/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14119654]

Hey Anonymous! How are you d-doing during the pandemic?
I've got a sweet treat for you tonight t-that you can make at home, since chicken is apparently haram on 4chan!

Shall we cook together, my friend?

[t. fuckshit lame ass fag No.14119686]

>>14119654
hi alice! how sweaty are you under that pleather?

[Anonymous No.14119692]

>>14119686
Not to worry <4 This is real leather.


Today's dish is.... CBD Gummies!
Surely you've seen these before somewhere.
Well now I have a recipe for you to make thme at home!
Not sure if they actually aid w-with anxiety or not, but can't hurt to try during these dark times!

[Anonymous No.14119694]

>>14119654
Fuck off, tranny.

[Anonymous No.14119697]

>>14119692
>CBD

Cock and Ball...Dorture?

[Anonymous No.14119710]

>>14119697
>>14119694
Nope.


Okay! So for the ingredients and what you'll need:
Cooking Pot
Whisk
Gummy Bear Molds
Dropper
Freezer
Crock pot
About 2-4 hours

And for the actual ingredients:
1/2 Cup Cannabis-Infused Coconut Oil (Refined coconut oil, solid at room temperature)
1/2 Cup Cold Water
85 Grams Packet of Flavoured Gelatine *One Jell-o Pack
2 Tablespoons Plain Unflavoured Gelatine (20 Grams)
1/2 Teaspoon Sunflower / Soy Lecithin (liquid lecithin) (Optional)
Cornstarch (storage)

[t. fuckshit lame ass fag No.14119717]

>>14119692
real leather can still get very sweaty alice, let me lick it off for you

[Anonymous No.14119726]

>>14119654
When can we finally get a face reveal? It's hard to simp you currently

[Anonymous No.14119730]

>>14119726
I d-don't want you to simp n-nor do I desire attention. So I w-will never do a face reveal <4


Okay! So for the very first step, I'll teach you how to make the infused oil!
What you'll need:
7-14g of your favorite flower
1 cup MCT oil, butter or coconut oil (though MCT works best here)
(Very easy)

Then you'll take your flower and oil, combine them in the crock pot and set it to "low" (or even "warm" if you're doing it for longer, 4 hours), then when the time comes, strain the oil and use it for whatever recipe you need!

[Anonymous No.14119734]

>>14119726
No it isn't.

[Anonymous No.14119746]

The real reason she started wearing a mask btw

[Anonymous No.14119750]

>>14119746
She's too cute?

[Anonymous No.14119751]

>>14119746
I've b-been wearing a mask with Celty outfits since...forever <4 Try again~


In a pot, on low heat, add the water, oil and lecithin.
Give it a good stir and let it cook a bit on the burner. Warming this up will help the liquids combine properly.

[Anonymous No.14119769]

>>14119730
Weed is haram! Where's my halal option?

[Anonymous No.14119771]

>>14119769
As I s-said, this is CBD not THC <4
Totally fine, non-intoxicating~

[Anonymous No.14119775]

what an insufferable faggot

[Anonymous No.14119784]

>>14119730
Would this method still work with already vaped herb? I usually do it with butter in a bowl sitting on boiling water

[Anonymous No.14119785]

>>14119775
Nice t-to meet you <4


>>14119784
If it h-has canniboids in it, it s-should work!


This is what it will look like when you've got them combined correctly!
Make sure to keep the pot on the stove, on low and keep stirring!

[Anonymous No.14119786]

Celty is the best cook on /ck/ and we should all be ashamed

[Anonymous No.14119794]

>>14119654
Would you consider doing a Cleo from the Catillac Cats cosplay? Many of your fans enjoy catgirls, or girl cats.

[Anonymous No.14119800]

>>14119794
Alice hates catgirls.

[Anonymous No.14119801]

>>14119654
i cant watch webms on my browser can you make these into gifs instead?

[Anonymous No.14119804]

>>14119801
L2 webm instead

[Anonymous No.14119807]

>>14119801
https://caniuse.com/#feat=webm

Upgrade from IE11

>>14119786
Ah? T-thank you, but I'm s-sure /ck/ has many better cooks <4

>>14119794
Sadly no, sorry <4

[Anonymous No.14119810]

>>14119801
>i cant watch webms on my browser
Brazilian using win 95 detected

[Anonymous No.14119811]

>>14119801
Why would she downgrade her threads?

[Anonymous No.14119820]

Add the gelatins!
Both of them. To the pot.
Now stir! Don't stop stirring for the next 15 minutes. I mean it!

S-seriously, a full 15 minutes! It hurt my arms a bit....

[Anonymous No.14119822]

>>14119807
That's a shame. There's a real demand for catgirl/tuba cosplay that isn't being met, but I respect your decision.

[Anonymous No.14119823]

>>14119820
Where's the narration??

[Anonymous No.14119827]

I liked your Gensou Skydrift stream Alice! I don't like most of your streamer guests but that one was pretty alright. When can we expect a cooking stream?

