the worst cheese

[Anonymous No.14110714]

how is swiss cheese so unopposedly bad? there isn't a single legitimate use that i can think of for swiss cheese.

[Anonymous No.14110736]

>>14110714
Don't blame the cheese for your own lack of imagination.

[Anonymous No.14110748]

>>14110714
>Ham and Swiss
Spotted the Yid.

[Anonymous No.14110770]

>>14110736
okay mr imagination, you tell ME what you use swiss cheese for.

[Anonymous No.14110780]

>>14110714
butterkäse and young gouda are worse.

[Anonymous No.14110790]

>>14110714
it's good on french onion soup if you can't afford Gruyere

[Anonymous No.14110831]

>>14110714
What is "swiss cheese"? I bet it's another ameriKKKan made up bullshit product designed to please the palate of the muttoid hordes.

[Anonymous No.14110841]

>>14110714
NO
blue vein cheese is fucking nasty and easily the worst

[Anonymous No.14110844]

>>14110831
It's Emmental, retard. English speaking countries call it Swiss, just like they say "French Fries" and not "pomme frites". Think before you post next time.

[Anonymous No.14110850]

>>14110714
A reuben comes to the top of mind

[Anonymous No.14110853]

>>14110844
Than all it emmental you stupid fucking angl*id cunts, Switzerland has tons of cheese. Don't blame me for the retardation of your people, obesoid fuckface.

[Anonymous No.14110859]

>>14110853
Do you also insist on saying "bleu cheese" when you're speaking English? Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.14110867]

>>14110853
>>14110831
Subhuman chinkoid mudblood rage is so sweet. If you're not Anglo you're not white. Your shitty country has only ever been cucked. Only Anglos matter as far as Europeans go. The rest are lower than the French niggers. Anglos rule the waves and rule the world. Deal with it shitskin mongrel subhuman snownigger.

[Anonymous No.14110868]

>>14110841
blue cheese is delicious and has many uses compared to the 0 uses that swiss has

>>14110850
i have never had a reuben but i will CONSIDER buying swiss cheese to make one if they sound good enough

[Anonymous No.14110875]

>>14110853
Imagine being this mad about the names of cheese

[Anonymous No.14110881]

>>14110859
How is that related to our conversation? Why are ameriKKKans so fucking dumb?

[Anonymous No.14110882]

>>14110770
you say it with 11-year old snark, as if you've already asked for help with this. you haven't.

[Anonymous No.14110888]

>>14110831
>doesn't know swiss cheese
where does your dumb ass come from? Clearly not a German speaking country.

[Anonymous No.14110892]

>>14110867
Hey careful Nigel, Rajeesh is raping your 11yo daughter with all his buddies. Of course you won't do anything, too afraid to be racist, heh? Fucking delusional bongoloid retard.

[Anonymous No.14110895]

>>14110868
>i have never had a reuben
Absolute pleb right here.

[Anonymous No.14110898]

>>14110888
I'm from Switzerland you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.14110899]

>>14110881
Damn, imagine being both ESL and having no taste or knowledge about food and cooking.
>inb4 i was only pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.14110900]

>>14110853
>mad about "swiss cheese"
>clearly does not speak german
>angl*id
Kulturbefreites Stück Scheiße.

[Anonymous No.14110903]

>>14110892
>seething this hard
Your country is merely a vasal of the Anglo Empire. Stay mad and irrelevant, whatever your inconsequential name is.

[Anonymous No.14110905]

>>14110748
>>14110850
These and maybe a mushroom and swiss burger are the only uses that I can think of. Never appreciated how useless this shit actually is

[Anonymous No.14110906]

>>14110899
>an ameriKKKan is telling me, a swiss, what swiss cheese is supposed to be
that's your brain on 56% mutated genes

[Anonymous No.14110911]

>>14110898
Then you clearly never got off your incestuous little mountain peak, since you don't even fucking know it's called Schweizer Käse in Germany.

