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alphabetical order edition

>> No.14128368
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>> No.14128416

I'm starting to understand why the terrorists do it.

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>> No.14128424

>Two words
Do Americans...?

>> No.14128434

Only the pizza cake seems worth it. That hotdog is probably $30.

>> No.14128437

that looked extremely gay when the two guys started eating it from opposite sides

>> No.14128438
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you say that like it isn't a good thing

>> No.14128443

Fucking stupid.

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>> No.14128453
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>> No.14128485

I don't understand how that would be enjoyable at all. I get angry when I can't chew through my food easily. It actually pisses me off. I'd be throwing that octopus across the room after about 15 seconds.

>> No.14128489

>cold butter on quickly air cooling toast
What a piece of shit.

>> No.14128500
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it's not that terrible actually. the butter warms enough to be spreadable pretty quick. I used to have this thing you'd twist and it would turn a stick of butter into a ribbon and that was much better since it would soften almost instantly

>> No.14128505
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This chick probably makes more money doing that than I do working in a fucking ICU.
Can't say I blame her for having a better business model I guess.

Never cared for melted butter. I prefer a cold pad on my toast and will sometimes butter it one bite at a time for that reason.

>> No.14128527

She is eating them on camera, it's a sex thing.

>> No.14128537

Honestly, this type of 'food bashing' can come from any westernized country.

>> No.14128538

Someone should have taken the initiative and beaten the piss out of that young woman.

>> No.14128543

An 'as-seen-on-TV' breakfast using all the shitty gadgets.

>> No.14128551

Reminds me of that little Japanese lady that can pack away like 6 pounds of food in less than a half hour.

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>> No.14128563
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I am still really annoyed that they didn't just call this "pizza pie".
It's right fucking there, man.

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>> No.14128602

>two fucking dogs in the kitchen

>> No.14128609

two words.
da joos

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>> No.14128775

Poor guy.

>> No.14128794

that thing is going to become a disgusting mess after little use

>> No.14128821

but it's structured more like a cake than a pie.

>> No.14128830
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>> No.14128880

Gays should be launched into the sun.

>> No.14128884

I mean, if you're going to consume utter trash, does it really matter in what order it goes down?

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>> No.14128933

Serves him right. He trusted a (((coke))).

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>> No.14128948

I don't understand what is happening but it looks vegan and I'd be interested in trying a piece at least. What an odd combination of foods

>> No.14128956
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Is that supposed to be the one in Akihabara? The interior is a bit different.
She cute.

>> No.14128959

I came.

>> No.14128970

>The title
>first second of footage
Yeah definitely not watching that shit.

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>> No.14128986

>didn't tear the chicken open with her teeth and spit the stuffing in
cmon, commit to the bit

>> No.14129000

I still don't get it. What did he think was going to happen ?!

>> No.14129006

Ironically enough she's one hell of a shitty person.

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>> No.14129056

I wonder what's going through the minds of those kids.

>> No.14129121

this one always fucking cracks me up. camera man is just getting filler footage, zooms in on cutie mom and kids, she proceeds to do this. everyone lols and then they cut back to the game camera. perfect timing.

>> No.14129142

I really hate how people use their phones at any opportunity to exploit other people, but what the fuck can you do. Leave them at peace.

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>> No.14129175

at first i lol'd. then i just... rewatched it a couple times. that's an amazing dog.

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>> No.14129212

I cant stop imagining it

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>> No.14129228

could you imagine if you had to eat ALL the eggs....could you imagine the smell?

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>> No.14129301

Dont fuck with powertools

>> No.14129302
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>> No.14129331

I really love people use their phones at every opportunity to show the world for what it really is. Great job, keep it up.

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>> No.14129374

>use nonstick
>fill it with oil

>> No.14129375

but it always comes from the same one

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>> No.14129413

I used to meme about hating anime but now it actually pains me to look at. how do people actually sit through this garbage

>> No.14129415

this whole thread feels like going to some native tribe and being forced to participate in some bizarre tribal custom I'm not aware of.

>> No.14129450

Fucking America

>> No.14129461

>literally mexico
why are you this obsessed bro?
stressing over the coof?
did a fat person laugh at your accent or something?
tell me

>> No.14129481
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Gee, I wonder why people call them insects.

>> No.14129482

why are americans so insecure

>> No.14129491

Are you saying Mexico isn't America?

>> No.14129492

why are you projecting?
you're also redirecting instead of answering the question, what happened?

>> No.14129497
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>> No.14129503

>Literally still America.

>> No.14129506

You can see some pink box near the start of the video. Are those fucking pepto-bismol tablets?

