/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14098695
I'm imagining this tastes more like a curry replacement than it every would a mac n cheese? The base is cashews, dairy, and spices.

Probably tastes fine but sure as hell can't mimic what melted cheese does for a dish. Also weird to be okay with adding milk but also use vegan butter. Not sure what the point is.

>>14098730
This reminds me of those videos some prep cook uploads to YouTube of him fucking with crabs he is about to kill and prepare
I can picture some Chinese guy with a gun making her snort cocaine outside the camera

>>14098714
Are you retarded bro?

>>14098710
This is probably what Dobson imagined Friday McDonald's night would be like.

>>14098701
Fuck that looks like such an awful waste of steak.

>>14098770
I bet those are too salty to be truly enjoyable

>>14098784
Looked like kind of crappy steak to start with.

>>14098801
Doesn't the butter just immediately melt off? I feel like it would be a better idea to put it under the skin

>>14098780
i was ready.

>>14098777
Yeah

>>14098781
has anyone ever counted how many eggs are there?

>>14098701
These shitstain insults to human dignity have been floating around the internet for years, and they're just as fucking idiotic as ever.

>>14098779
I was hoping this would be a nice folding technique but nope, gotta shit it up with sauce first so it can't even be folded anymore.

>>14098715
Dont know... Kinda want It now.

>>14098715
Thats actually a good Idea if it works

>>14098725
The King of /ck/

>>14098728
Is that a fucking ostritch?

>>14098706
Why would you make this? Why would you eat this?

>>14098730
Uh... what

>>14098762
Whats this

>>14098765
Novelty burgers are the most stupid thing ever.

>>14098728
God damn i fucking hate this fake smile try hard cunt

>>14098787
Hmmmm garbage can graveyard chicken

>>14098730
god i wish that were me

>>14099246
Okay what the fuck is that

>>14099261
qt corona waifu

>>14098714
it basically is a simplified korma over pasta with extra uncommon ingredients

>>14098725
>fling the lard
gets me every time

>>14098813
(you)

>>14099287
Have you seen the McCormick Bag n Season kino?

>>14099294

>>14099296

>>14099301

>>14099252
cheese

>>14099304

>>14099314

>>14098806
Braaaaaaaaaap

>>14099324
>No Anon you're getting my dairy all filthy get out!

>>14098813
authentic italian cooking

>>14099344
>No Italia momma that makes you canned tomato sauce.

>>14099261
Oh my fucking god what happens if the spoon doesn't hold it correctly and it goes flying towards the guys in the back ?

>>14099301
god I wish I could eat that

>>14099361
That never happens. The Chinese are very safety conscious.

>>14099376
what's the problem with this ?

>>14099313
Errr.. Rice?

>>14099386
I dont see one

>>14099375
wh...
what the fuck is this?

>>14098695
>kosher salt
Every fucking time! Amerifat please explain!

>>14098695
>soaking something in warm water for 4 hours

Sounds like a good way to get food poisoning. Am I crazy?

>>14099277
Century egg

>>14099548
What's wrong with kosher salt?

>>14098799
kek , fuck '' wifey material'' bitches

>>14098701
Do americans really?

>>14098801
>plastic bag in the oven

>>14099246
Its fucking raw

>>14098695
Did this just use an entire bulb of garlic and then add more garlic to the base of the sauce too? Also cashew nuts, as much as I love them, is something I never imagined would ever end up in macaroni and cheese.

>>14099682
Thots need to keep out of the bakery

>>14099466
Some radio presenter stomped a cake he gave a homeless guy.
Everyone went batshit insane on him later and he damage controlled saying he gave the guy $100 afterwards

>>14099835
>>14099682
Quite right, it's a hygeine breach testing the wares like that.

>>14098695
>vegan butter
Dare I ask what that particular concoction is made from?

>>14098806
The absolute STATE of English slags.

>>14098715
>knows when you pick it up and starts spraying
Yeah I really want butter fucking everywhere

>>14100799
didnt watch until the end huh?

>>14099682
fuck yes

>>14098695
from the thumbnail I thought this would be a discussion of cashew's newest album called 1 cup

>>14098804
WHY ARE YOU SPILLING IT EVERYWHERE REEEEEE

>>14098799

and wala

>>14099563
It's how you activate nuts

>>14099232
butter makes everything taste better. you cannot refute this

>>14098773

>>14099682

>>14099294

the soy latte 2.0

>>14099232
There are two philosophies to sandwiches.
One is to balance the greasy ingredients with sharp ingredients, whether they be spicy, vinegary, crisp, etc.
The other method is to double and triple-down on fat until the sandwich resembles head-cheese on bread. See: the menu at Tudor's Biscuit World.

