I don't understand the appeal of cheesecake, it's like eating a block of sweet butter, rich, fatty and disgusting

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Anonymous Sat May 23 02:07:06 2020 No.14134737 [Reply] [Original]

I don't understand the appeal of cheesecake, it's like eating a block of sweet butter, rich, fatty and disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:09:22 2020 No.14134744 >>14134737 >Needing some kind of elaborate excuse to do that People have eaten raw sugar and lard for lesser reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:09:28 2020 No.14134745 >>14134737 So?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:18:55 2020 No.14134781 >>14134744 It's vomit-inducing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:28:09 2020 No.14134812 Gonna go ahead and agree with you here, anon. Cheesecake belongs in the trash

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:28:10 2020 No.14134813 >>14134781 >mommy I don't like it that means nobody is allowed to like it!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:37:52 2020 No.14134845 >>14134737 >sweet butter, rich, fatty and disgusting Well that is the appeal

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:40:02 2020 No.14134855 >>14134737 >fatty stop triggering yourself

Anonymous Sat May 23 02:41:02 2020 No.14134859

>>14134737
I used to agree with you anon, but then I had the most delightful strawberry cheesecake. The strawberry jam was so fresh and sweet, and the cheese was so fluffy and complemented the sweet of the strawberries. And the crust added the right amount of texture to balance out the softness. From that point on cheesecake went from being a block of fat with no taste, to a perfect dessert to a nice meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:41:40 2020 No.14134862 >>14134737 >I don't understand the appeal of cheesecake >it's like eating a block of sweet butter you understand the appeal of cheesecake.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:43:09 2020 No.14134864 >>14134737 >I don't like (common food) thread number 4885768493987 Oh I've seen this thread before. It will be quicker if you fill this out https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:43:54 2020 No.14134868 File: 72 KB, 994x559, creamcheese2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So you don't like cream cheese, and your taste is shit

Anonymous Sat May 23 02:48:39 2020 No.14134884

>>14134868
want some BAGEL with that cream cheese?

and WHATS the deal with these portions? they give you just enough cream cheese to make your pack of bagels barely enjoyable enough, gotta make me buy two whole packs over here then what the hell do I do with the rest of it!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:52:41 2020 No.14134911 File: 286 KB, 1220x490, 20200522_174721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134737 I used to regularly buy cheesecakes and devour them by myself. My eating habits used to be so bad...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:53:27 2020 No.14134913 honestly... i agree

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:53:50 2020 No.14134917 New York>Italian>Hungarian>>>>>>>>California

Anonymous Sat May 23 03:09:26 2020 No.14134963

>>14134737
My guess is you've mostly had New York cheesecake, and I agree.

I'd give you my mom's recipe, if I had it written down, but it's kinda a hybrid between New York which is too sweet and dense, and Japanese cheesecake which isn't creamy enough, with a Nilla wafer crust.

The difference is, you use a higher flour to sugar ratio, sour cream instead of heavy cream, you use more egg whites than yolks and you whip the whites separately with the sugar to make a meringue before incorporating it all together. Makes for a much more airy texture thats not so cloyingly sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:24:59 2020 No.14135017 >>14134737 have to disagree. I myself am a sucker for cheesecake. Made one last week. Hella good (perfect for me) for my first time. But from what yall are describing, sounds like you wouldnt like it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 04:42:53 2020 No.14135233 >>14135017 What does it taste like to you? Doesn't eat taste like eating pure fat?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 04:44:21 2020 No.14135236 File: 809 KB, 1913x1341, sernik.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134737 american style cheesecake is shit-tier tbf. try a proper polish sernik and get back to me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 04:46:44 2020 No.14135241 >>14134737 make a ricotta cheesecake, has a slightly grainy texture that i prefer to the perfectly smooth cream cheese version. and ricotta has more protein so it doesn't just feel like you're eating butter.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 04:47:29 2020 No.14135244 >>14135236 >polish sernik I can't promise I'll get back to you, but theres a good chance I'll try making it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 04:51:28 2020 No.14135258 File: 43 KB, 575x383, Key_Lime_Pie-FL-USA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You folk haven't lived until you've eaten proper key lime pie. Very few places do it right.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 05:33:17 2020 No.14135384 >>14135258 >artificial green color

