/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14144681]

I love breakfast foods but don't understand how anyone can possibly want to stuff themselves this much this early in the day.

[Anonymous No.14144688]

>>14144681
Ask your mom.

[Anonymous No.14144702]

>>14144681
>I don't understand fat people

[Anonymous No.14144706]

>>14144681
I used to eat that much (and still could) but I'm not 15 anymore and so now I have something like 2 eggs and 2 pieces of toast.

[Anonymous No.14144717]

If I do breakfast, I never eat less than 5 eggs. Usually with some kielbasa or ham or bacon to go with. If you're going to eat, eat.

t. 130lb dude

[Anonymous No.14144736]

>>14144717
Sorry, meant kg not lb.

[Anonymous No.14144741]

>>14144681
>three eggs and three sausages
>stuff themselves
Aww poor baby have a tiny stomach?

[Anonymous No.14144750]

>>14144681
It is for people who work

[Anonymous No.14144761]

>>14144681
They're a full meal meant for the lads finishing their night shift. They also became popular in the states because of some real faggot advertising campaign.

[Anonymous No.14144772]

>>14144681
Relevant
https://youtu.be/f4RNb3tt0LM

[Anonymous No.14144816]

>>14144741
how fat are you

[Anonymous No.14144833]

>>14144816
Not at all
Don't worry. Someday you'll grow up and even be able to eat a whole meal all by yourself.

[Anonymous No.14144854]

>>14144833
Yeah nothing like eating half of your daily calories before even getting to work. Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.14144920]

>>14144854
Manlet detected.

[Anonymous No.14144991]

>>14144681
i'm the same, i dont like to eat much in the morning. a cup of coffee and a granola bar is enough for me.
lunch is the meal i go nuts on though, then I usually only have a light dinner.

[Anonymous No.14145024]

>>14144681
>don't understand how anyone can possibly want to stuff themselves this much

Healthy people don't.
A big breakfast is one thing, I often do and skip lunch. That as a daily breakfast with lunch is absurd though.

[Anonymous No.14145548]

>>14144681
the lie that certain foods are for certain times of the day is a social construct.

[Anonymous No.14145553]

>>14144854
>half of your daily calories
proof of my daily caloric need?

[Anonymous No.14145569]

>>14144681
I just wait until it's lunchtime and then make them.
I only eat breakfast and dinner.

[Anonymous No.14145568]

>>14145548
Found the tranny

>>14144681
When you get a real job you'll understand

[Anonymous No.14145580]

My breakfast is the biggest meal of the day. With the rest of my meals being small and snacklike throughout the day. I like to eat foods that will give me bad gas so I can shit my pants around my coworkers all day and get off knowing my asshole shot particulates into their airways inside their bodies. It's almost like if they swallow my particulates that make it to their stomach and in turn help create a feces and farts of their own which is kinda like my form of impregnation

[Anonymous No.14145598]

>>14145580
I'm also not Joe Rogan btw

[Anonymous No.14145651]

>>14144750
This.
If you're ploughing the field you'd better make sure your stomach's full.

[Anonymous No.14145664]

>>14144681
When I used to work construction I needed a breakfast like this. Metabolism gets crazy high and your body starts craving ahead of time.

I'm an AD in a hospital now and I skip breakfast. Lifestyle makes a big difference.

[Anonymous No.14145667]

>>14144702
fat people don't eat breakfast

[Anonymous No.14145743]

>>14144681
When you work a real job you need fuel to get the job done.
I'm not hungry first thing in the morning, but I'll gorge myself anyway because I know I'll be starving well before lunch break otherwise.

[Anonymous No.14145894]

>>14144772
https://soundcloud.com/theavalanchegang/im-gonna-eat-god-dammit

[Anonymous No.14147053]

>>14144681
>dinner at 6/6:30
>no breakfast
>lunch at 12/12:30
I just skip breakfast to have a solid 18 hour fast every day.

[Anonymous No.14147392]

>>14144854
>No sausage for me, thanks. This salad and fruit juice gives me all the energy I need.

