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post only the most retarded high caloric cuisine

>> No.14152690
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Dont mind me just 600 calories a slice

>> No.14152706

>>14152685
>Crustaceans: Yes
???

>> No.14152707
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>> No.14152708

>>14152690
I’ve seen this before but it still amazes me that anyone made a shake with such a ridiculously large amount of fat, sugar, and salt. Couldn’t they have just reduced all three to a balanced level? What the fuck?

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>> No.14152810

>>14152707
That’s so fucking unnecessary god damn

>> No.14152813

>>14152707
pretty dumb, and the burger is dry

>> No.14152825

>>14152718
>filename
This looks mexican to me, like some kind of deranged torta maybe. Only mexicans cut hot dogs flat like that, I would know.

>> No.14152830

when i was anorexic i used to scroll throw instagram "foodporn" accounts for hours looking at shit like OP

>> No.14152840

>>14152690
What the fuck is all of that salt for?

>> No.14152842

>>14152718
I know this is an extreme example, but this kind/form of Mexican food is my most hated cuisine of all time.

It's that stupid corn/hot sauce/cheese drenched in 50 kinds of sauces. Abhorrent.

>> No.14152860

>>14152718
That is 100% Mexican. Obsessed.

>> No.14152883

>>14152698
tried doing rice like this
doesn't work except for where the chicken sat directly on top of the rice
probably better off using day old cooked rice
not that I'm encouraging the use of this much butter or anything

>> No.14152940

>>14152840
So that it won't make you throw up with how sweet it is from all the sugar and syrups.

>> No.14152969

>>14152690
>Crustaceans
>Yes

>> No.14152988

>>14152860
Mexico is in America

>> No.14153000

>>14152969
it's a disclaimer for cross-contamination for the most part

>> No.14153041

>>14152690
>>14152703
Literally my two favorite desserts. Fuck this gay earth for making them so calorie dense.

>> No.14153066

>>14152707
I'm a bit out of touch with young normies but what's with all videos where people make a product and literally turn it into a soup with the amount of cheese/ketchup/whatever condiments?

>> No.14153120

>>14152988
Nigga what

>> No.14153143

>>14153120
Learn some geography.

>> No.14153174

>>14153143
America as a standalone term refers to the USA. No one calls the entirety of either or both North and South America just "America". Also I saw you post the same thing in other threads. Stop baiting for replies like this, faggot.

>> No.14153182

>>14152708
Pandoras box, they can't change it now or people will complain because it will taste "different".

>> No.14153206

>>14152708
Mate, its almost a liter.

>> No.14153426

>>14153066
>what is gastronomy

>> No.14153453

>>14152988
>Mexishart education

>> No.14153502

>>14152698
How can just hands make me feel so angry?

>> No.14153539

>>14152698
Butter
5lbs

America

>> No.14153548

>>14153174
the only time anyone disputes this is when they are an OBSESSED Euro

>> No.14153640

>>14152830
Congrats on your recovery bud

>> No.14153663

r e n t
f r e e

>> No.14153715

>>14152690
Of course it's 2600 calories, it's 32 ounces of ice cream, oreo cookies, and milk blended together. The most outrageous thing about this image is the serving size.

>> No.14153725

>>14153715
Anon, if you think about it though it's pretty easy to eat all that though because it just melts anyway and doesn't fill you up that much.

>> No.14153733 [DELETED] 

>>14152690
The crustaceans part always gets me.

>> No.14153746

>>14153725
I agree, but adults should have enough self control and foresight to know ordering a 32 ounce milkshake is probably going to be unhealthy, and if they do get one to get it in a smaller size.

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>>14152685
>HO-LY JESUS
>WHAT IS THAT
>WHAT
>THE FUCK
>IS THAT

>> No.14153761

>>14152707
Snapchat tier bullshit.

>> No.14153821

>>14152690
the crustaceans part HAS to be because something used in it is manufactured in a facility that also processes seafood. But this thing is fucking so huge, the probability of finding a shrimp leg goes from 'negligible' to 'legally we have to mention it'

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>>14153759
sir a jelly doughnut sir

>> No.14154042

>>14153863
>WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW, YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF CHEWED BUBBLEGUM FAIRY TWINKLE TOES PRINCESS OF THE FATBODIES

>> No.14154055

>>14153066
It's visually impressive which plays well on social media

>> No.14154091 [DELETED] 

>>14153821
I remember reading somewhere that milkshakes commonly use a thickening agent that is made from crustaceans.

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>>14152706
They have to mark that for anything that's made in a factory that's so much as touched that ingredient, even on a different line.