[Anonymous No.14110917]

>>14110903
>Anglo Empire
lmao, keep bowing to your israeli overlords and stick with your delusion angl* cunt

[Anonymous No.14110918]

>>14110906
Nah, it's clearly the opposite. Incest is one hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.14110931]

>>14110905
see it's a useless cheese compared to most other cheeses

[Anonymous No.14110937]

>>14110917
>lmao, keep bowing to your israeli overlords and stick with your delusion angl* cunt
The Queen gave the land to Israel, not the other way around. You can't see the truth because you're a brainwashed brainlet. Where do you think the diaspora settled after the carrying away of the people?

[Anonymous No.14110950]

Why do people insist on taking the bait?

[Anonymous No.14110978]

>>14110937
>The Queen gave the land to Israel
How is that a good thing?
Are you seriously proud that your queen give a desert to a group of rich hook-nosed pedophiles?

[Anonymous No.14110982]

>>14110937
Your slut of Queen is the puppet of Rotschild, stop deluding yourself Ahmed

[Anonymous No.14111024]

>>14110714
if you're talking about emmantaler, true it's not the best. there are many good swiss cheeses like gruyere or vacherin fribourgeois. an alpine gruyere aop is considered one of the best cheese in the world

[Anonymous No.14111032]

>>14110867
>t. eternal Anglo menace, enemy of the white race

[Anonymous No.14111043]

>yet another thread turns into seething about the anglo
pathetic, but also hilarious

[Anonymous No.14111046]

>>14111024
yeah, OP clearly meant standard swiss (Emmentaler and various cheeses like it, crap like pic related). Gruyere is excellent, and very versatile.

[Anonymous No.14111052]

>>14111043
funniest bit was
>is Swiss
>does not even know his own fucking neighbor countries

[Anonymous No.14111054]

>>14110714
So swiss cheese is just knockoff emmental? What's wrong with you americans?

[Anonymous No.14111062]

>>14111046
in england, emmental, jarlsberg and gruyere are all easy to find in any supermarket. but we don't see much other swiss cheese i'm afraid
a local dairy here makes a swiss style cheese, and it's the best i've ever tasted, really good

[Anonymous No.14111068]

>>14111052
What are you talking about angl* retard?

[Anonymous No.14111069]

>>14111062
oh wait, jarlsberg is norweigan, my bad.
it's very similar to emmental imo

[Anonymous No.14111079]

>>14111068
>>14110911

[Anonymous No.14111091]

>>14110905
>mushroom and swiss burger
This is the only time I ever eat it. Other than that it's pretty nasty.

[Anonymous No.14111104]

>>14111062
A bit different here in Germany, while "Schweizer Käse" (lit. swiss cheese) means emmentaler explicitly, there are a variety of swiss cheeses available, though never really called that. An example are the various "Bergkäse" (mountain cheese, often called for in spätzle recipes) or "Höhlenkäse" (cave cheese), neither of which are necessarily explicitly Swiss and more broad categories. Since German speaking countries are quite close to one another it is often difficult to really tell apart which of those cheeses comes from where though.

[Anonymous No.14111109]

>>14111079
I'm aware that germans say Schweiser Käse but they also perfectly know what Emmentaler is because they're not microbrained angl* retards.

[Anonymous No.14111155]

>>14110714
i put a bit of shredded swiss cheese in my scrambled eggs

[Anonymous No.14111158]

>>14111062
in england you have cheddar, which is an awesome cheese, i love it as much as gruyere.

[Anonymous No.14111168]

>>14110714
That's because swiss cheese is an Americanization of swiss Emmanteler that gradually became the standard. The real stuff is slightly mild and really exceptional as a base for other cheeses in swiss fondue.

[Anonymous No.14111211]

>>14110714
the only bad cheeses are these bland industrial ones, it's especially criminal when they pretend to be gouda or emmentaler or whatever

[Anonymous No.14111363]

>>14111158
>>14111158
vintage somerset cheddar is based af

[Anonymous No.14111396]

>>14110859
No you're supposed to specify. Is it roquefort, stilton, gorgonzola?

