welcometoanotherepisodeofsimplysarah

[Anonymous No.14095624]

today on the show: deep fried sugar fat and salt

[Anonymous No.14095632]

>>14095624
who is this slampig?

[Anonymous No.14095633]

Who /Amberlynreid/ here

[Anonymous No.14095646]

>>14095632
comedy gold

[Anonymous No.14095761]

>>14095633
no

[Anonymous No.14095807]

I have a urge to find both Solo and a wookie, when I look at OP's pic.

[Anonymous No.14095819]

>>14095633
no

[Anonymous No.14095831]

corporate the mehnnaise

[Anonymous No.14097121]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4EnB3nK8pw

>out of breath just by fucking turning around

[Anonymous No.14097158]

>>14095807
oh oh oh oh

[Anonymous No.14097288]

>>14097121
Why do most of her comments always read like bot accounts made them?

[Anonymous No.14097291]

I thought back in like 2012 she had maybe a year to live. I can't believe she's still alive.

[Anonymous No.14097297]

>>14097121
i'm really triggered by that hamplanet.

[Anonymous No.14097303]

>>14097121
this is so morbid

[Anonymous No.14097326]

>>14097291
It's important to eat well

[Anonymous No.14097327]

>>14097121
sickening, just look at that pig.
and people wonder why I like trannies.

[Anonymous No.14097360]

Google beefneck mcgillycuddy, thank me later

[Anonymous No.14097383]

[Anonymous No.14097400]

>>14097383
kek

[Anonymous No.14097599]

>>14097288
i bet 9/10 comments are deleted and whats left are tumblr-tier faggots trying to sound nice

[Anonymous No.14097608]

>>14097383
i took a look at her earlist videos and she put on a good 200-250 pounds in 7 years

[Anonymous No.14097681]

>>14095624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ibsjuLKClE

I'm Brazilian and have no idea what the fuck she's doing.

We don't have sour cream here

We don't eat avocados with savory dishes

We don't have tortillas

[Anonymous No.14097691]

>>14097608
i hope the rona takes her

[Anonymous No.14097700]

>>14097681
wait are you calling her a liar?

[Anonymous No.14097716]

she's so fat i'm pretty sure she has enough blood in her capillaries to do a full body transfusion

[Anonymous No.14097731]

i have questions

[Anonymous No.14097743]

Jesus christ, can you imagine having such a huge double chin that you have to bend over just to look down?

I'd kill myself, but she looks like she's well on her way to doing that too.

[Anonymous No.14097765]

>>14097681
You dont have to pit tortillas and sour cream on there if you dont like that.
You make it how your gonna make it with ingredients that you have on hand

[Anonymous No.14097814]

>>14097691
coRONAry artery disease inducted heart attack

[Anonymous No.14097823]

>>14097743
im just going to stop eating for a whole week after seeing this. i need to lose 100 pounds... i cant imagine needing to lose 500

[Anonymous No.14097856]

She is only a few hundred pounds overweight you guys.
she is not 500 pounds . stop being mean
She is a nice person and some of her recipes are nice

[Anonymous No.14097872]

>>14097856
what a terrible nose job

[Anonymous No.14097880]

>>14095633
The gift that keeps giving

[Anonymous No.14097907]

>>14097856
thats bullshit. shes at least 500 pounds

[Anonymous No.14098106]

>>14097856
Will she be next on my 600 lb life? God I hope so. Her or Boogie anyway.

[Anonymous No.14098113]

>>14097907
she is very short, she is well under 400, probably 350

[Anonymous No.14098115]

>>14097700
I ain't calling her a liar, I just think she's mistaken.

[Anonymous No.14098657]

i have made 2 of her recipes and they were good i might even say delicious but unhealthy. i cant remember one but the other was a chocolate eclair recipe and wow it was amazing. also.. no im not a american or fat.

[Anonymous No.14098661]

>>14097856
ONLY.... few hundred lbs overweight

[Anonymous No.14098666]

>>14097383
She needs an intervention led by Dr. Now.

[Anonymous No.14098667]

>>14095624
Onions and bell pepper

>veggiesh

[Anonymous No.14098668]

>>14097121
hoarder hell behind her

[Anonymous No.14098671]

>>14095624
She is married and has her own house.

And you?