>>14101125

>>14098773
this reminds me of those Cannibal Holocaust movies

>>14098730
all that bread fetish stuff is really starting to get weird guys

>>14098762
it's called a midget

>>14098804
I always intended to go here. Now it's unlikely to reopen.

>>14100990
Just as I thought

>>14101133
Well that's tame and nice

>>14098790
what the fucking fuck is this????????

>>14101571
Trump steak, it's in the shape of his face.

My mom discovered memes and keeps sending me them on whatsapp

>>14098715
Was a trigger too hard... Way to over-engineer.

>>14099361
then it goes flying towads the guys in the back

>>14101571
looks like a giant chicken fried steak

>>14101573
>>14101601
WHY WOULD YOU BATHE THAT IN FUCKING PICKLES

>>14098725
we call this CREMA

>>14099231
No, he's just a manlet.

>>14101601
>>14101573
>>14101571
>>14101606
its pork

>>14102059
lost me at rotisserie chicken

>>14099507
propaganda

>>14098695

Raw cashew nuts are poisonous (contain Urushiol) and that's why brazilians always roast them before consumption.

>>14098781

>>14099376
Dolmas are the most overrated fucking thing on the planet. 90% of the time when they are served at restaurants (even the expensive ones) they come out of a can and taste like every other canned shit. But they are "imported" so it somehow makes them better.

Fuck dolmas.

>>14098784
>>14098958
The shooter sandwich has existed since at least the 19th century. Why is everyone on this site such a histrionic faggot

>>14101164
Those cannibal holocaust movies? You mean the single movie called Cannibal Holocaust?

>>14101902
IT'S TAPE

>>14102271
Not him but I think there were a few of them.
Almost 100% sure there was one called Cannibal Ferox or something like that.

>>14102285
>how to turn your turkey on

>>14099606
It's from England

>>14101571
giant schnitzel

>>14098706
>anyone here takes issue with this
>most of the webms in circulation are cheese with a couple of other ingredients

>>14098723

>>14101571
Tenderloin, we try to make them as big as possible in Flyoveria.

>>14100855
Either you think the steak is a slag, or that she becomes the nationality of what she cooks. This is the premise of the joke?

>>14102285
That fuckin nerve gas. Damn man.

>>14098790
i needs it brotendos

>>14099682
>look anon i'm baking bread teehee!

>>14099647
Those bags are specially made for that. They don't melt.

>>14099682
I'm gonna give that bitch a yeast infection.

>>14099563
have you never soaked dried beans overnight before?

>>14101104
why is this?

>>14101089
activate your nuts by soaking, got it.

>>14099314
i'm sad now anon

>>14099548
It's large grain uncut salt, nothing to do with Jews since salt is neither kosher nor non-kosher, but pareve.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_salt

Table salt here typically has added potassium iodide and silicon dioxide so it's necessary to specify any other kind so the typical estadounidense won't use iodized salt the 2-3 times a year they cook from scratch.

>>14098717
Goddamn it, just put it in a bowl and mix it all together instead of this fuckery

>>14098710
Do they meet there before lacrosse practice or something?

>>14102637
did someone say "sad"

>>14102704

>>14102704
>saving frozen dinner containers
Yeah, it's sad.

>>14098695
>(((kosher salt)))
>vegan (soy) butter

>>14102771
Most vegan butter is actually coconuts and cashews, but plant filler soy is used more often in animal products

>>14102704
I wish I never saw this

putting raw flour on the outside of an already burnt sandwich and then burning it looks a lot like dementia.

>>14099231
No, he just brought a chicken back from Mysterious Island.

>>14098701
What a waste of steak and bread.

>>14098811
Yes sir. She wanted caul fat

>>14098811

>>14102059
The salsa would probably turn out a hundred times better if the vegetables were roasted rather than boiled.

>>14099324
>got famous for 2 seconds on a video
>didn't immediately start an instagram, youtube vlog, tiktok, patreon, etc
>shes just happy to churn her butter

>>14102946
Nice and natural just like our ancestors used to make!

>>14103015
What the fuuuuuuuuck

>>14102298
There were a bunch of cannibal movies, including one called Cannibal Ferox, but only one Cannibal Holocaust. It's not a series or a franchise, more like a sub-genre.

>>14103023
>>14102059
Right? Why not roast the tomatillos and onions first and then cook the chicken in the sauce?

>>14098701
do europeans really?

>>14098806
all that food going to waste like that.

>>14098813
turds in stock pot?

