/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14099517]

Boyfriend discovered pic related and now he's adding tons of this sauce into everything he cooks. No matter how much I tell him to add less his meals still put my ass on fire. Is he trying to kill me? How to make him understand that not every dish needs chili sauce?

[Anonymous No.14099532]

I'm gay btw, not sure if that helps.

[Anonymous No.14099538]

>>14099532
Not really, I still need an answer about sauce but thanks for information

[Anonymous No.14099540]

>/ck/
>e-celebs and gay sex advice

[Anonymous No.14099596]

Stop being a bitch. That stuff isn't even spicy.

[Anonymous No.14099612]

I’d be more concerned about getting the aids than a gaped burning butthole. Get your priorities strait faggot.

[Anonymous No.14099625]

Sirracha is like salt - it enhances the natural flavors of food and is essential in cooking. Stop being so white.

[Anonymous No.14099805]

Fucking disgusting. As usual plebs make the worst shit popular.
It’s not spicy and it’s disgustingly sweet. I fucking hate you cunts I’ll kill you and your faggot boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.14099807]

I'll put your ass on fire bby

[Anonymous No.14099820]

>>14099517
wOMAN? i WANT FUCK SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.14099828]

>>14099532
Why didn't you say so?
The next time you give your boyfriend head, put some sriracha on your tongue.

[Anonymous No.14099831]

Didn't know /ck/ so easily baited

[Anonymous No.14100036]

>>14099831
We’re just having a laugh faggot. Get the fuck outta here.

[Anonymous No.14100058]

>>14099517
Did he get a vasectomy yet? If not it's probably time.

[Anonymous No.14100068]

>>14099532
>Gay
>Sriracha
Pottery

[Anonymous No.14100090]

>>14099517
Tell him the chili sauce is to be added after the fact by the person consuming the dish.
Seriously siracha is only baked in to the dish when its a main feature of the dish like siracha chicken.

[Anonymous No.14100102]

SAMBAL OELEK

[Anonymous No.14100113]

>>14099820
GORDON, TITTY BOOB FUCK

[Anonymous No.14100114]

>>14099517
Use your communication skills and tell him you don't like things spicy.

[Anonymous No.14100136]

>>14099517
Refuse to eat his food and make your own, or tell him to put the sauce on the side.

[Anonymous No.14100217]

>>14099538
sriracha is the bomb, tell him to leave you and find a real man

[Anonymous No.14101903]

>>14099517
Give him some time to adjust. It's a taste he really likes and wants it on anything. I was obsessed with pic related for a while and used it for almost everything imaginable. Don't use it so much anymore though.

[Anonymous No.14101964]

>>14099517
>>14099532
>I'm gay btw, not sure if that helps.
Actually, I think it does.
You sound like a sub, since your boyfriend doesn't even listen to you.
This is most likely some stupid gay fetish thing, where he gets pleasure of being dominant by making your asshole burn as he fucks it raw, for the psychological thrill of tormenting a pathetic slave that will always come crawling back.
I still believe that gay subs in relationships like these have fucking Stockholm syndrome.
>B-b-but he said he loved me after choking me and slapping me around even after I begged him to stop, so he really does care! It's totally fine that he gets off from sex and I don't, th-that's how I like it! His pleasure is more important than mine, he makes sure I remember that every day!

[Anonymous No.14101985]

>>14099517
DTMFA

[Anonymous No.14101995]

White guy here. Let me tell you about sriracha since I've had some experience with it recently. It's a ridiculously spicy Chinese hot sauce made from a highly guarded ancient secret recipe, very hard to find in the US. In fact, I had to specially request it from the wise old Chinese woman behind the counter at this obscure little hole-in-the-wall Asian food store. Normally she probably wouldn't sell it to your average white dude, but luckily she's taken a bit of a liking to me since I'm well versed with Asian food and culture after having studied anime for many years. But be warned, it is STUPID hot, over 9000 on the scoville scale if I had to guess. I tried a spoonful of it plain once. Worst mistake of my friggin' life. I immediately started dry heaving and basically spent the next 5 hours crying like a baby while my ex wife and her son brought me glasses of ice water and wet towels to cool me down. We actually considered going to the emergency room since my tongue was burning so mental. Well, let's just say sriracha made me its bitch that day. Don't make the same mistake I did.

[Anonymous No.14101999]

>>14099532
Kek, you took me back a few years. Thank you for that. I'm a girl btw.

[Anonymous No.14102003]

>>14101999
SEX????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.14102019]

>>14101999
>girl
>4chan
Post feet

[Anonymous No.14102065]

>>14101964
that's a whole lot of time you've spent thinking about gay sex, anon

[Anonymous No.14102126]

>>14102003
Yes, 1 pls.
>>14102019
Very manly, you wouldn't like.

[Anonymous No.14102149]

>>14102126
>very manly
fucking called it

[Anonymous No.14102184]

>>14101999
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
FEET TITS ASS PUSY sex sex

SEX

[Anonymous No.14102206]

>>14102019

[Anonymous No.14102265]

>>14102149
I've never had nice soft, girly plum feet. They've always been bony and veiny and I don't do that manicure shit. Pretty much definition of manly, but you didn't call shit, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14102267]

>>14100102
myn neger

[Anonymous No.14102307]

>>14102265
>Pretty much definition of manly
fucking called it

[Anonymous No.14102418]

>>14102265
Show penis.

[Anonymous No.14102439]

>>14102418
Clit the thickness of my thumb. I'm probably more manly than 90% of the dudes on here.

[Anonymous No.14102717]

>>14099517
Show ass so I can put my fire in it

[Anonymous No.14102736]

>>14101995
>ex-wife and her son