Peanut and shellfish allergies do NOT fuck around, miniscule amounts can destroy those people(and yet, we keep letting them breed???)

>>14152707
>>14152718
>"burger" fails at the most basic aspect of being a sandwich
stop making "sandwiches" you can't eat with your hands it's just retarded.

>> No.14154149

>>14154091
>>14153821
Carrageenan and agar-agar are sourced from red algae seaweeds. I've never heard about crustaceans themselves being used, but depending on how things are sourced it's probably a cross-contamination risk.

>> No.14154563

>>14152690
>everything is in grams but the serving size is in wizard of Oz

Americans

>> No.14154573

>>14152698
That's a French recipe tho

>> No.14154580

>>14154563
What are we supposed to do, measure our drink servings by weight? Fucking retard.

>> No.14154596

>>14154580
This post is suspicious, however I’m not risking it so that an

>American education

From me

>> No.14154598

>>14152690
Chug down two of these and hit the gym immediately.

EXTREMO BULKIN

>> No.14154609

>>14154598
As soon as he’s lifting a weight, a diarrhoea explosion would hit the walls and the other people inside the gym

>> No.14154618

>>14154609
>Not wearing a lifting plug for your squats
Never gonna make it

>> No.14154629

>>14152707
Why are yanks such pigs?

>> No.14154655

>>14152718
the worst part about this is that theres a part one to this webm. it just never ends...

>> No.14154878

>>14152718
I fucking hate mexicans so much.
T. Part Mexican.

>> No.14154986

>>14154618
kek

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>>14152718
you forgot part 1

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I'm not fat, but if I wasn't on this low carb diet, I'd try to eat some of this food in this thread and in this list and pay full price, no competition BS
https://www.thetravel.com/man-v-food-the-biggest-food-ever-shown-on-tv/

>> No.14155115

>>14153066
Get with the time, Gramps. I can't believe I share a board with you silurian niggers

>> No.14155120

>>14155096
is that a burrito or a dosa?

>> No.14155168

>>14155096
This. I'm skinny and on no diet and I eat an entire Pizza every sunday, all by myself. I love pizza. Fuck the faggots on /ck/

>> No.14155193

>>14152707

I'm a fatass and even this looks completely disgusting to me.

>> No.14155195

>>14155096
>Individuals completing the Don Chingon 30-pound burrito challenge received a 10% share in the company.

Is anyone here fat enough to do it?

>> No.14155200

>>14155120
since when are dosas served with guacamole?

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>>14152685

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>>14152690

>> No.14155270

>>14152703
>tfw a cheesecake factory cheesecake is like 1000 calories at the LEAST assuming you get their regular flavor.

>> No.14155273

>>14155207
that butter there is just to help the steak dry age.

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>>14152718
Deutschland uber alles!

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>>14155286
>Chocolate ontop of hot dogs and buried in ketchup?

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>>14155286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvN0vjDUmd8

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>>14155096
I remember watching this show every night back in the summer around 2010-2013. So much food that pre adolescent me

>> No.14155313

>>14155309
*So much food that pre adolescent me dreamed of eating it all

>> No.14155314

>>14155286
Do Germans really?

>> No.14155319

>>14155297
That's pizza sauce anon

>> No.14155321

>>14153746

Nope

>> No.14155327

>>14155193
Not fat enough bro. Got to eat big to get big.

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>>14155259
Most chocolate has a certain amount of insect in it due insect contamination during the production process. For the most part, it's cockroaches (about eight insect parts in the average chocolate bar). People with shellfish allergies usually also have a cockroach allergy as well, thus the labeling.

>> No.14155333

>>14155270
wait what? a regular good old cheese cake has probably the least calories of all cakes (well most). wtf does the ccf with their stuff? how sweet is it?

>> No.14155350

>>14155319
equally terrible

>> No.14155352

>>14152690
When this got banned/taken off the menu in 2011 or something my friend and I went to a Baskin Robbin's and asked the employee if he could still make them for us. he did and i swear to god I've never felt more sick after a dessert in my life. we both could only drink half of ours before we fell asleep. I don't know who the fuck thought this product was a good idea

>> No.14155354

>>14152707
this is truly, truly based

>> No.14155374

>>14152685
I would totally eat that.

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>>14155259
>He doesn't get his Large Chocolate Oreo:registered: Shake with extra lobster

>> No.14155387

>>14155286
what the fuck is the final product

>> No.14155401

>>14152698
It's just butter who gives a fuck. You'll probably use canola oil/vegetable oil all day every day and pretend you're being healthy when you're putting such a toxic substance in your body and fucking up your omega six ratio.

