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Monster Energy promotes communism

>> No.14129099

wtf I love Monster Energy now

>> No.14129116

everyone knows redbull is the conservative energy drink brand
monster is the child of a california based organic juice company

>> No.14129130

>>14129090
They're just really happy the planet goes around the sun on a yearly basis.

>> No.14129139

>>14129090
>Monster Beverage
>Key People: CEO of Monster Beverage (((Rodney Sacks))) and vice chairman, president, and chief operating officer (COO) of Monster Beverage (((Hilton Schlosberg)))

>> No.14129437

>>14129139
>Monster
>Beverage
can't even be called a fucking energy drink kek

>> No.14129453

>>14129116
They're all large corporations that have no political agenda

>> No.14129473

>>14129453
some corporations have a very clear political agenda

>> No.14129962

>>14129473
no they don't they just pretend they do for marketing and PR purposes
all corporations are capitalistic / neoliberal by default

>> No.14131686
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>>14129090
You mean Satanic Jews whose company logo mocks the Lord Jesus Christ are communists? Wew!

>> No.14131693

>>14129962
That... is a political agenda, based retard

>> No.14131704

>>14129090
Bottoms up.

>> No.14131708

>>14129090
Good

>> No.14131713

>>14131686
Wow im so offended

Go virtue signal somewhere else

>> No.14131730

>>14129130
kek

>> No.14131752

>>14131713
>virtue signal
I don't think you know what that phrase means, dimwit.

Dilate.

>> No.14131764

>>14129139
Oh fuck off. We got good with money because christians were afraid to touch it. Now you're all "BOO HOO THE JEWS OWN EVERYTHING WAAAAAAAAAA"
Gee, I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED? Get fucked.

>> No.14131858

>>14129099
I’d smash your skull on a hot sidewalk with zero remorse

>> No.14131876
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>>14131764
>Fractional reserve banking
>Good with money
Doh ho go!
Race of criminal sociopaths.
Tell us how to recite the Kol Nidre, Vile Shlomo.

>> No.14131910

>>14131858
Enjoy jail.

>> No.14131922

>>14131876
Pay me first, consumer.

>> No.14131934

>>14131752
>Dilate

thank for reminding me

>> No.14131976

>>14131752
right wing virtue signalling is still virtue signalling, it's still retarded and obnoxious
but that post was probably bait anyway, only soccer moms believe that shit

>> No.14131992

>>14131858
You will now live out the rest of your life with the knowledge you’ll never get the chance to do it.

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>>14131686
This. Fuck (((monster)))

>>14131976
That's pretty fucking funny that you left wing parasites think you roam on the blue boards with being called out. Back that fucking cancerous shit hole you go.

>> No.14132099

>>14129116
then what's rockstar?

>> No.14132109
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>>14131686
Look at the o in monster. It’s one of the alchemical symbols for vitriolum (bottom right in pic). In alchemy it is known as the green lion, a poisonous substance resulting from acid eating metal. It was important in alchemy as it was critical for creating the philosophers stone. In other words, consumption of the poison in this product by the masses grants immortality to those who peddle it.

>> No.14132122

>>14131858
t. 300lbs libertarian retard

>> No.14132124

>>14129116
Based. Redbull is the only choice.

>> No.14132163
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14132163

>That's pretty fucking funny that you left wing parasites think you roam on the blue boards with being called out. Back that fucking cancerous shit hole you go.

>> No.14132167

>>14131686
The number is actually 616. 666 is a mistranslation that got corrected a long time ago. But it's not like you'd do actual research about any of this

>> No.14132183

>>14132084
>r/theDonald migrant so stupid he falls for soccer mom satanic panic memes calls everyone else reddit
is this what this has site become in recent years?

>> No.14132203

>>14132183
>Muh r/Donald retort
Lmfao you have no power here faggot.

>>14132163
It made you asshurt, didn't it?

>> No.14132210

>>14132099
A company ran by Michael (((weiner)))Savage's son.

>> No.14132229

>>14132167
Other way around.
Nero is rendered as "Neron" in Greek and Hebrew, the gematric value of Neron Caesar or "nron qsr" is 666.
Transliterating from Latin changes nron to nro, reducing the value to 616.

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>>14132109
No, it’s a letter of the Greek alphabet. When using the Roman alphabet it can be written using three different letters as Phi. Those letters represent the funny sound I make when your mom’s pubes tickle my nose. In other words, the sound I made just now.