[Anonymous No.14098676]

this is america, imagine being patriotic when all ur ppl look like this

[Anonymous No.14098691]

>>14098657
looking at the thumbnails posted it looks like most of her food would be pretty tasty

[Anonymous No.14098699]

>>14098671
>married to a man with learning disability
>Owns a mobile home

I own a 3 bedroom 2 bath HOUSE, and I'd rather be married to my hand than be married to a literal retard. Try harder kiddo.
I do enjoy some deep fried corn at the state fair.

[Anonymous No.14098705]

>>14098691
Some of them are good but she is really bad about teaching the recipes.
>you can put some ____ in it if you like or even put some ____ and _____ and ______ if you want it that way or you could leave out all of the ______ however you like ittttttttt

[Anonymous No.14099073]

You guys have a lot to say about Sarah but what about Alvin

[Anonymous No.14099127]

>>14099073
Hot guy. Channel name?

[Anonymous No.14099131]

>>14097856
>Over 220lbs
>Not obese
You're american, right?

[Anonymous No.14099149]

>>14099073
I hate fat people so much

[Anonymous No.14099152]

>>14097121
fuck I havent watched her in years. she looks even bigger than I remember.

[Anonymous No.14099245]

>>14098691
some of it ain't bad but that macaroni salad went off the rails

[Anonymous No.14099278]

Imagine wearing her tanned hide as a duster.

[Anonymous No.14099289]

>>14099073
Was he on masterchef?

[Anonymous No.14099306]

>>14095624
I'm 300lbs, how do I not become like this necrotic beachball? I think simply watching her videos will give me motivation.

[Anonymous No.14099364]

>>14099306
you can lose weight without changing what you eat as long as you reduce portion sizes. if you actually want to be healthier then minimize processed foods and eat more fruits/vegetables. get enough protein and don't binge on carbs all the time. stop drinking soda, drink seltzer, water, tea or coffee with little to no sugar, and even whole milk is actually fine since the fat and protein makes it more satiating than soda and it's harder to overdo.

[Anonymous No.14099370]

>>14097288
Sara's comments section is full of female boomers. Real ones, not the 30-year-old meme ones.
They will swarm on you like feral dogs if you dare suggest that she's living an unhealthy lifestyle or even if you just say that she's obese because of her diet. It's a medical condition, apparently, and the deepfried 5-person portions she cooks every day are coincidental. And yes, her equally obese husband just happens to have the same sort of condition, you hateful bigot.

It's fucking painful for me to read that bullshit. These people would rather encourage this sweet woman to eat herself to death than risk looking intolerant by saying her diet is unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.14099458]

Well
At least she can cook, right?

[Anonymous No.14099472]

>>14095633
Based

[Anonymous No.14099489]

>>14099306
try OMAD. after a week or two your hunger basically completely disappears. start intermittent fasting maybe, but the jump to full omad isn't that hard if you drink coffee/diet soda.
I've been doing it on and off for like 3 months and I usually just eat if I get really bored. It's like 4pm before I even realise I should eat something and I eat like a fat fuck normally. also because all your calories are following a fast and you're only permitted a short window you can eat pretty much however you want and you'll likely still be within a calorie deficit. as a former fat loser i recommend it.

[Anonymous No.14099508]

>>14099489
I want to do IF/OMAD, my issue is I get very nauseous when I'm hungry so it's difficult to keep it up. I imagine it will go away if I stick to it though. I also work at a maccas, so if I center my OMAD around my break it'll be easier

[Anonymous No.14099547]

>>14099508
that's why you gotta keep the pepsi max by your side. $2.10 at woolie brooo. it sounds counter intuitive but it's a crutch for a lot lot of people on restrictive diets. if you check out reddits for keto or omad they practically live off the shit. I try not to, but it's definitely good in the beginning when it feels like you're dying in between meals.

[Anonymous No.14099551]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Still makes me sick.

[Anonymous No.14099598]

>>14099131
Who said she is not obeast?
You are obsessed anon.
Do you see how your brain is making things up that are not there?

[Anonymous No.14099651]

>>14097608
Peter Griffins mother or sister, or sister mother bepis autism reeee taxi </rabi>

[Anonymous No.14099688]

>>14099508
>my issue is I get very nauseous when I'm hungry so it's difficult to keep it up. I imagine it will go away if I stick to it though.
Yeah if you've gotten used to being able to eat multiple times a day whenever you start to feel any amount of hunger it can seem a bit overwhelming at first. But it doesn't take long for you to get over that and realize it's not a big deal if you don't have food right away. And it helps you learn what it actually feels like to be hungry and not just eating because you're bored or your stomach isn't completely full.