>> No.14155436

>>14155193
I'm not a fatass like you and I would devour it

>> No.14155662

>>14155286
I've always wanted to see the final result, but the only place I could find it was some paywalled German television site.

>> No.14155707

>>14152718
Is that ray william johnson at the end?

>> No.14155828

>>14152690
>crustaceans
>yes

AMERICANS?!

>> No.14155843

>>14155237
if i eat this will i become gay

>> No.14155865

>>14155843
you would only need to worry about that if you weren't already

>> No.14155894

>>14155168
I'm /fit/ and eat 2 pizzas every weekend

>> No.14155940

>>14155259
how more importantly why

>> No.14156244

>>14155894
bloatlord

>> No.14156289

>>14155865
weren't already what?

>> No.14156297

>>14152698
the hand editing makes me wanna kill someone

>> No.14156849

>>14152698
>peaches
what the fuck is it with Amerifats mixing fruit with meat?

>> No.14156855

>>14153000
Of what, it's Baskin Robbins, they don't even serve non dessert food.

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>>14155168
>I eat an entire Pizza every sunday, all by myself.
Is that like, some really huge pizza, or is there something else I'm missing?
Here (Italy) a pizza is something you get for yourself and it's your meal, you don't really share it, and finishing one is not only normal but expected.

>> No.14156928

>>14152698
>1 potato inside the chicken

Why?

>> No.14156994

>>14156897
an average pizza in the usa is anywhere from about 2k to 3k calories, so it's quite a lot of food
t. murican

>> No.14157044

>>14155259
>not getting a monster thickburger and maxing out your protein for the month right before you have a heart attack from all of the sodium
enjoy your nogains.

>> No.14157084

>>14156897
Homemade pizzas in italy are a far cry from the large pizzas from dominoes with garlic dip in america.

2 dips alone is like 600 calories

>> No.14157089

>>14156897
Where in italy? I'll come visit and we can make pizza together anon

>> No.14157135

>>14157044
>sodium causes heart attacks
huh?

>> No.14157153

>>14156849
>american
>fruits and meats
>lemon chicken, sweet and sour pork, lingonberries and meatballs, al pastor, anything with tomatoes

Also

>OBSESSED

>> No.14157193

>>14156897
In America most pizzas are 14-16 inches around and designed to be shared. they're also much more calorie dense due to us using way more cheese and meat

>> No.14157210

>>14152718
>>14155082

This is from a Brazilian youtuber, it was supposed to be a hot dog challenge, it weighted almost 9lbs.

>> No.14157222

>>14152690
>crustaceans
N-nani?!?

>> No.14157238

>>14155168
You're on a weekly pizza diet.

>>14155894
Skinnyfat isn't skinny/fit/.

>> No.14157589

>>14152690
'I think I'd vomit after 20 or 24 oz, tops

>> No.14157846

>>14155309
Based, nothing better than ‘ti ‘li

>> No.14157874
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We call this breakfast.

I can actually enjoy it if it's on a day I'm not working.

>> No.14157909

>>14155401
But anon, canola oil has a good omega 6 ratio

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>>14152685

For the holidays I made cheesecake using baklava as crust. The cheesecake had two layers with minced fig and cranberry sauce between them, the top with cranberry sauce, crushed pistachio, and honey.

>> No.14157936

>>14152690
Eww yuck hahaha gross hahah

>> No.14157939
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>>14157927

Pic related, though unfortunately that slice lost about half of its bottom crust

>> No.14157943

>>14152690
>has as many calories and even more fat than a extra most bestest pizza from Little C’s
What the fuck did they put in this thing?

>> No.14157946

>>14152685

Why is this a trend on social media? Why would I want several different desserts combined together?

>> No.14157948

>>14156855

this is what I was thinking, but I guess they want to protect from any possible lawsuit instead of just being honest about what the fucks in it

>> No.14157949

>>14157874
Biscuits and gravy is a top tier breakfast food

t. Southern

>> No.14157956

>>14155270

>>14155333

cheesecake factory cheesecake is pretty good though and their slices are like double the size of a normal cheesecake slice

>> No.14157960

>>14155328

is this true?

>> No.14157965

>>14155237
>bake the cake bigot

>> No.14157971

>>14157874
Yeah it’s a special occasion breakfast, on sundays with the family. Definitely not a breakfast you have when you have to go work.