[Anonymous No.14111400]

>>14110911
>since you don't even fucking know it's called Schweizer Käse in Germany.
Yeah, but only in the proverb like
>Löchrig wie ein Schweizer Käse
and yeah, that's a play on Emmentaler, but no one ever buis just Schweizer Käse in Germany
>Guten Tag, was hätten Sie den gern?
>100 Gramm schweizer Käse bitte!
>Welchen? Emmentaler? Appenzeller? Gruyere?
Every mediocre supermarket has at least those 3 variants.
>>14110844
>French fries
It's still a kinda retard thing to call them (especially since they're associated with Belgium) but it's a pretty well defined thing: Fried potato slices. but "swiss cheese"? Way too general of a term to make sense of, besides, well, it's cheese. So if you don't like swiss cheese, you simply don't like cheese at all.

[Anonymous No.14111404]

>>14111396
this
not all blue cheese is the same

[Anonymous No.14111410]

>>14111400
>especially since they're associated with Belgium
Yeah no one cares

[Anonymous No.14111476]

>>14110831
>ameriKKKan
>>14110888
That ameriKKKan is Chinese.
So, lactose-intolerant anyway, i.e. not a good survival specimen. They can't digest milk or make use of preserved dairy products like cheese. The entire thing is lost on them.

[Anonymous No.14111481]

now russian cheese is the worst

[Anonymous No.14111487]

>>14110917
>>14110903
>Anglo Empire
That's china-talk right there anon.
China coming into a food board stirring up racial and national animosity, who could have guessed?

[Anonymous No.14111488]

>>14110911
Bei "schweizer Käse" denk ich eher an Gruyere. Emmentaler ist Emmentaler

[Anonymous No.14111500]

>>14111487
I literally quoted a british poster you retarded fucking ameriKKKan obesoid fuckface

[Anonymous No.14111521]

>>14111404
>no! you can't call it blue cheese!
>*proceeds to call it blue cheese*

[Anonymous No.14111525]

>>14111521
"Blue cheese" is a family of cheese, every single individual cheese has its own name. Sorry if you're too retarded to understand that.

[Anonymous No.14111529]

>>14111525
>reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.14111531]

>>14111488
dann hast du nen zu guten Geschmack gemessen an der deutschen Durchschnittsbevölkerung. Die breite Masse denkt an Emmentaler oder "Löcherkäse"

>>14111400
You may laugh, I've seen that exact thing happen. Even German Wikipedia sends you to Emmentaler when you search Schweizer Käse.

[Anonymous No.14111536]

>>14111529
Yeah, keep coping you're pathetic

[Anonymous No.14111550]

>>14111536
>muh coping
Fuck off back to whatever containment board you crawled out of.

[Anonymous No.14111564]

>>14111550
Okay we got it, you're short of arguments so you resort on epic 4chinz buzzwords. If you can't handle an actual conversation go cry under your mom's tits and let the big niggas do the talk you pussy ass bitch.

[Anonymous No.14111574]

>>14111531
>You may laugh, I've seen that exact thing happen. Even German Wikipedia sends you to Emmentaler when you search Schweizer Käse.
Glad that I don't live in the shitty part of Germany then, I guess.

[Anonymous No.14111709]

>>14110881
Calm down Spike Lee it's a thread about cheese God damn.

[Anonymous No.14111805]

>cheese thread derails to racism
You cant even call it derailed anymore, racism is like the third stop.

[Anonymous No.14111833]

Why is everyone such a finicky baby on this board? Half the threads are
>x is overrated
Which is just a reddit word you people use to mask the fact you’re just a finicky baby. Swiss cheese is great

[Anonymous No.14111853]

>>14111805
This board has an unshakable commitment to Hitler and the Third Reich. We are indeed cooks, driven cooks, but we are proud racists first.

Heil Trump. Heil fine cuisine. Heil Hitler.

[Anonymous No.14111923]

>>14111853
Doesn't mean you cant have a discussion about which cheese is better for burgers, or salad etc. This sounds like an angrier version of the middle aged women in my area gabbing about fuck knows what. Seems like everyone jumped on this bait
>>14110831

[Anonymous No.14111955]

>>14111833
>.01 upboats have been added to your reddit shill account

[Anonymous No.14111984]

>>14111853
kys nazi scum, the only good thing hitler did was kill hitler

[Anonymous No.14112010]

>>14110780
this
at least swiss cheeses are tangy
gouda is bland creamy shit

[Anonymous No.14112051]

>>14110882
You're a fucking retard. The question is clearly implied: "there isn't a single legitimate use that i can think of for swiss cheese."