[Anonymous No.14099696]

>>14099547
you're not supposed to have any artificial sweeteners while fasting

[Anonymous No.14099711]

>>14099073
Unlike Sarah, this dude is pretty annoying. Not offensive but just irritating as a host

[Anonymous No.14099858]

>>14098705
How is that being bad at teaching? She's just answering questions about substitutions, which people will inevitably have.

[Anonymous No.14101339]

>>14097608
Jesus christ I thought this picture was a shop

She was already hilariously overweight before

[Anonymous No.14101473]

>>14097121
I think her husband(?) used to edit out the sounds of her wheezing and layer stock music samples over the videos. Pretty funny desu

[Anonymous No.14101826]

>>14095624
Okay, I know some of you on this board are this fat, if not fatter, so please answer: is the neck pillow comfy?

[Anonymous No.14101845]

>>14097121
this is like some david lynch shit

[Anonymous No.14103227]

>>14099073
Alvin made money off hipster retards. Can't hate on him too much really.

[Anonymous No.14103257]

>>14095624
>As much as you'd like.
I actually really like her videos. I was scared she would get the Rona. I really wish she would get healthy but it won't happen.

[Anonymous No.14103287]

>>14095632
She's not a Slampig she's pure Gluttony

[Anonymous No.14103304]

>>14099073
He's pretty cool

[Anonymous No.14103474]

WANDA'S MACARONI SALAD

[Anonymous No.14103555]

>>14097383
It's a shame that our culture has empowered fatties, and tricked them into thinking that their way of life is okay, and anyone who says otherwise is a piece of shit. She isn't just a little chubby but still perfectly healthy, she's morbidly obese. Slight movements of her immense frame exhaust her, and leave her out of breath. I let myself go long enough to get up to 230, and I have had immediate health problems as a result, gout and hypertension. I got those diagnoses last week, and I've eaten a strictly ovo vegetarian diet, and even the eggs I allow myself are just egg whites, nothing to drink but one black coffee and then water the rest of the day, and I started jogging to and from work, a mile, two miles each way. I lost fifteen pounds and already the gout went away and my blood pressure is down. I'm 28, how old is she? Even just a few years older than me, she'd be at a massive risk of a fatal heart attack. Yet she's conditioned to attack anyone who points this out. Even if you love food and cooking, as I do, you can still take the opportunity to branch out and try healthy options for cooking. I made a no cheese vegetable pizza today, with a cauliflower base instead of regular dough, and it was pretty dank. Would've been actually good if it had cheese but I have to take drastic measures. Healthy food isn't necessarily just salads and unseasoned, unbreaded baked chicken breast, is the point I'm getting at.

[Anonymous No.14103561]

>>14103555
>It's a shame that our culture has empowered fatties
it's mostly the food companies that are behind this.

[Anonymous No.14103565]

>>14095624
I'd love to try anal with a woman like her but my peen is too small to pierce her asshole through her pillowy butsack

[Anonymous No.14103569]

>>14103565
Why would you want anal specifically with a large woman like her?

[Anonymous No.14103597]

>>14097327
Ironically both you and her are mentally ill, just different types.

[Anonymous No.14103607]

>>14097383
Lanklets BTFO by a kitchen tank. How will they ever recover!?

[Anonymous No.14103630]

>>14103565
people at that size literally have no control over their bowels so she'd probably shit all over you

[Anonymous No.14103679]

>>14099551
what's really fascinating is that she looked vaguely middle aged here (while in her 20s) and now she looks 55 or so and she's in her mid 30s.

[Anonymous No.14103700]

>>14097121
Me in the back

[Anonymous No.14103735]

At one point she shows the living room and theres a guy in a recliner who looks like hes licking something repeatedly thats wrapped up in a cloth or paper?...

[Anonymous No.14103740]

>>14103735
maybe it was a salt lick
b-because they're like livestock

[Anonymous No.14103749]

>>14103740
hahah

[Anonymous No.14103776]

>>14097121
That neck...

[Anonymous No.14103795]

>>14098668
Holy hell you weren't kidding

[Anonymous No.14103803]

>>14095624
She can lose weight, both fat people, sex addicts, and even drug addicts have something else that's not the choice of addiction

[Anonymous No.14103814]

>>14097288
I can't tell whether some of these comments are trolling her

[Anonymous No.14103817]

>>14095624
This wheezing cancerous growth triggers me so much. How is this thing permitted to live and fill the world with shitty recipes and arterial disease when a million worthwhile humans go to their graves every day?
Fucking despicable bloated pustule of a person.