>> No.14157976

>>14152703
>>14157874

high calorie food is worth it when it's good

>> No.14158049

>>14157976
Very true, but so many of these are OMG LOOK WE DEEP FRIED A PIZZA, PUT IT ON A BURGER, WRAPPED IT IN A GIANT QUESADILLA, THEN WE COVERED IT IN RANCH, AND BACON!!!!!!!!!
This shit isn’t good, it’s just made so people can take Instagram photos of it and then toss it in the trash. I hate my generation.

>> No.14158056

>>14158049

I agree, but cheesecake or biscuits and sausage gravy are classics

>> No.14158067

>>14152690
I wish I could have one of those.
For curiosity's sake.

>> No.14158113

>>14155328
usually i cant stand looking at centipedes but this is kinda cute since the mom is protecting the babies in a little circle ovo

>> No.14158519

>>14158056
Yes they are, both delicious but only enjoyed every now and then.

>> No.14158594

>>14152708
>32 fl oz
It’s still absolutely disgusting, but if you order it in a size meant for humans, you won’t get necessarily get diabetes just from looking at it.

>> No.14158602

>>14158594
>get necessarily get
See? I had a stroke just from looking at the image.

>> No.14159089

>>14155096
Do you eat the condiment bowls?

>> No.14159112

>>14157927
>>14157939
good lord anon please share your recipe

>> No.14159174

>>14157960
Been hearing this same thing about insect parts in chocolate bars since I was on the playground in 2nd grade. Then again I'm sure all sorts of things end up in candy that we don't know about.

>> No.14159240

>>14155662
>(((german television)))
>paywall
You see why?

>> No.14159391

>>14159112

It's very simply combining the recipes for baklava and cheesecake. The only hard part is cooking the whole thing evenly, which requires multiple separate bakes.

Only modification I'd make is to have the cheesecake be a little tart rather than overly sweet, and add ground salted pistachios in the baklava

My cheesecake batter was pretty standard other than replacing half of the cream cheese with soaked and pureed (vitamix) macadamia nuts

1. Make ~20 layer baklava in a pan, bake about half the normal length
2. Pour half of a cheesecake batter into the pan on top of the baklava, then another 5 layers of baklava, and bake until the top level of filo is cooked
3. Add sauce/figs/nuts/etc, another 5 layers, and then bake again for a few minutes
4. Rest of cheesecake batter, then drizzle sauce/nuts/etc, bake rest of the way

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My friend who is a big eater ordered this knowing full well it was mainly Instagram bait.
He couldn't finish it. I had some too, but it wasn't particularly impressive anyway.

>> No.14159538

>>14152707
retarded bc u couldnt even eat it normally, if u need a knife and fork for a burger GTFO

>> No.14159787

>>14158049
>Very true, but so many of these are OMG LOOK WE DEEP FRIED A PIZZA
Which is why that anon specifically replied to only good examples. Try to keep up.

>> No.14159793

>>14158049
So you didn't read the OP and got mad you came into a thread about things you hate? Nice smoothbrain you got there.

>> No.14159803

>>14152685
Why would anyone even want to eat this? It would taste fucking awful.

>> No.14159929

>>14159500
>a slice of bread
>3 scoops of ice cream
>cereal
>a bag of eminems
>slices of fruits
>chocolate
>cum
>jap sticks

holy shit this is some faggotry food.

>> No.14159957

>>14159929
>a slice of bread
It isn't a slice, it's a huge chunk with the insides cubed and the whole thing carmalized. It's based on Japanese honey toast, but extra lame.

>> No.14159969

>>14154629
Imagine being such a pussy foreigner that you couldn't pack away 2 of these bad boys for breakfast.

>> No.14159998

>>14159803
Speak for yourself, it looks delicious. I'd want to kill myself afterward, but it would taste good first.

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>> No.14160562

>>14160241
dear god my heart
this is some libertine shit

>> No.14160565

>>14152703
but fuck if it isnt worth it everything else in this thread is cancer tho

>> No.14160637

>>14155259
it's fake...

>> No.14160927 [DELETED] 

>>14155207

Wearing a watch and no gloves. Fuck shitskins

>> No.14160972

>>14155286
>casually eats 2000 calories while preparing the actual meal

>> No.14160977

>>14160241
I want that bacon what is that cut called?

>> No.14161016

>>14155270
If you order a Cheesecake Factory slice for yourself, you're a certified fatass. I usually only go with 2-3 other people and we'll all split one slice, and sometimes we won't finish it

>> No.14161105

>>14153041
If you only do it once in a while, there is nothing wrong with pigging the fuck out.
t. 21 years old, 5"11" 155lbs

>> No.14161119

>>14152698
These square aspect ratio recipes are fake content made in content mills.

