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14167968 No.14167968[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

This is my first day off in weeks(essential worker) and my neighbor is bbqing animal flesh at 9AM!
Who the fuck does that?
When will we pass laws against fouling the air with burning animal fats?
Do you realize that what you are smelling is airborne fat molecules?
That shit is going right in your nose!
I try to live and let live but waking up to the smell of dead flesh has ruined my day.
What should I say to him?

>> No.14167975

>>14167968
Nothing, it would be rude to do otherwise.

>> No.14167978

>>14167968
Tell him he can fuck your wife

>> No.14167980
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14167980

test

>> No.14167994

That dude is awesome, now I feel like doing the same while drinking some liquor!

>> No.14168004

fuck saying, in the words of napolean bonaparte, ITS TIME TO ACT!

you must rid the world of this filth at once!

>> No.14168007

>>14167968
Your neighbor sounds cool. Where do you live OP? I want to hang out with your neighbor and hear all his cool stories about what a faggot you are.

>> No.14168010

>>14167968
I don't even eat meat but you sound like a boring cunt desu

>> No.14168016

>>14167968
go back to work, cattle
thinking is for the humans

>> No.14168021

OP here, i guess i come off as a little sensitive but what I forgot to tell you is that his bbq grill has been modified and filled with lava stones.
All the fat drips into these stones and soaks in because they are porous. Then the flame heats the rocks and turns all that fat into smoke.
Its an insane amount of smoke billowing out of his yard.
He is so proud of his modifications but they should not be legal.

>> No.14168027

>>14168021
>Not using charcoal

Discarded

>> No.14168028

>>14167968
morality issues aside, thats a different argument
whats wrong with cooking in the morning?
whats wrong with a few fat molecules?

>> No.14168030

>>14168021
Based. I should get some for my grill

>> No.14168031

>>14168021
your unbridled obsession makes it sound like you want him to fuck you

>> No.14168035

bro are you kidding me i barely eat meat and i can say you sound queer