[Anonymous No.14147400]

You’re not even supposed to eat breakfast. You’re supposed to eat once per day. This is why the West will always be fat.

[Anonymous No.14147422]

that's why brunch is popular

only weirdos and fatasses go out early morning for a breakfast like that

[Anonymous No.14147438]

>>14145743
>real job
we get it you have to work the chain gang

[Anonymous No.14147463]

>>14144681
only for hangovers. on regular days i can't think right if i eat too much for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.14147511]

I'm fit, former competitive athlete even as an adult and stay at a roughly 10% body fat year round, I genuinely wonder what sort of delicate fellow anons we share this space with who think that a few eggs and some sausage is some sort of gut busting extravaganza. When I was wrestling, I could eat 3 4x4s with 3 orders of fries and a milkshake and still lose weight, if you exerted yourself even 20% as hard as we did in practice and ate even a rather large daily diet, it shouldn't be too much of a problem unless you're just genetically inferior

[Anonymous No.14147575]

>>14144681
>Don't eat breakfast
>My regular lunch and dinner is enough to keep me sated for a day
>Eat breakfast
>I'm famished before lunch, and it's not nearly enough to keep me sated
>I eat twice as much for dinner as usual

[Anonymous No.14147604]

>>14144681
it makes sense when you consider eating it before having to go do 8-10 hours of manual labor without a lunch break

[Anonymous No.14147613]

ITT: Americans defend being fat fucks
>>14144681
I believe heavy breakfasts are only really meant for heavy manual workers and athletes.
I barely ever eat breakfast and if I do it's just a random fruit with an espresso.

[Anonymous No.14147627]

>>14147613
1 in 3 British adults are obese. Shut the fuck up, Nigel and go eat another chip butty.

[Anonymous No.14147669]

>>14147627
I never said I was british you stupid mutt, try again with something that actually hurts.
I just hate fatties all around the world anyways. regardless of their countries, they deserve to be shot down.
t. Someone who used to live in the same house as a 200kg American NEET.

[Anonymous No.14148749]

>>14144681
Every morning before work.

It's hardly stuffing myself though. My biggest meal isn't until dinner.

[Anonymous No.14148780]

>>14148749
What is it? Fried cheese?

[Anonymous No.14148811]

Breakfast food culture is fucking gay and retarded. Breakfast food always consists of the worst food of the day. No what my last breakfast was? Fucking leftover soup. I see no appeal to stuffing myself with eggs, muffins, toast, pancakes, or fatty bacon that makes my skin crawl. Even a sandwich is preferable.

[Anonymous No.14148824]

>>14148811
then don't eat it, you little faggot

[Anonymous No.14148841]

>>14144681
>I love breakfast foods but don't understand how anyone can possibly want to stuff themselves this much this early in the day.

It's because a long time ago, before humans all became fat lazy fucks, you'd wake up and have a big breakfast because you'd need all that energy throughout the day while you did crazy shit like WORKING.

[Anonymous No.14148880]

>>14148749
the thing below gives me trypophobia

[Anonymous No.14148920]

I really think that breakfast is one of the anachronisms that people look past because of pseudo-science. If you aren't doing blue collar/agrarian work, breakfast doesn't make sense.
I work in a law firm so you better believe I'm not having three eggs and three sausages before I sit down for 3 hours straight and shart myself

[Anonymous No.14148933]

>>14145568
>real job
this is the "I'm too stupid to do anything other than blue collar job" cope

[Anonymous No.14148954]

Big breakfasts are nice because they fill you up for a long time. Useful if you're working all day, or if you're long distance hiking or something. One thing I've noticed is that fat people don't eat healthy breakfasts, they just get a donut on the way to work it sonething.

[Anonymous No.14150124]

>>14144681
God, get those overcooked eggs away from me. How do you spot an American? Just ask 'em to cook up some eggs and you'll see!