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>>14155215
>Bloody Mary garnish for Bloody Mary

>> No.14161129

>>14160241
I was actually going along with this up until the bacon, jesus fucking christ.

>> No.14161143

>>14159500
Given the right strain of weed I could finish that.

>> No.14161154

>>14155328
>Go on a field trip to a colonial quarter
>Tell us how red dye, including that used in candy, was made with insects
>I was fine with it
I wonder how many insects end up in salad.

>> No.14161161

>>14157089
how cute

>> No.14161162

>>14157874
There is nothing retarded about this dish.

>> No.14161176

>>14152685
Honestly, it looks only if only for all the shit still being recognizable. But also i'd rather just have those on their own.

>> No.14161212

>>14155286
>First cheese and nicking one
Ah allright, I do that myself.
>Hotdogs and nicking one
Im not a huge hotdog fan but okay, where is she going with this.
>sauce
Okay...
>The chocolate begins
What in the actual fuck.

>> No.14161234

>>14152690
>38 grams of protein
Bulking time

>> No.14161317

>>14152969
>>14157222
>>14155828
sodium alginate is harvested from waters containing shellfish so they have to display possible traces of crustaceans on the label

>> No.14161396

>>14152690
Guaranteed replies

>> No.14161434

>>14152690
>could literally make that at home for 95% less calories, fat, sodium, and sugar

>> No.14161446

>>14157089
Can I come too? Id sounds like a good time.

>> No.14161462

>>14161234
>per 2600 calories
not so fast

>> No.14161737

wish me luck on my fast ck

>> No.14161741

>>14156928
kek i didn't even notice

>> No.14161757

>>14157927
wew lad
I bet that was a huge hit with the senpai

>> No.14161766

>>14159391
Thanks anon, I'll make this when I hop off keto

>> No.14161769

>>14159500
what is that big load of cum dribbling down the plate supposed to be

>> No.14161918
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14161918

Check out Crusade Burger Bar's photos on Facebook, their entire menu is indulgent as hell.

>> No.14161926

>>14161918
man I fucking hate instagram food

>> No.14162423

>>14161926
it gets better

>> No.14162497

>>14161757

You know that office life

>> No.14162506

>>14152685
idk man, seems kinda unhealthy to me dude

>> No.14162647

>>14155314
Yes, we have no culture, no taste and spent no money on food.

>> No.14162670

>>14160241
I believe this place is like 15 mins from where I live in Napoli

>> No.14162989

>>14161918
You're supposed to share food like this with like 3+ people.

>> No.14163246

>>14157238
>>14156244
Mad cus fat

>> No.14163252

>>14159500
LMAO is that cum??

>> No.14163449

>>14159998
You have to go back. That looks like a heep of processed goo. How does this look good? The chocolate does not even look like real chocolate but like some sugary paste and that dough looks raw.

>> No.14163847

>>14163449
>processed goo
Designed to appeal to the taste buds of most humans.
>sugary paste
Sugar tastes good.
>dough looks raw
It is. Raw cookie dough is delicious.

I didn't say it looked high quality, or good, or good for me, or healthy, or like a good idea... I just said it looks like it would taste good. There's plenty of food that's shit and shit for you that still tastes good. I also said I'd feel like killing myself afterward because I know it would make me feel sick and unhealthy and like I want to die, but when that shit's in my mouth on my tastebuds I know it would taste good regardless.

>> No.14163943

>>14163847
yeah but we are still gonna make fun of you for liking that shit

>> No.14164127

>>14152698
i mean it looks disgusting to see it made, but most of the butter melts and runs off the sides almost immediately. probably ending up consuming a good deal less fat than if you deep fried the bird if you don't touch the butter drenched shit in the pan

>> No.14164278

>>14160241
if you stopped video after he grilled the bread and before adding the other two things, it would have been great

>> No.14164399

>>14152690
That has to be fake, 263g sugar would fucking annihilate anyones kidneys. Thats like 5 pints of ice cream all at once.

>> No.14164968

>>14152685
That looks delicious.

>> No.14164977

>>14152690
Where is all the sodium coming from?

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>>14161926
>>14161918

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>>14165018

>> No.14165424

>>14152718
This looks Latin based on the ingredients that they are using.

>> No.14165579

>>14155387
A nightmare.

>> No.14165604

Speaking of..

Would you buy country or white gravy in a bottle as a condiment? Made a breakfast sandwich the other day, and it was good, but needed some kind of sauce. It occurred to me that what they call "gravy" is really just a simple bechamel with maybe a little black pepper, and that's simple enough to bottle. Wanted your thoughts.

