drinking them, faggot.

>> No.14171641

>>14171292
Any other choice is illogical

>> No.14171766

TAPTAPTAPTAPTAP
COLT 45 DID DOUBLE THE MALT

>> No.14172040

I honestly don't know how I drank beer almost everyday now. disgusting ass beer like this too. now anytime i do drink i always regret it in the morning and think about how pointless it was

>> No.14172320

>>14171292
This drink is named on my police report. Still drunk at the hospital & might as well been on sodium pentothal talking to PO. Scored a .22 on my blood test. Legendary.

>> No.14172324

>>14171123
elitists think this is a white trash drink, I disagree.

>> No.14172331

>>14172324
white trash is a racist term

>> No.14172333

What's going on crew?

>> No.14172334

>>14172333
i celebrate world penis day

>> No.14172641

>>14171136
hurricane pairs very well with fried food

>> No.14172957

>>14171123
My first beer. Drank it most days out of the week from 14 til about 21.

>> No.14172971

>>14171136
this. hurricane is the patrician high-gravity malt liquor

>> No.14173066

>>14172957
then you got liver diesease

>> No.14173425

>>14172040
that's when you double down

>> No.14173434

>>14171123
Prollly... Sumthin. Whatchu know bout that?

>> No.14173710

I drink 2 of these a night and have been for years now

>> No.14174013
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14174013

i need something to put me to sleep

>> No.14175062

>>14174013
This picture is famous, because the guy in it died. RIP

>> No.14175071

>>14171123
probly nothin'

>> No.14175240

I get sick to my stomach and full before I get drunk. I'd rather drink liquor and eat something to fill up the empty space

>> No.14175251

When I was flat broke I used to pound these as well as natty daddies, whachu know bout that

>> No.14175259

Im like 6ft tall and over 200lbs so a 40 oz Steel Reserve isnt gonna do too much to me and it tastes bad so Im gonna skip it. Maybe it gets me buzzed if I have an empty stomach but thats about it.

>> No.14175467

>>14171123
thursday morning, get myself a brew.

mom was being weak so i had to beg my sister for a 40oz

>> No.14175526

>>14172320
Gonna need a green text mr

>> No.14175753

>>14171123
That shit will end your day in a minute. Great for stressful college nights when the Greek faggots are getting pissed on 10 cans of lite beer.

>> No.14175950

as an australian, what the closest i can get to natty/steel reserve 40s, as in, lowest cost for most booze
or does anyone know where i can get the legit thing imported?

>> No.14175972

>>14171289
Did you know that she’s a dentist?

>> No.14175993

>>14171123
Prolly lots.

>> No.14176335

>>14175062
Wheres the riots in his honor

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>>14171123
Drink a few of these on weekly basis and you'll end up like this.

>> No.14176413

>>14175950
>importing steel reserve

>> No.14176418

>>14175950
When in doubt, Franzia.

>> No.14176421

>>14175950
>>14176413
wants to import steel.. kys.

>> No.14176440

>>14171123
Literal piss in a bottle.

>> No.14176448

>>14175259
Leave it fatty no one cares

>> No.14176621

>>14176345
dis natty?

>> No.14176719

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

Enjoy faggots

>> No.14177182

>>14172320
>>14175526
Seconding this, gonna need more context

>> No.14178045

MOMS WAS BEIN WEAK

>> No.14178471

>>14178045
had to beg my sista

>> No.14178818

The white version of Colt 45.

>> No.14178885

malt tastes good with fried food but fucking nasty standalone
contrast is stunning

>> No.14178896
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>>14171123
know tons

>> No.14178909

>>14171123
so glad i'm not white trash and poor

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>>14178909
>he doesn't know it works every time

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>>14171292
That makes your poop smell like Cheerios

>> No.14180440

>>14171123
St. Ides is my go to

>> No.14181654

>>14178045
what did he mean by this?

>> No.14181740

prolly nothin

>> No.14181777

>>14178940
I'm glad someone posted that. I was about to but checked to make it wasn't already done.

>> No.14182049

>>14171292
>>14171384
Not to mention two 6-packs of pints (more beer) costs even less

>> No.14182053

>>14171123
it's cheap malt liquor that tastes like ass but it'll get you wasted so hey play some mariachi music and load up a blunt while sippin on this shit t b h

>> No.14182066

>>14171123
Purgatory
please... no more

>> No.14182109

Last year I was drinking two of these every night, it always lead to me having violent diarrhea the next day in a way no other cheap hootch has before or since.

I only drink on the weekends now because I hated waking up to that bubbling lava feeling in my guts every morning

>> No.14183474

I'm an Old English kind of guy. If someone makes a compelling case, I might switch.

>> No.14183493

>>14171123
if you're going to drink horse urine level malt liquor at least have some goddamn self respect and buy mickey's, which at least tastes like fresh horse urine

>> No.14183589

>>14176345
true

>> No.14184135

>>14183493
Tastes nothin like urine. Trust me i know my urine

>> No.14184161

>>14175950
just drink goon. it's better and cheaper there. if that shit was as cheap in america then I wouldn't drink steel reserve or natty on purpose.

>> No.14184174

ausfag here, what the fuck is malt liquor? We've got something called Little Fat Lamb but that's a cider

>> No.14184184

>>14175972
hence the dr in the filename

>> No.14184187

>>14176413
>>14176421
>>14175950
One mans bum beer is another's foreign curiosity.

I like Kirin Ichiban and I'm pretty sure thats just Jap Steelie because its so cheap

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>>14178896

>> No.14184194

>>14183493
Steelies are union made doe

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14185638

play a little kid pix

>> No.14186889

Guys!
Hurrican HG 8.1% 24oz cans
King cobra 6% 24oz cans
Natty daddy 8% 24oz cans
Bud ice 5.5% 24oz cans

Fight me.

