/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14098944]

>that guy who keeps his butter in the fridge

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.14098970]

No need to make a thread for that you absolute stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.14098983]

>>14098944
I hope u get lynched OP.

[Anonymous No.14099076]

Memes became so fucking shitty even rage guy looks appealing again.

[Anonymous No.14099091]

just microwave your butter then

[Anonymous No.14099098]

>>14098944

[Anonymous No.14099102]

>>14098944
>he doesn't cut thin slices of butter and place them on his bread
What is this spreading meme anyway?

[Anonymous No.14099126]

>>14098944
Live somewhere warm.

[Anonymous No.14099130]

I only butter toasted english muffins so by placing little pieces of butter they melt and coat the whole surface without mechanical spreading

[Anonymous No.14099343]

>>14098944
butter also tastes worse cold

[Anonymous No.14099830]

>>14098944
>he does not heat up his knife
Never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.14099856]

>>14099098
spaghetti-os are made of butter?

[Anonymous No.14099864]

>>14098944
>he doesnt use a cheese slicer to get thin even slices

[Anonymous No.14099893]

>>14099856
Betcha can't believe it's not butter

[Anonymous No.14100500]

>>14099126
Do you not have air conditioning in your shitty country?

[Food Scientits No.14100507]

You're supposed to microwave it first

[Anonymous No.14100513]

>>14100507
>put stick of butter in the microwave for 10 seconds
>still too hard to spread
>10 more seconds
>still to hard
>5 more seconds
>the center of the stick collapses and oozes out melted butter everywhere, wasting half the stick's volume in just melting away
>the ends are STILL too hard to spread

[Anonymous No.14100526]

How does this make you feel?

[Anonymous No.14100532]

>>14100513
Put the butter on the bread and microwave the buttered toast. jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.14100540]

>>14099076
wojaks and retarded baby frogs are the west's last great hurrah, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.14100543]

>2011+9
>he doesn't have a butter dish
>ishygddt

[Anonymous No.14100552]

>>14100540

[Anonymous No.14100574]

>>14100532
>microwave the toast
>underside becomes soggy from condensation
This defeats the purpose of toast.

[Anonymous No.14100659]

>>14100526
I live alone, idgaf

[Anonymous No.14100708]

>>14100574
microwaving doesn't make things soggy unless there's water present already, doofus. It makes fried food soggy because the water from the inner material (meat, etc) steams out into the crust.

if you really think micowaving toast makes it soggy, do it right now. you're 100% wrong. i do this every day.

[Anonymous No.14100735]

>>14100708
it always makes my bread soggy dude

[Anonymous No.14100746]

>>14100526
the bread crumbs add a delicious and unique yet subtle taste and texture to whatever you are using the butter for :)

[Anonymous No.14100777]

>>14098944
I remember when reddit ruined this meme.

[Anonymous No.14101303]

>>14100777

[Anonymous No.14101333]

>>14100777
did reddit fuck your wife too?

[Anonymous No.14101337]

>>14101333
I don't think reddit is into fucking women.

[Anonymous No.14101387]

>>14100777
>>14101303

Those two are just low-effort stencils. Those are OC that r*dd*t "made'.

>>14098944

Troll and rage-face orginaly came from here, 4chan. Anything that requires a bit of effort, r*dd*t steals.

[Anonymous No.14101604]

>tfw all my uni flat mates were confused and questioned why I keep butter outside the fridge
they acted like I was crazy for keeping it on the side

[Anonymous No.14101675]

>>14099098
what is this tool called

[Anonymous No.14101710]

>>14100500
Only women and faggots use it. Especially through the entire house. If there were no women or faggots, climate change would not be a thing.

[Anonymous No.14101736]

>>14101675
a hot carl

[Anonymous No.14101769]

Do we need to go through another butter bell phase on /ck/ again? I thought we all got thoroughly indoctrinated the last time around but seems like people are forgetting.

[Anonymous No.14101800]

>>14098944

>that retard who tries to spread butter straight out of the fridge onto bread

[Anonymous No.14101816]

>>14100507

You're supposed to put it under your armpit for 30 seconds to equilibrate to the human body temperature. This is scientifically proven to result in the ideal temperature where butter is at its tastiest.

[Anonymous No.14101827]

>>14101769
The stupidity of the practice was made apparent by the fine educated people od this board. No need to revisit the topic.

[Anonymous No.14101846]

>>14098944
agreed, so annoying
just keep it in room temp, it won't melt and if you're afraid it'll spoil you can always keep just a smaller portion which you will eat more quickly

[Anonymous No.14101860]

>>14101769
I don't fucking trust those things!

[Anonymous No.14101863]

>>14099098
No

[Anonymous No.14101878]

Slightly chilled butter on a hot overdone toast sprinkled with spiced salt is one of the few things that makes life bearable.
OP should smear his warm rancid outside-the-frindge, yellow crusted butter on his fat hairy stinking ass and use it as lube while his male fuck friend's rough worker hands are inserted deep into his rectum

[Anonymous No.14101936]

>>14098944
Just put butter on first then toast it, brainlet

[Anonymous No.14101961]

>>14101936
>Not putting the butter on a thin plate on top of the toaster to warm it up while it toasts

[Anonymous No.14101973]

>>14100543
Do americans really eat so much butter that they need a dish for it?

[Anonymous No.14101993]

>>14099091
>microwaving shit kept in plastic

[Anonymous No.14101998]

>>14100526
That shit gives me flashbacks to when we had an ant infestation in our house and I though there was just breadcrumbs on the stick of butter because I didn't have my glasses on. Then I looked closer and the breadcrumbs were moving and all over the counter.

[Anonymous No.14102051]

>>14101860
Oh not this