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>>14152685
no joke, this is the most delicious thing i've ever seen

>> No.14165674

>>14163943
I really don't get people who try to pretend like processed sweets taste bad. It's literally engineered to appeal to your most base animal instincts for taste.

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>>14157943
Yo mama's sweet ass lmao.

>> No.14165823

>>14160977
Short cut.

>> No.14165833
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I got one of them bigass Snickers.
I think it's roughly 2k calories by itself.

>> No.14165849

>>14155082
>>14155328
>about eight insect parts in the average chocolate bar

I've heard that people eat 25 spiders each night in their sleep, and also we only use 10% of our brain, and also you've never sucked a dick anon

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>>14165833

>> No.14166109

>>14152707
So many people are retarded when it comes to making burgers. Theres a very hard limit on how tall you should be making them

>> No.14166134

>>14152685
I'd eat this over the span of a week.

>> No.14166136

>>14165018
Oh shit, kaiji's author did a series about Instagram food?

>> No.14166210

>>14152685
This would be godly if the cookie dough in the middle were reasonably sized

>> No.14166354

>>14152685
Honestly, what is the point of this? All of the flavors eventually just mesh together into chocolate and sugar, and for what? It's hit of sweetness followed by instant regret.

>> No.14166387

>>14159500
Very reddit desert

>> No.14167014

>>14161016
bro you're weird

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Bump

>> No.14169036

>>14152690
Five Guys milkshakes are pretty much the same, just half the size. I have one every couple of months, and I reckon that's pushing it.

>> No.14169046

>>14169036
i'm morbidly obese btw not sure if that matters

>> No.14170385

>>14159500
>instagram bait
but it doesn't even look good, it looks like something an amateur chef makes at home and thinks a high end desert looks like

>> No.14170467

>>14155115
I'm from Devon actually.

>> No.14170522

>>14155237
That looks psychedelic
I'm always hungry on lsd
I'd taste it anyway

>tfw tomorrow is the acid day

>> No.14170529

>>14159500
Extra nut, please!

>> No.14170731

>>14155286
>cheese loaf
>sausage in a can
The fuck is wrong with krauts?

>> No.14170740

>>14157960
Of course not.

>> No.14170752

>>14161434
You could make a fucking liter of ice cream clock in at 130 calories?

>> No.14170780

>>14165833
I thought you cut those into slices and shared them.

>> No.14170815

>>14166059
isn't that like a shitty world record? The makers of snickers make a giant snickers and they get a world record for the largest snickers. Can't every candy bar do that?

>> No.14170859
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don't mind me just going to deep fry my butter stick.

you know fry my lard in more lard.
no way this will cause a heart attack.

>> No.14170869

>>14170815
Guiness World Records is the Mr Beast of competitions, it's always either a lot of one thing or a thing but huge/tiny

>> No.14170881

>>14170859
Neither butter nor vegetable oil are lard.

>> No.14170888

>>14152969
>>14153821
>>14155259
>>14155828
>>14157222
fucking new newfags this pic is YEARS old its a meme the crustaceans was photoshoped in years ago for (yous)

>> No.14170914

>>14157874
If country gravy were sold in a bottle in stores, would you buy it?

>> No.14170934

>>14152707
Fucking stupid
>>14152698
Never understood the purpose of shoving random shit up the birds ass. Doesn't make a shit of difference in taste besides maybe the rosemary.

>> No.14170948

A few years back some madlad created the notorious sandwich the tuna guy ordered in real life. Thing was like four feet tall, wish I'd saved the screenshot. It was a great thread to be in.

>> No.14171453

>>14168847
fuck you, jesus fucking

>> No.14171524

>>14161154
Red food dye is commonly extracted from lice

>> No.14171842

>>14159969
kek

>> No.14171845

>>14160241
I think i developed heart disease from this video

>> No.14171858

>>14155286
die gute alte dome

if any american is intrested in seeing more of this beast cook look for "dome kocht" on jewtube
welcome

>> No.14171937

>>14159500
>tell me when to stop

>> No.14172080

>>14165674
>This is your brain on sugar.

Anon that shit looks repulsive. You have a junk food problem. Your brain chemicals and taste buds are fried. Please rehabilitate them.

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>>14163847
>is shit
>is unhealthy
>makes me sick
>will die early
>still_eats_it.jpg

Imagine how much of a hellhole America has to be for people to literally want hurt/kill themselves.

>> No.14172138

fuck dude i can't even look at sugary shit anymore. i've had too many easters.

>> No.14172159

>>14157874
Based
I do from scratch. Still working on getting fluffier biscuits.

