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I DON'T LIKE ASPARAGUS!!!!!!

>> No.14100686

>>14100677
too bad babe, start pissing

>> No.14100700

>>14100677
Gets stuck in my teeth. Otherwise, it's my third favorite vegetable.

>> No.14100709

>>14100677
Hang yourself, noaw!

>> No.14100710

Asparagus pussy is fucking awful

>> No.14100744

I dont mind it, never been a picky eater but I hate that it makes my piss stinky, I have a sensitive nose and I can smell it in my piss for a few days.

>> No.14101175

>>14100677
Please fuck off anime fag we dont like your kind

>> No.14101186
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>>14101175
Oh look... a self hating weeaboo

>> No.14101190

>>14100677
It's delicious and good for you tho

>> No.14101229

I only like it pan cooked in olive oil, salt & pepper with garlic.

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>>14101175
>we
>>>/r/eddit

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>> No.14101505

>>14100677
i like asparagus

>> No.14101519

I really like the way my peepee smells after I eat it

>> No.14101527

>>14101190
Its nauseatingly bitter and has no nutrients not found in excess in other more palatable and economical green vegetables
Its quintessential boomer trash that they buy because once upon a time it was fancy since its expensive

>> No.14101534

>>14101527
>Its nauseatingly bitter
You don't know how to cook it, bet you boil the fuck out of it.

>> No.14101535

>>14100677
GIT A LOAD OF SWEET PEE OVAH HERE

>> No.14101544

>>14101315
Chizuru vs Townshend
who wins?

>> No.14101550

>>14100677
same, shits gross

>> No.14101552

>>14100677
I accidentally had a few sips of regular coke. Ugh how do they get so much added sugar into those things? I meant to grab my special stevia sweetened cola.

>> No.14101559

>>14101534
I have never wasted time or money on making asparagus for myself because it is an inferior vegetable. I have on several occasions been subjected to asparagus cooked by others, it is disgusting every time and the ones who like it are always old people.

>> No.14101580

I fucking hate cucumbers. They're like apples without fun

>> No.14101598

>>14100677
I once had coffee, asparagus and tuna while out for dinner. The next few pisses I had that night were foul.

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>>14101598
Imagine

>> No.14101770
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>move to germany
>around spring everyone starts freaking out
>ES IST SPARGELZEIT
>it's just white asparagus
>it's always sold out at the supermarket
>grumpy old boomers are huffing and puffing because they're out of white asparagus
>co workers bring it into the office and we cook something that uses it
>everyone is super excited about it
this country is so god damned weird

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>>14101770
>SPARGELZEIT
krauts are mentalists

>> No.14102512

>>14101544
Are her eyes open?

>> No.14102920

>>14102512
No

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what if you make gratin with it?

>> No.14104108

>>14100710
Hey it occured to me that I never had that. I should make asparagus more often.

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>>14101770
Fuck you anon White aspargus is dope. Peel a few of them, boil them in salted water with a knob of butter and serve with some hollandaise sauce. Hell of an appetizer.

>> No.14104132

>>14100677

Be quiet and eat the asparagus daddy prepared for you.

>> No.14104251

>>14102512
Euro types eyes are never open.

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>>14101315
What did they mean with this?