>> No.14129509
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You need to pay for the wall

>> No.14129510

You fell into my bait so well.
This is Mexico, so I would trigger Some UnitedStatesian into getting butthurt so I could say LOL still America.
How does it feel to be a statistic?

>> No.14129519

Post data

>> No.14129533
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Consider this squirrel.

>> No.14129535

BBBRRRRRAAAPPPPPsnnniiiffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnniiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....sssssnnnniiiiiiifff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPFFFFLLLLPPPFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....ssnnnniiiiff.....hmmm...hhhmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmm....yes quite.....BBBRRRRPPPFFTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnniiiiiffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffff….yes….

>> No.14129548

source on this one?

>> No.14129627

Not gonna lie I've done this before

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>> No.14129736

Are those slim jims

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haha benis :-DD

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Go back to your reddit containment thread on your reddit containment board

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>> No.14129836

This nigga cut his thumb opening that shit

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>> No.14129867

they made porn look autistic.

>> No.14129896


I think this was setup for a paper towel ad in the video.

>> No.14129930


>> No.14129979

No, it is not. No Latin calls themselves American. It's the Americas, not America.

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>> No.14130023

Is this some kind of depressed divorced man survival kind?

Can I get the full film?

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>> No.14130030

i would literally pay 1000 dollars to eat that

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>> No.14130100


How much fucking milk does a nigga drink?

Also, all that shit in the fridge and he does a sunny side?

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>> No.14130214

>white people

>> No.14130224

I actually have other wbms of her. she does it every time she goes and they will point the camera at her shit

>> No.14130258

It's so fucked up that the media hounded him about this. It's even more fucked that someone filmed it. So what if he got trashed and ate a burger. It's a nothing story and everyone jumped on it like hasselhoff was doing heroin or something

>> No.14130290

God damn, I've said this before, but I cannot fucking believe how tasty that chicken looks
holy shit

>> No.14130306

I would pay 2000 just for her to spit in my mouth

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>> No.14130347

I always wonder, what is he saying in that video?
does he even acknolewdge how terrible this is or is he proud of himself?

>> No.14130359

Those tenders were probably like 15 dollars but yeah they do look pretty good

>> No.14130367

how is it 9 inches tall

>> No.14130376

Jesus, can he do ANYTHING right?

>> No.14130410

Did you look like a 5 time sexual predator on bail in the school caffeteria doing it though?

>> No.14130411

Looks like it was baked in a springform pan. That's a straight-sided pan where the sides can be removed after baking.

>> No.14130419

Sexual, intriguing and disgusting

>> No.14130422

Chicken from the US is fucking massive
not a lot of chicken like that elsewhere

>> No.14130428

I mean it can't be more than 3 inches, the chef had 3 fingers side by side and that was how high it was.

>> No.14130433

It was in the pool

>> No.14130434

Why is he so spazzy

>> No.14130469

Based Pasi

>> No.14130477

what's Jewish about this?

>> No.14130497

I don't exactly remember but it's most likely along the lines of hmmmmm juicy, you guys can see how moist that chicken is? Jack as usual

>> No.14130499

Those 2 guys chunking down that hotdog LOL

>> No.14130525


The vinegary shits?

>> No.14130553

thats what the hole is for, right?

>> No.14130556

man, that's a lot of eggs

>> No.14130608
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He goes on about how "juicy" it looks then says you should stick it in the microwave for 60 seconds once the blood starts pooling.

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>> No.14130638

It was his teenage daughter. Man if you haven't ended up like this after a night on the town you're missing out.

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>> No.14130653

Is this that retarded russian "vvwelob tew mye labriotoree" guy?

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>> No.14130658

wow, white culture is based

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>> No.14130701

what happened to the things that did the things?

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>> No.14130748

dat rotoskope

>> No.14130749

I laugh but she's cute, she's trying her best kek

>> No.14130751

No, he is stupid and deserves his macbook's mb to rot.

>> No.14130763

that bitch is lucky she doesnt have second degree burns.

>> No.14130773

To be fair you're seeing a clip of the "flavor the month" type garbage the anime industry only wants to put out now, it seems.
I pity you, you'll never witness the golden age.

>> No.14130913

They're horrified when they see her dipping it.

>> No.14130917

His face is so punchable it's disturbing.

>> No.14130929

Lole she hab bag spaghett

>> No.14130941

Looks like fucking prison food. Garbage.

>> No.14130954

you've never punched anyone, why do you people keep saying shit like this

>> No.14130958

Isn't this that asian chick from the yogscast?

>> No.14131012

it literally is prison food. all of those are things you can buy at the shopette

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>> No.14131058

This still gets me harder than diamonds

>> No.14131184

Because they're projecting their inferiority complex onto others?