[Anonymous No.14119835]

>>14119827
Most of her guests? She only has two

[Anonymous No.14119836]

>>14119823
Huh?

>>14119822
I t-think my cat ears suffice <4

>>14119823
Hm?

>>14119827
W-when I can magically find a way to reduce the risk of exposure sufficiently.
I also just don't really have sufficient of an audience to make that a good idea <4

[Anonymous No.14119846]

>>14119835
That's correct. The dude is insufferable.

[Anonymous No.14119851]

Okay! Time to do the fun part!
Fill the molds!
Fill them completely, but not so much so that they spill over.
I had a lot of fun with this part, to be completely honest.

[Anonymous No.14119855]

>>14119846
Try not being so insecure and maybe you won't find him to be so threatening.

[Anonymous No.14119888]

Now, we pop them into the freezer!
They stay in the freezer for about 20-25 minutes and when you take them out, be sure to have a little cornstarch ready!

[Anonymous No.14119903]

>>14119888
How many times have you been banned from /ck/? Jannies keep deleting the threads

[Anonymous No.14119927]

>>14119903
Every thread I make gets me banned.
Doot do doo!
Order up Anonymous!
These t-taste like orange creamsicle, g-got to make sure not to eat too many!
Probably the softest and most delicious gummis I've had, and I've h-had a lot of edibles!

[Anonymous No.14119965]

>>14119692
cute wormy

[Anonymous No.14119991]

>>14119965
Thanks <4


Well Anonymous, that was my thread and I hope you enjoyed it!
Short, sweet (literally) and to the point!
Thank you for joining me today <4

If you n-need food, medicine, supplies, or other things, please email m-me at [e-mail] and I will attempt to assist you <4
Even as w-we open back up our countries, states, and localities, that doesn't mean things will g-go back to normal instantly, both for those who still have jobs and t-those who have lost them.
So contact me if you are in need.

I'm here for you, as always, Anonymous <4
Have a good one~

[Anonymous No.14119995]

>>14119851
looks satisfying

[Anonymous No.14119997]

>>14119995
I f-found them very tasty <4

[Anonymous No.14120009]

>>14119746
>she
here we go again

[Anonymous No.14120026]

This gigantic homo trans faggot again

[Anonymous No.14120029]

>>14120026
OP is a woman, you are mistaken

[Anonymous No.14120039]

>>14119654
Put a consistent word or phrase in your original posts so I can filter you, you detestable attention-whore tranner.

[Anonymous No.14120041]

>>14119746
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.14120045]

>>14120039
Prove I'm trans or desire attention, and I will <4
Until then, I'll m-make them as unique as possible.

[Anonymous No.14120054]

I want to punch his homosexual head until he dies. This gigantic transexual deserve death for attention whoring like that.

[Anonymous No.14120059]

>>14120045
you post your face online on an anonymous image board... you want attention.
>no I don't :) <5

[Anonymous No.14120062]

>>14120045
The fact that you are actively preventing me from filtering you shows that you crave attention- specifically, the attention of people who want nothing to do with you.
Here's that attention you ordered, you broad-shouldered, cleft-chinned, flat-chested, swole-trapped, stubby-fingered lanklet.

[Anonymous No.14120068]

>>14120054
S-sorry, I'm neither a homo, trans, nor attention whoring <4

>>14120059
S-sorry, I don't post my face n-nor do I want attention, nor is anyone posting their face desiring attention <4 Try again.

>>14120062
Incorrect <4 I'm from /b/; I don't want your attention.

I just like seeing you mad <4

[Anonymous No.14120072]

Ignore the haters Celty! I really like these threads, though I admittedly never tried any of your recipes. :)

[Anonymous No.14120076]

>>14120068
Negative attention is still attention. You're here baiting for (You)s because your daddy didn't love you enough, tranner.

[Anonymous No.14120080]

>>14119746
>>14120068

[Anonymous No.14120081]

>>14120076
Incorrect, I j-just think it's really funny when you, in particular, g-get mad at a thread you can easily just avoid <4

[Anonymous No.14120084]

>>14120062
Yes OP is obviously a man and he is trying really hard to hide it, this attention whore homosexual deserve to be beheaded.

[Anonymous No.14120090]

>>14120081
It's really funny that you, in particular, crave my, in particular, negative attention so much that you refuse to make it easy to ignore you.
You are an attention whore, you are biologically male, and you had neglectful parents.

[Anonymous No.14120091]

>>14120084
S-sorry, can you prove it?
If so, I'll leave <4

[Anonymous No.14120095]

>>14120090
Sorry, the fact I find it fun to make you m-mad doesn't mean I want attention <4
I just enjoy you getting angry at a thread you can easily just avoid <4

[Anonymous No.14120115]

The only ones interested in alice dude threads are obviously manga incels who never fucked a woman in their entire life.