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 05:59:13 2020 No.14135471 >>14135241 isn't that what the standard cheese for it was before it became cream cheese?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 06:10:00 2020 No.14135510 >>14135471 i think so, or at least something similar, since modern american cream cheese is fairly recent while cheesecakes have been made for thousands of years

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 06:14:41 2020 No.14135522 >>14134737 American cheesecake is gross and cloying. Try japanese.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 06:16:12 2020 No.14135526 >>14135522 get off my board weeb

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 06:37:29 2020 No.14135596 >>14135526 do you know where you are? Are you sure you meant to come here?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 06:46:20 2020 No.14135631 >>14135596 why do you retards always post the same stupid comment every single time

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 07:03:36 2020 No.14135705 >>14135631 Its like the universe is trying to tell you something.

Anonymous Sat May 23 07:04:06 2020 No.14135707
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>>14134737
The tang of the cream cheese cuts it's inherent richness so it's not like eating a slice of pure buttercream, and then you have differing flavors like fruit in >>14134859 or bitter coffee/chocolate varieties that add complexity and again tame the richness. Also the usual press-in cookie crust provides a crunchy textural contrast that offsets the ocean of smooth creamy filling.

American cream cheese on it's own isn't even the apex of sugary fatty decadence compared to other dairy bases like buttercreams, Clotted (Devonshire) Cream, or Italian (Mascarpone) cream cheese which can be upwards of 60-70% fat compared to the USDA mandated 33% fat minimum for most US cream cheeses.

>>14134845
>>14134862
Both aren't wrong tho.

>>14135236
>polish sernik
>The concept of cheesecake has been known since the times of antiquity, but Polish sernik, which stems from the word ser meaning cheese, doesn’t seem to have such a well-documented history. Its predecessor arka was a simple cake made with twaróg cheese, sugar, saffron, and rosewater, while sernik itself was allegedly brought to Poland by their 17th-century king Jan III Sobieski who defeated the Ottomans in The Battle of Vienna in 1683 and had a soft spot for this particular cake.
In time, sernik evolved into numerous varieties and is nowadays one of the most popular Polish desserts, commonly enjoyed during Easter. Traditional sernik is sometimes called sernik Wiedeński (Vienna-style sernik) and can be made with a bottom crust or without it, while its twaróg-based filling may or may not contain raisins.

>While traditional recipes insist on using twaróg cheese (Polish cow’s milk cheese with a crumbly texture similar to Italian ricotta), contemporary recipes often suggest replacing it with farmer’s cheese, quark cheese, or ricotta, which are more available but lack twaróg’s typical, grainy texture and slightly sour flavor.
https://www.tasteatlas.com/sernik/recipe
Interesting, never knew about this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 07:05:20 2020 No.14135715 >>14135384 anon, that pie is yellow. Are you okay?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 07:38:28 2020 No.14135838 >>14134781 faggot. nature programmed you into liking sweet and fat, you're literally against human nature. like faggot, faggot. faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 08:03:00 2020 No.14135912 >>14135838 it depends on the amount though. too much sugar especially can start to be sickening. and most desserts use way too much sugar because people have basically built up a tolerance to sweetness.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 08:04:34 2020 No.14135915 >>14134737 imo it works best with a tart fruit like blackcurrants, lemons/limes or raspberries for example.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 09:40:15 2020 No.14136168 >>14135707 Fair enough, but I don't understand why you would crave cheesecake when you could have actual cake, which is 100x more delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 10:45:09 2020 No.14136365 >>14135707 Quark is a funny word. Quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark quark. Quark.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 11:10:04 2020 No.14136456 >>14134737 >it's like eating a block of sweet butter, rich, fatty Stop! my penis can only get so erect!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:52:57 2020 No.14137939 File: 43 KB, 670x670, 1505441372507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Better than real cake thats for sure. I couldnt imagine a worse fate than eating dry bread with frosting on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:54:50 2020 No.14137942 >>14137939 Cake is neither dry nor bread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:56:33 2020 No.14137949 >>14137942 Wrong its both retard. Its just "not dry" because of all the frosting that forces you to salivate like some dog. It being moist is just an illusion.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:58:16 2020 No.14137956 >>14137949 I've had unfrosted cakes that were plenty moist. Try eating something other than grocery store pound cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:59:10 2020 No.14137960 >>14137942 >The most commonly used cake ingredients include flour, sugar, eggs, butter or oil or margarine, a liquid, and leavening agents, such as baking soda or baking powder >not cake imagine being this retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:00:13 2020 No.14137965 >>14137960 >not cake meant not *bread