[Anonymous No.14103829]

>>14097121
>out of breath just by fucking turning around
It's a trip if you live with people fat enough to have this problem. When they're sleeping it sounds like they're dying.

[Anonymous No.14103901]

>>14097303
Morbidly obese

[Anonymous No.14103961]

>>14103814
>accelle

[Anonymous No.14103968]

>>14103569
So kindly things such as >>14103630 could happen.
I'd have her use me as a human toilet for a week straight with no other food source for me.

[Anonymous No.14104672]

bump for obesity

[Anonymous No.14104679]

>>14103968
But dude think of your cholesterol levels

[Anonymous No.14104998]

>>14097383
It takes a strong beautiful woman like Sarah to wake up from a coma, squash bullies left and right and pursue her life's passion.

[Anonymous No.14105019]

>>14104998
It's her obese husband writing those replies, man.
I bet the old boy got winded doing it as well.

[Anonymous No.14105030]

>>14099306
walk a mile a day. eat fruit, vegetables, whole grains, and lean meats. pounds will melt

[Anonymous No.14105074]

>>14099073
People actually enjoy this guy? He's always doing the same shit eating burgers
>OMG THAT JUICINESS
>OMG ITS CRISPY OUTSIDE AND SOFT INSIDE
>OMFG THE ONIONS COMPLEMENT IT SO WELL
>AAAAAAAA HOLY COW THAT CHEESE BRINGS SUCH A NICE BALANCE

Fucking hate hosts who literally give a 10 to every fucking item they try out. A good food show host should always be criticizing to some extent.

[Anonymous No.14105565]

>>14097121
Sigh

[Anonymous No.14105709]

>>14097121
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICANS

[Anonymous No.14105772]

>>14099489

I've been doing OMAD for 10 years. It does keep me about 60lb below the weight I would be at otherwise, but ideally I'd like to be about 30lb below that, which requires cutting even more.

[Anonymous No.14105776]

>>14095624
Take note, non-Amerifats. This is what we're talking about when we call someone a "flyover". They look like this and everything they eat is some horrendous globular mass of deep fried butter and sugar and can cause diabeetus just by inhaling the fumes it releases.

[Anonymous No.14105780]

>>14095624
>like/dislike ratio disabled on every video
>comment section sanitized or turned off entirely

[Anonymous No.14105794]

>>14105776
Is Kentucky considered a flyover state?

[Anonymous No.14107156]

>>14105794
absolutely

[Anonymous No.14107162]

>>14098666
fr

[Anonymous No.14107255]

Are there seriously people fucking defending her lifestyle and cooking in this thread? Fuck me, I knew we had retards here but didn't realise so many were fucking braindead bootlickers too. Go lick the sweat off her rolls.

[Anonymous No.14107299]

>>14095624
>bring me Han Solo

[Anonymous No.14107309]

>>14103776
don't fuck with Big Ed, he's actually a chad

[Anonymous No.14107639]

>>14107309
>trying to groom a wife less than half your age from southeast asia
that's the polar opposite of a chad

[Anonymous No.14107976]

>>14105794
would you ever want to land there?

[Anonymous No.14108090]

>>14095624
Gonna be real, she can lose weight easily if she just fasts. if you look at documentaries of fat people most of them were skinny before and just ate as a cope. No one is born fat

[Anonymous No.14108104]

>NOOOOOOOO DONTA SNAPA THE PASTAHRINOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.14108114]

>>14108090
the fuck are you on about, babies are fat as shit

[Anonymous No.14108153]

>>14099073
As a chef....

[Anonymous No.14108165]

OH nonononononnoo
https://youtu.be/maJ8NfKQUPg

[Anonymous No.14108189]

>>14107639
or when he bought her a toothbrush and mouthwash because she stank

[Anonymous No.14108249]

>>14108165
....W
.....H
WHY
H
Y

[Anonymous No.14108278]

>>14103776
Holy shit what happened (this is him)

[Anonymous No.14108779]

>>14108278
he transformed from a fit mexican into a fat white sexpat

[Anonymous No.14108789]

>>14107255
>Are there seriously people fucking defending her lifestyle and cooking in this thread?
who the fuck cares, white knight

she's a fat fucking pig, I find her kind of disgusting to even look at, but its her life and if she dies she dies. I literally couldn't care less about this if I tried

[Anonymous No.14108933]

>>14108278
>barely taller than the bike
he was never a Chad

[Anonymous No.14108945]

>>14095624
Modern society is doomed. I can't wait until 1 in 5 amerilards are severely obese. Just a few more decades to go.