>> No.14186892

If I'm getting fucked up I reach for steel reserve. Old English is better for taste

>> No.14186909

>>14186889
Natty Daddies should be made illegal. Those things will fuck up everyone and anyone for a stuipid cheap price. Im an alcoholic and holy shit fuck those 12pks.

>> No.14186918

>>14186909
Oh yeah i gorgot to mention 15 pack natty ice 5.9% for 11 bucks out the door.

Shoot me.

>> No.14186920

I wish alcohol wasn't so expensive here in my part of leafland. I'd like to try one of these shitty malt liquors but I can't bring myself to do it and waste money if I don't finish it.

>> No.14186929

>>14186920
If I lived in Canada, I would for sure have my own still by now (I have one now, but I mean a good one). You do have weed and T1s though. With the latter, do an acetone wash (for caffeine) and then cold water purification (for acetaminophen). Bing, bang, boom.

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>>14171123
enough to not drink it anymore
>>14171136
my george floyd

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>>14171292
I switched from Hurricanes to the 15pack of these because of the price/oz.
I am drinking 1of2 of my last Big Daddys

>> No.14187033

>>14176345
can confirm

>> No.14187041

For me, it's St. Ides

>> No.14187044

>>14186909
>>14186918
>15 pack natty daddys at 8%
ur dead kiddo

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>>14176345

>> No.14187110

>>14176335
you start ill catch up

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>>14187101

>> No.14187818

I’ve drank a lot of steel reserve. I still do if I’m broke. Not proud of it necessarily

>> No.14188057

>>14174013

I feel personally insulted by this image.

>> No.14188109

>>14171458
cool you referenced some plebbit-tier epik vid for upboats !!
get the fuck out of here

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>>14188109

>> No.14188519

>>14188109
You are objectively in the wrong here; I drank 4 24 oz steelies last afternoon in quick succession after not having alc for a few days

>> No.14188527

>>14188491
cringe

>> No.14188685

>>14188109
Newfag
newfag
maaaaan
I
don't
wanna
be
a
newfag
man
newfag
newfag
maaaaaan
I
don't
wanna
be
a
newfag
maaaaan

>> No.14188767

>>14188685
you are a faggot.

>> No.14188785

>>14171123
Cheap beer in plastic bottles sounds like it will half your sperm count in a night.

>> No.14189033

>>14188767
Takes one to know one!

>> No.14189123

>>14174013
sleep tight steeler

>> No.14189190

>>14171123
eurofag here, does it taste like beer?

>> No.14189193

>>14189190
it tastes like sweet dishwasher soap

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>>14171132
Get an earthquake. Its 10 cents more, also 2% higher than steel.

>> No.14189547

>>14189193
This is an entirely accurate description.

>> No.14189624

>>14171343
This is unironically a piece of art. Literally the last thing I expected to see after clicking on /ck/.

Sometimes this place is alright.

>> No.14189780

>>14171123
I use it to cook my brats in before grilling them. Then I drink the rest of the bottle. It's okay.

>> No.14189844

>>14171123
I was going through slight alc withdrawals a few weeks ago and went to 7/11 at 1:40am(liquor store closed) to get a 40 of that crap and it didn't even give me a slight buzz, I just felt weird and sick. I bought a 40 of old english the next day and had a nice buzz from it.

>> No.14189888

>>14175526
>>14177182
>be me too drunk to remember the last bar I was at
>metal band covered fairies wear boots at the bar
>had a Natty b4 driving there one in the car before entry
>... another bar, left my card
>decide shit is lame wanna go home
>alone and had my keys so fuck it
>flipped my car on a suburban street at 3am
>took out an ornamental tree
>crawled out from upside down car, some lady alerted the authorities
I was drunk then drunk now tldr can't get my license back bc the DMV is closed

>> No.14190494

Pour some orange juice in it and it's not that bad

>> No.14190746

>>14189888
respectin those digits with a reblog

>> No.14190920

>>14171123
Couple of those and a bag of bugles for $5

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>>14171123
prolly nuttin

>> No.14193434

>>14189888
Dont know where you are but im in CA and a few are open for reasons like that. I got my license a few weeks ago

>> No.14193443

>>14172320
.22 isn’t that bad. Extreme DUI is .20 in my state.

>> No.14193471

>>14171292

this shit gives the worst hangovers

>> No.14193481

Drink it down to the top of the label and fill it back up with orange juice and you got yourself a brass monkey

>> No.14194250

>>14175259
You're not drinking it for the taste. You drink one 40 down real quick, 1-2 minutes. Then you wait five minutes, get all the bubbles out of your stomach, then go for number two. Wait a half hour, take a piss, then go for number three. Space them out by the hour after that unless you're trying to black out, in which case don't time it and just chug.

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>>14176719
Why is this so captivating?

>> No.14194487

>>14186909
>12 pack at 8%
He was a good friend.

>> No.14194691

>>14189780
My mom used to cook brats in steel reserve when I was growing up but I'm not sure why. Is it the recommended beer for brats?

>> No.14195057

>>14194328
because its the human condition

>> No.14196012

>>14194691
It's super cheap for the quantity and high enough in alcohol that it gives a boozy flavor to the brats without any really annoying afternotes.

>> No.14196188

>>14194691
I always just used the cheapest beer around for sausages before I grill them. Steel Reserve definitely fits the bill.

>> No.14197094

PROLLY TONS

>> No.14197117

>>14184174
Malt liquor is strong beer, typically over 6% but made in the style of a pilsner/cheap adjunct. Popular with homeless and niggers.