>> No.14131310

no its because they're insects

>> No.14131324


>> No.14131346
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>> No.14131351
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>> No.14131375

dumb bitch doesnt need that much toilet paper

>> No.14131387

She could have a family of 12, don't judge without all the facts

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Who gets to decide how much toilet paper someone is allowed to buy with their own money, you filthy Communist?

>> No.14131410
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mfw I was down to 22 rolls at one point. Had to go out at 6am and be front of the line to get more before it all went

>> No.14131414

Why can't any of these dickheads eat with their mouth closed?
"Look at me! I eat like a fucking child! Like and subscribe for more disgusting table manners!".

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22? That's not even enough for Taco Tuesday!
You were almost boned dude.

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>> No.14131430

Fuck you, I spent 4 weeks washing my ass in the shower after every shit because I ran out just before all the other cunts made a run on it.

>> No.14131439

The fuck is going on in this

>> No.14131440

Zing! I like you.

>> No.14131446
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I always keep 4x 9 packs in the house. So I rode out the initial storm, but once I was reaching that second to last pack, nerves set in

>> No.14131461

>everything but a complete anarchic free for all is communism
Why are Americans like this?

>> No.14131480

The duality of cu/ck/

>> No.14131490

The real abomination in this is the lettuce color.

>> No.14131496

Well that escalated quickly

>> No.14131497

Starting with you.

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>> No.14131512

Welcome to /fit/, now EAT THE EGGS

>> No.14131524

sleep tight good porker

>> No.14131531

baos aren't dumplings anon.

>> No.14131537

If it walks like a duck

>> No.14131549

How does he get out?

>> No.14131554
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>He hates anime
>Her browses an Anime sharing weebsite

>> No.14131557

It's part of the continent of America, whether you want it to or not.
You just can't fight against the truth anon.

>> No.14131565

all the normal californians should jump the shit out of the bay area queers

>> No.14131570

using only one egg

>> No.14131577

During a strange era, the cartoon rick and morty talked about how great mac donald's szechuan sauce from the 90s was. It generated so much hype that mac donalds brought it back but only in small batches, which led to a shortage that some people profited over by selling single chicken nuggets dipped in the sauce. That they held with the same hand that touched the money. Ew.

>> No.14131585

It's an elaborate troll anon.

>> No.14131586

Thankfully the germswap age is over and we are entering a period of Hygiene Ascendant.

>> No.14131602
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>filename : japanese cheesecake.webm
>title : American Cheesecake

>> No.14131605

Better than pouring it over the broad side and have it come out as a wide waterfall. Oval designs are for serving out of, not pouring.

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>> No.14131611

obesity impairs brain function

>> No.14131631

guaranteed replies

>> No.14131639

Maybe she should close her legs.
When there's a shortage, I do

>> No.14131684

>the younger generation knowing how to wait in line

>> No.14131703

God shes such a cutie

>> No.14131766

I've never gotten to level of drunk where I'd grasp a burger so poorly that it'd fall apart in my hands, and still been interested in eating

>> No.14131788


>> No.14131804

This upsetting

>> No.14131813

The visual novel is always better than the anime

>> No.14131843

just eat the avocado, you weak bitch

>> No.14131845

Is that the stage after the Kali Yuga

>> No.14131862

How rude of him to interrupt, the ice cream will melt

>> No.14131877

disgusting fucking weeb

>> No.14131885

Do you know what that looks like to me? A good fucking time on a Friday night.

>> No.14131891


>> No.14131957

Is this the Romanian guy that keeps getting posted doing random shit with random bottles of half drunk Coke?

>> No.14131975

Nah, it's an ancient video. He's just a slav who wanted to enjoy his coca cola and was denied because God hates the slavs

>> No.14131989

The file name specifically states that. All that shit can be bought on commissary while you're locked up.

>> No.14131994
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>Has loving husband and kids.
Meanwhile, I am a 36 y/o virgin with no career prospects. I just wanna catch the 'rona and die senpai.

>> No.14131996

disgusting weebs getting salmonella. disgusting. yuck

>> No.14132008

Is that on the DC Metro?

>> No.14132036

>Never cared for melted butter. I prefer a cold pad on my toast and will sometimes butter it one bite at a time for that reason.
You aren't human.

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For real

>> No.14132042

"my gods smile at me imperial , can you say the same?"

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Uncultured fuck. Tamago kake gohan is the ultimate in oriental refinement.

>> No.14132069

cant wait to drink the fish flavor coffee

>> No.14132074

Not even close. He would've made no mess at all if he just grabbed the thing by both handles and did a quick swift pour . Cant believe you're sticking up for this idiot.

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>> No.14132087

that's a sweet boy, but probably shouldn't be eating pizza.

>> No.14132090

Never seen Mexico webms?

>> No.14132092

doth new worlders truly?