>> No.14172489

>>14170859
as long as you use lard, it won't

>> No.14172493

>>14165674
makes them feel superior

junk food is literally drugs
>ew heroin so yucky

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A schnitzel of pork fat.
Please eat

>> No.14172786

>>14152698

i was onboard until the peaches wtf

>> No.14173127

>>14171858
tfw the image of german cooking on /ck/ is forever linked to a TLC tier show

>> No.14173309

>>14172080
>say that sugar tastes good
>get called a sugar junkie with fried taste buds
Every fucking time with this strawman shit. I avoid sugar and eat a ketogenic diet. Eating something like in the OP would make me feel like absolute garbage and I know all the terrible shit it would be doing inside my body. BUT IT WOULD TASTE GOOD WHEN I BITE INTO IT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW HUMAN FUCKING TONGUES WORK.
>>14172493
Yeah, I guess that's the thing, isn't it? People just like to pretend they're better than their own biology.

>> No.14173827

>>14159500
I don't get it, what am I looking at.
A dessert bread with ice ream on top, cigarettes stuffed in it with a bag of trail mix dumped on the side?

>> No.14173965

>>14170780
sharing is for faggots

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>>14173827
>>14159957

>> No.14174019

>>14173309
I think it is possible for food to be sickeningly sweet. The problem for me in the op is the Hershey's chocolate, which doesn't have a good ratio of fat to sugar and tastes nasty to boot.

>> No.14174029

>>14173997
are you supposed to eat the shell part?

leave it to nips to think that bread is dessert.

>> No.14174076
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Mr Fry told The Times: "I can answer in two syllables — parmo. You would have to be an Olympic athlete to eat it without effect; for the rest of humanity, there is an unbelievable risk of obesity."

>> No.14174293

>>14159929
>a bag of eminems
Nigger, are you literally from Venus? Because I've seen 80s movies where obvious Russian spies didn't fuck up basic cultural trivia that bad.

>> No.14174327

>>14152690
This is good nutrition:$ desu

>> No.14174364

>>14155195
There was a restaurant near me that had a burrito challenge. It weighed 8lbs and if you ate it in an hour it was free. My friend who was skinny as fuck managed to do it.

>> No.14174473

>>14174076
Yes, because eating a single high calorie meal will make you instantly obese. Do people genuinely think like this?

>> No.14174521

>>14174473
It's a joke... Christ.

>> No.14174529

>>14174473
sort of. stupid people just forbid themselves from doing things altogether than try to develop self control

>> No.14174763

>>14165833
Try 20,000

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>>14174763
Snickers Slice & Share is about 9 servings of 240 calories each, or about 2,160 calories. He was actually pretty close with his estimate.

>> No.14175004

>>14170914
It comes in a can. Yes I buy it.

>> No.14175099

>>14168847
Yummy

>> No.14175163

>>14155328
>tfw no centipede mommy to hold me and my 6,271 siblings

>> No.14175174

>>14155387
The third circle of hell

>> No.14175190

>>14156897
American pizza has nothing to do with neopolitan pizza. Much thicker, doughier crust, wider pie, more sauce, more cheese, more toppings. Its like comparing a burger to a pb&j

>> No.14175333

>>14175190
I guess what restaurants call "flatbreads" would be the equivalent

>> No.14175403

>>14157089
yea I'll tag along too!

>> No.14175511

>>14152690
> that vitamin count
Am I seeing things

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>>14152685
Honestly if it wasn't for the clawing disgusting cookie dough patty I'm sure that a restaurant chain like Friendlys would pick it up. They'd probably just replace it with vanilla ice cream.

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>>14152698
>peaches on rice

the fuck..........?
what the fuck is wrong with you burgers

>> No.14175633

>>14159500
>cheap candy
>cheap cereal
>cheap pocky
>cheap tinned fruit + a bit of strawberry
>(probably cheap) ice cream
>cum drizzle
>texas toast
Why the fuck would anyone pay money for this, let alone restaurant-dessert-price money.

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>>14152707
>drowned in ketchup

>> No.14175702

>>14174076
where are the chips

>> No.14175705

>>14161105
>5"11"
L M A O

>> No.14175845

>>14160241
>uses dull knife so the paper tears and gets bits of paper in the sandwich

>> No.14175847

>>14165823
>the nickname of an average jewish penis

>> No.14175864

>>14157960
It's referencing the FDA's acceptable limits for food defect levels.
https://www.fda.gov/food/ingredients-additives-gras-packaging-guidance-documents-regulatory-information/food-defect-levels-handbook
>More than 4% of beans by count are insect-infested including insect-damaged
So, if more than 4% of the beans in the sample analyzed have insect fragments, the product is rejected as an unacceptable risk for humans. In practice, you're unlikely to see exactly 4% of your chocolate be consistent of insect parts because corporations strive to avoid such contamination in the factory due to the negative PR that someone crunching into a centipede's shell would generate. That said, cocoa beans are an agricultural product and agricultural products attract insects. You're never going to get rid of them entirely. Something something this is why veganism isn't real or whatever.

