/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14162749]

the true hangover solution
fatty breakfast cures btfo

[Anonymous No.14162817]

Miso soup is the hangover cure
Not the rice

[Anonymous No.14162821]

>>14162817
>ignores the main ingredient of the thread

[Anonymous No.14162855]

>>14162821
There's some weird memery going on with miso this week.
Umeboshi are pretty fucking great, though.

[Anonymous No.14162868]

>>14162749
water fixes hangovers.
only water.

[Anonymous No.14163533]

>>14162749
Fuck slanteyes. What truly cures a hangover is a kebabburger from hesbburger. Also stop shilling your shit

[Anonymous No.14163556]

>>14163533
>from hesburger

[Anonymous No.14163557]

>>14163533
>t. 300 lbs

[Anonymous No.14163564]

>>14162749
pickles and pickle juice is good, that and saltines.
If one pukes up pickles then it doesn't taste so bad but the pickle juice sort of settles in.

[Anonymous No.14163571]

>>14163564
... cold thin apple slices also.

[Anonymous No.14165494]

>>14162749
Bun Bo Hue

[Anonymous No.14165513]

literally nothing can cure a hangover except giving yourself a saline infusion.

[Anonymous No.14165826]

>>14165513
It's more about easing symptoms than an actual cure.
>>14162749
Eggs are good before and after drinking because supposedly they have a chemical in them that helps your liver process booze.

[Anonymous No.14166396]

>>14162749
Somehow I doubt a dried apricot and craisins on rice will do anything for a hangover.

[Anonymous No.14166408]

just thinking of eating umeboshi straight up when hungover makes me want to puke. perhaps that's the point, you might feel better after throwing up.

[Anonymous No.14166674]

>pass out drunk at 2 a.m.
>wake up at 4:30 a.m.
>proceed to drink a half gallon of milk
>wake up at 8:30 a.m.
>no hangover
Feels good man

[Anonymous No.14166767]

>>14166674
I've done that a fair few times, but milk does not cure it, only water can do that.

[Anonymous No.14166778]

Water and sleep

[Anonymous No.14166808]

>>14166396
It’s a pickled plum

[Anonymous No.14166810]

>>14166408
Better than snotty natto

[Anonymous No.14166819]

>>14166767
milk is like 87% water

[Anonymous No.14166949]

>>14162749
How could you even eat that?
I can never handle rice when I'm hungover, something about the starch

>>14165494
This

[Anonymous No.14166981]

>>14163533
Didn't you just shill a kebabburger from hesbburger?

[Anonymous No.14167002]

How to dodge a hangover:
Tons of water
Big greasy breakfast, even if you don't feel like it
Cold shower

[Anonymous No.14167009]

Your hangovers can't be that bad if it is not a deterrent to getting drunk in the first place.

[Anonymous No.14167052]

>>14162868
*coconut water

[Anonymous No.14167053]

>>14165494
>An authentic component of BBH is cubes of congealed pork blood. You coagulate it by sitting fresh blood in a container, then boiling with salt to solidify it. It’s kinda dense, slightly chewy and holds its shape when bitten.

No thanks you subhuman gook.

"On a recent episode of Parts Unknown, Anthony Bourdain dishes on what he needs in a romantic partner: “I would definitely bring a date for [bun bo hue]. Because if she doesn’t like this, there’s no hope of a relationship. If she said, ‘Oh, I don’t know, there’s blood and stuff in there,’ that would be a relationship-ender to me. I’m not kidding.”

Commie Jew bourdain seemed to love it though.

[Anonymous No.14167061]

>>14166981
I did but I did it because it works and because it is the product of the masterful western cuisine

[Anonymous No.14167112]

>>14167053
I'm a picky eater, but I had pork blood on a stick more than a few times in Taiwan.
Hardly the best food in the world, but for a quick snack it was alright, really filling and chewy like toffee.

If you think consuming the blood of an animal you already consume imbues some sort of impurity on you, your loss.

[Anonymous No.14167115]

>>14167112
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.14167202]

Bacon and egg sandwich. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.14167224]

>>14167052
No man, just water.
Rest is just marketing noise.

[Anonymous No.14167232]

>>14167115
WTF is that? Rats and cats made into wafers?

[Anonymous No.14167236]

>>14167232
Steamed pork's blood and sticky rice covered in peanut powder.

[Anonymous No.14167238]

>>14167115
Soylent brown wafers?

[Anonymous No.14167240]

>>14167236
I'd try it, it doesn't look good from the picture but that doesn't mean I wouldn't like it. That's the point of trying stuff out.