>>14099240
crumpets

>>14098695
god fucking damn, I fucking hate vegans

>>14098706
as a midwest fag, I'm sorry this exists

>>14101571
pork tenderloin sandwich, one of two reasons I'd ever go to Indiana.

>>14098813

>>14099296
Be funny if it was actual poop and pee served under guise of just looking like poop and pee.

>>14103267
I'm assuming reason #2 has long legs and loves to bake.

>>14099376
God I hate dolmades. Prepped them for a greek restaurant for almost 4 years. Imagine making 300+ tiny burritos in one sitting every week.

>>14102946
>tastes like butter
And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a wagon

>>14101100
I like deep fried turkey but it feels like such a waste of oil.

>>14101609
I'd CREMA her ass if you know what I meam

>>14099324
imagine if that butter churner wooden stick was your dick haha

>>14100940
Underrated

>>14098706
This is always so painful to watch. I genuinely don't understand it. Even if tastes amazing, it looks like shit and the knowledge of what I'm eating would eliminate any pleasure I felt otherwise.

>>14098695
does it bring me joy to know that a bunch of childless vegans are spending hours trying to make shitty, unhealthy replicas of normal food? Why, yes, it does.

>>14100825
This is also what I don't like about the "spray" - it seems more like a floaty mist that is going to coat the entire plate and the countertop around it. It seems really hard to use accurately, unless point-blank, and even then, it would also coat your knuckles/hand, which would probably make it really slippery to hold too.

Also, sure, it knows when you're picking it up, and probably waits a second or two to start spraying, but the only way to know when to stop is when you let go, continuously spraying even as you're setting it down, until you can finally take your hand completely off of it.

>>14098813
>nonstick pot (why does that even exist?)
>flexible cutting board
>autism knife
how can people be this utterly clueless about something as simple as cooking?

>>14098717
>No wagie, it can't be in a pitcher or even just a smaller cup, it MUST be in a bucket! Our restaurant isn't called "Charlie Cheese Bucket" because we serve piping hot cheese sauce in a cup!
>I don't care if your hands keep getting scalded by molten cheese you can barely control the pouring of! Here's some rubber gloves and a towel. Just remember, if it drips off the table and burns customers, you were the one who poured it..
>I saw that, wagie! You wasted AT LEAST 1 metric cup of our namesake cheese sauce by pouring it off their plate and onto the table! We promise customers corner-to-corner cheese coverage ON THEIR PLATE. NOT THE TABLE. DON'T WASTE COMPANY RESOURCES AGAIN. NOW GET BACK OUT THERE, AND FOR GOD'S SAKE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE BLISTERS ON YOUR HAND, YOU'RE SCARING CUSTOMERS AWAY.

>>14103416
Christ, you put in a lot of effort for that shit post.

made this earlier, wanted their steak charred so I lit the grill on fire

>>14099507
>>14102178
this, i watched some and they're nice videos but it was very obvious that it was some kind of propaganda program. I looked into it and it turns out that the girl "running" that channel has a history working in the Chinese government and law enforcement.

>>14098797
Hold on just one fucking second.
First of all, this shit looks gross. It's just a mountain of hotdog wieners with eggs and cheese.
But more importantly: Can you actually make a liquid cheese sauce just using cheese and beer? Or is this one of those bullshit clickbait videos that aren't actually possible?

>>14098717
It's not even remotely orange, it's pure fucking YELLOW

>>14098717
>first part of the pour goes directly on the fucking table

>>14099301
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD

>>14098806
I'd honestly eat the fuck out of that drunk

>>14103294
gay sex actually

>>14098695
Awesome video I've always wanted to know how to make literal shit

>>14098797
why the fuck do you have to clip the fucking hot dog instead of cutting it into quarters.

>>14102946
Why is every vegan like "nutritional yeast, apple cider vinegar, and cashews all mashed together taste like a dairy product." In what world does that flavor profile scream "butter."

>>14103472
This guy did it and apparently, yes this all works but it tastes pretty bad and it's not worth the wasted ingredients

https://youtu.be/tl_9dkS1Qag

>>14103267
Pretty sure that you can get them in plenty of other places besides Indiana.

>>14103610
>making this plant based makes it less gross
this nigger took something awful and made it worse

>>14098710

Why is asian animation so good?

Western animation used to be made with this pride but now it is nothing but souless 3d-shit.

>>14098790

Come the fuck on. I love chicken fried steak/chicken fried chicken but Jesus jumproping Christ why? "Uhhhuhuh cuz we can!' I'm American and fuck this retarded garbage.

