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>> No.14150345

>>14150343

Pan, nice and hot

>> No.14150353

>>14150343
/ignorance/

>> No.14150365
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14150365

>>14150343
Adulthood is buying Rachel Ray's pasta pot

>> No.14150384

Why do they always make it too long? It's fucking annoying.

>> No.14150744
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14150744

>all those bits of spaghetti flying around like shrapnel

>> No.14150789

>>14150384
>>14150365
Just use a larger pot holy shit

>> No.14150791

>>14150789
How is a larger pot going to make the pasta shorter?

>> No.14151409
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>>14150343
You've defiled Italian cuisine for the last time, Shimarin.

>> No.14151421

>>14150791
space -consequently, length- is relative you inbred fat fuck

>> No.14151423

>>14151421
This, but not exactly. Instead of getting a bigger pot you should simply grow larger so that the pasta is smaller compared to you.

>> No.14151454

>>14151421
>accelerating your pasta to a signficant fraction of lightspeed so it fits in your pot
Seems pretty wasteful to me

>> No.14151608

>This triggers the Spaghettiniggers

>> No.14151767

>>14150343
It bends once it cooks a little retards