[Anonymous No.14169422]

>>14167053
>promotes eating blood
>jew
sure, buddy

[Anonymous No.14169441]

>>14162749
>>14162817
weeb fag

[Anonymous No.14169446]

>>14162749
>Pickled plum
Really ought to get my hands on some one of these days to see what the deal is.

>>14162855
Probably 1 dude got assmad about getting BTFO in a thread or something and spammed BS and then other people did because that's what the LCD thinks the internet is all about.

[Anonymous No.14170191]

>getting drunk like a retarded middle schooler
grow up.

[Anonymous No.14170199]

I slice a tomato in half, fry face down, flip that up, cover in pesto and mozz

[Anonymous No.14170262]

>>14167053
>I'm afraid of eating animal blood
low test

[Anonymous No.14170275]

>>14170191
People get wasted to recapture the feeling of being a retarded middle schooler, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.14170281]

>>14170262
Your mom is a creampie whore.

[Anonymous No.14170338]

>>14167202
THIS. Egg, bacon, hash browns, toast. Corned beef hash, depending on the fuckery you got yourself into the previous night. Naturally, everything is subjective, but any time I have to deal with the choices I've made, give me a good, solid base layer. No coffee.

[Anonymous No.14170363]

>>14162749
>hangovers
there's adults here anon

[Anonymous No.14170602]

>>14162749
>>14162868
>>14167052
>>14167224
No, the actual hangover solution is electrolytes and water. Hangovers are severe dehydration AND electrolyte deficiency, the cure is water with sodium, potassium, and magnesium in it. Electrolytes are necessary for good body and brain function, and sodium also helps your body retain water which is helpful when you're dehydrated so your body can make the most of the water you're ingesting.
Follow this recipe for an actual hangover cure:
>Water - 1 Liter
>Potassium Chloride ("Nosalt") - 0.5 teaspoon
>Sodium Bicarbonate (baking soda) - 0.5 teaspoon
>Sodium Chloride (table salt, NON-iodized) - 0.25 teaspoon
>Magnesium Sulfate (food grade epsom salt, available in pharmacies) - 0.25 teaspoon
You can sub the baking soda for an equal amount of table salt, but it doesn't taste as good. Add a drop of sugar-free water flavoring if you're a total bitch. Non-iodized salt is best because I find when I'm consuming such concentrated quantities (as opposed to the smaller quantities used in salting food) the iodine content gives me headaches, determined after a lot of personal trial and error.

[Anonymous No.14170607]

>>14162749
dried worms and a deflated rubber ball on top of snow... bravo

[Anonymous No.14170759]

>>14162749
I gotta find somewhere local that sells umeboshi, lockdowns stopped me from exploring after moving

[Anonymous No.14170764]

>>14169441
nah just an alkie
tried lots of hangover cures and miso soup usually does it for me

[Anonymous No.14170837]

>>14170602
coconut water

[Anonymous No.14170843]

>>14162749
that in some ochazuke

[Anonymous No.14170873]

>>14170338
When I was in college, there's was a waffle house right outside of campus where all the students would go to for food at 3 am.

I was bored one time and autistically calculated the absolute cheapest meal on the menu. It turned out that it was actually cheaper to order things a la carte, than to get the "Meal Deal' that had all the items in it already.

And if you attempted to order them a la carte they'd try to charge you for their little 'meal deal'.

[Anonymous No.14170944]

hangover is really just glorified dehydration
gateorade (to replenish electrolytes) and any high protein food (to produce urine) is objectively the best hangover solution

[Anonymous No.14170957]

>>14170873
One thing I've noticed about restaurants in the USA compared to East Asia is that those in the USA find penny-pinching much less acceptable, though I'm surprised Waffle House would be like that.

Part of difference is the effort that staff in the US restaurants go to in order to serve you, while in East Asia many more restaurants will give you the diner treatment, even if it is a decent restaurant.

[Anonymous No.14170991]

>>14170944
>any high protein food (to produce urine)
More details on this? How does protein and urine aid in rehydration?

[Anonymous No.14171004]

Fuck. Your. Faggot. Weeb. Shit. Fags.

[Anonymous No.14171030]

>Drinking poison

[Anonymous No.14171062]

>>14170991
you get dehydrated because your body wants to expel metabolized ethanol through urine, and to make urine you need protein to make urea

[Anonymous No.14171077]

>>14162749
>Umeboshi
this shit is one of the grossest things I ever put in my mouth and I like to eat ass.

Not a picky eater at all, but that shit is off limits

[Anonymous No.14171094]

>>14167202
I've got a half-chub just looking at that image. I've also been drinking, full disclosure.

[Anonymous No.14171097]

Nonces OUT!