Yeast

[Anonymous No.14112956]

After literally months, I finally found one of these bad boys in Wal-Mart. And I mean literally one, and it was in the back of the top shelf and I had to jump to get at it. U jelly, yeastlets?

[Anonymous No.14113024]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE YEASTERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SPENT SO MUCH HECKING TIME LOOKING FOR IT AND YOU STEAL IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.14113030]

>>14112956
>hey look at me I have YEAST hey LOOK AT ME
>I HAVE YEAST
>HEY

that's what you look like

[Anonymous No.14113035]

>>14112956
>had to jump to get at it.
Fucking manlets.

[Anonymous No.14113046]

>>14112956
>his shitty country has logistics problems
lmao

[Anonymous No.14113050]

>>14112956
I was struggling to find yeast, but then I found out a local health food store had tons, of multiple types, as well as many different flours.

[Anonymous No.14113056]

>>14112956
>not growing your own
You’re the yeastlet here

[Anonymous No.14113061]

>>14112956
it's back in my safeway. try a richer side of town, rich people don't hoard things like yeast.

[Anomymous No.14113074]

>>14112956
I'm a manager at walmart, and today I noticed we got some yeast in. I made sure I stated very loudly and clearly we got some in when I was putting it out. I was immediately swarmed by old white women. They bought it all in like 5 minutes.

[Anomymous No.14113084]

>>14113046
>his country isn't the size of a continent

Ok landlet

[Anonymous No.14113620]

>paying when he could harvest the yeast in the air of his own house FOR FREE
cringe and not levain-pilled

[Anonymous No.14113627]

>>14112956
i just ordered mine off the internet

[Anonymous No.14113919]

>>14113074
I'm sure the one I found was left over from the rampage because it was behind some other shit and above their reach.

[Anonymous No.14114473]

>>14112956
i found a secret website and ordered 1 lb of yeast. It arrived and I filled 7 small mason jars with yeast.i froze half and fridged half. i made 3 loaves of bread yesterday too and they came out good

[Anonymous No.14114480]

>>14113074
Why aren't you allowed to raise the price of it 400%?

[Anonymous No.14114486]

>>14113035
Kek

[Anonymous No.14114488]

>>14114480
price gouging during a pandemic is for scum

[Anonymous No.14114523]

>>14112956
I get the big bags from Costco and also know how to make sourdough, which is very easy with whole grain which is all I eat. Can be done in as few as three steps, but I usually opt for four.

Fleischmann's is shit compared to Red Star.

[Anonymous No.14114538]

>>14113046
Americans usually get most of their food from Sysco, and they live a road trip away from any bakery, if their state even has one.

Yeast shortages actually show that people are being responsible and trying to minimize trips out.

[Anonymous No.14114544]

>>14113035
underrated

[Anonymous No.14115000]

i've got a few packets, how much are you guys willing to bid?

[Anonymous No.14115001]

>>14114488

and quite literally illegal

[Anonymous No.14115012]

you can make your own sourdough culture out of almost anything you dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.14115025]

>>14113056
>>14113620
>>14115012

commercial yeast and wild yeast make different breads

[Anonymous No.14115030]

>>14112956
Months? You must not have been doing any baking previously? The panic buying didn't start until the end of the second week of March.

[Anonymous No.14115068]

>>14112956
Imagine not always keeping yeast in the freezer and simply expanding it to make more when you need.

[Anonymous No.14116137]

>>14112956
Nah, I buy it at a local gfs marketplace in a 3 pound bag. I have shitloads of it, plenty enough for all my needs for the duration. Once opened, I keep it in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.14116979]

>>14113056
I'm not a girl.

[Anonymous No.14117177]

>>14112956
Get some tampons while at it chippy!

[Anonymous No.14117195]

>>14115068
I'm listening.

[Anomymous No.14117221]

>>14115000
I'll let you Fuck my mom

[Anonymous No.14117238]

>>14112956
>equals 16 envelopes
I’m not a coomer, but I might convert

[Anonymous No.14117272]

>>14117238
Oh you'll convert allright!
CALL ME NOW!

[Anonymous No.14117290]

>>14112956
what third world area do you live in where yeast isnt readily available? i live in the fucking bible belt and yeast was on the shelves yesterday when i went to the store along with flour and all the meat you could ever want

[Anonymous No.14117296]

>>14117272
how do you know my fetish tho

[Anonymous No.14117304]

>>14117290
I’m in Alberta and I haven’t seen anything other than pizza yeast since February. Plenty of ap flour and meat, but no yeast. Yeast and hand sanitizer are the only two things I have not been able to find at all in the last 3 months.

[Anonymous No.14117323]

>>14117304
i couldnt imagine living in such a shit hole, at least move to a non dog shit province

[Anonymous No.14117329]

>>14117296
Those late night TV commercials were hilarious.

[Anonymous No.14117348]

>>14117323
I am. The amount of money I have made here in the last 10 years would make you want to puke. Next summer we are buying a house on a lake somewhere between Kelowna and Kamloops.

[Anonymous No.14117541]

>>14112956
is yeast out of stock or something?

[Anonymous No.14117747]

>>14115030
The panic buying started in February in Kentucky. Also I got that exact bag of yeast yesterday and divided it into some mason jars which I stuck in the freezer. Should last me a long time.

[Anonymous No.14118313]

>>14115030
I had about a packet when it suddenly disappeared from stores. Two months is months I suppose. Mild exaggeration at most.

[Anonymous No.14119364]

>>14112956
I own more than enough but I was out a couple of weeks ago and saw one single jar out in the section and had a chuckle and left it for someone in need. the mexican store near me sells it by the pound

[Anonymous No.14119907]

>>14112956
When life gives you yeast, you make donuts.

[Anonymous No.14119916]

i got 6 pounds of active dry at costco, You are the yeastlet.

[Anonymous No.14120542]

>>14114488
>price gouging during a pandemic is for scum
Exactly. It's better to have shortages than to reward people for being prepared. Planning ahead is immoral and should be discouraged by law. Fuck the free market.

[Anonymous No.14120565]

>>14112956
Manlet ass nigga. Had yeast this whole time.
>t. Essential grocery store worker

[Anonymous No.14120614]

>>14112956
I work in a brewery/pizzeria I can shake my clothes over flour and make bread

[Anonymous No.14120627]

>>14120614
if you're serious thats hilarious

[Anonymous No.14120664]

>>14120542

Libertarians: Conservatives But Somehow Greedier

you live in a society, go live in a shack you made yourself with tools you made yourself from ore you mined and smelted yourself and shipped in a cart you built yourself on your own privately built roads if you don't like it

[Anonymous No.14120815]

All the sudden everybody's a fucking baker and I can't even find powdered milk or unbleached flour anymore. Packaged white bread lasts 10 times as long as anything you bake at home so if the point is to go shopping less often it doesn't make sense.

I've been smooshing the sandwich bread at the store out of anger

[Anonymous No.14121081]

>>14115025
yeh. wild yeast makes good bread. dry active yeast makes shitty bread.

[Anonymous No.14121219]

>>14112956
Nah, I ordered a lb of yeast last month off of Amazon for $10.89 and I'm just keeping it in my freezer so it will last long enough to use all of it.

[Anonymous No.14121319]

>>14121219
I got 2 lbs for $13.99