/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14165446]

Why is American cuisine so fucking bland? The best "food" I ate over there was bought at a hotdog stand.

[Anonymous No.14165453]

>>14165446
it's to ensure consistent taste and texture

[Anonymous No.14165471]

A lot of American families originally immigrated from northern europe, where the spiciest herb is tundra. So they grew up without it, and Americans hate trying new things because they're mostly manchildren.

[Anonymous No.14165480]

>>14165446
Did you eat white American food or anything catered to white Americans, because that it's really bland. Then again I went to Italy and the food was pretty bland there as well, except for like 1-2 places I went to.

[Anonymous No.14165483]

The food sucks because there's riots and legislation to destroy that country. We... I mean they also control social media. The whole thing is orchestrates by... I mean it's organic and everything is normal, new normal, except negro grievances. Did I forget anything besides the obvious? Except everything is the same on Wall Street. And we're fine. But something is happening here...

Did I forget anything?

[Anonymous No.14165484]

You ate white people food. African-American cuisine is delicious, even if it will give you diabetes and 400 more pounds to love.
You can also get virtually any kind of ethnic food in most major American cities, especially in the poorer parts. But I wouldn't count my local Chinese take-out as "American" cuisine.

[Anonymous No.14165491]

>>14165483
Your Thorazine dose.

[Anonymous No.14165506]

>>14165484
>But I wouldn't count my local Chinese take-out as "American" cuisine.

It is. It's Chinese food tailored to American taste hence all the fucking sugar in it.

>African-American cuisine is delicious, even if it will give you diabetes and 400 more pounds to love.

Some of that food was only meant to be eaten for once and with family since it was the one day they were fucking off due to church. Otherwise they were eating hoecakes and other foods.

[Anonymous No.14165608]

>britcucks

[Anonymous No.14165687]

I'll take a nice, homemade burger over any third-world yuropoor "food" any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.14165694]

>>14165506
>It is. It's Chinese food tailored to American taste hence all the fucking sugar in it.
bull. shit. chinese food in china contains fuckloads of sugar as well.

[Anonymous No.14165698]

>>14165687
burgers are German you retarded mutt

[Anonymous No.14165699]

>>14165446
Am I to understand the only food you could stand was bought at a stand?

[Anonymous No.14165705]

>>14165694
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

[Anonymous No.14165710]

>>14165446
Because you went to the vendors that catered to the most general taste? I mean, fuck, I wouldn't have eaten duck blood soup and sheep brain in Macau if I just went to the casinos and surrounding strips.

[Anonymous No.14165718]

>>14165446
Yeah a lot of our basic “milk toast” cuisine is horrific dogshit from hell, but you really need to hit up New Orleans

[Anonymous No.14165720]

>>14165446
It is bland.
Don't ever, ever, ever come back. This place is terrible. You'll get your little ass raped.

Things are getting worse here, too. They put boogers in all of the food. Plus roaches and bedbugs.

Just stay away, terrible place.

[Anonymous No.14165738]

>>14165718
For future reference, anon, it's Milquetoast.

[Anonymous No.14165742]

>>14165718
>"milk toast"

[Anonymous No.14165760]

>>14165718
>milk toast
anon I...

[Anonymous No.14165966]

>>14165738
>>14165742
>>14165760
fuck

[Anonymous No.14166006]

>>14165698
>burgers are German you retarded mutt
No they ain't.

[Anonymous No.14166036]

>>14165966
>he wasn't joking

[Anonymous No.14166055]

>>14166036
nope

[Anonymous No.14166088]

>>14165966
>>14166055
https://www.etymonline.com/word/milktoast
predates the faggy, "french" spelling

[Anonymous No.14166114]

>>14166088
it’s too late...

[Anonymous No.14166119]

>>14166114
just remember all of the dubs we had

[Anonymous No.14166125]

>>14166088
That's obviously not the sense in which he meant it.

[Anonymous No.14166683]

>>14165446

[Anonymous No.14166691]

>>14165506
I'd agree that nobody from Shenzhen would label my local place's general gao's chicken as authentic. But at the same time, the rest of the world certainly wouldn't call it American.

[Anonymous No.14166731]

>>14165718
>>14166683
Holy shit I'm gonna fucking come.

[Anonymous No.14166846]

[Anonymous No.14166878]

>>14166846
yes

[Anonymous No.14166954]

>>14165483
Based schizo

[Anonymous No.14167128]

>>14165446
Because Amerifats are uncultured swine.

[Anonymous No.14167130]

>>14165705
>Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals
I was about to correct you, but then I remembered that niggers ARE animals.

[Anonymous No.14167137]

>>14165446
You haven't gone to the South East have you?

[Anonymous No.14167167]

>>14167137
DUDE BURNT MEAT LMAO

[Anonymous No.14167222]

>>14165483
BTFO cracka

[Anonymous No.14167227]

>>14165446

you havent had good american food. fuck flyovers you have to eat coastal and in immigrant communities. american food is some of the best food on the planet but if you didnt find good american food you're an absolute retard

[Anonymous No.14167241]

>>14167128
>Food is an art in and of itself

[Anonymous No.14167278]

*laughs in Cajun* honhonhonhonhon

[Anonymous No.14167293]

>>14167278
why do cajuns call it boudin when there's no blood in it?