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litchrulee crack the eggonthe mushroom
>>14099747Burger, too thick
Why is Gordonposting so good, lads? Brb going on a 3 hour Gordonkino binge on Youtube
LITERALLYJUST LITERALLY A KNOB OF BUTTAHJUST SLIDE THAT INIT'LL LITERALLY MELTBEAUTIFUL
>>14099970But how are you going to season it, Gordon????
>>14100154is this real?
Everything has to be rustic for British tv chefs. RAOOOH-STIHK
Why is he so hyper?
>>14100519>is this real?what the fuck am I doing here, anons. this place is just fat retards arguing about fast food. what have I done with my life?
>>14101872Fuck, that's a nice view.
>>14099747I can't enjoy Gordon anymore.Theres this guy in my class who idolizes him and is always has the same smartass attitude because sarcasm is the only humor he knows.
what was his fucking problem?
>>14102204You're one of us now anon, enjoy the ride>t. 8 year addicted piece of shit
meat always looks disgusting, if you eat meat you have no room to make fun of that particular burger.
>>14101872Please don't post this video, I don't want nightmares again
>>14102393The one that gets me the most is where it shits on someone for grilling lettuce and then turns around and does it.
>>14099747HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT!?!?
>>14102393>gives half a burger to a litle girl>her mouth is so small she has to eat each layer separatelyramsay is retarded
>>14099747He's turned into a damn joke. Can't cook. Looks like a fucking cartoon. And talks like a fucking retard.
>>14099747What's his endgame?
>>14104851Fix every restaurant in the world
>>14104855What about the new ones that pop up, and the ones that will pop up after he dies? Does he know what he does is a pointless endeavor and that he should just stick to cooking and not telling other people what to do?
How about some good budget recipes straight from Gordon!https://youtu.be/4B_f8VBy9KM
>>14105410>lamb steak>saffronjesus christ gordon
>>14104866>after he diesthey still don't know that ramsay gains 5 years in lifespan for every baby he pumps out
>>14105410He might be humble and down the earth having grown up in a poor household but he doesn't know what budget is lmao
>>14105955if you can't affor enough saffron for a dish you need to be executed asap poorfaggot
>>14107169it's a fucking budget meal guide. if you're on a budget it's hard to justify buying the most expensive spice you retard
>>14102930Also, grilled lettuce is legit good.
>>14104851He wont rest until every bad restaurant has gotten the help that they need.New furniture and a bunch of dishes, that nobody there knows how to cook.
>>14107592Fuck you it's soggy garbage
>>14102399Dubs of troof
>>14102399been here consistently for 12 anon and it never gets better
>>14101872>all that saltit's like he wants kidney problems.
Can we all admit that American burgers are the greatest and most loved and universal culinary achievement in the world? Is it even a question at this point?
>>14109428it never gets better, but the alternatives are consistently worse.
>>14109489Hey nothing wrong with a good 'ger, but for me, its 'za.
>>14109725'aii 'go 'za It's the best
>>14109459Salt is good for you, idiot. It's required to live.
What the hell does "rustic" even mean?
>>14109794Something an old boomer would find tasty
>>14102393How3 could he possibly think that big ass patty was a good idea? The burger looked delicious but that patty needed to be cut in half.
>>14102204how did they train him to do that?
>>14109428I've been here 16 years and that's over half of my life. Every day this place gets worse, but unfortunately every other place is still worse somehow. Afterall, not every thing is filled with wojaks and buzzwords and sometimes even popular threads get nice discussion. Usually those are just niche threads though. Most of the time every thread about anything remotely popular gets shitposted to oblivion.
>>14101872JUST A TOINY SPRINKAL OF SOLTLUVLY
>>14109794means most of it is burnt, like the mushrooms
>>14102289watch his UK (or at least non-american) stuff. not his at-home cooking show though, that shit is americanized trashhe's still a dick but behaves more or less like a human being
>>14099747looks like garbage (litter)
>>14109282Oh, you can't cook, sorry, I didn't know.
>>14102927Are they the kitchen type? Hey, maybe someone should do a show on that, actually nvm thats fucking stupid.
>>14109794Lazy. Not peeling garlic or onions is considered rustic, as is roughly chopping every ingredient.