>> No.14132103

European style weiners/frankfurters

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>> No.14132137

I'm jealous those kids got to suck on those mammies

>> No.14132156

Yeah no I think it's because they're soulless bugs that have infested all of Asia who torture and eat diseased animals and rotting carcasses for fun.

>> No.14132200

This is 4chan, not 2ch. /a/ isnt even one of the fastest boards.

>> No.14132202

if you do this, fuck you.
t. reddit

>> No.14132220

disgusting, weeb. most likely a peadophile. infantalized fucking weeb manchid

>> No.14132235

>The continent of America
3rd world education.
It's North America and South America, the Americas, plural.
America on it's own always refers the America the country, that is to say the United States of America.
You're an orc, you know. A hybrid of Spaniard men and native Mexican beast.

>> No.14132256

Couldn't finish that video. I knew where it was going.

>> No.14132282

>makinh a burger you need a knife and fork to eat

>> No.14132287

How dare you?

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>> No.14132304

Technically any country in north or south america can be referred to as america, i.e. being of america, as it exists in territory that is labeled as the americas.

>> No.14132320

Man I would have loved if that guy would have taken the soys money, dipped in the sauce and just fucking eaten it himself and then laughed as those stupid faggots couldn't do shit about it, watching them as they sperg out and starting crying tears of rage.

>> No.14132329

Go back to the desert

>> No.14132337

Only if you don't speak English as your first language.

>> No.14132354

surely, Carl Jr's

>> No.14132359

What exactly is this and where does this come from?

>> No.14132364


>> No.14132366

Why do americans obese over gender?

>> No.14132375

i dont want my burger to look like a back room bukkake

>> No.14132381

Doesn't matter the language. America is a geographical land mass. It exists regardless of political boundaries.

>> No.14132388

Shut up you pedantic cunt America refers to the US and you know that.

>> No.14132393

was it stroke?

>> No.14132394

thank you

>> No.14132395

I know it does. It also refers to the land mass itself. Intentionally being ignorant about this fact won't change it, no matter how hard you seethe.

>> No.14132406

jesus what did she put in that french toast to make it so fucking heavy

>> No.14132409

do americans really

>> No.14132417

So when the original guy said "Fucking Americans" he was referring to everyone from Argentina to Alaska?

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>> No.14132428

>Chicagoniggers will defend this

>> No.14132431

How should I know? You'll have to ask him that. Potentially he could have been referring to all of them, or a specific portion located anywhere in the americas.

>> No.14132437

No they won't Deep dish is one thing, pizza cake is not chicago

>> No.14132444

>Potentially he could have been referring to all of them, or a specific portion located anywhere in the americas.
You're just being dense on purpose. I can't help you lmao

>> No.14132455

I did indeed tell you the definition of the americas on purpose, this is true. I'm not sure why you think this is "dense" but okay.

>> No.14132477

It's dense because you're not a massive brained giga genius for knowing about the existence of north and south america, and you know full well that when people say "america" they're referring to the US.
You seem like the kind of guy who reckons they're smart for pointing out that tomatoes are fruit as well.

>> No.14132494

Yes they could be, that is correct. Though technically it wouldn't be incorrect to refer to any country in north and south america as being america, as in, existing in the americas.

>> No.14132502

Is Hawaii American?

>> No.14132509

apply yourself

>> No.14132514

Indeed it is anon.


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>> No.14132545

How can that be if it's not part of continental america?

>> No.14132557

Because america can also refer to the islands of the americas.

>> No.14132563

That's political, not geographical.

>> No.14132577

It's both actually. The islands have political boundaries as well being geographically grouped as islands of the americas.

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>> No.14132609

You argument was that people from anywhere in the americas could be referred to as americans regardless of politics, which is technically true, but doesn't happen in reality with only the US calling themselves or being called americans, and everyone else going with their own countries name. So if someone says "american" they're talking about the US.

But now you're saying that Hawaii is American, despite the fact that geographically it's Oceania.

>> No.14132622

Nice chart anon. Britain is not america if that's what you're wondering.

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Same idea. Parts form the whole

>> No.14132663

Yup that's true anon, good job! Still doesn't change the fact that countries in north and south america can be referred to as america, as in, existing in the americas.

>> No.14132669

> eat the ducky moss
I always wondered what she said but why does she say it?

>> No.14132708

Ducky Mess is the literal chinese translation of pate

>> No.14132726

Pussy bitch ass bitch couldn't respond to my point so she ignores it lmao

>> No.14132981

Pasi Viheraho, Finnish legend

>> No.14133493

Maple syrup on pizza looks kinda good desu

>> No.14133548

I would love to try it. Sometimes you're just in the mood for a bunch of shitty carbs and greasy meat.

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