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The official salad dressing of white people.

>> No.14095801

Non-whites don't eat salad.

>> No.14095820

>>14095790
I'm brown and I love ranch

>> No.14095842

I can't even eat the bottled kind

but the buttermilk packet kind, yeah gimme the ranch dressing hose like in that episode of the simpsons!!! and dip bakery croutons in it holy based

>> No.14095858

>>14095842
I never used to order ranch at restaurants growing up because I thought it all tasted like the bottle stuff, so I spent most of my life thinking ranch was disgusting. It wasn't until I worked in a restaurant and made the stuff from the packet that I realized it's actually pretty good.

>> No.14095963

It’s the best dipping sauce for your pizza crust

>> No.14095990

I make all my own vinaigrettes. I think that's even whiter than ranch, just not poor/midwestern white.

>> No.14096219

>>14095990
Oh of course you're not, you just don't realize that "ranch" is some made up focus group shit but you'll think that you're better than white people that made that up for you to buy into. You stupid sack of hypocritical shit.
Stuff it ya know.

>> No.14096246

>>14095990
>vinaigrettes
Do you grow your own olives and lemons and mine your own salt? If not then don't be a fucking smug hypocrite.

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>>14095790
Move on to the big boy stuff lad

>> No.14096284

>>14095790
I went to a dispensary in chicago recently and the security saw my indiana ID. He asked if people in indiana put ranch on everything because his gf does.
I said wtf i dont even know anyone thats crazy about ranch. Im sure they’re out there, but im one of 12 people in this state with more than 5 brain cells

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>>14095790
The official salad dressing of niggas.

>> No.14096300

Hidden Valley Ranch is expensive. I only buy salad dressing when its on sale for 1.99. Based.

>> No.14097301

I'd never put ranch on a salad.

You put that shit on pizza and as a dip for various other things, but never salad. There are far too many better choices.

>> No.14097313

>>14096267
based

>> No.14097437

>>14096267
you must be made of money

>> No.14097449

>>14095790
For me it's Buttermilk Hidden Valley Ranch

>>14095820
based

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14097451

>>14095790
the official chicken seasoning of the hood

>> No.14097459

>>14097451
Holy shit that looks just like my ex wife's kitchen

>> No.14097468

Ranch is delicious with fries.

>> No.14097473

FUCK HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH AAAAAAAH I HATE IT I GOT IT AT COSTCO ONCE CAUSE IT WAS THE ONLY RANCH THEY HAD AND IT WAS AWFUL

>> No.14097477

>>14097468
It's also good to dip pizza

>> No.14097486

>>14095790
It's not that bad in a ranch potato salad if you're being lazy, just make sure to add enough bacon and green onions, good hot or cold.

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>>14095820
>>14095790
>>14097449
non-whites love Ranch don't let them fool you.
It's not worth it to buy bottled ranch.
You need to get the packets and make your own. Battled Ronch = Sad Raunch. Tastes like puke on wheels. It's fuckin horrible.

>> No.14097633

>>14097451
>>14097459
I have a feeling those are mid-grade fixtures with a soft, spongy feel to them, but they look damned good and it's a nice kitchen, way better than my shack.

>> No.14097929

im white and i fucking hate ranch. the smell and taste of it just sickens me. no clue how people can eat that shit on anything. some local place serves ranch wings sometimes and they are fantastic, because it isnt overwhelming.

>> No.14097941

>>14097929
It's because you're choking on the shit plastic that is bottled ranch.
Seriously packet ranch made with sour cream and buttermilk is god-tier. Even mayo ranch is good.

>> No.14097952

>>14097626
What the fuck are you on about?