[Anonymous No.14150139]

>>14150124
rent free

[Anonymous No.14150157]

>>14144681
i can eat all that for breakfast and feel just full enough to make it to a late lunch and im a skelly

[Anonymous No.14150160]

>>14144681
Literally one guy in the 1920s turned bacon and eggs into a meme to increase the sale of pork products for his bros in the pork industry. Same guy made smoking popular with women by making them think it was a 'rebellious feminist act'.
For the bacon thing he basically called a bunch of doctors and just asked them two questions. 'Would you say it is better to eat a light or a hearty breakfast?' and if they said hearty he'd ask 'Would you consider bacon and eggs to be a good part of a hearty breakfast?" Then he shipped all news agencies press releases that said something along the lines of 'Hundreds of doctors prefer people eat bacon and eggs for breakfast.'
tl:dr Edward Bernays is a marketing genius.

[Anonymous No.14150166]

>>14150157
how's the crystal treatment going, anon

[Anonymous No.14150174]

>>14150166
what is that

[Anonymous No.14150201]

>>14147511
Inherently based. I can't wait to shred all my fat so I can train aggressively through the day.

[Anonymous No.14150240]

>>14150174
He's implying you look like you're dying of cancer like steve jobs and seeking proper medical care.

[Anonymous No.14150264]

>>14144854

three large eggs are 280cal. Sausage depends wholly on size and content but a quick look shows one serving of three breakfast sausage links (small ones like you get in the states at a Bob Evans or something) is 170-200 calories. Pair that with a cup of black coffee and you're at a whopping < 500 calories depending on what you fry the eggs in. That is pretty low my man.

[Anonymous No.14150268]

>>14150240
omg!

[Anonymous No.14150932]

>>14148780
Yeah, just some shredded tasty over the top.

Surprising fucking good when you let the cheese burn a bit. Gives a similar taste and consistency of nachos.

[Anonymous No.14150944]

>>14150264
Black coffee? I'm thinking I'll have a heckin frappacino!

[Anonymous No.14150947]

>>14150157
I really want to believe this is shopped
>>14150201
I'm post you replied to: You don't have to believe me anon but I believe you're going to make it

[Anonymous No.14150992]

>>14147400
Chinks/Japs eat 3-4 times a day. Yet they're thin.

[Anonymous No.14150999]

>>14150124
Eggs aren't supposed to be rubbery. The one in that pic doesn't have a good enough crisp - most likely due to them placing the eggs in a cold pan.

[Anonymous No.14151002]

>>14144681
when i was pretty fat, it was my favorite meal to look forward to. an assembly of grease and refined sugar is a horrible way to start one's day, of course, so i was mostly always lethargic and snacked because of it, i guess.
i'm in great shape now and i don't even eat breakfast anymore. i eat a big lunch for energy and a small dinner to end the day with snacks of fruit in between

[Anonymous No.14151004]

>>14150160
You are aware that it tastes good right? Has nothing to do with some faggot in the 20s advertising something.
t. ex muzzie who tried said combo at 24 and loved it.

[Anonymous No.14151023]

>>14144681
>3 eggs
>3 sausage
>stuff yourself.
the fug do you do 0 physical exercise ? that's 600-750 cals which isn't much even for a 5'7 manlet that lifts.

[Anonymous No.14151257]

>>14147613
>pic related
You're supposed to have some left to bring home unless you're full on obese. I'll never understand why Euros always complain about getting two to three times the food for the same amount of money they'd pay back home, it's a plus imo.

[Anonymous No.14151277]

>>14144681
>this early in the day
I prefer to eat a large breakfast, 1-2 hours after waking up. Feels much better than having dinner be the largest meal of the day.

[Anonymous No.14151304]

>>14145667
As a fatass who eats breakfast every day, I can attest that your statement is inaccurate.

[Anonymous No.14151358]

>>14144681
Awful lot of anti white racism here, I'm not too happy about it honestly.

We aren't racist democrats here guys. We aren't hateful against Europeans and people of white descent. So cool it okay.