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>>14152690
>See this pic for the first time, feel absolutely disgusted
>Get cursed with Type 1 Diabetes a couple years later
>Now I want to savor this abomination
What the fuck is wrong with me

>> No.14175918

>>14175661
the virgin mayo mess vs the chad KETCHUP DELIGHT

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>>14156897
Yes, eat the entire Italian pie.

>> No.14175944
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>>14175936
Is that like a pizza-inspired casserole?

>> No.14175999

>>14152690
Salt isn't that bad, a pizza (italian one) or a piadina easily reach 3g, but the sugar is crazy

>> No.14176022

>>14156849
Sour fruits with iron-rich meat taste good and it makes sense for iron absorption tho. Think oranges + duck, or any dark meat + mostarda (not mustard, it's an italian thing)

>> No.14176037

>>14156897
American pizzas are different: larger, thicker and with more toppings/cheese.
An italian pizza ranges from 800ish calories (margherita, marinara) to 1500 (4 cheeses, Diavola, canned tuna, and so on).
Don't know where you live but just look at Domino's pizzas, here in Milan you are able to find a few. They have a "cheeseburger pizza" with all of the toppings of a Mc cheeseburger. Bacon too, if I recall correctly. I-it's not like I've tried it.
But yeah they're huge and I couldn't eat more than 3/4 of it

>> No.14176040

>>14155082
You are officially the village idiot

>> No.14176042

>>14159500
I thought those were snails.
It's just ice cream on a slice of cake...?

>> No.14176043

>>14155096
Breakfast

>> No.14176053

>>14176037
>Don't know where you live but just look at Domino's pizzas, here in Milan you are able to find a few. They have a "cheeseburger pizza"
I ordered it several times (I'm in Turin) and it was the same size as our pizzas though.
Maybe slightly heavier (a couple times I ate it over two meals), but it still wasn't even close to being something that would make me think "Oh man, did I REALLY eat all that...??"

>> No.14176292

>>14168847
The garden trowel is a nice touch.

>> No.14176482

>>14168847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

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>>14157874
Ate this every morning in the army. I eat it every chance I get, but can never replicated how it tasted back in the day.

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>>14152685
This is bullshit why the fuck is there no ice cream in that?

>> No.14176552

>>14160241
Jesus christ now i'm hungry. I could maybe only eat half of that though.

>> No.14176554

>>14176520
Last time I had dfac biscuits and gravy it gave me the shits during PT

>> No.14176581

>>14157874
Biscuits and gravy are a top tier hangover remedy and a fine dish in their own merits. My only regret about leaving my fiancé to marry my present wife is that my ex was from Tennessee and made god tier biscuits and gravy. When my wife tries to make them for me now I call them “sadness discs”.

>> No.14176601

>>14176520
where were you stationed? i was at langley and the area had great food too

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>>14176554
Really? Would always back me up. I always thought it looked like fucking baby diarrhea so I would avoid it. I had no other choice on day and it changed my life forever.

>> No.14176616

>>14176601
Leonard Wood about 8-9 years ago.

>> No.14176622

>>14176614
Yeah it doesnt taste bad it just gives me the shits. It's a nice change of pace over the standard eggs bacon/sausage and pancakes or grits or waffles or whatever from the dfac.

>> No.14176679

>>14175163
I know that feel bro.

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>>14155259

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>>14176053
normal pizza size

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>>14176932
"personal" pizza

>> No.14176954

>>14174076
>parmo
Ew, the engl*sh

>> No.14176964

>>14175944
Chicago style pizza. Pretty easy to make yourself and is nice to eat once everyblue moon

>> No.14176975

>>14155286
Och domme

>> No.14176987

>>14170859
Based fried butterstick

>> No.14176998

>>14175944
it's what "people" in chicago eat

>> No.14177046

>>14155286
They cut it, but I'm sure what she eats while preparing already amounts to a meal.

>> No.14177992

>>14157193
>14-16 inches
>around
That's a tiny pizza.

>> No.14178009

>>14152685
I cannot even imagine how terrible I would feel after eating only a quarter of that.

>> No.14178015

>>14177992
i think he meant across