[Anonymous No.14108984]

>>14103561
>it's mostly the food companies that are behind this.
Seems like it's mostly all the companies behind today's many social hot topics. As if groups with special interests fund a never ending media circus to somehow profit off of it.

[Anonymous No.14109069]

>>14095624
How the fuck is she still alive? I first saw her like 5 years ago and she's gotten even fatter.

[Anonymous No.14109193]

>>14108945
42% of Americans are already obese.

[Anonymous No.14109196]

>>14107309
>rejected by a SEA mail order bride living with rats

[Anonymous No.14109207]

>>14108945
At least he is out and walking around

[Anonymous No.14109218]

>>14097823
Phew I need to lose 10 or 15 pounds and I already feel like shit and am struggling

[Anonymous No.14109222]

>>14097608
Imagine looking at the mirror and seeing this one day. Oh my.

[Anonymous No.14109234]

>>14103555
how did you do the cauliflower base?

[Anonymous No.14109252]

>>14108114
Lol,
My daughter is 3 and eats a ton of food and is definitely inclined to be naturally bigger while her 4 year old sister is not.
She’s only 3 and I hate to do it but I have to really get strict with her because I’m worried . So I would say yes, some
People are born with a propensity to overeat or eat certain types of food. Or maybe I should say some
People can self regulate better and it is inborn

[Anonymous No.14109256]

>>14108278
I believe he has a congenital muscular disease

[Anonymous No.14109750]

>>14103814
Naw, the spelling errors are too uniquely stupid to be a troll.

[Anonymous No.14109758]

>>14108278
>no neck
>same size as a bicycle
>facial deformity
>what happened?
Not much, he just got fat.

>>14109252
That's not what was said, Anon. What was said was "no one is born fat", which is only true for ultra-prems.

[Anonymous No.14109902]

>>14108789
>white knight
Did you even read what was written? Who the fuck is being protected?

[Anonymous No.14109968]

>>14097121
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.14109981]

if you want to reduce the number offat people you have to make them feel guilty.
easiest way to do it is when you walk past one say haaambooone and it will break them. I guaran god damn tee it will make them put the fork down and start shovelling less shit down their gullet

[Anonymous No.14110046]

>>14109981
rigby?? lmao
no insulting people won't make them feel guilty

[Anonymous No.14110101]

>>14110046
if its a woman? yes. Insult a woman and she will never forget it. Eternally seething.

[Anonymous No.14110607]

>>14097121
what a time to be alive


how do you amerifats afford all this food?

[Anonymous No.14110614]

>>14095624
Having a flab of skin from my jaw constantly rub against my chest would seem incredibly irritating.

[Anonymous No.14110621]

>>14103814
>accelle

[Anonymous No.14110666]

>>14108945
he needs a wheelbarrow for those massive balls

[Anonymous No.14110840]

>>14108945
>they told me stripes were slimming

[Anonymous No.14111121]

>>14097856
>She is a nice person and some of her recipes are nice
/Thread
I made some of her macaroni salad to troll /ck/ once but it was so delicious I finished the whole bowl before taking pictures

[Anonymous No.14111456]

>>14110607
Crappy food is cheap in 'murica. They literally subsidize HFCS.

[Anonymous No.14111490]

>>14111121
You made that thing that required two tubs of mayo and a sack of sugar?
You're a trooper, a real lover of southern comfort, and a braver man than me. Though you might be an idiot.

[Anonymous No.14111592]

>>14098106
>her or boogie anyway
>boogie
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.14111600]

>>14105776
Good. Stay out. We're full.

[Anonymous No.14112022]

>>14111600
That’s right. Full of fat.

[Anonymous No.14112031]

>>14099306
drink only water for a month, after that most sugary slumps will disgust you after a few sips

[Anonymous No.14112048]

>>14097121
Imagine being so fat your body thinks it's a good idea to store fat in the FOREHEAD

[Anonymous No.14112124]

>>14099551
I wonder how Wanda looks like

[Anonymous No.14112148]

>hating on based simply Sarah
Special place in hell for you faggots

[Anonymous No.14112341]

>>14112148
>"NOOO YOU MUST RESPECT SARAH SHE IS A KIND AND WHOLESOME WOMAN!!!"
See >>14097383

The majority of fatties, I'm convinced, are shit-flinging retards.

[Anonymous No.14112676]

>>14112148
Criticism isn't "hate", zoomer.