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>"Mmm, salty, but it's the complex umami flavours. Umami is the Japanese word for "monosodium glutamate" if you weren't aware. Quite rich, quite delicate. With some subtle fishy undern-"
shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
Drinking salty bacterial estrogenbean paste dissolved in water isn't just a bizzare cultural practice; it's evidence for mass psychosis on a societal level.
If you came across a person who ingested seawater and seaweed every day, you wouldn't say "What a great idea, I hadn't thought of drinking seawater and seaweed for breakfast before. So refreshing!"
No, what you'd do is call the police and try to get that person to a mental hospital.

Outside of another occupation, how do we guide the soulless Japanese back to the light of God?

>> No.14158260

Based

>> No.14158261

>>14158254
umami is a word for the taste that msg artificially recreates. don’t be a bigger faggot than the faggots.

>> No.14158262

literally no ones talks like that. go back to your local you peasant.

>> No.14158267

>>14158254
BASED
(even though I like miso soup)

>> No.14158272

Congrats, I doubt you could be more stereotypically ignorant flyover if you tried.

>> No.14158280

>>14158254
>Outside of another occupation, how do we guide the soulless Japanese back to the light of God?

In Japan they worship the dragon. What do you think the dragon represents, eh? Horned reptillian devils from our prehistory.

>> No.14158311

>>14158280
Is that a Shinto dragon or a Buddhist dragon?

>> No.14158422
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>>14158311
All the dragons

>> No.14158456

>>14158261
Do you have any idea how stupid you sound right now?

>> No.14158462

>>14158456
At least he's finally figured out that it isn't the same thing as savory.
Only took him 30 years.

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>>14158462
umami literally means savory, you ASSCLOWN

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>>14158527

>> No.14159718

>>14158254
Every country does questionable things. Americans are well known for pumping HFCS into all their foods which isn't just a bizzare cultural practice; it's evidence for mass psychosis on a societal level