If you're going to reply with "lol just be creative" to that, then you're fucking asking for some snark when you're giving such a shit non-answer.

Not even that guy, but fuck you're an idiot. I hope what little amount of brain you've got gets a tumor.

[Anonymous No.14112061]

>>14112010
gouda does get decent eventually, though.
It's hard as a rock at that point, though. Deep, deep orange.

[Anonymous No.14112102]

This thread was supposed to be about cheese.

[Anonymous No.14112130]

>>14112102
I've been thinking all this time since the thread opened about a proper application for emmentaler, at least passively. Finally I remembered one

>>14112051
>>14110714
CHEESE FONDUE.

[Anonymous No.14113008]

>>14110906
>using Amerikkkan as an insult

cringe
The KKK was based um ehrlich zu sein freunde

[Anonymous No.14113775]

>>14110714
it's ok to not like swiss.

[Anonymous No.14114570]

>>14110780
butterkase is amazing and I really don't like you at the moment

[Anonymous No.14114629]

Patty Melt, cubano, and pan con lechon.

[Anonymous No.14116589]

>Pumperknickle
>Swiss cheese
>Brown mustard
>Red onion
>Braunschweiger

Perfection

[Anonymous No.14116654]

>>14110714
Swiss is the best cheese. Sorry OP, but you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.14116687]

>>14111104
"Schweizer Käse" in Switzerland generally refers to either off label cheese (because it either does not meet quality standards or is produced by second tier ingredients) or cheese produced in EU that wants to boost sell numbers by misleading naming their product.

[Anonymous No.14116691]

>>14113775
Ok, but wrong.

[Anonymous No.14117416]

>>14110859
>>14110867
>>14110875
He's right tho. Everybody says 'Emmental' except dumb Americans.
'Swiss cheese' is a stupid name... Raclette is also a Swiss cheese, along with dozens of others...

[Anonymous No.14117442]

>>14117416
I didn't know Raclette was Swiss
really based cheese, much better than generic americanized "Swiss cheese"

[Anonymous No.14117459]

>>14110882
>11-year old snark
Classy. aged in oak barrels

[Anonymous No.14117584]

>>14110714
The worst part is that its full of holes, so you pay more for it.

[Anonymous No.14117602]

>>14117416
>he's right tho
That's not the point, he's getting stupidly mad over something trivial. I reckon it's just race bait though.

[Anonymous No.14117663]

>>14117602
Can't blame him, americans are that damn stupid.

[Anonymous No.14117954]

>>14117584
Only in america. If you buy two cups of cheese, you just gotta hope they cut you some part that's not 90% holes.
In Europe, you simply buy 200 gram of cheese. If you're lucky, it has a lot of holes, so you get more cheese!

[Anonymous No.14117998]

>>14117584
I was wondering when someone would point that out.

[Anonymous No.14118005]

Turkey and swiss with cranberry jelly is top-tier sandwich, fuck you OP

[Anonymous No.14118008]

>>14110748
ham goes better with cheddar

[Anonymous No.14118021]

>>14110714
This is how Swiss cheese is supposed to be eaten. Melted Gruyère + melted Emmental + white wine + garlic + nutmeg

[Anonymous No.14118025]

>>14110868
>i have never had a reuben

jesus christ, how horrifying. I consider the reuben to be the king of sandwiches.

marbled rye
corned beef or pastrami
sauerkraut
swiss cheese
russian dressing for spread

slap it together and toast that fucker. so goddamn good.

[Anonymous No.14118045]

Holy shit Europeans are retarded. I have only seen Euros get this autistic over their little faggot cheeses.

[Anonymous No.14118089]

>>14117954
>you simply buy 200 gram of cheese
>If you're lucky, it has a lot of holes, so you get more cheese!
How does that make any sort of sense?

[Anonymous No.14118101]

>>14118089
It's dumbed down for Americans I think.