>> No.14132243

>>14131858
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA THIS FUCKING TOUGH BOY LMAOOOOOO

>> No.14132262
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14132262

>communism
For the love of God, get me the BASED department ASAP

>> No.14132268

>>14132167
Lol, talk about research, that little factoid was discredited as soon as it was brought up. There are far more manuscripts listing it as 666, and all the earliest ones agree. The discrepancy of 616 is likely based on interpreting the Latin form of emperor Nero’s name which is 616, rather than the Hebrew which is 666.

>> No.14132270

>monster "zero"
>actually labeling rule changes force them to put 10 calories per container on the label
they are liars. You can't trust them

>> No.14132271

>>14132099
The official drink of people named Kyle or Tanner.

>> No.14132278

>>14131686
>>>/x/

>> No.14132279

>>14131752
Just dilated my balls in your moms throat lmao

Keep signaling and have consensus sex

>> No.14132299

>>14132279
You dilated your balls?!

>> No.14132300

>>14132299
You don't?

>> No.14132308

>>14132167
>The number is actually 616. 666 is a mistranslation that got corrected a long time ago.
>t.Brainlet
That is absolutely false. The KJV is the inspired word of God in the English language and is without error. All your (((mistranslation))) shilling has been pushed by Kikes for the purpose of blaspeming Jesus Christ and creating division amongst the Goyim. The Textus Receptus and the Masoretic texts are what we hold to, and the yids can keep (((discovering))) scrolls all they want buried in that desert shithole but it will never change the fact that we have had the correct and pure word of God since Moses first wrote it down continuing with the Prophets and culminating with the Apostles. But you wouldn't understand what it is to have faith in the Lord anyway, so you don't know what it's like when all the pieces fit. The comfort that knowing (((they))) can lie cheat and steal and murder and genocide to their heart's content, but they can't dodge the oven that God made without humbling themselves before Jesus Christ and asking him to save them.

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14132313

>his energy drink doesn't yell nigger
cringe

>> No.14132340

>>14131976
>only soccer moms believe that shit
The Christian Life has always been counter culture. Tattoos and degeneracy is so blasé and peak bourgeois.

Enjoy your Hot Topic (((individualism))) Karen.

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>>14132340
Oh shit you just roasted his ass!! Well done

>> No.14132448

>>14129116
Imagine being a comservatard in 2020 lmao be either a fascist or a communist fucking normie

>> No.14132456

>>14132340
not every christian is the kind of retard who believes that a stylized letter M is somehow connected to the hebrew number for 666 because it's also made up of 3 basic shapes that might as well be an arabic 111
I can't believe there are now people on this site who unironically believe this kind of shit

>> No.14132497

>>14132456
>that might as well be an arabic 111
Except for the fact that the owner of the company is a Kabbalist and member of the synagogue of Satan and knows exactly what he's doing, with the added "unleash the beast" slogan printed on the side of the can.

You're not a Christian anyway, so why does it trigger you so hard Karen?

>> No.14132505

>>14129090
Bottoms up and the devil laughs

>> No.14133118

>>14132340
be more self-aware

>> No.14133121

>>14129453
red bull is promoting fascism

>> No.14133440

>>14132505
That smellycunt bitch was so proud of her little mic-drop.

>> No.14134412

>>14131858
Don't you need to go outside to do that?

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14134453

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

>> No.14134991

>>14129090
based, comrade

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14135080

you have been confronted by the can of energised satanic communist nostalgia beverage. What's your next move?

>> No.14135152

>>14132109
>In other words, consumption of the poison in this product by the masses grants immortality to those who peddle it.
I was with you until that leap of logic

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>>14135152
Come on, There’s gotta be a final flourish or this conspiracy shit is pointless. Nothing worse than a sinister significance without a monstrous motive.

>> No.14135360

>>14132448
>be either a fascist or a communist
those are the same thing

>> No.14135370

>>14135080
grip N sip

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>>14135080
I chug 250mg of caffeine in the form of a mild, pleasant, refreshing, clean and natural tasting minty probiotic hippie beverage, and reject your gut destroying cloyingly sweet swill that only has a pathetic 140mg of caffeine. Feels good to have taste

>> No.14135557

>>14135080
buy in bulk to support the proletariat cause

>> No.14135572

>>14132300
It would be very painful.

>> No.14135583

>>14134453
Do milfs really dig it?

>> No.14135608

>>14134453
>let alone the name 'marnster'
They really can't speak English, can they?