>>14102604
>jill sandwich

>>14102248
the bubonic plague has existed for even longer, why don't you go catch it and fuck off

>>14098797
fucking idiot mixed the eggs with the shell still on

>>14102807
In cheap shit, maybe. Go to a real butcher once in a while.

>>14098799
right,
pan, plate, eggs, still cold
and the flip
wonderful, absolutely delightful

>>14099246
>raw chicken kiev with jello instead of garlic/spinach
westernized perfectly

>>14098701
I tried to make one of these sourdough meme dishes once and it tasted like shit fuck that

>>14104572
It's an egg you fucking weirdo

obligatory refreshing webm
hope you bros arent too hot in your america or wherever

>>14102938
Its an act...

>>14098710
How does anime manage to make food look so good >=[

>>14102059
>those shitty knuckle tattoos

>>14099246
>>14099277
>>14099649
>>14104572

It's a scotch egg made from a century egg, you retards.

>>14098695
vegan butter, but used milk. Legitimately retarded.

>>14098813
I dont get it?
Garlic and onions should have been sauted before hand, and the sauce is seemingly cold so he is adding the meat too early. Am I missing anything? He is bad, but this is nothing compared to most gifs so far

>>14102677
whats wrong with iodized salt? does it affect the taste?

>>14104742
it turns potatos into nigger

>>14099376
This is fine aside from the pretentious presentation and hipsters.

>>14104742
It tastes a little different.

>>14099507
doesn't look particularly tasty but fuck the video quality and shot composition is gorgeous.

>>14099606
>Flavour
>Americans
Fuck off, Ranjit.

>>14101609
Based and Jackpilled

>>14104379
I think he meant animal product imitations like fake meats

>>14103023
>>14103174
you boil them because roasting them fucks up the consistency of the skin and ruins the mouthfeel of the salsa. You could roast and then peel them but this is supposed to be a quick and simplified dish a la tasty style.

>>14102285
Classic mistake.
Probably bought an American one online to save money and didn't check to make sure it was rated for 230 v instead of 120

>>14098730
>When you get off the whole 30

>>14104060
>Jibble sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtTfptkUgj0

>>14104831
WOW I was almost a [soy latte] sandwhich!

>>14098706
good lord theres more butter than patty there, what the fuck ms krabs

>>14098781
How does he get out?

>>14098803
I could see it being good with eggs. Normally I do spam and eggs and the spam oils up the pan for the egg and is enough salt for the egg

>>14098717
>pours it all over the table

What a jackass

>>14104920
On a scale of yes to no, how Hawaiian are you?

>>14104920
livin the life anon

>>14102613
>Never activated your almonds
Tasteoet and cringepilled.

>>14098799
I always worry ill do something like this. I always do it over the sink just in case. Hasn't happened yet, thougg

>>14098804
I made a peanut utter burger once. It was OK but the buns were on the dry side

>>14101100
i know a few people that should try this, maybe their turkey wont be as dry as a 80 yo pussy filled with sand

>>14104910
Why would he?

>>14098806
I'm more salty about what they have done to espresso.

>>14105094
>espresso
its expresso
itdiot nigger

>>14098695
This thread is going to give me a heart attack. How do people eat so unhealthily?

>>14105103
AQCKSTCHUAWLLY, it's a coffee vodka.

>>14098715

>>14105193
>vodka instead of whiskey
the fuck is wrong with you

>>14103610
This nibba looks like he's wearinf fake nose glasses.

>>14104713
Sorry that I'm not a bourgeoisie faggot like you

>>14098695
>vegan butter
>macaroni
it was going so well

>>14098701
why not just put it between some nice fresh bread, instead of surround it in crust?

>>14098706
>these are the people who mock you're nations food

>>14098695
dude that looks like fucked trash what the fuck why would i make something with so much washing up and so little culinary purpose

i cant wait to eat a billion helpings of oily, flavourless carbs

id rather starve

>>14098701

what the fuck this is the worst recipe ive ever seen

>>14098958

based

>>14100855
Shit I made instant ramen earlier now I'm Japanese

>>14105193
coffee vodka is fucking great
it gets you ultrabuzzed

>>14105713
uh
ramen is korean bro

>>14098730
so thats why their faces look so squished

>>14103015

At first I was disgusted, but honestly that turns out way better than first expected. The only weird bit is the peaches but whatever. All the excess butter runs into the rice, so you get a really nice rich buttery fatty chicken flavored rice at the bottom and the chicken is naturally basted the whole way through.

Still seems a bit excessive, but not the worst recipe I've seen in this format by a longshot.