Anonymous Sat May 23 17:00:17 2020 No.14137967

I agree OP. You're gonna get a lot of reddit replies "NOO NOT MY CHEESECAKE IT'S SO LUXURIOUS AND DECADENT AND AND AN-"

But, it's fucking gross. The texture is trash, it's just pure fat and sugar. The cream doesn't nearly "cut" the sweetness enough to make it something worth eating, it's just sickening.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:01:27 2020 No.14137972 >>14137956 >had a wedding cake (which costed $500) and thought it was too dry >hurdur muh store bought cake Kys

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:03:16 2020 No.14137978 >>14134737 >eating a block of butter Sounds good to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:03:57 2020 No.14137986 >>14136365 based quarktistic poster

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:06:58 2020 No.14138005 As others have said, that's the appeal. Ultimately comes down to personal preference. I don't really like desserts with more cream than crumb. I'd enjoy a cheesecake that isn't too sweet, but I'd take a moist cake over that any day.

Anonymous Sat May 23 17:13:31 2020 No.14138051

>>14137942
Pie will always be better than that disgusting shit. At least pie doesnt have sugar, vanilla, and breading as its default flavors. And dont you lie and talk about muh "different varieties of cake tho". Everyone who likes cake as their favorite desert likes it exactly like this and vanilla breading with vanilla frosting is the most popular cake people buy. Its primitive super sweet slop that only a retard can enjoy. Anything with vanilla as a main flavor is de facto fucking garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:14:37 2020 No.14138059 >>14137942 >bread isnt dry

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:18:23 2020 No.14138086 >>14137972 most wedding cakes are store bought cake mixes

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:19:50 2020 No.14138095 >>14138086 debate >>14138051 :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:20:59 2020 No.14138100 >>14137972 >I had one structural cake in my life ipso facto all cakes are shit You might finna wanna boutta get a bigger sample size than that

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:23:01 2020 No.14138115 >>14138100 >muh sample size >>14138051

Anonymous Sat May 23 17:23:01 2020 No.14138116

>>14135233
Not including the crust, but it's a firm, sweet cream. Like, a creamier, sweeter ice-cream that isn't as cold.

One slice has about 13 grams of fat. That's from 2 servings of cream cheese plus a fourth of an egg. That's about the same as a serving of ice cream, i just looked this up so i guess its not unwarranted for me to say it's similar to ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:23:42 2020 No.14138120 >>14138115 That's not a sample at all he's just ranting about pie for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:25:30 2020 No.14138129 >>14138120 >muh pie EVEN brownies are better and brownies are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:25:46 2020 No.14138130 I love strawberry cheesecake

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:26:45 2020 No.14138143 >>14138129 >brownies are disgusting. Alright you are officially a crazy person and your opinions are not valid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:28:17 2020 No.14138152 >>14138143 Except that cant be right. The people from the cake tribe dont like brownies.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:29:29 2020 No.14138156 >>14138152 I don't ascribe to any tribe, I like cake and pie and brownies.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:33:04 2020 No.14138179 >>14138156 Cake is primitive so you are apart of the tribe and are trying to subvert the other nonprimitive groups of people

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:34:26 2020 No.14138191 >>14138129 wtf. Chewy brownies are hella good! Cakey brownies is just cake though

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:34:45 2020 No.14138194 >>14138179 Nobody forms tribes over cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:38:53 2020 No.14138224 >>14136365 what are you taking, anon? I want some.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:55:41 2020 No.14138318 >>14138051 I generally agree. I dont get why the fuck someone would subject themselves to eating a vanilla cake when you can have a vanilla ice cream cone that is at the very least is not dry and just tastes plain better.