[Anonymous No.14118120]

>>14118089
i think it's because grams are a measure of weight, cups are a measure of size/mass. i'm American btw, not sure if that matters

[Anonymous No.14118301]

>>14111046
JESUS CHRIST NEVER EAT LEERDAMMER
THAT SHIT WAS THOUGHT UP HERE AS A DISGUSTING IMITATION OF EMMENTALER (which I actually do like)

[Anonymous No.14118323]

>>14118089
Two cups of cheese with a lot of holes is actually not a lot of cheese. 200g grams of cheese is 200 g of cheese, but if it has a lot of holes, these 200 g take up a lot of volume. It's a joke, you mong. And now it's not funny anymore. But you're funny!

[Anonymous No.14118506]

>>14110714
I actually once had a sourdough bread sandwich with bacon and swiss once. It was pretty tasty. Also, I never realized cheese discussion could bring out the latent racism in everyone here.

[Anonymous No.14118525]

>>14118120
I wasn't even aware americans used cups as a measure, thats stupid. What size are the cups?
>>14118323
But you still dont get more cheese, thats like saying 100 dollars in singles is more money, just because it looks like there's more money.
>It's a joke
Sure

[Anonymous No.14119319]

>>14110831
>palate
how long have you been here?

[Anonymous No.14119462]

>>14110714
Quiche. Swiss makes all the difference. Doesn't need to be a lot either.

[Anonymous No.14119471]

>>14110714
It tastes good and it melts well. Use that information combined with your imagination and you'll get something.

[Anonymous No.14119478]

Over 100 posts, and no one has yet mentioned Edam

[Anonymous No.14119525]

>>14119478
Moffenvoer meant for export is what my cheese-wholesaler great-grandfather said. Goudse was for the local market.

[Anonymous No.14120111]

this one's excellent

[Anonymous No.14120286]

>>14119478
Edam is Dutch.

[Anonymous No.14120297]

>>14119478
Oh, you meant it's the worst cheese. Nah. Babybel and shitty generic edam-type cheese sucks. Proper edam is great.

[Anonymous No.14121999]

>>14110714
I nominate two. Chocolate cheese I've had in Norway and Wensleydale Orange fused with orange flavour. Although the orange cheese was way more vile

[Anonymous No.14122294]

>>14121999
that does sound disgusting and worse than swiss.

[Anonymous No.14122300]

>>14110844
We call it emmental here in Bongistan.

[Anonymous No.14122306]

>>14121999
> Chocolate cheese I've had in Norway
I hope you're not meaning to refer to brunost, because brunost is fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.14122317]

>>14120111
Look like a marketing stunt.
The real good Emmentals are not in fancy packaging. The good cheese producer is focused on maintaining his quality and selling locally, not working on marketing or selling to big distributors.

[Anonymous No.14122337]

>>14110895
>>14118025
too meaty

[Anonymous No.14122343]

>>14122337
Very gay post but kinda truthpilled

[Anonymous No.14122347]

>>14110714
I like Swiss cheese on a lot of my sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.14122474]

>>14111111

[Anonymous No.14122540]

>>14110714
Imo worst is brie
Best is kashkaval if it matters

[Anonymous No.14122571]

>>14117954
Food isn't sold by volume in the US, you obsessed Swiss faggot

Also to answer OP: the Reuben is the definitive use of Swiss

[Anonymous No.14122585]

I'd like sage to be displayed like it used to.

Emmentaler goes with anything btw.

[Anonymous No.14122590]

>>14122540
пeкни cи бpитo във фypнaтa или пapтигpилa и щe cи пpoмeниш мнeниeтo

[Anonymous No.14122676]

>>14110831
You are genuinely obsessed.

[Anonymous No.14124156]

>>14111062
If you check the packets of the supermarket emmental brands you'll see they're all made in Ireland.

[Anonymous No.14124445]

>>14110780
>Butterkase is worse
You little shit.

[Anonymous No.14124454]

>>14110831
Go to your containment board
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.14124495]

>>14117416
>dumb Americans
I need to find a way to filter posts at the reply level. I'm so sick and tired of you young cunts meming on and on about how every American is dumb and how the country is a third world

Its annoying. Fuck off. Goddamn it. You're just trying to throw in a troll with relavent discussion so you can shitpost and not get banned under that specific rule.

Do you have any idea how idiotic you sound to anyone older than 25?

[Anonymous No.14124517]

>>14117602
he's getting agressive over people being stupid. The cheese is simply highlighting stupidity.