>>14105769
>t. Butter Chicken.webm (2.9 MB, 640x640) google yandex iqdb wait 2.9 MB

>>14102771

Kosher salt funnily enough isn't actually kosher, it's called kosher salt because the coarse grind allows it to draw out moisture, which is why it is used during the koshering process for meats.

Fuck soy sauce and jews though.

>>14103070
Who are these two and what is that?

>>14102378
no it's not lol

>>14099277
preserved duck egg cooked in bread
>gag

>>14103431
There's a couple different channels, and the highly edited ones like this are definitely government propaganda. Wang Gang seems halfway real at least.

>>14106016
dont knock it till you tried it
Its actually really nice, the texture may not be for everyone but its tastes great
same with balut, I never thought I would try it but its amazing if you close your eyes

>>14104713
The white isn't the right color for a century egg. Normally the white is a deep gray to black color.

>>14102285
A very effective way to slaughter the bird. Points for creativity and humane slaughter.

>>14098804
peak consoomer femtard

>>14099296
d o a m e r i c a n s r e a l l y

>>14102285
i can't stop watching this

>>14098806
The punch line at the end was worth the wait

>>14098706
This shit only tastes good for one or two bites then you feel like you're going to have sudden heart failure

>>14103704
You're just a fucking weaboo that's all

>>14098695
Thats not nutricious cashews and garlic dont mix
>>14098701
The butter reduces the nutrition
>>14098706
stop putting so mucb butter
>>14098710
thats incredibly nutricious

>>14099507
Name of channel??

>>14098730
cute pits

>>14102285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkDyVcE7w5g

>>14102938
>>14104664
retards, it's a great depression era cooking technique of making a meal "fuller" in your stomach

>>14099296
Honestly, is this a real thing, or is it click bait on Instagram? It’s an extremely grotesque and vulgar way to serve dessert. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s real, in today’s society it seems like vulgar and proofing things are the norm not the exception.

>>14107527
>is this a real thing, or is it click bait on Instagram
Yes.

>>14107525
>grill wings till 170
gross, enjoy all the un-rendered fat and cartilage. wings gotta be at least 180

>>14107563
I suppose you could just grill them until 180 then?

>>14098790
Black guy drives into the nesquick runoff.

>>14098806
Aria, 20 years from now in her natural habitat.

>>14107577
everyone should

>>14099548
You should use pink curing salt is instead.

>>14104698
>>14103704
>mmm cum burgers

>>14099296
>progressiveness is a go-

>>14103704
Because occidental animation is all made by pedophiles now.

>>14098723
What the fuck kind of weird ass avocado is that?

>>14099375
I just want them back bro.
I miss Patrice so much

>>14098804
Fucking hate this wasteful shit where the sauce goes all over the plate, the table and the floor.

>>14098804
I'd go here as long as it's not that shitty sweet peanut butter shit

>>14098695
>Vegan butter
Eat shit

>>14101099
>butter makes everything taste better
so does salt, but you don't see anyone other than mr borgah eating blocks of it

>>14098779
mayo is fucking gross

>>14107345
Li Zhi Qi on youtube.

Her sub to watch ratio is fucking insane.

probably rakes in millions a day from them videos.

>>14105743
uh actually its chineese

>>14109587
Um... it's Japanese.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen

>>14098695
Imagine the diarrhea.

>>14098715
mmm lipoid pneumonia

>>14109599
umm... sweaty its actually vietnamese

>>14104664
what do you mean? i know he likes to crack jokes about shit like a fork cartel but i'm pretty he actually likes his food this way.

>>14105994
It's a shooters sandwich. Its english.

>>14100940
nice

>>14103416
>Americans
>metric cup
you goofed

>>14103704
Maybe you should stop watching anime and research a little.
There's ton of good 2d animation all over the world. It's just not that advertised and not mass produced.
If anything, it's the japanimation that's mass produced garbage with the same style, 10 character types and limited number of tropes.

>>14098741
you know his channel name?

>>14103610
>i tried making that awful hotdog waffle
no, you heated a bunch of plants up and poured beer on it

>>14099361
It would be extremely painful

>>14110612
They're big guys

>>14109568
>hitting 21m on one of videos
Wtf is this the power of propaganda ?

>>14104780
>muh mouthfell
Please kill yourself

>>14110955
>texture has no place in the preparation of food

ok retard

>>14098695
Cashew and almond based sauces are delicious. Medieval recipes knew almond milk was the shit.

>>14098717
That looks like industrial waste

>>14098803
>>14098770
Too salty also, fried cheetos are already heavily fucking fried. They arent gonna taste crunchy and spicy, theyre gonna taste and have the texture of ashes.