[Anonymous No.14151382]

>>14148811
>not starting the day with a sick ass muffin, or a fancy french omelette with creme fraiche and smoked salmon

[Anonymous No.14151408]

>>14144681
>not getting rid of the egg whites beforehand
>processed meat without butter or lard to compensate for its low quality
Yeah I don't know how anybody can eat like that.

[Anonymous No.14151415]

>>14144681
>sunny side up eggs W. brown edges
>paste sausages
Are you from the UK?

I had two poached eggs, ham, hot mustard and muffins for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.14151461]

>>14144854
Our ancestors literally did that. They would eat a giant meal for breakfast then spend the rest of the day surviving

[Anonymous No.14151652]

>>14144681
Those sausages look disgusting, what are they?

[Anonymous No.14151828]

>>14150160
I too was a college freshman once

[Anonymous No.14152204]

>>14151004
Prior to Bernays the default breakfast was stuff like toast with jam and a cup of coffee. Once he made the push people got more into it and it became a norm.

[Anonymous No.14152232]

>>14144772
do southerners really?

[Anonymous No.14152240]

>>14147613

The kid's meal doesn't dictate the size but rather what you're eating. Hence nothing but macaroni and fries on that guys plate.

[Anonymous No.14152266]

I just eat a McMuffin, a hash brown and a cup of coffee every morning. That's good enough to last me until lunch.

[Anonymous No.14152401]

>>14150992

[Anonymous No.14152455]

>>14144750
>>14145568
>>14145743
>>14147392
>>14147604
>>14148841
>implying the only REAL "work" is your literally anyone-can-do-it tier job of moving heavy stuff x to empty hole y
ISHYGDDT.

>>14151023
The average person doesn't lift or do much exercise, anon. And you know the three eggs and sausage isn't coming without a side of toast and coffee with milk and sugar.

All of ya'll took my image too literally. I'm just talking about any big greasy breakfast. But no surprise here that half the board is either fat or works in jobs designed for people who have zero value the moment they get an injury.

[Anonymous No.14152465]

>>14147400
where are you getting this information?

[Anonymous No.14152700]

>>14150947
I do believe you anon, and my post was genuine. I want to make it.

[Anonymous No.14152753]

>>14144681
that's more like brunch to me, if anything at all

[Anonymous No.14152806]

>>14152455
>But no surprise here that half the board is either fat or works in jobs designed for people who have zero value the moment they get an injury.
You forgot gay and retarded

[Anonymous No.14152809]

Each morning for me starts with a slice of pizza, a big cup of black coffee, some sour milk with berries smoothie and a half liter of water. Has been like this for 6 years now. No need for variety I get up at 5 am and work 10-12hour days six days a week. Other meals have variety but breakfast just needs to be automatic and the same so that it causes no lost time or effort.

[Anonymous No.14152893]

>>14152809
How do you always have a single slice of pizza prepared for every single morning?

[Anonymous No.14154513]

>>14152893
Eat pizza for dinner everyday. Save one slice for breakfast

[Anonymous No.14154561]

>stuff themselves this much this early in the day
Easy. I have a full day of work ahead of me.

[Anonymous No.14154565]

>>14147392
I literally do this exact work all the time and don't eat anything until 6PM.

[Anonymous No.14154654]

>>14145580
masterful post

[Anonymous No.14154690]

i never have an appetite in the morning and almost never have breakfast. do manual labor and rarely have lunch, but it's nonstop eating from like 4pm until a few hours have passed. absurd amounts of food, and this results in picture-perfect shits every morning and no bogged-down feeling during the day

[Anonymous No.14155212]

Breakfast is for slaves. It's does the exact opposite of giving you energy unless you starved yourself the day before. The Romans used to keep their servants docile by feeding them early.

But sure, Mr Kellogg knows best.

[Anonymous No.14155254]

>>14148841
This literally never happened. Big breakfasts only became a thing with 20th century marketing.