Anonymous Sat May 23 18:01:58 2020 No.14138352

>>14137939
my favorites were always soaked cakes like tres leches, or something like tiramisu. you could also just pour any kind of flavorful liquid onto a cake as long as you don't overdo it.

my grandpa would take a slice of cake and put it in a bowl of milk before eating, which was pretty good too as long as they cake wasn't too light and disintegrated.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:05:34 2020 No.14138381 >>14135258 >>14135384 >>14135715 A real, fresh, Key Lime pie is a unique dessert. World class.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:07:29 2020 No.14138392 >>14134737 I don't like sweets, in general

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:09:44 2020 No.14138402 >>14136365 I bought some on a whim for this exact reason, turns out it's delicious too. Absolutely god-tier on pumpkin bread,

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:09:54 2020 No.14138404 >>14138381 Literally just the lemon pie from Eagle brand condensed milk company cook book but with limes instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:22:47 2020 No.14138462 >>14138352 >tres leches >soaked breading >whipped cream as a topping instead vomit inducing frosting >strawberry on top Now this actually looks tolerable unlike the vast majority of cakes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:30:09 2020 No.14138506 >>14134737 >it's like eating a block of sweet butter that IS the appeal.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:56:15 2020 No.14138601 >>14134737 Every cheese cake i've ever tasted has had a fucking horrible texture and taste. How do people even eat that crap?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:26:07 2020 No.14138701 >>14134737 I think it's more like eating a cake of sweet cream cheese. But you do you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:41:32 2020 No.14138766 >>14137942 If you said that in real life I would punch you

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:45:56 2020 No.14138783 >>14135236 Shut up, Slavic Jew.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:57:46 2020 No.14138818 >>14135236 I've already had it. It tastes like standard cake but with cardboard mixed in. Slavshit food is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:58:45 2020 No.14138821 >>14138766 I'd flatten you in a Macca's parking lot, cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 20:49:01 2020 No.14139056 >>14134737 Your picture shows a cheesecake with way too thick a layer of cheese-mix filling and not enough sharp berry mix on top. Of course its overwhelming. Make it in a more balanced way and it'll be delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:18:00 2020 No.14139573 >>14134917 basque>hungarian>>>>>california>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bhapa doi

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:24:09 2020 No.14139600 >>14139573 If bhapa doi is a cheesecake you might as well call creme brulee a cheesecake.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:29:48 2020 No.14139628 >>14139600 Agree you just get idiots that insist on calling it an "Indian cheesecake" which is a vile fucking lie for a vile food

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 22:31:10 2020 No.14139632 >>14139628 i can literally tell that you got bullied on your school's toilet

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 01:06:50 2020 No.14140311 >>14135522 Japanese cheesecake is fucking horrible, all show and no go, pretty much every Japanese dessert is like this. Asians in general are poor at making desserts and this is especially true for the japs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 01:13:33 2020 No.14140336 File: 228 KB, 2249x1593, p703y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14140311 Wrong. Japan is better at anything food related. You better take that back.

Anonymous Sun May 24 01:26:54 2020 No.14140384

>>14140311
the japanese videos are going through way too many hoops and got some of the nichest tools for the job on the market, plus it makes me cringe when they put the mic next to the bowl they're mixing on purpose. i'd rather have gordon ramsay guide me through making a cheese cake with a burnt dome

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 01:31:22 2020 No.14140399 >>14140384 >i'd rather have gordon ramsay guide me through making a cheese cake with a burnt dome >when they put the mic next to the bowl they're mixing on purpose Are you not entertained?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 03:22:37 2020 No.14140738 >>14134884 Make banana bread Put cream cheese on it there you now arent wasting food

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 05:23:01 2020 No.14141096 File: 108 KB, 1102x966, 1589909451911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14134737 >I don't understand the appeal of cheesecake, it's like eating a block of sweet butter, rich, fatty and disgusting it tastes good its my fav cake

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 07:25:00 2020 No.14141401 >>14134737 >>14134744

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 07:53:43 2020 No.14141463 >>14138462 Anon, confess to us. You've only ever had supermarket cake before, haven't you?

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