[Anonymous No.14120116]

>>14120095
>the fact that I find it fun to [get negative attention from you] doesn't mean I want attention
I hope you get hit by a car.

[Anonymous No.14120124]

>>14120116
>the fact you get mad at things that shouldn't make you mad tickles my fancy
Try again <4

[Anonymous No.14120126]

Everyone knows that you are a man.

[Anonymous No.14120154]

>b-but you can't prove I'm t-trans!

Oh yes we can...

[Anonymous No.14120157]

>>14120124
I achieve unbelievable levels of contentment through simply knowing that I am not you

[Anonymous No.14120162]

>>14120154
I'm not sure what you think you're seeing there.

[Anonymous No.14120171]

>>14120126
S-sorry, I'm not <4

>>14120154
That picture doesn't prove your point <4

>>14120157
G-glad to hear it!
See? I am helpful <4

[Anonymous No.14120177]

Please use a keyword in your threads so we can avoid your faggotry tainted threads, thank you.

[Anonymous No.14120179]

>>14120177
As I s-said previously, no <4

[Anonymous No.14120181]

Did you get the molds online or are they something that department stores carry?

[Anonymous No.14120184]

>>14120171
Thank you, Alex, I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.14120188]

>>14120181
I b-bought em from Amazon!

[Anonymous No.14120204]

I hope he'll jump from a roof or bridge really soon, he is literally forcing us to see his homosexual threads by not using keyword in order to hide them automatically

[Anonymous No.14120208]

>>14119991
Stop stuttering.

[Anonymous No.14120209]

>>14119654
Oh no :(

[Anonymous No.14120211]

>>14120208
I c-can't, too nervous <4

>>14120204
Again, prove I'm a man or a homosexual, and I'll l-leave /ck/ forever <4

Until then, feel free to not come into a thread you dislike and moan about it <4 Try just ignoring it~

>>14120209
OH YEAH

[Anonymous No.14120218]

>>14120211
Please be my gf ;_;

[Anonymous No.14120219]

>>14120211
>Again, prove I'm a man or a homosexual
>a homosexual

Kampfer.

[Anonymous No.14120240]

>>14120218
No t-thank you <4

>>14120219
S-sorry, that's not evidence <4

[Anonymous No.14120287]

>>14119769
It's not. Neither is heroin. That's why muslims are massive hashish and heroin users. They inject both, and they have huge problems with hepatitis and HIV because you can imagine how clean they are.

[Anonymous No.14120294]

>>14120287
Amphetamines as well. Huge problem.

[Anonymous No.14120307]

>>14120218
Anon that's not a female

[Anonymous No.14120309]

>>14120287
Lol so only alcohol is haram?

[Anonymous No.14120324]

>>14120307
Yes I am.

[Anonymous No.14120338]

>>14120324
Yet to be proven

[Anonymous No.14120345]

>>14120338
It's been proven quite conclusively.
Where's the evidence I'm male?

[Anonymous No.14120359]

>>14120345
Look, there's only one way we can solve this mystery for good
Post your genitals

[Anonymous No.14120360]

>>14119654
Fuck yeah. Good thread.

[Anonymous No.14120361]

>>14120360
Happy to be of service <4

[Anonymous No.14120367]

>>14119751
><4
cringe

[Anonymous No.14120374]

>>14120367
Yes you are.

[Anonymous No.14120385]

>>14120359
Just go type in "vagina" or "penis" or whatever you want to see on Bing. Stop trying to get Alice to expose herself to you in every thread.

[Anonymous No.14120410]

>>14120385
You mean "himself"

[Anonymous No.14120414]

>>14120410
No, it's a woman, so "she" and "her" are the correct pronouns.

[Anonymous No.14120416]

>>14119654
hi ugly tranny i'm going to beat you to death. btw i know your name isn't alice... david

[Anonymous No.14120428]

>>14120416
>ugly
shes fuckin' HOT in that catsuit bro

[Anonymous No.14120432]

>>14120374
cringe

[Anonymous No.14120436]

>tfw instead of a based tranny gf to cook for you, you have just a based regular gf to cook for you

[Anonymous No.14120439]

>>14120432
Yeah. You are.

[Anonymous No.14120444]

>>14120436
who would prefer a tranny over a woman

[Anonymous No.14120446]

>>14120439
>I know you are but what am I?
cringe

[Anonymous No.14120451]

>>14120414
It claims to be female but I have reasons to doubt it's claims

[Anonymous No.14120454]

>>14120287
>injecting hashish

That's impossible.

[Anonymous No.14120455]

>>14120446
Yeah, you. are.

[Anonymous No.14120466]

>>14120455
cringe

[Anonymous No.14120470]

Just blew a fat load to this thread, thanks Alice

[Anonymous No.14120481]

>>14120451
What are those reasons?
What is your evidence?

[Anonymous No.14120482]

>>14120470
Same here. She makes me cum so much. She really is the most helpful person on 4chan and 4channel.