[Anonymous No.14155295]

>>14152455
urbanite just outed itself

[Anonymous No.14155326]

>>14154690
>>14155212
These
All the blue collar posts in this thread are LARP
Eating in the morning ensures that your body dedicates most of it's energy to digestion and not actual work. Your heavy meal should be at the end of the day, when you're resting.

[Anonymous No.14155339]

>>14144681
It's called breaking your fast you God fearing degenerate

[Anonymous No.14155377]

even if i wake up early i don't eat until 12 or 1. today i had a 3-egg omelet with feta and american cheese, and the leftover pierogies and sausage, as well as coffee. then i don't eat until dinner.

it took me a while to finish the omelet though, felt full after finishing only half of it but i need the protein

[Anonymous No.14155392]

>microwave and dice a potato
>scramble an egg
>add 2-3 slices of canadian bacon
>mix in one pan and brown a bit
the perfect breakfast

[Anonymous No.14155851]

>>14144681
>Wake up early for shitty hard labor job that works my hands to the bone
>Wife makes pic related so she doesn't get featured on Monday Night Raw Hell in a Cell
Life is a perfect balance.

[Anonymous No.14155874]

>>14144816
nigga i'm 200 pounds
3 eggs is 270 cals, a squirt of pam is negligible, and 3 sausage links would be 600
have you never heard the phrase eat like a king at breakfast, a prince at lunch, and a pauper at dinner?
5 days a week I eat a decent breakfast, I eat a sandwich for lunch, a Clif bar in the afternoon, and a TV dinner before I go to bed. Even 2000 calories. Not fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.14155882]

>>14155874
seems like you eating more like a faggot at breakfast, a homosexual at lunch, and Greta Thunberg's mother while she was pregnant at dinner.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.14155900]

>>14147613
>kids size meal of carbs, carbs, and more carbs
ah yes, the epitome of health

[Anonymous No.14155907]

>>14155882
Good one brotha

[Anonymous No.14155956]

>>14144681
If i get up early i might have toast so belvita cookies
I only ever eat break fast like that if im eating like brunch, which is often with this corona shit

[Anonymous No.14156073]

>>14155874
As OP am I supposed to be impressed you're 200 lbs? I have no idea how tall you are or if you lift, but on average I'd assume you're 5'9 at best and just a little chubster. It's what I'd imagine if you eat nearly 1000 calories to start the day.

>have you never heard the phrase eat like a king at breakfast, a prince at lunch, and a pauper at dinner?
I've heard it, but it makes no fucking sense. You're just a chubby kid eating off old adages.

>I eat a decent breakfast, I eat a sandwich for lunch, a Clif bar in the afternoon, and a TV dinner before I go to bed. Even 2000 calories. Not fucking hard.
This breakfast is 870 calories. I typed in "calories in a sandwich" on Google, and got 340 calories, but I bet you're probably eating worse. Let's still go with 1210 total. Clif bar is 240 calories. 1440. Assuming a "light" TV dinner, you're having a 180 calorie lean cuisine.

Is this your eating habit? Because I'm guessing you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.14156400]

I like to eat a big breakfast or lunch then no or small dinner.
That said if I'm not working and just sitting around at home I eat like shit. Like 3 big meals a day because I love cooking random shit I see on YouTube so I end up eating burgers then pasta then curry or cake or whatever I see on YouTube that day or earlier in the week.
Like 2000 to 2500 a day then on days off it's like 4000 of random unhealthy shit.

[Anonymous No.14156634]

>>14152455
>talking shit about manual labor
IT here. Kill yourself you stupid fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.14156760]

>>14144681
Its usually not a daily thing.
At most its usually weekly with shit like cereal and oatmeal the rest of the time. Or maybe muffins.

[Anonymous No.14156768]

>>14156073
> I typed in "calories in a sandwich" on Google
Are you over 60?

[Anonymous No.14156781]

>>14155851
>Working on a full belly
That's not balanced at all. It's an inversion of nature. You're supposed to do your work first THEN eat afterwards to replenish the energy you have spent.